man fuck dat spider!!!

Ok, so I’m fairly secure with my heterosexuality and all, but….ew. Joe Tiller meets Canteen Boy, anyone?

Tiller is just a younger and slimmer version of Wilford Brimley. Maybe Tiller can do Diabetes supply commercials now too!

None of this comes as a surprise; the P on his hat doesn’t stand for Purdue.

I’m not saying I definitely wouldn’t play a little slap and tickle with Joe, but I’d have to be as drunk as Orton was about three and a half hours ago. I would, of course, be legally dead if I were as drunk as Orton is right this moment. (Fun Fact: Kyle Orton started two games for the Bears while he was legally dead. The Bears went 1-1 in those games.)

All things considered, that walrus may be the best coach in the Big 1T1en over the past decade.

That’s a fine piece of prison pussy he has.

Remember that Family Guy episode where Peter thinks he’s a woman. Remember the scene when Stewie suddenly realizes just what, exactly, he’s been suckling on.

Yeah, like that…

I’ve got Tiller’s Midwestern heat all over my keyboard.

My new favorite element is canola oil.

Number 6:

Wow. Even taking into account the fact that the Sweater Vest didn’t descend upon Columbus until 2001, his record is 62-14, six bowl appearances, including four BCS games, four 10-win seasons, three Big Ten titles and one national championship.

The man with the mustache that reeks of astro-glide and (apparently) Orson musk has compiled a 75-49 record at Turdue, and while his teams qualified for nine bowl games, here they are in all their flea-market glory: 1997 Alamo, 1998 Alamo, 2000 Outback, 2001 Rose (the exception) , 2001 Sun, 2002 Sun, 2004 Capital One, 2004 Sun and 2006 Champs Sports.

Thus, as fellow senator Larry Craig can attest, the coaching Big X man- love inserts and climaxes in C-town. Don’t come a-knocking if there’s a sweater vest on the door knob.

As for Tiller, who was assistant head coach at Purdue from 1983 to 1986, his 10-year record with the Boilermakers stands at 75-49, a

The symbol for the Canola Oil on the periodic table of elements is the pic above.

In the heat of my Tressel love letter, something extraneous got appended to the end of the last post. However, since viewing this photo

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pur/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/a-tillercandid.jpg

I may have to reasses my position . . .

threadjack:

Orson, yer boy’s on the cover of espn.com. Hard to tell if he’s basking in his newfound glory or just shocked.

Kenny Irons says if his midget in his suitcase had a mustache like that, he could forgo the bird bath on even caked-on muddy dick days.

BC, as much as it physically pains me to admit it, the Sweatervest is the best in the Big 10-plus. But JT is the second best coach in the conference, and Bielema and Dantonio look promising. (Then again, after the circus of the last several years, adult leadership in East Lansing of any kind looks good.)

[NAME REDACTED] is riding the once-in-a-decade bounce of the Illini, while Carr is superannuated and JoePa is visibly senescent. Ferentz is merely overrated; he’s not a bad coach, but he seems to lack a certain spark.

The others? Meh.

“I just can’t quit you Joe.”

He was coach at Wyoming, so I wonder if he and Dana Dimel ever rolled around in a tent, wrestling, only to end in sweet sweet love?

But what I truly love about Joe is his reliance on “score sheets” to tell him when to go for two. That way Jim Donnan could spot him 20+ points, then lower the hammer on him with Quitsey in the 2000 Outback.

Mmmm… Outback…

Joe Tiller is a man’s man. He opened the Big Ten. “We’re gonna throw this here ball and we’re going to keep throwing it until the arm of Drew Brees has detached from his shoulder!”

Mustache of the Day? Mustache Wednesday is now an everyday thing?

HAPPY NEW DAILY FEATURE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Allow me to ask two questions before, and point out that I hold no love for Purdon’t as a Gopher fan.

What was OSU’s average finish under Cooper before they brought in Captain Sweatervest?

What was Purdue’s average finish before they brought in the Walrus? And as a 3rd question, when was their last Rose Bowl?

He looks like he just landed his Cessna 152 down by the marina at Peter O. Knight.

Now, we finally learn the truth. That birthmark on Brees’ face is not a birthmark.

It’s a permanent burn from when Canola Oil first met the heat of the Tillerstache. Now, they just keep it at belly level.

As a public service, I’ve provided the following correction to the article:

Or how you’ll probably do what Purdue always does to us: sucker us in early with glossy numbers before breaking our hearts and turning out to be just another 8-4 team bound for *LOSING IN THE* Continental Tire Bowl.

“Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers” takes on a whole new meaning when the mustache in question already has.
Fucked your mothers.
All of them.

Holly you just put a tingle in my spine like I am the only defensive person on the field and Tim Tebow sees me in the way of his beloved touchdown.

“Quaker Oatmeal… It’s the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it.”

“Check your blood sugar. Check it often. There’s just no reason not to.”

I’d like to talk to you today about Colonial Insurance.

#11:
Tiller once made reference to a Pickle Tickle in a post-game news conference. Has Sweater Vest ever done that?

Game, set, match.