GOOD MORNING!

Aside from Clemson Bowdening up the game against Tech I thought it was a marvelous weekend. Schadenfreudelicious.

Yeah, that was my weekend, except then I would have been penalized for taking too much time to fall down or improper use of my ass or something stupid like that….

Orson, when you send bad thoughts out into the ether – they may work – but it comes back to you threefold. You and Peter learned that this weekend.

Really a great weekend all around. The Dawgs won going away and the SEC East will soon be ours. Hopefully the Gators can help a brother out with a win over UK in two weeks.

…wait, what am I thinking, the Gators own us.

And the Bearcats are moving up, just as predicted.

Leave for the honeymoon, PSU is 3-0. Come back, 3-2 and the offense is pulling a Natalie Halloway. WTF

PSUrob,

Cosmic justice for getting married in the Fall.

Wow AU absolutely owns Florida. And that freshman kicker owns the hell out of Meyer. That was downright embarrassing the way that played out.

My weekend felt exactly like that except the other team recovered. Has anyone seen the signup sheet for the USF Bandwagon? Good, put me on the waiting list.

Go Bulls. And Gators.

I thought they play 2 hand touch in Big Ten country?

Looks like Mark Dantonio (architect of the Ohio State 2002 defense and the real reason why Nick Saban had any success at MSU) really has MSU playing solid football.

Wisconsin wins UGLY, but they keep winning, including a solid win over SEC West champ Arkansas last year, which has to give them some level of creditability…granted they let Citadel score 30+ but they have managed to do what many other teams haven’t-lose to a lower ranked or unranked team.

Good game Tigers. As much as I would like to try, I can’t take anything away from you in that game. GODDAMMIT. I am going to crawl back in my happy place. Hopefully I be able to come back out after the Houston game. Hopefully.

No Paul Finebaum Radio Network this week. No siree

At least your teams have a winning record.

i don’t know dude, my weekend was pretty fucking sweet. my fantasy football team is 4-0, the falcons managed to actually win a game, oh yeah and some college team called Auburn i root for beat some school from florida for the second year in a row. no biggie though. just some good ole fashioned southern justice.

Alas, that there was not more time in the Florida game.

More time for more Tebow QB sneaks.

More chances for Tebow to do his litte “Thalidomide Survivor” dance.

The tears running down those painted faces were beyond price.

It should be a helluvan Animated Blogpoll this week.

Clemson Bowdened it up, while the Chan Gailey Equilibrium was alive and well. Just in time to get hammered by Maryland this coming weekend. Huzzah!

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071001/SPORTS06/710010395/1054

Not sure if this is even noteworthy, but thought it might be some decent fodder (ht: fark.com)

That’s what I felt like on Sunday afternoon.

Unfortunately, no amount of alcohol could erase what my eyes saw on Saturday night. Oh well, if there was ever a weekend to lose a game this past one was probably it.

Brandon Cox would like to see a photo of his boobies, please. They DO belong to him, after all.

#4,

Have you forgotten about the Cocks? While South Carolina may or may not win the East, they at least control their destiny. Georgia is hoping for other teams to finish what they couldn’t.

Go Cocks!

thanks to our three for one mascot deal, Auburn has become the Bravestarr of college football. with the eyes of an eagle, speed of a tiger, and strength of a plainsman?!? War Fucking Eagle. your sweet tears will fuel me for at least another few weeks until the chainsaw dick ass raping coming our way from LSU.

yeah guys, i don’t have much to say. I just talked to tOSU though, and he said the internet at the local library had crashed(something about ‘illegal sites’..bunch of diplomatic bullshit according to him)…so he wanted me to pass something along to everyone. His words verbatim.

tOSU: "Fucking library computer….sons of bitches. Sorry about that. These southern asshole librarians are so stuck in the stone age, they can’t recognize the difference between art and what you hillbillies call ‘porn’.

