THURSDAY NIGHT ADVANTAGE: KENTUCKY VERSUS SOUTH CAROLINA

This wil be a great game since Woodson finally faces a pass defense and SC finally faces a team that can pass. I’m thinking we see a lot of Cory Boyd and Mike Davis and not much else from either offense.

Methinks KY can make this look easy tonight.

OTOH, Brooks might get an onset case of Gailey – Bowden equilibrium right after halftime.

Woodson will take advantage of Brinkley being out…like this offense needs another passing lane to throw in….

Too bad alumni wasn’t considered in the hair category… Steve Taneyhill may have swayed things.

I think another factor which may be a draw is which fan base will consume the most brown liquor before the game. I might give Kentucky an edge here since they generally make their own brown liquor illegally.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

By the way, how much are they asking for that handb.. er, carryall?
/ducks/

fucking greatness. i miss six factor factor six.

former bama center paul hogan once got interviewed for like 5 minutes at sec media days as jared lorezen. a center mistaken for a fucking quarterback. its a crazy conference we live in.

Filipovic huh? I guess that makes Andre Woodson the “Gabriel Gonzaga” of the night then.

Factor Seven – Attractive Women – Per CBS Sports Line:

Advantage South Carolina

Jack-ball Clay Travis of CBS Sports ranked the women of the SEC and came up with the following:

   No. 5 – USCe

   No. 9 – Kentucky

(((But, he also attacked Gator women, ranking them No. 11 and he has a major league man-crush on Tebow, so this survey needs to be taken with a pound of salt. ))))))))

http://sportsline.com/spin/story/9920854/2

Not yet BDoc.

Orson, what’s your Erdos number?

I might condescend to acknowledge the cocky-come-lately USCe now that they have a Punjabi giant playing for them. Anyone can get giant Samoans, this required some real effort.

Also, I’m going to be obnoxious and claim a HT on the Ohio pornster representative story. What the hell is going on in that state?

An Erdos reference? Bravo, sir.

One of the highlights of my UF career was meeting him when he came to visit. (yeah, yeah… the Century Tower is definitely not intact)

You didn’t give the ’Cock’s QB’s a fair shake. Remember Steve Taneyhill and his “epic mullet?” I’m not sure that beats the Hefty Lefty, but who knows?

My Erdos number is 3, we think. We know someone who studied with someone who published with Erdos.

Yes, yes, call in the jokers from Southern Cal. There were students at South Carolina when the only things fucking in the Valley were Spanish missionaries and large rodents.

#3…agreed.

McGyver. Jose Canseco. Steve Tanneyhill. All proud members of the Mullet Hall of Fame.

Erdos?!? What in the wide, wide world of sports are y’all talking about?

Never mind. I don’t want to know.

There were students at South Carolina when the only things fucking in the Valley were Spanish missionaries and large rodents.

How would one tell the difference between any of those three groups?

1. - The bright side then is that your Erdos number is infinity.

#16,
a Erdos number, in a nutshell, is a “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” but in a published paper type of way- The mathematician’s name was Erdos, so he is number 0. people who published papers with him are 1, and so on…
http://www.oakland.edu/enp/readme.html
that’ll explain much better than I ever could.

Another thought about South Carolina’s long long history… you know how there was that discussion about day-walkers, and whether having a parent attend a university was good enough to claim some kind of affiliation?

I mention that because my father attended the Glasgow High School and then the University of Glasgow, which were started in the 12th century and in 1451 respectively. Not that it has anything to do with college football, but it gives me an excuse to point out that some people attended institutions which were imparting knowledge and fomenting the enlightenment before anyone had thought to dispossess the locals and set up plantations, far less set up local colleges in the hopes of educating the landowners’ sons not to piss in the potted plants.

Pot Calling Kettle Black Dept:

Hackneyed Newspaper Boy-RE Comment No. 15:

A. Population: Columbia, South Carolina, (College founded in 1801): In 1816, there were 250 homes in the town and a population of over 1,000. *

B. Population: Los Angeles, CA: In 1801 there were 315 people and in 1820 there were 650 Angelenos, half probably stuck in traffic and the other half in therapy… **

So, Columbia SC and Los Angeles, CA started out about the same size, and then everyone moved to LA, while Columbia stayed comfortable quaint, no?

• http://www.columbiasc.net/index.php?pageid=129

**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Los_Angeles,_California

I would think a contract at Kentucky would include a lifetime supply of bourbon and a prohibition against drinking Scotch (or at least Tennessee Whiskey).

J-Load threw his balls the way he liked his bacon: sizzzzzlin’!

Re #21: Fair enough, but athletics at the Uni are such that they even let me try out for crew. No day-walkers there, unless you count the folks trying to get into the Queen Margaret’s Union without a student ID.

And, back to Orson’s opening link, we are long, long overdue for a Fark-like “Ohio” tag around here.

