ONE HUNDRED MIMOSAS: GAMEDAY/MORNING GAMES LIVEBLOG
by Holly Anderson on Oct 6, 2007 10:48 AM EDT
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Morning, boys. Holly (of Ladies, Snarkastic....yes, and this), The Great Barstoolio, and Ladies... Photoshopper nonpareil J-Money have the run of the sandbox this weekend. Between the three of us, we carry loyalties to Tennessee, Miami, West Fuckin' Virginia, Wake Forest, South Florida, Texas, and USC. At time of publication, two of us are already drunk and one's still in her underwear. Should be a hell of a hoedown.
10:30 AM Holly: Oh, Loo'vl. Loo'vl, Loo'vl, Loo'vl. I'm not here to suggest you had a shred of a season left after losing to Syracuse (SYRACUSE!), but you know what's even sadder than losing to Utah at home? The fact that you found the moxie to mount an honest, valid attempt at a comeback and STILL couldn't close the deal.
10:49 AM Holly: The only mildly interesting sign I can make out on GameDay so far starts "Dear KU" and contains the word "guacamole", but I can't make out the rest. Anyone?
10:53 AM Holly: Brady Quinn endorsement alert! Something called "Gillette Game Face", promising "face time" with BQ in New York for winners of some contest (gillettegameface.com! Go!). Face time....holy hell, do we get to SHAVE him? He always struck me as a waxer.
11:02 AM Barstoolio: The only thing that could make Kansas State's purple uniforms even more awesome: if Prince were their mascot and he was kept on a leash on the sideline.
11:03 AM Holly: Liiiittle Jordy Nelson! Baby, he's much too fast. For Texas. *quiet weeping*
11:05 AM Holly: According to Jebus, the sign apparently reads "Dear KU, Please enjoy 45 guacamole pop shots courtesy of KSU. Love, Wade Boggs." Well, THAT explains EVERYTHING.
11:21 AM Holly: The upcoming segment on Notre Dame is titled, "Is Today The Day?", but is accompanied by clips of Jimmy Clausen throwing INTs and being chased by burly defenders, so I'm going with "No."
11:27 AM Holly: Kirk would like you to know that "UCLA is for REAL" and that they have the athletic ability to make it to the bowl season with one loss. I'm a couple days behind in my RSS reader...they're still coached by Karl Dorrell, right?
11:30 AM Barstoolio: I would like Kirk to know his eyebrows look like carpet remnants.
11:42 AM Holly: Huh. If the Gators "haven't forgotten what they learned last season" in Jordan-Hare, what the hell were they doing again last week?
11:47 AM Holly: I'm a little disappointed in the GameDay crowd turnout and disposition, but I'm trusting that the first-string hooligans are still passed out in alleys and will be ready to roll by sunset.
11:52 AM Barstoolio: I've abandoned GameDay for The ACC Show. Is this what it feels like to wake up 45 and single?
11:53 AM Holly: Erin Andrews just....painted some guy's nose orange in the student section. Too many jokes. Circuit overload.
11:55 AM Holly: Five minutes from West Fuckin' Virginia kickoff... J-Money's at the Wake Forest game, but she left us a present:
mmmm, breakfast.
12:00 PM Holly: Corso picks the Tigers. Well, Florida, you've got that going for you.
12:02 PM Holly: I just got off the phone with Orson, who would like to let y'all know that as of 11:00 AM Central time, he has been "called a faggot twice and told to fuck off in some fashion five times" on the LSU campus. Oh, bright college days.
12:06 PM Barstoolio: Miami has lost 5 of its last six road games. If you think I haven't just done an exorcism dance to 2 Live Crew, you don't know me at all.
12:14 PM Barstoolio: Touchdown, UNC. Is this an indictment of my dancing?
12:17 PM Holly: [NAME REDACTED]'s shirt has these orange flashes on the sleeves that make it look like he's wearing floaties. My kingdom for a screencap, it's that adorable.
12:22 PM Holly: Rashard Mendenhall just strolled 32 yards into Wisconsin's endzone untouched. Everyone's seen the Badgers eke out wins by the barest of margins all season, but that total lapse of defense so early in them.
12:34 PM Holly: ....of course, it will match their offensive woes nicely, as they proceed to their first missed field goal of the season. C'mon, Bieilelelma.
