Three unbeaten top ten teams fall in a single Thermidorean day. We saw one of them get decapitated live, and it sucked with the sucking of a thousand burning suns of suck.
We’ll discuss all the sucking on EDSBS Live at 7 p.m. EST Sunday night. But first…there’s a lot of kittens in this bucket. And they all have to die.
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51
The Big Dog says:
#45 — Anyone else see Weiss at his postgame press conference? Someone forgot to tell him that he lost the game.
Maybe, but what else can he do? You can’t spit fire at this point — gotta build on something. At least their offense seems to be picking up a signal now. I still think they’ll be 0-8, but at least I’m beginning to think they can beat Navy and Duke.
Then again, they might lose a game on a missed PAT. Anyone see that kicking display yesterday. Missed two, and had a third miss cancelled by a penalty.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:28 am
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#43
Give it a break already, Texas and OU were beaten by their own, WVU and Rutgers were beaten by their own, Oregon was beaten by its own, and if you want to count PSU as a ranked team they were beaten by their own. It doesn’t just happen in the SEC. USC has only lost 6 games in the last 5 years and I think 4 of them were to Pac-10 teams; does UCLA beating USC and knocking them out of the NC not qualify as a conference beating up on itself. It’s conference play, it’s not intramurals brother, quit making excuses.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:36 am
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The Big Dog says:
#48 — I love the rush to judgment on Florida after one game. One-trick pony! The SEC has figured out Tebow and Florida!
Not rushing to judgment — this was building up last week, too. Tebow threw 27 passes and had 19 of UF 28 rushing attempts last night. Last week, he had 34 passes and 27 rushes. Against Tennesee, they spread it around more and played a great game. I don’t know why Meyer felt like he had to change the formula, but apparently he did.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:36 am
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#43
Annual beatdown for Wisconsin or Ohio State?? Maybe I didn’t get the memo, but Wisconsin beat SEC West Champion last bowl season and has a couple of really nice wins over the SEC, and Ohio State’s only beatdown was by Florida last year. In case you’ve been asleep at the wheel, Ohio State is 4-1 in BCS bowls, which includes a 14-0 NC and 4 wins over conference champions, 2 of which were undefeated.
You should apply for a job writting for cbssportsline.com or something.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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Blogimore Ravens says:
The Cal Bears will win it all this year.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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ToddlyKSU says:
51: One of those USC losses was to Kansas State in 2002 when they were ranked 5 and KSU was 25.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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gerry dorsey says:
i say everybody sucks. its only week 5 and i can’t think of a single team of substance that hasn’t looked more than a little shitty at least one week.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:48 am
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#52
Most hilarious thing I’ve read thus far is some yahoo Bama saying “Welcome to the SEC Tebow.” Of course this is on the heels of Bama being badly beat by FSU (should have been 21-7) and in state rival upsetting UF. Truly pathetic.
Doesn’t Bama losing to a truly pathetic ACC team shed a little light on the SEC, or should we look at the Mizzu dismantling of Ole Miss and Oregon’s pummeling of Tennessee…Not that I am throwing stones, just wondering. I still think LSU has a chainsaw penis and there are several other very, very good teams in the SEC, including Kentucky.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
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wardamneagle says:
#43 -
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f239/aumba03/werinurswamp.jpg
LOLOMFGAURULZ!
September 30th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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Gurn says:
What kind of parent dyes his kid’s hair orange?
Cry little boy. Shoot me a few tears, you underage bitch:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j73/Bulldog815/ufsad6.jpg
September 30th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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The Big Dog says:
Gurn, you don’t have a Tim Tebow voodoo doll by any chance, do you?
September 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
#43- Fuck the pope fucking Irish. Charlie Weis rapes retarded children and then eats them.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
Incidentally, shouldn’t this also be filed under “your ancestors demand your seppuku”? Because Bob Stoops should have to take the honorable way out after that performance. No way *that* OU team with that much talent should lose to a Big 12 North team, especially to Mr. “DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL”.
Perhaps in an effort to fire up his team, Stoops can talk a certain Daily Oklahoman reporter into writing an article about how Sam Bradford’s mama feeds him chicken after games so he can go off on said writer during the post-game presser.