Whatever, anyway…crazy week in college football. You southerners would know that if you had cable. I mean, in Ohio…we had sophisticated people. Like the people of Cleveland. Come on…how can anyone in the history of Alabama or any of those fucknut southern states compare to our prized son….Drew Carey. Drew ‘motherfuckin’ Carey!!!!!!

Exactly. You don’t have an answer for that do ya Bama boy. Fuck you, and Fuck Saban. Tressel would take off his glasses, pull off his sweater vest, hand his pocket protector to someone, make sure his retainer was in line and whip Saban’s ass in front of God and everyone. It’s too fucking hot down here anyway. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go give Mo Clarett his conjugal visit for the month, brush A.J Hawk’s long flowing blond locks, paint Luranatis’ face so he can look like his pops, and had out hush hush payments to the NCAA, Troy Smith, Chris Gamble, Ted Ginn Jr, Ted Ginn Sr, Ted Ginn’s greasy greasy granny with the hole in her panties going beep beep beep down sesame street, the estate of Woody Hayes, Greg Oden, David Boston………"

This went on for several hours. Just thought I’d post that for anyone who wanted to know what he was up to.

Nic,

My team won this weekend and is 5-0 and 4th in the country. Go bucks!

Ouch:

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariottiweb/580918,mariottiweba092907.article

Yanno, I don’t know where all the teeth gnashing and hair pulling is coming from where the AU-FL game is concerned… Auburn was pre-season #18 and Fl was as low as #6…. Auburn stumbled for a couple of games (should have been expected, see the GA game from last year) and FL was over achieving against what at first was thought to be a good TN team, which turns out to be, well, worse than Auburn (take that Holly – I heard you last night). So a pretty good Auburn team beats a pretty good FL team… seems to happen all the time.

Biggest problem seems to be when fans start drinking the media kool-aid… believing maybe you got a Heisman on your team, thinking your coach sprinkles magic dust on his players, thinking maybe Miss teams will just roll over for you like every other year… wake up!! this is college football…. kids who are not getting paid (much) so sometimes they just don’t have their heads in the game

All that said, there still is no excuse for NotreDame… I am almost starting to have sympathy for those devils… please Charlie win a game so I can resume hating your team with passion once again

He actually said…‘hand out hush hush payments’ not had.

I will now refer to myself as SpookyJuice, as i feel i need a nickname to fit in.

I dunno. It looked like the Husqvarna needed a lot of oil, and a ring job, and a new spark plug, and the werewolf needed to sharpen his claws this weekend.

Glenn Dorsey just wants some prime beef this week, instead of the mystery meat he got fed last week. Looks as though the G8tors may be packing heat.

there: IT IS DONE

O-
you were right about the bridges in J-ville, more bridges than yards my beloved bama could produce, fuck

Nic – nobody gives a shit.

Tommy Tuberville to Urban Meyer: By the way, what’s your name?

I can’t believe that tOSU fans are already starting to talk shit. For an example, check out the thread from yesterday’s post. Did last years’ ass whipping do nothing to humble you guys?

Isn’t that the state motto of Iowa?

I think i saw it on a tag.

“Iowa: No One Gives a Shit”

Now hopefully Florida will be properly motivated and make the LSU game close enough for Les Miles to louse it up.

Maybe mix it up a little on offense. One baby rhino can only do so much on his own against a good defense.

And yes #21, Holly was a little ahead of herself last night. Not sure about Tennesse, but in most of the South, a lady saying “fuck” that often is only attractive when requesting a service.

Anyhoo, if Auburn were to play UT this week, I think we all know how it would turn out.

As someone fond of the word ‘fuck’ I encourage any person anywhere to use it generously.

To: #13

The Animated Blogpoll for this week is gonna be two and a half hours, not including the intermission.

I’m gonna wait for the DVD release so that I can get the deleted scenes.

Naplesbuckeye, my quarrel isnt really with osu or you….tOSU(the poster) comes in here and trashed the south and southern schools on a regular basis. I’m just lampooning that.

