WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH YOUR POWER TOWEL

Orson, I love you, but that second paragraph makes my head hurt.

I’m not usually into furry porn, but that was pretty hott.

Ahh, sweet relief.

A scary thought – Mangino, Cholly W, Phat Fil & Ralphie Friedgen at an all you can eat buffet for $9.95 each, beverage included.

Instant bankruptcy. Likely cannabilism, too.

Raider Red and I watched it. Funniest thing of the whole game was a pan of the KState crowd and a dude holding up the largest pair of tighty whiteys known to man that said “Mangino, are these yours?” Guess he should have stuck with the power towel though.

A close 2nd is Mangino trying to put his hands on his “hips.” Seriously, how does that man get out of bed in the morning? How is he mobile? How is he alive?

While I don’t know what side to take in this whole divide, I do know that 70,000 people at Faurot started laughing when the scoreboard showed Mangino celebrating the win.

Good job, kU. Just wait til Nov 24 at Arrowhead, where we’ll show you how it’s really done in our shitty half of the Big XII.

Despite the recent offensive explosion from KU, I’m still convinced that Mangino’s clipboard doesn’t have any plays on it… just pictures of his favorite doughnuts he’s eaten in the past.

This is Mangino’s world; we’re all just living inside him. it. living in it.

Sideline hottie Emily Jones had to wipe the gravy off her microphone following her haftime interview. You guys say Fulmer is fat…he’s damn near anorexic compared to ManJabba.

I was reminded Saturday of something that puzzled me several years ago.

LSU fans seem to like to chant “Tiger bait!” like they done don’t know no other words.

“Bait” is something you put in a trap. Ergo, tiger bait would be something that you use to trap tigers.

To trap your team.

Is nobody in the entire state of Louisiana aware of this problem?

Nobody ever said LSU was full of intellect. But they can play ball and isn’t all that matters to us anyway.

Florida fans are also fond of yelling “Gator Bait!” But if the team is the bait, who is the trapper? The AD?

Damn it, I had $50 on the meteor.

actually, Mangino could probably absorb the meteor.

“…and in your cave you find your power animal”

#11

“We got…College men from LSU
Went in dumb came out dumb too…”

-Randy Newman, “Rednecks”, circa 1974

Nothing has changed in over 30 years.

So, yeah, I’m a little disappointed the plane didn’t win in this game on saturday. I didn’t think the chickenhawks had a chance. Of course, when the face of your program throws 3 picks to his one touch, I supposed it is gonna be a long day. Either way, The Big Red (even as weak as they are) and the Tigers will roll through kU (kansas is neither a proper place or name, therefore, they deserve no capitalization). The Werewolves should continue to march through their season until that little rematch in the SEC title game (the Vols will lose 1 conf game and the Gators will win out).

does anyone have the video of ron prince doing his little celebration dance/strut??? he looked like the “bushwackers” from the old school wwf days.

ther is a god.

i need to post a pic on here ,how do you do it ,what code should i paste

A six foot jayhawk smacking up an anthropomorphic cougar.

What is Britney doing with her self these days?

Also, Saban probably doesn’t have time for this, what with having his hands full of a more southerly cougar.

not only did i actually get up to watch the ku/kstate game, but i watched it with a real live ku alum…who, interestingly enough, was more excited about skipping the 4th quarter to go watch OU/tx somewhere else – basketball fans are fucking weird

but my ku friend did make a very keen observation, which is that black is a very slimming color on mangino – it’s almost like his moobs are a mere d-cup when he’s in black

At least the video wasn’t of Mangino trying to bend anyone over.

Bird on cat rape is sick, sick, sick!

That video is now seared into my memory. I won’t be able to get that out of my head for a while.

I always knew folks in Kansas enjoyed the sodomy.

speaking of moobs, did anyone see the Tenn student painted orange in line with the others spelling out T-E-N-N-E-S-S-E-E? we are talking a bigtime moob shot right before cut to commercial… made my gf jealous I am tellin ya

btw…tiger bait is what you throw into the stadium to get the tiger out of it’s lair…think “chumming the waters”

I used my towel to wipe my tears from the week without cheesecake.

Tiger, if you would have just used the power of Google Image Search on your own, you could have been using that towel to wipe up something else.

Excellent video! I’ll use the power towel to wipe away the tears of laughter. The video was well-synched to the beat of the music.

Also, re #16: nice reference.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oread.ku.edu/Oread03/Apr18/Apr18images/maginos.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oread.ku.edu/Oread03/Apr18/kufirst.html&h=383&w=250&sz=27&hl=en&start=9&sig2=vywsP3G8sqcC_vY0A7Kz7A&tbnid=H1CFYjO_WEvyxM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=80&ei=FI0KR66BAZveggPC36XhAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmangino%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGGL,GGGL:2006-38,GGGL:en

Just imagine how terrifying the kid will be in a couple of years

Futbawl Fan,
Thanks a pantload. I had almost gotten that image out of my mind (without resorting to steak knife in the ear). If your gf was jealous of that… well, I’m sorry. Fatty was somewhat bent over with what appeared to be two dunce caps made of melted marshmallow protruding from his fat ass chest…..

AHHHHHH!!!!! where is that damn steak knife!?!?!

Little known fact: he has dextrous toes. He can’t see them, but he can manipulate objects with them.

Another little known fact: He has several round Manginites orbiting him.

1. - how true, but looking at cheesecake at this site seems more noble and less-molesterish than having to search for it while at work at red-light district sites. Call me crazy…. but it’s more satisfying to read a very funny football blog that happens to throw up a pic or 4 of a hot chick than to try to find it otherwise. (failing miserably at justifying the need for cheesecake)

Luckily Towelie has plenty of weed to numb the pain of KSU fans.

Wanna get high?