12:49 PM Barstoolio: The Hurricanes are UNC's bitches at the end of the first quarter, down 13-0 and flailing about in a sea of powder blue. They have never beaten the Tar Heels in Chapel Hill. Commence the wailing and the gnashing of grills.
12:55 PM Holly: Great moment just now in Champaign: Arrelious Benn, freezing for a split second in a circle of about five Badgers, all of whom look honestly scared to get near him before he dives forward for an extra yard or so.
1:03 PM Barstoolio: I ... this game is taking away my joviality, but I'm a soldier.
1:03 PM Holly: ...of fortune.
1:07 PM Barstoolio: 20-0. This must be the Curse of The Rock.
1:07 PM Holly: I am totally comfortable blaming Miami's play on The Scorpion King (the movie, not the actual Scorpion King, who totally exists and would show these Tar Heels what the fuck is what).
1:12 PM Holly: While I'm pulling for Wisconsin in this match, I'm really enjoying the Illini's success because it enables me to type "Rashard Mendenhall" over and over again. Oh, and he just hit the endzone again. 17-0, Illinois.
1:24 PM Barstoolio: Interception UNC.
THEREISNOCRYINGINFOOTBALL THEREISNOCRYINGINFOOTBALL
1:27 PM Holly: I just caught the replay of that. There's a shot of a Miami defender missing a tackle and falling on his facemask in such exaggerated fashion that I can't believe it's not a cartoon.
1:30 PM Barstoolio: You mock my pain! (Football is pain, highness.)
1:35 PM Holly: Swann being helped off the field. Chin up, Wisconsin, it's not like he was the only one out there making pl...oh.
1:41 Barstoolio: Kyle Wright manages to squeeze in another INT before the half, enabling Miami to stay down by 27 points. Looks like we might see Kirby Freeman. I've begun cutting.
1:44 PM Holly: Halftime scores of interest ("interest" = "games I can't see with shady Los Angeles cable"): Kansas-KState tied at 14...Maryland 21 GTech 3....Auburn 21 Vandy 0.
1:51 PM Holly: DROP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND TURN TO ESPN THEY ARE RE-AIRING THE LOU HOLTZ PEP TALK WHERE HE DOES MAGIC TRICKS GO GO GO .
2:10 PM Holly: Touchdown Badgers! Nice of you to show up. Sleep well?
2:16 PM Holly: You know, I was disappointed to see that Notre Dame was scheduled for a night game. That early-morning cup of perfect Domer misery has made for a merry start to every Saturday this season...but a(nother!) Michigan choke job would be just as delicious. The Wolverines are currently clinging to a 23-14 lead over...Eastern Michigan.
2:25 PM Barstoolio: Sam Shields catches Miami's second TD of the half in as many possessions (I think - I ran out at the half for more booze and a salad) as Miami finally realizes there's a game going on. Never doubt the U, son - or the hellfire halftime stare of Randy Shannon.
2:34 PM Barstoolio: DARNELL JENKINS 97 YARDS THROW UP YOUR U!
2:34 PM Holly: That doesn't mean "uterus", right?
2:34 PM Barstoolio: I did that in the first half.
2:46 PM Barstoolio: So, I can't watch USF (I'm IN. FLORIDA.), but I have the option of UW-Eau Claire vs UW-Whitewater. *blank look*
2:56 PM Holly: Northwestern and Michigan State are tied 27-27 in the 4th. The play-by-play announcer for one of these teams once sent me pictures of his calves in an effort to win my affections. I am absolutely not making this up.
3:15 PM Holly: Rapidly losing interest in Wisconsin's demise by way of creeping dread re: Tennessee-Georgia. I fear the next post will not be half as coherent, spilling over with such entries as "CATCH THE GODDAMN BALL!!!!!111", and for this I ask your forgiveness in advance.
3:19 PM Barstoolio: Meanwhile, in downtown Miami, the Orange Bowl begins to tear herself down early in shame.
3:21 Holly: Update from Baton Rouge: LSUJoshua has managed to fry two turkeys, killing neither himself nor any bystanders. Orson has racked up Three "FAGGOT!"s, Five "FUCK YEEEEW"s, and one "HEEEY GILLIGAN! THASSA TERRIBLE HAT, MAN!". And that'll about do it for this round. Afternoon thread up shortly; we'll see you there.
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I started watching GameDay 15 minutes late.