I’m no lady. (And that’s too bad, because I want so terribly to be attractive to you.) I blame survivor’s guilt for the giggles, and by “survivor”, I mean of the weekend by virtue of a bye, not of the year—at least Florida has a season. My boys most assuredly do not.

#30

Fuck you, you fucking fuck fucker!

I’ll say one thing for your attractivenes, Holly: you have a nice rack. You’re almost as chesty as Fulmer. ;-)

You’re too kind—nobody’s THAT well-endowed.

Syracuse went back to blowing dead goats this weekend, but, hey, a win’s a win. GO MIAMI!

“I’ll say one thing for your attractivenes, Holly: you have a nice rack. You’re almost as chesty as Fulmer.

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Which will go nice with Cox’s sandy vagina as he now is leasing those boobs with an option to own.

Not a bad weekend at all. The struggling Frogs managed a win in the MWC, and it was hugely fun watching all hell break loose elsewhere on Saturday. I think I watched about 35 hours of college football this weekend.

Music to my eyes, Crabs.

orson please tell me that herbs and the baby rhino are going to channel their anger into victory this saturday. please???

Actually, I think Croom gets first option to fondle said boobies (Holly’s or Phil’s). But he has a pair of his own, so he may let Brandon have some fun instead.

Ugh. Was cheering mightily for the Gators on Saturday for precisely this reason. Brandon Cox is teh gross.

Maybe you’d rather have our kicker.

“Ugh. Was cheering mightily for the Gators on Saturday for precisely this reason. Brandon Cox is teh gross.”

Comment by Holly

Would you rather your boobs be: CROOMED! ????