That Red River Shootout’s going to be a great game this year *rolls eyes*
September 30th, 2007 at 11:34 am
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Chris says:
Peter and Orson …
I don’t know if you noticed …. but Zook and Illinois are 4-1 (should have been 5-0, but for a cheap shot from a Mizzou player, knocking out our qb, but I digress).
Anyway, the next 3 … Wisconsin, at Iowa, Michigan, don’t look so bad.
So, if Florida sneaks into the SEC 2nd or 3rd slot, and assuming someone can beat the Zookster here on out … (maybe OSU. Maybe)…
Zook will be making his triumphant return to the state of Florida, marking the end of the Florida era (I’ve seen you guys play B10 in bowl games … except for conference usa refs throwing games, and that little game you had last year against osu…you’ve had trouble), and the beginning of the Illini era.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:35 am
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wardamneagle says:
Everyday should be Saturday, September 29, 2007. Or Saturday, October 14th, 2006. I mean you Florida folks can take you pick.
I guess you can say you got ‘Burned’
September 30th, 2007 at 11:37 am
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Gurn says:
#58 — No, but I’m pretty sure Orson has a Tim Tebow blow-up doll.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:42 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Gurn, I’m fairly certain that the Tim Tebow blow up doll has been the hottest selling item in Gainesville and northeast Florida for the past year and a half. Though the sales figures are somewhat inflated due the necessity of replacements after overuse. They don’t make player related fuck dolls like they used to.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:49 am
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South Jersey Irish says:
#59 — Classy.
Getting all worked up over a comment about BC possibly losing to Notre Dame? (Something that I would love to see happen, but have minimal hope for.)
Also, calling the Irish “pope fucking” as what I can only imagine is a slur on Catholics. Problem is, last time I checked, Boston College is a Jesuit school, inhabited by mostly Catholic kids as well. So, if you are a BC guy, what are you doing slurring Catholics?
September 30th, 2007 at 11:49 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
61,
You saw Zook coached teams struggle with Big 10 teams in bowl games. I think the last time Florida played Illinois in a bowl game the Sex Cannon throwgasmed Florida to a 456-7 victory, or something like that.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:53 am
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Chris says:
Actually, you won by like 6 points, with Emmitt Smith, in the All-American Bowl.
It is amazing what a coach can do when he doesn’t have big donors after his head within days of his hiring.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Nevermind. I’m dumb. That was Maryland. LSU blew out the upstart Illini.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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fangirl says:
Thoughts from the Gator kid with the orange hair after the loss: “Well NOW my orange hair looks really stupid …”
September 30th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
The comedy continues in T-Town, Bama fans claiming they are still suffering from a Shula hang over…what a joke.
Shula’s been gone for 9 months, Saban cleaned house and brought in all new people – sent Joe Kines to a desk job in the admin office.
When are you people going to get it – Mark Dantonio, Will Muschamp, Jimbo Fisher, and a hot recruiting bed in Louisiana = Nick Saban’s career success.
Get a clue people, even I can see it. Mark Dantonio was the mastermind behind Ohio State’s 2002 defense and one of the main reasons we won the NC that year. He came up under Tressel at YSU and “worked” for Saban for 5 years at MSU. He already has them playing better at MSU. I would venture to say that Dantonio’s first year at MSU is looking better than Saban’s at Bama.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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atlanta domer says:
#53 (Artist) is this the Les Miles of the Big 10??? The SEC consistently beats each other’s brains out during the regular season, while the Big Te(eleve)n usually has one or two decent teams that look like world beaters against Northwestern and Iowa, then get killed by the “best of the best” – last year UF, this year USC. I’m only talking recent history here. OSU last season was just embarrassing against Florida and Michigan against USC was almost equally as embarrassing.
Speed kills – and the Big 10 just has none.
On any given Saturday in the SEC you can get “Croomed”, beaten to death by the Orgeron, matriculated by Vandy, or (is the world coming to an end) just plain beaten by (Red Foreman) Rich Brooks and Kentucky.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
If you don the orange hair in the first place I don’t think you have a concept of what looks stupid, or at least it is so out of whack that you see someone in an Armani and think, ‘That guy looks like a fucking loser.’