So Dan Reeves and Sterling Sharpe don’t offset the Beast that ate Lexington? This Yankee is truly confused by that logic… but then again, the closest thing I have to an Erdos number would be a friend from HS who is at least a 3 or 4, but possibly a 2.

Awesome Paul Erdos reference. What do you want to bet that went over the head of damn near everybody reading this article?

My Erdos number is 7, I think. I’ve published with people who published with someone who is a 5, according to http://www.ams.org/mathscinet/collaborationDistance.html. Whee!

My Erdos number is 4 according to that ams link

Edit: and it will be a 3 once I publish with my advisor, who is a 2.

No Erdos number for me. But I have a Bacon number of 3. I was an extra in “Death Race 2000” as a kid with Sly Stallone who was in “Copland” with Robert DeNiro who was in “Sleepers” with Bacon.

And in the music version of the game I can connect through 4 or 5 bands to get to Eric Clapton.

Paul Erdos fucked my sister. Does that make my number 1 or 2? Hold on, what the hell am I thinking. Fuck that. Fuck Paul Erdos.

OC Phil, that’s cool, I loved Death Race 2000! (But anyone who didn’t is probably nowhere near this board.)

Gamecocks win and I giggle over the fact that I spell the beer I drink bUSCh light all night.

Fuck me I suck. But those who think UK is going to win are in for a real awakening tonight.

Anyone know the name they were playing in the intro? It had a pretty cool beat

#27, anon

Yeah, all Hungarian math geniuses’ numeric co-authorship accounting systems totally zoom my brainpan like that ‘kokakola bottel" that fell from the great shiny metal bird a score ago in ol’ Afreeka. I must return that bottel. I guess that’s what I get from learning inferior American math from watching reruns of The Cosby Show. If I make it to Baton Rouge this weekend I’ll certainly look it up in a LSU library.

All drunken cyberwrasslin’ aside, I predict a Spurrdos margin of victory number of 10 tonight.

Is Spurrier wearing a rug??? His hair looks “interesting” indeed…

How can you pick UK as the winner based on Andre’ Woodson and leave off the freaking apostrophe!!!!!!!!!

Watching the Lou Holth speech. Jesus that guy kinda looks like my grandfather.

Lou Holtz is my Jewish Carpenter.

He is a magical man indeed.

Sweet Jesus, at least now I know how the Cocks beat us two straight times, Lou Holtz is a magician…and I thought it was the fact that it was Cooper’s last year and Tressel’s first and we were just a piss poor team in transition.

So 2 SEC losses to a Magician and 1 SEC loss to a team who wore illegal cleats the entire game (during a monsoon), yeah I’m looking right at you Tennessee, fucking cheaters…I feeling better and better.

Lou Holtz is MAGIC! Florida has no chance in hell now.

I wake up in the middle of the night screaming because I don’t know how Lou Holtz does it.

Lou Holtz. Necromancer.

Who has a better mullett? Steve Taneyhill or Don Majkowsi?

Flutie makes reference to SMU’s fake national title and James says “let’s get back to the game.”

So ESPN now says “Upset Watch” in vibrant red letters with the Cocks up by 15, and how in fuck’s sake is this an upset. South Crackolina was a 3.5 point favorite.

Come on, Spurrier! RUN IT UP!

I is in your backfield ripping up your invitashun to the Downtown Aphletic Klub

It’s the Battleship Lorenzen fools,

Lou Holtz was actually pretty funny on College Football Live, it looked unscripted when he went on his campaign speech for Florida. Maybe he just can’t read a teleprompter with those coke bottles and maybe Mickey mouse thinks “dumb old man” is funny so they write him crap.

Ahhh I still hate him. Who wins in a fight? Holtz or Pat Summerall?

Actually Spurrier prefers Coors Light. He used to always make us go get him a 6 pack of it whenever he came to talk to the ATL Gator Club.

And after last night’s game, I’m more worried about the South Cakalacky game than ever before.

1. - Pat Summitt kicks both of their asses.

They’re not wildcats, they’re domesticated.

There ain’t no real barbers in Haleyville so what do yo want the little feller to do about the hair anyway and he is a state champ in discuss throwing one sport that Sammie and jay love more than anything other than the sport of watermelon-spitting which if it weren’t for football and discuss throwing whitlow says there wouldn’t be anything else to do in Haleyville and jay reminds us all that it was the first town in the country to have a 911 system but whitlow and Sammie want to know what in hell did they need a 911 system for in Haleyville back in the 60’s and jay sammie eric y and whitlow all are stumped by that one and none of us are impressed or even give a damn about DC Trojan and this University of Glasgow shit and eric and Sammie and whitlow and jay will not put up with it any more no matter who you think you are or think we are.

Alumni advantage?? the NFL has plenty gamecocks in it but you can mention one and SQAUSH that convo.. John Abraham… enough said