Three unbeaten top ten teams fall in a single Thermidorean day. We saw one of them get decapitated live, and it sucked with the sucking of a thousand burning suns of suck.
We’ll discuss all the sucking on EDSBS Live at 7 p.m. EST Sunday night. But first…there’s a lot of kittens in this bucket. And they all have to die.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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1
imisscollege says:
War Damn
September 30th, 2007 at 1:10 am
2
BrandonCoxRightArm says:
ICE WEASELs Bitches!
September 30th, 2007 at 1:18 am
3
Beatuofa says:
Was it pathetic of me to be thinking “Wow, poor Peter…wow, poor Orson” during the bloodbaths today? Glad my boys managed to avoid the reaper for another week. However, this was a very very very bad day to be away from a TV almost all day long.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:20 am
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Will says:
….it was the kind of day where, when the Hogs were up 45-7 at half, I thought ‘Give it to McFadden a couple more times, just in case. Today’s been crazy enough that a 39 unanswered point run could happen’
September 30th, 2007 at 1:26 am
5
Slims says:
That should be five top-ten teams. Or three top-five teams.
Also, California sends its thanks.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:32 am
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adam (the gay one) says:
damn that sucked. just really, really disappointing. maybe florida should get some running backs and corners.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:32 am
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Devin McCullen says:
Goddammit, that’s FOUR top 10 undefeated teams that lost today. When the BlogPoll plays an official role in the BCS, you can use it as a reference. And if nothing else, it wasn’t any less sucky to be in Piscataway last night.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:34 am
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Devin McCullen says:
Sucked enough that I can’t keep track of what day it is, see.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:36 am
9
Coach Tuberville says:
by the way Orson….
All your cheese belong to me
Cigar, boyz?
September 30th, 2007 at 1:42 am
10
ToddlyKSU says:
Thermidor!!! I love the French Revolution, here are my analogies!
Florida = Maximilien Robespierre: The establishment, returning champions, symbol of a revolution and a new paradigm, Shot in the jaw by Auburn and subjected to a botched but effective Guillotine on the last play of the game.
Oklahoma = Louis de Saint-Just: Fiery and young and making waves all over the place; the fastest rising member of the Committee for Public Safety that is the AP top 10. Didn’t see the upset coming, head lopped off in dramatic but effective fashion.
Texas = Georges Couthon: Respected elder statesmen but confined to a wheelchair by awful coaching. Plucked from his perch, plopped mercilessly on the gibbet and humiliated like the awful cripple he was by Ron Prince.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:46 am
11
Allaha says:
I thought the only interesting game would be Cal v. Oregon. . . . Accordingly, I made the obvious decision to NOT watch football today in anticipation of next week watching undefeated Texas play undefeated OU as well as undefeated LSU play undefeated Florida in what would be the best games of the season. . . . I think this decision is what many refer to as a (comical but nonetheless huge fucking) mistake.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:59 am
12
Allahver Fist says:
Freaking Tuberbille. Freaking Auburn. Damn.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:01 am
13
Steve in Houston says:
Well done, ToddlyKSU. Texas was definitely Frenchy on Saturday.
Which is to take nothing away from KSU. Your guys played a great game, and Prince coached rings around Mack Brown.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:06 am
14
911doc says:
guys.
love your blog. love the SEC. confess to being a bulldog and a gator-hater but you guys have me visiting every day. i feel your pain and i’m sure that you will feel much better after you beat us again in a few weeks.
cheers.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:09 am
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Tommy O says:
emo week on EDSBS? I think Brian of MGoBlog has some kitten pictures stored that you can use.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:12 am
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titanhulk says:
NEWS FLASH!! Tebow is running up the middle. Such a great play maybe we should run it every time. Where does Dan Mullen get off calling that play every 1st down. Last time I checked, we have several scholarship running backs. Percy is amazing but it shouldn’t be a two man show. I thought this was the “spread” offense….spread it out.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:13 am
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kleph says:
if ever a day deserved to be called schadenfreude saturday, this were it.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:42 am
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TheGreatShocka says:
The disappointment of 90,000 Florida fans makes me feel all warm and happy inside.
September 30th, 2007 at 2:44 am
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oc phil says:
Notre Dame is showing that shadenfreude has a limit to it. By the time the USC game is over even SKLM might be feeling sorry for them.
So did Florida get a transitive Crooming today?
September 30th, 2007 at 3:03 am
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
Well at least the migthy Blue Raiders won today. Huzzah!
BTW Georgia is sittin pretty for the East. Get ready to look straight down the barrell of 15-3!!!
September 30th, 2007 at 5:36 am
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CouchBurnin'Girl says:
Dear Diary,
My friends and I had left the bar Friday night in the 3rd quarter because watching your team turn the ball over 6 times is not the most pleasent thing to watch.
