RUMOR: FRANCHIONE STAYING PUT
The rumor that Franchione's resigning today? Bunk, we think. More later.
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Staying, my pretties. Excelsior!
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really?!? i actually have been in the loop on this rumor. tell me more! tell me more!!
by gerry dorsey on Oct 1, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
TW is the next to get re-upped, i hate you todd turner. SC gift wrapped that game for uw on saturday night and uw returned to sender. oh, but thats “progress.”
by fife in the bay on Oct 1, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
Gundy vs. Coach Fran this Saturday in Meltdown Bowl I!!!
Sponsored By The Newly Redesigned CoachFran.com
That’s CoachFran.com…where, if you aren’t supposed to know it, we’ll tell you anyway!!!
by Eric on Oct 1, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe aTm will hire the fucking ‘Nanny’ Fran Drescher so they can keep the url.
by SpookyJuice on Oct 1, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Cant you just see her
annoying voice ‘Jorvorskie, stop eating all the food and go run the ball’
by SpookyJuice on Oct 1, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
Wonder if the day’s resignations include the bright guy who had his corners play 10 yards off the ball against a west coast style passing game run by WR’s who couldn’t get open and a QB who had issues forcing the ball into coverage…
by James on Oct 1, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
You guys just made me shudder by imagining her voice.
by Eric on Oct 1, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
Off topic but ran accross this on SMQ: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/Sports/WVU/2007092945
This blasphemy has to be grounds for execution.
“As far as I’m concerned, the football season doesn’t really start until the last out of the World Series is recorded.”
by TIGERinATL on Oct 1, 2007 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
And for probably $5 million a year plus a lifetime supply of Little Debbie snack cakes, there’s this guy in Tuscaloosa who woudl love to coach your team. Hell, I think there’s even a moving company who remembers the route!
by Southern Papa on Oct 1, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
As a reporter who has to go through hoops and never gets through those damn HIPPA laws about injuries, Coach Fran should be canned immeaditely. He broke the law. And he doesn’t help that his team sucks.
by Edsall is God on Oct 1, 2007 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
…now go and do that voodoo that you do so well!!!
P.S. That’s Hedley
by Hedy Lamar on Oct 1, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
Re #6: At least Fran Drescher would know enough to give the damn ball to Lane — and that automatically makes her a better coaching candidate than aTm’s current Coach Fran.
by DevilGrad on Oct 1, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
#10
that used car salesmen would go for $4.1 mil
and I hope he does. just to see the look on their faces.
by James on Oct 1, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
How much is Fran charging for that ‘my resignation is bunk’ information, Orson?
by beast in 'bama on Oct 1, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
Hiring Nanny Fran would also be worthwhile for the reality show you could do about her adjusting to life in College Station: "Oh my Gaaawwwd! What are those boys with the crew cuts doing squeezing their own balls?
by DevilGrad on Oct 1, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
DevilGrad, that was the funniest thing I’ve read here in a while. You also think she would want to trade in Reveiile for a Chihuahua, so that hse could carry it in her purse?
by Southern Papa on Oct 1, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
Edsall is God, he might not have necessarily violated HIPAA with those disclosures. We’ll have to see. What’s more problematic for Franbone is the fact that he might have failed to disclose the revenue from the Secret Franny Club Newsletter.
by KingPuppy on Oct 1, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Well, the “reliable sources” say he stays put…
http://www.fanblogs.com/texas_am/007172.php
Good, maybe maintaining corruption can be the newest “tradition” for the poooooor agggggies.
by Der Schatten on Oct 1, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe I am nuts, but Fran Dresher looked good to me…oh..about 10 years ago…which made up somewhat for that voice….but now, I do not know….
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 1, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
Rumor: I’m tight and right.
Fact: My Cervix Swallowed Tim Tebow whole.
by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Oct 1, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
#14
Where would you be without wishful thinking?
Speaking of which, Tubby would make a fine replacement for Fran.
by Etch Westgrin on Oct 1, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
#25
There are 5 jobs that Tubby will take if offered. A&M is one of them.
by John In Huntsville on Oct 1, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
SKLM, I was weighing her voice vs. her looks as far back as This is Spinal Tap. I think that might have been the start of my ballgag fetish, to be honest.
by PJ from NU in SF on Oct 1, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
#27, two of the others are your mother and your sister.
What are the last two?
by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Oct 1, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
- - I take it the other 4 are blow, rim, hand, and Bama?
by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Oct 1, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Miles to Michigan, Saban to LSU, Spurrier to ’Bama, Franchione to the Gamecocks, Tuberville to TAMU, Yahtzee!
by Doug on Oct 1, 2007 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
Why? Right now they’re tied with OSU for the South division lead.
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Oct 1, 2007 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Good, maybe maintaining corruption can be the newest "tradition" for the poooooor agggggies.
We probably need some pointers from OU so we can avoid any real NCAA sanctions…
by I R A Darth Aggie on Oct 2, 2007 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
Doug, isn’t that the combination that opens the Heallraiser Puzzlebox?
by PeterPumpkinhead on Oct 2, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions

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