BLOGTOBERFEST: DEFEATED EDITION
Sad pandas need new bamboo. Fortunately, others are growing it as we speak.
You, too, can run the spread option against Auburn. Courtesy of Mr. 2 Cents, a handy study aid for those playing along at home with the 2007 Florida offense versus Auburn and Ole Miss.

When it works, it’s beautiful> When it doesn’t, Cuddles calls us at 2:45 in the morning Sunday asking “Remember when Auburn beat Florida?” Spin the wheel!
Enjoy the Enjoyment has the news that Washington’s recovering DB Jordan Murchison from the injured list. Murchison had been suspended on a domestic violence charge as well as on an assault charge, making the Huskies’ line up “deeper and jail-eyer” in the words of the site.
The International Bowl must be holding out a shred of hope that Notre Dame is going to go on a tear and become bowl eligible, since their site features the Fightin’ Irish’s fight song as their theme music.
Brian at MGoBlog went through thirty minutes of hell. And like Dante, he’s pretty freakin’ eloquent about the whole thing and survived to talk about it in damn near poetry.
Auburn has a whole new season ahead of them, according to Will Collier. Perhaps true, though we can’t imagine them playing a better game than they did Saturday night. Will also brings up the spectre of the spread-option not working in the SEC, which we, like Rich Brooks would say, politely think is bullshit. What doesn’t work is getting your ass whipped by a superb and very angry defensive line. Norm Chow couldn’t coach around that kind of menace.
And eight people can’t be wrong……if they find this funny. BTW, it’s not us. We were in the stands, remembering that moment back in January when, wearing garlands in our hair, we listened to the little slave boy in the chariot behind us whisper that all glory is fleeting in our ear.









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Flaming Gay Brown BUCKEYE says:
Hey, that kid need to get laid. When I was his age, Playboy would take the edge off when the pages werent stuck together. I bet there are fractures from hitting the wall. I foresee in his future
ui,domestic violence, probation violation, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice, and anger management classes….after Florida announces Tim Tebow is going pro after his Sophmore year, 1st time ever.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
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Reasonable_Bama_Fan says:
#45, you’re absolutely right that there are Bama fans like that.
You’re also absolutely right that NO other school has any amount of fans that are just like that. None.
Don’t even bother saying that Bama has more of them, there’s absolutely no way to get any sort of quantitative delineation of their numbers.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:38 am
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Mo Clarette's Future says:
tOSUdude is a troll. Everything is about Bama with him.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:49 am
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cApstoned says:
Alabama is Daywalker U.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:59 am
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Will says:
Out of curiosity, did anyone else see Humanity Advanced nearly decapitate a UNT player with a stiff-arm?
Imagine that stiff-arm meeting the Quentin Groves space-alien noggin. It has downright Thermidorian implications.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 am
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TIGERinATL says:
Too bad Groves will not be there to take it. He’s out for some time.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:32 am
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UgasTexan says:
I don’t get all the doom and gloom?
A kid who doesn’t even make it into the game program scored a touchdown for us this weekend. Take that Cap’n Caveman!
I say this past weekend rocked the house.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:58 am
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War Eagle says:
tOSU – correction, I think they paid $250 k for the player in question.
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:07 am
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John In Huntsville says:
tOSUFuckeye,
Alledgedly, we paid 40K for Means. A gross waste of payola IMO but I don’t run that show. That was a much poorer investment than Maurice; kudos to the land of Cheese Wiz for keeping that retard eligible for a couple of years.
Every team in the SEC would own you if you played in a real conference. And Starkville is more glamorous than Cleveland.
Fuck you.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:12 am
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Flibbetigibbet says:
“Alledgedly, we paid 40K for Means.”
Actually, a federal court found that you’d paid at least $150,000 when Logan “Fell Up The Stairs” Young was convicted. But I’m sure that was the first time anything like that ever happened. After all, Means was a once-in-a-lifetime talent and all.
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:35 am
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weagle251 says:
#41
That’s like defending a guy caught raping his mom with a sarcastic, “How dare he show affection for his mother!”
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:54 am
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SpookyJuice says:
tOSU’s illogical hate of Bama, as i’ve told you all before, is because the Bear slept with his grandma and might be his grandpa for all anyone knows….that and the fact that they won’t let him watch porn on the computers in the library down here.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 am
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Bo Knows Your Momma says:
#45- Amen.
#49- “there’s absolutely no way to get any sort of quantitative delineation of their numbers.”
Reheheheheealy? THAT is your defense? That since we can’t physically count all of the dumb rednecks that constitute the majority of your fanbase, then we can’t say your fans suck worse? That’s a brilliant argument. Right up there with “How dare they have pride in what they have accomplished”.