First of all, I am a newby and have become addicted to this site. However, I come to you on the heels of an aftermath or what may possibly be the most shitty weekend of this year (thus far).
As a life long Longhorn fan, I have frequently commented on what has been the most un-impressive 1-0, 2-0, 3-0 and 4-0 team in college football. Then, the inevitable occurred…but to Kansas St. (hey Dorothy, I hope Toto get hit by a car…Bitch!).
Anyway, I now call Gainesville Florida home…thanks for the tissue…I have hated the Gators for as long as I could. Then, they get this amazing coach that doesn’t act like a sniveling 2 y/o throwing a hissy fit (and his visor) on the side line or a dumb-ass defending his slut girlfriends honor at the local Frat house (sorry Zookster, but you doing well…at the just above high school level). So, as the story goes…I meet a great girl, start paying attention to her team, even go on my first SEC road trip…(Note: Ole Miss is the best, hospitable fun and you can’t go wrong when the school motto is “We may not win every game, but we have never lost a party!”). I digress, here in title town…I think we all expected at least one loss…LSU. Also, Kentucky should be a bit of a concern as is South Carolina (damn, I hate that man).
So WTF!!! Auburn!!! It is a sad day in the Sun Shine State when USF is the best team in the State (not to take anything away from the Bulls, hats off to you!). The sad thing is that UF can’t simply focus on some minor adjustments and cruise to another National Championship, not that any of us thought that possible anyway…come on, you really didn’t think…wow, sorry dude, time to throw down the pipe…I told you that shit would ruin your life! But, Auburn…they lost to USF and MSU…at Home!!! (No, I do not need anyone to point out the fact that they beat Kansas State at home…seemingly, Auburn has disgraced both teams I follow in just 5 short weeks!!! So, where to start…Offense: hmmm, maybe we could try that thing the rest of the Nation refers to as a running game. Were going to need some of those people that line up in the back and run, what are they called again…running back, really that is what they call them…how clever. You know…I bet if we were able to throw the ball…No, I mean really throw the ball, at least past the first down marker…just a thought!!! O’ Defense, there is a little something for you as well…how about tackling basics 101. here is a thought, when you attempt to tackle someone…are you still with me…it is o.k. to hold on to them, or commonly referred to as “wrapping them up”. Kinda catchy isn’t it? Also, gentleman in the secondary…you are playing as soft as a burned out porn star!!! Yes, Pierre-Louis made an incredible play Saturday Night…most impressive…now if everyone else could step up. Wait…were are you going…there is also a little something for you boy in Special Teams. Rule # 1, you can’t hit the lil’ guy kicking the ball…speaking of kicking the ball…when you only job is to boot a ball between the yellow thing mounted in the back of the endzone (we refer to that as the “Uprights”). Granted, I am not saying that it is so easy that I could do it…but, it isn’t my job, now is it! Although, I have focused on the team…let us remember, it is the coaches that orchestrate it all. By the way, where the hell is the coaching??? No, I do not blame Urban! Yes, he is the Head Coach, but it is not his job to coach every aspect of the team. Yet, he may need to look at Coaching some new coaches! Come on, as fans, we have seen the same plays for 5 weeks. Psst, I am sure they watch films at Auburn…especially since there is no reading involved. Tebow is an amazing player, as is Harvin…yet, these young men cannot carry the team alone. Hell, as great as Emmit was, he could only carry Dallas for so long! Then, you end up being no good for anyone!
O.K., the rant has to stop. I am going to blow a gasket! Yet, this is the part where I intentionally upset the Gator Nation!!! The fans have aq history of being…ummm…yeah, Fair Weather Fans! So, over the next four week, as the schedule intensifies…try to remember, Urban took you there in 2 short years. Not even your “god” (Spurrier) could do that and do it while cleaning up after Zook! Fans, try to be graceful. You will always have last season. Yet here is the most important thing to remember…this is a young team with a hell of a lot of talent! It should only get better. Gentleman, I still think you are great! I’m just glad you do not have to play USF this year! Besides, who knows…as we have all expected there to be at least one loss this year (that would have been this coming Saturday) maybe this will make you men and you will find the ability to dig deep…revenge is a beautiful thing and you still have the ability to show Auburn that they may beat UF, but that has not bearing on winning the SEC east!
Good luck in the following week. I have heard nothing good about the LSU fan…therefore, I will enjoy this game from the safety and comfort of my favorite local sports bar. As I am told, the Gator Nation is everywhere and you are sure to have adequate love and support in Red Stick (what a fucked up name for a town).

Go Gators!

Hook’em Horns…(for the love of the old Southwest Conference day…at least Arkansas doesn’t out rank us!)

Holly, i’ll tell you one thing you better pray against with all your might:

Oct 13th Auburn @ Arkansas

You don’t want you boobs to get Nutt’d on. The text messages will never stop.

Spooky: +1

or Dick’d if he pulls out a good performance

Yeah, but Holly what other team can give you Moore Goode Dick and top it off with Nutt?

1. - instead of the novelette, next time could you just post a picture of your girlfriend?

touche, but somethings are not meant to be shared!

Not sure why I even post response to tosubuckeye diatribes about Saban/Alabama.

Yep D’Antonio is now the one who gets the credit for Saban’s stint at Michigan State. In fact Michigan State after Saban left decided to make the new coach an in-house hire, so of course they hired the guy who has the really mastermind behind the success….uh the OC Bobby Williams.

But I am not afraid to admit a head coach is only as good as his assistants. And I think every successful head coach in football would say the same thing-that may explain the phenomenon of teams hiring assistant coaches from good teams to be their head coach. Saban surrounds himself with good coaches, thats a smart move-so does Tommy Tubervile as well, so does Les Miles, so does Steve Spurrier. Why its a knock on one head coach and not the others is pure bias that is getting old and tired.

the picture/vid isn’t showing for me. happening to anyone else?

Holly,

I’m still pissed at you for that less than fully revealing rack shot.

By the way, you do have a really nice rack, but Phil Fulmer’s are bigger.

#50. Paragraphs: afar as I know, there’s not a shortage. Feel free to use as many as you like.