Any shots of Desmond Howard pretending like he’s reading something on the internets?
by rovdjur on Oct 6, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
There is a game on already? My head hurts from playing the “Nick Saban Drinking Game” where you take a shot everytime he says “Aight” when he is being interviewed about the season on his weekly call in show. I did 37 shots in 3 mins……..aight
by Capt Obvious on Oct 6, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
Gentlemen,
I want a good clean fight, no hitting below the belt.
And I want the penalty box rule instituted for the LSU game. Everytime Glenn Dorsey gets a sack on Tebow, he has to go sit in the penalty box for 3 plays.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Oct 6, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions
Lee Corso doesn’t have any eyes. I don’t know why I never noticed this before. I feel like I did when I finally noticed a few years ago that Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
Dear KU,
Please enjoy 45 guacamole pop shots courtesy of KSU.
Love,
Wade Boggs.
(yes, that’s really what it says, no, I don’t know what it means)
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
Holly, that KU sign mentions something about 45 pop shots of guac from Wade Boggs…. I don’t get it. Clearly Kansasanian inside jokes are elaborate and obtuse. Or fucking stupid.
by rovdjur on Oct 6, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
The Fighting Zookers practice! They run! They move fast! They don’t have time to think its so fast!
When do they find time to waterski?
by rovdjur on Oct 6, 2007 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
#1
desmond howard can’t read.
i myself have never been one for math, but i can’t help but notice 6 “loyalties” for only 3 contributors. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
by gerry dorsey on Oct 6, 2007 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
LSu fans seem subdued at Gameday…the piece on K-state and Fort Riley was pretty good….makes me almost forgive them for the towel video
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
I could see if it was addressed to The Mangino on account of his prodigious appetite, but I still don’t get the guacamole pop shots.
Fuckin Kansas.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
College Game Day has really become an insufferably bad viewing experience.
And people rip on Holth (and he ith a penith), but nobody’s ever been worse than Corso. Ever. He’s the worst human being on the planet.
He should have some of Logan Young’s salad.
by Gurn on Oct 6, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
This seems a win-win for you today Holly. If UT wins, well, that’s obvious, but if they lose you get one step closer to ridding your team of The Great Pumpkin and his donut devouring ways. I feel bad for the Wake fan in the group. After the tease that was last season this year has to be saddening/maddening/baddening. Maybe tease is the wrong word since they did win the ACC, but still, it’s the ACC.
by Biggus Rickus on Oct 6, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
EDSBS will soon have all the googlejuice for “guacamole pop shots.”
by panhandler on Oct 6, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
Anyone else notice how ESPN cuts to a different angle every time the
“Tebow Loves
Coach
Urban
Meyer”
sign comes into view?
by pmac on Oct 6, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
why do I want to hear about this guy from D-II ? Surely there are some interesting things going on in DI?
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
I saw an interesting sign:
Tebow <3’s
©oach
[U]rban
[M]eyer
by Grimey on Oct 6, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
damnit why did i have to go to the grocery store NOW and miss all this action…i’m way behind.
by jawjagirl on Oct 6, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
Didn’t Boggs once claim to have consumed 45 beers on a cross country flight once?
All I know is, Texas is going for a record of throwing 355 passes to WRs who are standing still, usually within 3 yards of the line of scrimmage. If they ever threw to someone in full stride my brain would melt and trickle out my nose like candle wax.
by Buster G on Oct 6, 2007 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Oof. Gotta love waking up to signs like “Urban Meyer Weiner.” You stay classy, Baton Rouge.
Time for that morning beer.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Ugh,
Another Flynn- Mauck comparison. Flynn – better arm (better movility prior to injury). Herbie gives Perriloux props. Derek Harvey of the edge on obvious passing downs. Otherwise Gator D in trouble if LSU QBs approximate accurate throws and receivers drop fewer than 12 passes for the game.
by marcillac on Oct 6, 2007 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
- - agreed, but at leas the merkin wearer gave us this:
“It’s time for the best part of the show - I didn’t write this — where I make my fashion statement.”
Ah, anticipating what kind of furry Corso will live out his fantasies of being tonight….
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
“Tase the Gators.”
Andrew Meyer is screaming “not cool, brah” at his TV.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Pac-10 cheerleaders are much cuter than these LSU girls.
by The Humanitarian on Oct 6, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
I’m hoping for many uses of the “drunk white women” tag.