September 30th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#70
Nothing like basing an entire argument on a one year trend. Florida beat Ohio State – the best vs. the best. Not trying to argue otherwise. But since you are short on memory, here’s a little something to remind you of the last 10 years.
1997
Michigan wins NC
Tennessee gets killed by Nebraska
1998
Ohio State, Michigan, and Wisconsin all tie for the Big Ten title and all three win their bowl games, beating 2 conference champions in the process. After 2 close scares (Syracuse and Arkansas, Tenn gets to the NC game and upsets FSU)
1999
Both the SEC champion and Runner-up lose bowl games Big Ten teams.
2000
Both the SEC champion and Runner-up lose bowl games 1 to a Big Ten team and 1 to an ACC team.
2001
LSU beats the weakest Big Ten team in years in a bowl game. All other Big Ten teams lose bowl games – down year for the Big Ten. LSU won the SEC with 3 conference losses that year – became the first team in the history of college football to win a conference with 3 losses.
2002
Ohio State wins the National Championship knocking of then unbeaten and defending nation champions Miami to cap off a 14-0 season. SEC runner-up loses to Minnesota who finished 3rd in the Big Ten.
That’s a nice little 5 year run for the Big Ten. 2 National Championships and beat the SEC champion and runner-up 3 times.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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Roaminggator says:
Well, first time all year that Michigan fans are really happy
September 30th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
78
BJ and The Bear says:
“When are you people going to get it – Mark Dantonio, Will Muschamp, Jimbo Fisher, and a hot recruiting bed in Louisiana = Nick Saban’s career success.”
Dantonio and Muschamp? Er, no. If you’re going to add some names add Mark Emmert and Tommy Moffit.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
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bamafanintigerland says:
Saban brought in new players? Rome was not built in a day and its not like Bama has bad assistant coaches now. Saban and all his awesome assistants lost to UAB his first year at LSU, I rather lose to Florida State. Oh and go to hell.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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BeardGuy says:
I don’t get it, SEC yokels claim that FLA was too fast for OSU, but I seem to recall Ted Ginn Jr making FLA’s special teams look slower than retarded molasses. If only OSU hadn’t injured its biggest threat…
You see the problem with basing your assumptions on a single game or single play? It’s stupid. Now go cry your sweet, sweet tears you gator pansies. You didn’t even lose to a GOOD SEC team. You lost to fucking Auburn. For shame.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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John F says:
I (sort of) know how you feel, Orson. I was there live in the section at the 20 yard line watching Rutgers getting beat by a team who was doing it by playing similar to Rutgers (running through you, crucial passes, extended possessions).
My friend from Germany is leaving for LA before going home and he wanted to go to another college football game. We were amped for this game. Great seats, great day. And he was into this. Mind you, they don’t have college sports in Germany – and at everything else we went to, even Rutgers-Navy, he just sat in his seat and watched whereas I stood up and made noise and applauded and all that. But today, he was yelling, he was chanting – a guy who’s seen college football exactly once before yesterday. He was up for this one, but unfortunately the team sure as hell wasn’t. A crappy send off to witness such trash.
If you all want to get off the RU bandwagon, fine. My only solace is that the loss wasn’t against a Big East opponent and that maybe – maybe – Rutgers can now be the team we’ve seen before. I apologize for the venting, but I wanted to say that I agree – this weekend SUCKED.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#75
Saban’s not building Rome, he’s cashing checks. He’ll be out of there in a couple of years once it settles in that he can’t get the quality and quantity of players he could in Louisiana. He’s already fed up with the classless, insane fans. I’m sure his wife loved him being tackled and kissed by a drunk female fan at the airport, and he’s already fed up with boosters calling his assistants in the middle of the night complaining about play calling. And just like everyone else in the country, he knows that the Bama fan base will turn on him like a rabid dog-just like they are turning on JPW.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
83
Butch T Cougar says:
So Orson, when does your new freshman kicker overlord get to see your, er HIS, boobies?