I grew up surrounded by Alabama fans, as did most people that talk shit about them, which leads one to believe that what is being said is not heresay or nonsense, but fact. I have also been to games and other scholastic or social visits at every other SEC school and many in other conferences, so there is my basis of comparison, and here are my findings:
Alabama has far and away the most redneck, ignorant, classless, disrespectful fans in the Country. Period. The End. I DO separate “Fans” from students and alumni, to some degree, because a fair 80% of Alabama “fans” are not students or are they alumni, of this or any institution of higher learning. In fact, most of them are painters or electricians or brick masons or garbage men, but i digress…
Now I will admit that ALL schools have their dreggs of a fanbase, but the Tide Faithfull win this contest hands down. Give us a big Rammer Jammer, you won at something again.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
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Bo Knows Your Momma says:
#45- Amen.
#49- “there’s absolutely no way to get any sort of quantitative delineation of their numbers.”
Reheheheheealy? THAT is your defense? That since we can’t physically count all of the dumb rednecks that constitute the majority of your fanbase, then we can’t say your fans suck worse? That’s a brilliant argument. Right up there with “How dare they have pride in what they have accomplished”.
I grew up surrounded by Alabama fans, as did most people that talk shit about them, which leads one to believe that what is being said is not heresay or nonsense, but fact. I have also been to games and other scholastic or social visits at every other SEC school and many in other conferences, so there is my basis of comparison, and here are my findings:
Alabama has far and away the most redneck, ignorant, classless, disgraceful, disrespectful fans in the Country. Period. The End. I DO separate “Fans” from students and alumni, to some degree, because a fair 80% of Alabama “fans” are not students or are they alumni, of this or any institution of higher learning. In fact, most of them are painters or electricians or brick masons or garbage men, but i digress…
Now I will admit that ALL schools have their dreggs of a fanbase, but the Tide Faithfull win this contest hands down. Give us a big Rammer Jammer, you won at something again.
For those of you who don’t care about Auburn or Alabama, the remainder of the top 5 most obnoxious fans I have witnessed:
2: West Virginia (You’re not the best team in the world- please shut the fuck up abotu it)
3: Texas (everything’s bigger in TX, especially egos and assholes)
4: Virginia Tech (too soon?)
5: LSU (shocker- obnoxious drunks in the bayou- but still one of my favorite places to go to a game)
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:23 am
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matt says:
Obviously this kid pays for Urban Meyers contract out of his own pocket, so to be visibily upset is understandible.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:46 am
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SpookyJuice says:
BKYM, you are so full of shit your breath stinks. There are some decent AU fans on here(you know who you are) but you are the type that give Auburn fans a bad name. Who gives a shit if you think we are ‘redneck, classless’ and whatever else you said…YOU’RE AN AUBURN FAN, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO THINK THAT. According to you, we also cheat, steal, murder, rape, pillage, and kick puppies….because we are your rival. But in honesty, if we had beat Florida at home, we wouldn’t have come on a website that is run by Florida alums, packed with Florida people, shouting “Yeah suck it Tebow, choke on it bitch”, “urban meyer is classless for calling a timeout to try to get in the kicker’s head”, and whatever mindless bullshit that was shared with all of us. We’d have taken our win and enjoyed it. Didn’t you all have some more important things to do, like put your AU tags back on your car that you took off after the MSU loss? We are proud of our team at all times….not just when it is convenient. Like I said, this isn’t directed to all of the AU fans on here, just mr. big shit talker and the morons like him. Worry about your own team.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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Reasonable_Bama_Fan says:
#61, think maybe you’re a little biased? And why is it that you think your anecdotal evidence is proof of fact? Because you’ve talked to other people? Oooh, wow, I’ve talked to other people too and we’ve all agreed Auburn fans are the worst. Therefore it must be true.
You have no way to prove your argument, you have only your opinion, and please don’t treat it as fact.
For the record, here is my opinion of the worst fanbases:
1-119 (tie) all.
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
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JCarver27 says:
Who let the kiddies out of school early?
Oh, and that kid needs to have his ass beat.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:46 pm
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sikofthe#16 says:
been to tuscalooose 1nc. game day saturday. back in the high-powered-offenselolz-somehow-drafted-brodiecroyle-days and man… wut a site. bama beat some bs school and acted like they just upset lsu – talking so much shit. i was even rooting for bama (as a guest i thought i might as well) and then got shit for being a “faggot nole”. classic bama shitz for sure. well, for all the weak ass seasons fsu has had since 01, it felt good to beat bama on saturday.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:00 pm
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JC says:
Really enjoyed the Patton reference.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:52 pm