BTW – which one of you is the one still in her underwear?
by GamecockTony on Oct 6, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
- - no kidding. ESPN showed no one in that crowd that I’d toss some Mardi Gras beads at.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
H,
I’ll refrain from the obvious follow up questions.
So… are there really any important games today?
I thought the main event took place Thursday night.
by GamecockTony on Oct 6, 2007 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
Could someone remind Miami that they are playing UNC, of all teams?
Since when do they score rushing touchdowns?
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
K State doesn’t need Prince for they have the Power Towel! Although, to march his Purpleness out on a diamond studded leash pre-game would be pretty awesome.
Every time Dorsey sacks Tebow LSU should get to feed a Florida fan to Roscoe (aka Mike the VI).
by jeneria on Oct 6, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
Are you freaking kidding me?! Syracuse just scored???
by jawjagirl on Oct 6, 2007 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
That’s right Syracuse scored. West Fuckin’ Virginia can take that juicer and shove it.
by Mike on Oct 6, 2007 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
Nice kick Badgers.
I did enjoy hearing Corso picking Illinois because they were favored at home, and “someone knows something that I don’t”.
by BDoc on Oct 6, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Wisconsin looks completely disinterested in the machinations of tackling.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
Anybody else read Holly’s line about “the barest of margins” and read “the breasts”? Just me? Oh.
by notthequarterback on Oct 6, 2007 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Why did I pick Miami-North Carolina as my 10 game in College Pick ’Em?
by John on Oct 6, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
SignalToNoise- wow, I made pretty much the same comment over at Deadspin (#26), and I’m just now checking out EDSBS for the day. That makes it doubly true.
by TattooedMess(iah) on Oct 6, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously, can anyone get me a screenshot of Zook’s sideline wear?
by Holly on Oct 6, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
TattooedMessiah (#37) – I repeated it because it spoke truth. I’m highly disappointed in Baton Rouge.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
“Faggot” is a favorite salutation for coon-ass trash in Baton Rouge when they see a fan wearing the opposing team’s colors.
Little known fact: when caucasians breed with lower primates, Cajuns are the result.
by Gurn on Oct 6, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Lee Corso:
Everybody who knows anything, knows something you don’t know.
by Stagecoach67 on Oct 6, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Grimey – That is actually great news!!
Hey Holly – since Tebow no longer wants your boobs – can I lay claim?
Here’s to a spirited contest this afternoon – should be a good one. Maybe we can make it 4 straight.
by CLTDawg on Oct 6, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
And now Wisky is showing off the alligator arms.
That game is over.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
Re: the “faggot” epithet. Did Orson do something faggoty to warrant the abuse? Just askin.
by BJ and The Bear on Oct 6, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Gurn, that’s interesting. What happens when negroids breed with lower primates?
by Unhappy Monkey on Oct 6, 2007 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT! What did [NAME REDACTED] tell those kids in Champaigne this morning??
by jawjagirl on Oct 6, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
At least they haven’t accused Orson of being a wearer of jorts.
Barstoolio, I’m sorry, but apparently the Tar Heels are making it perfectly clear that you don’t bring that ish into the C.H.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
The Zooker’s getting fuuuuuucked up tonight.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 6, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
- - Not so much Illinois as much as Wisky showing no interest in the more physical aspects of the game, like tackling, running, and kicking.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
I’m at the Illini game sitting behind the team’s bench. During Mendenhall’s first TD run, I noticed Zook running back towards the sideline, screaming, “what i miss, what i miss?”
When he was at UF, did he used to sneak off into the locker room to get a few quick reps in then too?
by Duke of C-U on Oct 6, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
Good call jebus…this one television thing with interest in 4 games is causing me to miss the more pertinent information…
by jawjagirl on Oct 6, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Mark Mangino on TV.
I’m just glad I don’t have HD right now.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
- - (opens arms)
Have faith in Randy; it’ll take some time.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
Illinois is just pinning their ears back on the pass rush. Wisconsin needs to start running a few screens. And yes, I’m just saying that because I want to see PJ Hill trying to run a screen. I’m a sucker for physical humor.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 6, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
I got in from my coffee run and what is illinois up to? And does the Zooker just scream the entire time? I am loving the Badgers getting a beatdown, though. And it looks like they are trying to play some ball in the ACC—am waiting, waiting to pound the Vols today—sorry Holly.
