YOUTUBE: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

by Orson on Oct 4, 2007 6:12 PM EDT

It's a smallish game between two no-name teams at some undefined competitive level of high school football. Yet the simple, Windows Movie Maker-crafted message of the video should call shake traumatic memories loose from your brain with amazing effciency of a horrid, pants-wetting terror felt when watching the nightmare unfold in front of your eyes: quarterback flushed, running, pursued by an unstoppable mob of faceless baby-skewerers, looking to throw, and then...

NO NO NO NO NO NO. Sometimes, when the pass is bad enough, we can actually yell in that low-pitch slo-mo voice you hear at the end of the video. Doug Johnson, you gave us that talent, and for that, we thank you. It's handy for scaring the shit out of drive-through clerks late at night, or for phoning in those pesky but necessary ransom demands over an untapped public phone.

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John Parker Wilson makes this kids arm strength look like Elway’s.

by Bully Van De Graaff on Oct 4, 2007 6:25 PM EDT reply actions

Wow. another easter egg in there is the offensive lineman turned concussion farmer shortly after the INT

by TX_FL on Oct 4, 2007 6:27 PM EDT reply actions

Did I hear the Darth Vader Episode III “Nooooo” during the slow-mo?

by John on Oct 4, 2007 7:37 PM EDT reply actions

uh, did someone pay you to put this up?

by stapler on Oct 4, 2007 8:16 PM EDT reply actions

Bully,

You will be the first one back on the bandwagon when JP has his shit together again against the cousinlovers.

You need to tighten up your chinstrap and quit crying to put in a GD freshman.

ROLL TIDE!

by John P. Graves on Oct 4, 2007 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

100 Cocktails for “Concussion Farmer”

by Brian on Oct 4, 2007 9:35 PM EDT reply actions

Lou Holtz just made me question reality. I’ll never be the same.

by TigerNacho on Oct 4, 2007 9:51 PM EDT reply actions

Lou Holtz just gave the Gators a pep talk and performed the most astonishing magic trick ive ever witnessed.

by Dave on Oct 4, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions

Someone, please, how did Lou do that?

by Middle America on Oct 4, 2007 9:53 PM EDT reply actions

I’m waiting for him to pull a quarter out of Mark May’s ear.

Seriously, that was great.

by Run Up The Score on Oct 4, 2007 9:54 PM EDT reply actions

You know, when we play Florida, we get money in the bank.

Game Changing Performance. Gimme a fucking siren – Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lou Holtz vs Chris Angel – who is the better magician???

by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Oct 4, 2007 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

someone.

please.

make fun of the photo contained here:

http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20071004/NEWS/71004002/1093

by panhandler on Oct 4, 2007 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

Did anyone see the smug ass look on Spurrier’s face after Woodson’s lateral fuck up?

by Brian on Oct 4, 2007 10:01 PM EDT reply actions

don’t know how to submit stuff to Orson, but he should post this picture
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dingleberries-are-fun.jpg
someone posted it on thesabre…funny stuff.

by Mike on Oct 4, 2007 11:30 PM EDT reply actions

Young QB, how would you like to be the next four year starting QB at GT?

Sincerely,

Chan Gailey

by Chan Gailey on Oct 4, 2007 11:57 PM EDT reply actions

http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?&brand=null&videoId=3049707&n8pe6c=3

there is the link to the lou holtz pep talk for florida. Please put that on the site in the morning.

by Andy on Oct 5, 2007 3:29 AM EDT reply actions

For a second there I wasn’t sure if this No No No video was actually footage from the 4th quarters last week of either the Penn State / [Team Redacted] game or the OU / CU game.

by Geaux Irish on Oct 5, 2007 10:38 AM EDT reply actions

Funny, looks like GT footage from the past 4 years, except that 1 out of 3 times, #21 would do a vertical leap and grab the ball about 2 feet above everyone else’s outreached arms. The Hallalujah Chorus would start playing in the background too………

by Techie on Oct 5, 2007 12:07 PM EDT reply actions

eric y thinks jay did a pretty bad thing when he posted this video of whitlow in his football game and if it is not stopped immediately eric and jay will put Sammie into his place otherwise known as the bathroom closet and whitlow will not check on this video again and if eric whitlow jay and sammie aren’t home by then I can guarantee that all hell will break loose.

by eric y on Oct 5, 2007 7:48 PM EDT reply actions