G TO THA R-O-T-H-E

Tampa rules.

My website is a link to that kicker’s Scout page. Somebody who looks like that as in a potential “To Catch A Predator,” star should not be rapping.

Kickers, any and all, should not be rapping.

Jeff Reed, you have potential competition, you batshit insane douche bag.

Listen till the end…“website, baby”!

Coop, like any 17-year-old doesn’t have a molestery moustache.

You’re right, ‘dang’ isn’t used often enough, dagnabit!

RISE UP COLLEGE STATION!

Apparently, the recruiting race between the South Florida schools will be won by the first Athletics Dept. to construct an indoor recording facility.

Alvarado?

Fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on.

Dumb untalented shit couldn’t kick a field goal to save his life. At some point, he will cost this team a game.

Fuckin’ kicker.

My name Alvarado, protect ya neck
Grothe protected mine so ya gotsta respect
That mothafucker got a mohawk, and I don’t know why
But he saved me from gettin ass raped by singlet guy

G to tha R-O-T-H-E

#7, Nick Saban, surprisingly, has time to point out that USF players can’t get into other Florida schools, recording studio-equipped or otherwise.

I always won the rap off in practice.

Finally! Something to blast as I cruise down Fowler Avenue gawkin’ at the honeys.

Alvarado actually missed FOUR figgie’s in that game. Though one was blocked.

Yo team probably out try’na study and shit
We out try’na fuck your season up quick
My high school GPA was a 1.6
We pray to God everynight that I dont have to kick

G to tha R-O-T-H-E

he may not get the hits on the field, but delbert gets the hits on the street
i predict my trunk will be beating with this and ‘do da heizman on dat ho’

not to mention he’s rocking a sweet ass mowhawk right now.

daaaaaaaaanng bawla!!

I am sorry, there is a Third Coast in Florida?

Since First Coast is Jax, I am assuming Daytona to Miami is the Second Coast, and once go around the tip, wave to Cuba, kids, you end up on the Third Coast, the Gulf Coast?

Conversely, this is Tampa we are talking about, so fair enough.

That song has more going for it than Crank that Soulja Boy.

Chris Berman would have a field day with USF:

Matt (Johann Wolfgang von) Groethe
Delbert Alvarado (’s Number)

Please click on the new link, Orson, and run with it.

The backup RB at Jacksonville, they play on the same level as Davidson which means nothing to most, allegedly planted 20 lbs of marijuana in the starting RB’s, who is a freshman, dorm room.

He wanted his spot back, obviously.

That is the sort of thing that senior, formerly starting, RB should have done to the freshman RB in The Program. How was that not written into the script?

#20, Coop

That’s 20 ounces, lawya.

This attention makes all of us very uneasy. At least, it makes those of us who have been college football fans our whole lives uneasy.

“one of the top freshman players in the nation”

Not exactly Slick Rick, but it’ll do.

Seems the kicker has a bit of a starry eyed crush on the QB… gives us all a little insight to the singlet clad fanbase and widespread acceptance of “partial qualifiers” at USF

Cecil Coltrane is a great name.

He’s a running back. He’s a jazz musician. He’s both!

With pot!

18: Uh, unless it’s got the little Asian kid hollerin’ to Barney, then I must disagree.

Yeah, I skipped over the weight part. Still, a good story.

20 lbs. would have been much better, though. Pity that.

oooh neato. USF is quickly becoming da new U in florida, mix in their fans who all look like they belong in piscataway, and we gots ourself another thing to be proud of in this great state.

#24

Having your advances spurned by The Grothe would cause anyone to miss 4 field goals.

Or so I’m told.

What is it with football playa’s and dope? Bitch set me up…..Anonymous tip my asss…
“Uh yeh, I smell weed and its coming from Small’s dormroom. If he gets arrested, he cant play Sat, right?
Ok, just wanted to let yall Muthfockers know that he got weed….Naw Im just a concerended cititzen and shit…ya peace out…I think he bought it in a school zone. He may still have his gun here if ya gets here quick enough..”

No fucking way I’m downloading that.

Hell, if he wanted to really drive the bus, before the cops got there, he should have put up posters of Marijuana plants, Snoop Dogg, layed out subscriptions of High Times on the bed, had Cypress Hill playing in the background, with the movie Friday goin in the DVD player as the cops walked in….. assorted bongs, water pipes, pictures of Ricky Williams, Edgerrin James, Steven Jackson and various books Rastafarians hairstyles and books on growing Dredlocks.

Wow, 3 missed field goals? Did Auburn miss any? Makes the OT win far less exciting.

1. Barstoolio — don’t you mean honey dips?

Orson-

I don’t have a link, but if you have time, please please please find the Kim’s Corner posting that was apparently on Fran’s website this morning, and now is gone. WJOX in Birmingham has been talking about it.

It’s absolutely fantastic, though it sounds incredibly fake. At one point, “Kim” says that she came downstairs in the middle of the night to find Franny on the floor, crying and clutching the Bible. Oh, and it says he is on Lunesta. Really gripping stuff

Hey Tater Salad….

I think this is what you are talking about. I agree that it is extremely quetionable, but it’s awesome if it’s true. Here is what everyone is saying it said on ’Kim’s Corner’

“Lastly, I want to tell the small segment of Aggie fans that continue to harass Dennis over this e-mail program that we are tired of it. Over the last week we have had for sale signs put in our yard, our home has had eggs thrown on it and I’m pretty sure someone slashed the tires on my car. You do know that he was only trying to keep the boosters that support the Aggie football team up to date with the on-goings of the team, don’t you? If what he and Mike did was so wrong, why were so many prominent Aggie boosters receiving the e-mails? Do you people realize that for years Dr. Gates posted information on an Aggie web site? Some of that information was directly from the e-mails Mike sent out. I know that if Dennis had won the national championship last year not one of you would care about this, but I guess that is the life of a football coach. Dennis is so depressed that he has to take Lunesta just to get a decent night of sleep. I woke up one night and found Dennis sitting in the floor crying and clutching a Bible he received from John Hagee during our time at TCU. All he wants to do is coach football and be a good husband and father. His dream is to win a National Championship for the Aggie Nation. Dennis just needs a little more time and he will give you all a football program we can all proud of. George Bush Sr. called Dennis on Sunday to let us know we have his full support, so I think all of you need to learn a lesson from him”

His rhyming skills are only parelled by his kicking skills. A true dual threat. To suck at both.

parallel
Dammit

Re: #7, here’s ths link:

It looks like Nick Saban has time for this sh!t:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2007/10/04/2007-10-04_nick_saban_full_of_bull_with_rip_of_sout-1.html

Nick goes sour grapes on USF’s academic standards.

After listening to this, I am reminded of a line from that great movie Billy Madison…

“We are all dumber for listening to that…”

#39

In case you hadn’t heard, Lindbergh made it.

If you hadn’t heard, Lindbergh made it.

I guess Auburn should have called a timeout just before he missed those 3?