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
A score here for Wisky, and Zoook should probably stop screaming and start adjusting at halftime.
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
1:39 PM — Has Miami officially hit bottom yet, or are they going to start digging now?
by The Big Dog on Oct 6, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
>>Re: the "faggot" epithet. Did Orson do something faggoty to warrant the abuse? Just askin.<<
Maybe they saw his picture on the Sporting News blog?
I’m just brainstormin’ here.
by Gurn on Oct 6, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Fox has some unheralded sideline reporters. Emily Jones could totally get it.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
K-State is 10-0 under Ron Prince when leading at the half.
The game is tied… so, thanks, FSN!
Also, he appears to sculpt his eyebrows*.
- that’s the second eyebrow reference out of me today
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
I’m pulling for Wisky (no red-blooded American can honestly root for [NAME REDACTED] and his text-message mania), but goddamn they look bad. I figured they’d give up ~30 to Illinois, but I didn’t expect them to completely forget how to make a fucking tackle. Is the Zooker for real?
by BeardGuy on Oct 6, 2007 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
Ahhh….the replay of Lou Holtz’s magick act at halftime.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
Lou Holtz Magic Minute rerun on…
And Rece Davis can’t get enough.
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
In lieu of Frank Caliendo, could we not have a show where Lou Holth does magic tricks and gives pep talks to neighborhood kids? It’d be like David Blaine meets Mr Rogers, only less molesty.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST TORE THAT NEWSPAPER
by CloneChronicles on Oct 6, 2007 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
as a louisville fan, i haven’t seen much of the games today, and may be too busy even to watch the late games. there are far too many toddlers left in this nursery…
by jon on Oct 6, 2007 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
It was so nice I watched the magic pep talk twice (ESPN2 ran it again immediately afterwards).
Barstoolio, I’m not advocating suicide in any way, but make sure that if you’re going to bleed for your team, do it right: cut down the wrist, not across.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
Rece ripping up the paper was phenomenal.
I’ll post it again – that Lou Holtz pep talk was the briefest, must accurate explanation I’ve yet had about how USC was so shitty his last few years here.
I mean, how do you watch that and think to yourself, “we can go beat Florida because our coach knows magic!”
by anon on Oct 6, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
just got in from breakfast and I have questions:
does zook just scream all the time? When did UNC start playing football? Can Lou Holtz really do magic?
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Why does Erin Andrews look younger and hotter every time she graces a sideline?
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
The Lou Holtz act is getting old. What a ham. Nuf sed.
by The Big Dog on Oct 6, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
“We intentionally play like shit in the first half. This is our plan. You know how we do! "
—Bret Bielema
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
watching Kansas and KSU (in HD. Probably a bad idea because Mangino looks like he is about to come through the tv and eat me.) Anyway, Kansas just had a 3rd and 6 and i swear to God they just played the towel video in over the scoreboard because i could hear that song in the background of the power towel video being blasted over the PA.
by Watson on Oct 6, 2007 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
Best signs at College GameDay:
I Smell Corndog
Tebow Wears Jorts
Dude, wheres My Car?- Joiner reference w/ arrest Photo
UF: Urbans Felons
Don’t Tase Me, Bro!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Oct 6, 2007 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
Erin Andrews is not a Dr, but she likes to look at naked college boys on tv.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
- - after EA kissed Pat White a couple weeks ago, it was revealed that said kiss was the mark of the Succubus. Ms. Andrews simply zaps the life force of unwitting 21-year old skill position players to keep her youth.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
“play football well” glaringly absent from Coach Shannon’s list of rules.
and “treat women well”? that’s not how they do it at the U, unless your name is Willis McGahee and “treat well” means “impregnate.”
by Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch on Oct 6, 2007 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
I am wondering: how many babies did Big Mangino eat during haftime? P.S. love you, Holly
by william on Oct 6, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, they treat women well, #87. Trunks are comfy!
by The Great Barstoolio on Oct 6, 2007 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
I ran out at the half for more booze and a salad
…another excerpt from the “ESPN Guide To Things Mark Mangino Would Never Say”.
