Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX: 10/2/07

By: Williesan

Williesan — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:04:39 +0000

Even as a Sooner fan, that video was abysmal (like our offensive performance vs. Colorado last weekend.)

#52 – you obviously have never been to Amarillo.
(as an aside – if by “Amarillo they are referencing the smell from the stockyards, they should visit the feed lots down near Hereford and rethink that statement.)

By: MoJoe

MoJoe — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:24:45 +0000

The “Stockyards” are actually located in Ft. Worth (also previously known as “Cow Town”). I really didn’t get the Amarillo reference…especially twice!

By: d tensor

d tensor — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:06:33 +0000

I liked it.

The Amarillo bit was in reference to the stockyards, I suspect.

By: MoJoe

MoJoe — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:06:08 +0000

Tebow is carrying the team on the field, what is the occasional errand around town, besides what is a roomy for…just the occasional man kiss, I think not!

By: Verdigo

Verdigo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:53:19 +0000

#32 – I was being facetious. Clearly, Joiner should have used better judgement. He can easily just get another girlfriend that has a ride.

By: Jonsi

Jonsi — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:40:39 +0000

JoePa wouldn’t accept a forfeit from Michigan because of a kid who only made 1 assisted tackle on special teams but was NCAA eligible, just because Big10 rules don’t allow summer school grades to count towards your GPA, for an early enrollee no less. I’m not sure what the appropriate punishment is as it is unclear what the actual violation is. I guess his first semester, his GPA was bad (early enrollee last January) so he took summer courses to boost it and become NCAA eligible. It sounds like the Big 10 doesn’t allow summer course to count towards athlete eligibility. That blows my mind because it counts on your transcripts. The alternative is that he took summer classes in high school to graduate early, and those don’t count towards your GPA, but that doesn’t make sense either.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:07:08 +0000

Why is the duck wearing glasses and a referee uniform?

I didn’t notice that before…but it’s a nice little reference to the bad replay call from the OU-OU game last year. Otherwise, that video mostly sucked.

I’m not a fan of either team, but I do give the OU fans credit for one of the funniest message board threads I’ve ever read. It was a spoof on Mack Brown’s recruiting prowess a few years ago, which showed how he’s recruiting Taliban jihadists and all their jihadist stats. Hilarious.

By: matty blue

matty blue — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:55:24 +0000

what, no mention of reggie “cheapshotting” nelson in the index?

any word on whether he smashed his forehead into the cop’s chin as the poor defenseless bastard took a sip of coffee?

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:35:35 +0000

Why is the duck wearing glasses and a referee uniform?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:18:05 +0000

how fucked up is your wish list at Net Flix?

I saw Testsuo well over 10 years ago – you may remember the olden times when if you wanted a freakshow foreign film, you had to rent VHS tapes from independent rental stores. All Netflix ever did was give me a more expensive way not to watch the films I rented.

By: Laugh

Laugh — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:15:07 +0000

That should say “Exhibit A.” Obviously, I’m not a Lawya!

By: Laugh

Laugh — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:09:34 +0000

I root against Texas every chance I get…..except against OU. Oklahoma is a worthless state. That video is Exhibit #1. Horrible. Oklahoma.

By: MoJoe

MoJoe — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:00:41 +0000

Tetsuo The Iron Man…wow, how fucked up is your wish list at Net Flix?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:51:47 +0000

If there was an equivalent to the War Crimes tribunal in the Hague for crimes against comedy, that Sooner stinker would be the first exhibit against its creator – and reason enough to convict. That’s Napoleonic-exile-to-Elba bad.

As for the unguents that Florida fans should bring to Baton Rouge, I’m pretty sure that neither astroglide nor preparation H are going to do much good against a chainsaw dick. I’m not a medical professional, but I did make the mistake of watching Tetsuo The Iron Man, and the young lady didn’t exactly walk away.

By: PW

PW — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:51:41 +0000

I’m sure they would’ve let him drive away if they knew his girlfriend was Tebow.

But seriously, $76?! The Gainesville I know wouldn’t let you get your car back for any less than $120.