September 30th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
84
Biggus Rickus says:
tOSU – Um, do you not recognize the irony of an OSU fan calling another team’s fanbase classless and insane?
For example.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
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bamafanintigerland says:
You are right, nevermind. Alabama never has any good players in it (except for this year, but thats because of Saban) and Saban cannot recruit out of state (except for this year). And of course it was Alabama “boosters” calling, you can admit to doing it, its ok we don’t mind. And you know how Saban feels already? Thats awesome, I love baseless accusations based on how you think someone else feels probably from listening to talk radio.
I am not going to talk about it anymore, you can continue to rant.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
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Tiger Pete says:
1. Is it me or is USF head coach Jim Leavit the long lost twin of Super Dave Osborne? He looks and sounds just like him. Plus, he whipped up on WVU and his Haggar slacks still aren’t wrinkled.
2. I loved the Wes Byrum Chomp right in the face of the UF bench. Choke on that time out Meyer.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Fuck ‘Bama. Buncha horsefuckers.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
79 – at least our fan base can put together some decent beats, and rhyme two words togeth….
oh…
goodness.
what did you just post a link to?
I feel like I’ve been touched in my bathing suit place.
I’m now using a doll to demonstrate where the “bad man” placed his hands.
I am Jacks inflamed sense of shame
For a full 30 seconds, I thought that was a pretty clever parody, but then the reality sunk in that it was a real “fan” song… my stomach sank. The sun stopped shining. I no longer feel alive.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
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Techie says:
I can just FEEL THE LOVE!.
Go Jackets. Can we arrange to not bee ranked for the rest of the season, regardless of W-L? We always seem to do better after dropping out of the polls.
September 30th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
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Techie says:
Why is my comment awaiting moderation? No happy feelings allowed today?
September 30th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Yeah, it’s a horrific display. I’d be embarrassed for them if I wasn’t laughing so hard.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
Bama fan:
Exhibit A:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD1Gxrl4tLs
Favorite part, Mrs. Saban laughing at Bama fan begging for an autograph. “Oh dear Jesus, please, oh God please, can I have your autograph.” “We ballin’ baby, we ballin’.”
We can shit in cooler and make cheesy rap songs, but nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, even comes close to the CREEPINESS of a full grown woman, drunk, jumping up and down like a crack addict begging for the pipe, begging for an autograph of Nick Saban’s wife.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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Erik says:
New rankings out…
Oklahoma ranked over Oregon in both polls ah Christ my head hurts ow ow ow
September 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I’m not getting into a youtube clip war. Nor was I arguing that Alabama fans are not scarily crazy. It’s just that an OSU fan (especially this OSU fan) making fun of their fanbase is like the Scientologist calling the Raelian crazy.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Huh, Georgia’s ranked ahead of South Carolina in the Coaches’ Poll. Weird.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
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Gurn says:
#84 — It’s funny because it’s true.
It’s all in a day(walker)’s work for the world’s trashiest collection of sidewalk alumni.
Also noteworthy from that day at the airport was the man who wanted Sabear to sign his moobs.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
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BeardGuy says:
USF jumps to 6 in the AP poll – it can happen! I believe!
September 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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Baby-Faced Genius says:
Funny, formerly tOSU, your still pissed that OSU got blowed the fuck out in the biggest game of the year, and the sad part was Florida wasnt the best team last year from the SEC. They were the best coached team, but talent wise, LSU was the one with all the talent, just a sucky ass coach. In reality, LSU vs Fla last year do over should have been the real 1 vs 2, it would have been closer. What week is OSU gonna blow chunks this year? Before or during the BCS championship? The way this year is going, Michigan will beat yall just because they can just to fuck ya up. This is why the rankings shouldnt even start til Oct 15th, too many pretenders and not enough contenders.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
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JCCW Jerry says:
AFKAtOSUB: Funny how your crowing about the Big 10’s record in bowls vs. the SEC doesn’t mention a single OSU victory, innit? Maybe you should let a fan of a team that isn’t 0-8 (0-8! No wins in eight tries!) vs. the SEC do the arguing.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
#64
i’m sorry, who???
September 30th, 2007 at 1:42 pm