Check it out.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
care to join me in a spot of seppuku, Digital Headbutt?
by Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch on Oct 6, 2007 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
being sick sucks ass. no baton rouge, and i’m just now waking up. and it appears my roommates have stolen my beer. great. the flu without beer is like parasailing with no boat. it just isn’t as much fun. :(
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
35-0. I guess the Lord forgot about the Commodores.
Now is the time on “Vandy Alumni Football Gameday” when we climb down in the bottle of gin and inhale deeply.
by VandyJ on Oct 6, 2007 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
And the Illinois safety is nicknamed Juice too! There’s juices all over the place!
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 6, 2007 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
All your uteruses (uteri?) are belong to THA U.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
Kyle Wright just had a Rex Grossman moment.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
@ Jebus # 84 – I actually thought she looked rather average today.
Average by her standards is still way hotter than most females, but still.
by GamecockTony on Oct 6, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
If Miami pulls this off… expect another 7th Floor Crew remix…
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
I keep hearing them say “gutcheck Saturday” —why and who came up with that? did I miss something? Does this automatically follow “Upset Saturday”?
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
@ GamecockTony #96: She isn’t my flavor. I do think she’s a good sideline reporter though.
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
can’t….stop….laughing…. the U is down 13 to UNC!!! THE TARHEELS!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
@100: aw.
Now, hopefully Shannon can get that offense to crack back on the Tar Heels with 10 minutes left.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Getting ready for Knoxville! Go DAWGS ! sic ’em…woof, woof, woof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jamiedawgfan on Oct 6, 2007 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
did i mention that the ’heels lost to those pinot-sipping anderson cooper-watching sophisticates from UVA???
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
And now [TEAM REDACTED] just gave my 5-team parlay the kind of love they write about on Wonkette. Next time, I’ll just use the money to light my cigar with.
by VandyJ on Oct 6, 2007 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH that’s 4 interceptions. by UNC. oh god i’ve never had so much fun with the flu in my life. by the way, there were two guys right there. that pass was going the other way regardless of who caught it.
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
4 ints for Wright. I’m afraid what’s about to happen at Miami is going to make the Lee/Weatherford thing seem like “gee, do we go with Namath or Marino today?”
by The Big Dog on Oct 6, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
kyle wright has a 122.8 qb rating on the ncaa scale. tj yates has a 144.8. ohhhhhhhhh this is not good miami oahwaelrkajclakjewrljahg a hahahahahahahaha
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Suck on that, Towelie!
Mangino will eat like a King tonight!
by jebus on Oct 6, 2007 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
i can’t believe the fightin’ [NAME REDACTED]ers just beat wisky. i just took another shot of dayquil and chased it with a beer. this is unbelievable
oh, and erin andrews standing with [NAME REDACTED] just brings back weird memories…must drink more…and stare at poster of erin andrews….and drink….
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Jebus @ 110: all the K-State fans just used those power towels as TP.
by Signal to Noise on Oct 6, 2007 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
i also can’t believe the worldwide leader is showing horse racing at 4. wtf?!? is this a gainesville thing or are other having this same problem?
by Cameron Siggs on Oct 6, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
And Kansas… fucking Kansas… will be ranked this week.
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, FSF found the offense, but seems to have misplaced the D. Amato should knows these guys, right?
by The Big Dog on Oct 6, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Some bouncing boobies in Tennessee right now, not including Fulmer’s.
by dudis41 on Oct 6, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
WTF Holly? Where the hell have you been hiding this team? Or is Pete Caroll coaching while Fat Phil makes a donut run? Ye gods!
by Wolf on Oct 6, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Did anyone else see the “Tim Tebow loves Coach Urban Meyer” sign on gameday?
by moocey on Oct 6, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Georgia Tech @ Clemson in the Calvin Johnson Coming Out Party, 2003
Ohio State and Miami for the national championship, 2002
Boise State and Oklahoma, 2006
Florida @ LSU, 2006
Best games I’ve ever seen
by GTSteve on Oct 7, 2007 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Best GameDay signs:
Dear KU,
Please enjoy 45 guacamole pop shots courtesy of K-State. Love, Wade Boggs
Mangino’s front butt sez: I’M A MAN! I’M 40!!1
E knarfle
S the
P garthok
N !
(10 bonus points to anyone who gets that reference.)
Tebow wears Jorts
Tony Jordan stole my car
LSU’s D is all jacked up on Mounain Dew
by JP on Oct 8, 2007 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
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