Waking up Saturday morning was tough. I avoided the final score of the WVU game as long as I could – I even skipped Game Day (went to the REI attic sale instead and got 2 pairs of shoes (super cute!!). It was to be a minamilist-football day, for I didn’t think I could handle watching the joy of others when I was feeling so blue. But then strange things began to happen. I started to play less Bioshock and watch more football as the night wore on. As the unthinkable began to unfold around the country……
And now, in the chilly light of this DC morning, things feel somewhat better. It’s as if a wee bit of optimism has creeped back into the fold…. for WVU was at least beaten by a ranked opponent.
CBG
September 30th, 2007 at 7:48 am
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CouchBurnin'Girl says:
Dear Diary,
My friends and I left the bar during the 3rd quarter on Friday night. We all agreed that watching your team turn the ball over every other possession was just too hard to watch.
Waking up Saturday morning was hard. I avoided the final score as long as I could – I even skipped Game Day and went to the REI attic sale (got 2 super cute pairs of shoes!). I decided that Saturday was to be a minimalist-football day, for I didn’t think that I could handle watching to joy of others while feeling so blue. But then something weird began to happen… I found myself playing less Bioshock and watching more football as the night wore on. As unthinkable things began to unfold across the country…
And now, in the light of this slightly chilly DC morning, I am filled with a touch of optimism. A bit more hope. For at least WVU was beaten by a ranked opponent.
CBG
September 30th, 2007 at 8:01 am
23
Darkknight says:
What’s the name of the Gator’s QB again?
If Mike Patrick mentioned it for a 2,357th time I may have remembered
September 30th, 2007 at 8:01 am
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robert says:
Nah I think it’s simpler than this-more like crazy-asses getting stabbed to death in bathtubs.
Oh, wait…
September 30th, 2007 at 8:04 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
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Can’t come up w/ the equivalent to Charlotte Cordray & Marat but am working on it. But, Dan Hawkins has to be somwhere near.
Orson, how do we starksvillians beet AU-barn there & Teebah loses at home?
BTW, was at Chix/MSU yesterday & have lost all sympathy for SOS. Running up the score is always a loser in my book. Even Sly didn’t do it aginst Ole Missy two years ago.
Is UK the Class of the East? Is that an oxymoron???
September 30th, 2007 at 8:14 am
26
Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
There is no CUM in my Vagina.
Ramsey protected me.
Byrum gave me the cleansing douche.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:28 am
27
NewAZTiger says:
I told you before the game, we had you right where we wanted you.
The best part about being in Gainesville is that I get to lick your tears of unfathomable sadness.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:31 am
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Gurn says:
I hope everybody has a chance to check this out. It’s hotter than Friday’s cheesecake:
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/TigerCav_2007/awwww.jpg
September 30th, 2007 at 8:36 am
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Ted Ginn did Everythin' says:
Today, we are all War Eagles and Buffaloes and Wildcats.
Except if your school lost to one of those pathetic teams…then you’re just another kitten killer. Say hi to Lloyd for me.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:56 am
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Sundawg says:
Can we talk about all the blondes in the UF bleachers? I have to salute the ESPN camera crew: **EXCELLENT JOB, GENTLEMEN**.
What? There was a game on, too? You sure?
September 30th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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Dang Tootin' says:
From: ESPN Classic
To: Florida
r.e.: Many, many thanks.
September 30th, 2007 at 9:13 am
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marcillac says:
8
Fantastic analogy on Texas but generally the French Revolution was an disaster which our Gaelic pals are stil living down – what is it the 5th Republic after how many restorations and empires?. This hold irrespective of the what one may think of the Ancien Regime and TJ’s enthusiasm.
Still, serves Urban Meyer right for trying to play the part of Louis Egalite by pushing for a playoff last year.
September 30th, 2007 at 9:18 am
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The Big Dog says:
#16 — He mentioned it 2,356 times because that’s about how many plays TT was involved in.
It’s becoming apparent that UF is a one-trick pony. Urban better find some more weapons because I think the rest of the SEC has started to figure out the playbook. If he doesn’t, they will lose to more than just LSU.
September 30th, 2007 at 9:21 am
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NewAZTiger says:
This is another gem…
September 30th, 2007 at 9:22 am
35
NewAZTiger says:
Er, here is the gem.
Tim Tebaaawwww
September 30th, 2007 at 9:23 am
36
Ben says:
the first half of the River City Showdown was quite easily the worst football I have ever witnessed in person. The one positive thing I am taking away is that Bama can almost execute an onsides kick…
September 30th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Gurn says:
#27 — 100 cocktails to you, sir. Tim Teabagged as Scott Tennorman kicks the crap out of any French Revolution analogy.
His tears do taste so sweet….
September 30th, 2007 at 9:37 am
38
AUAlum says:
We’re in ur swamp
Ruinin ur seesonz
Tommy seyz: Every Day Should Be Saturday…Against Florida
LOLOLz!!!1!
September 30th, 2007 at 9:39 am
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BJ and The Bear says:
This was the first decent defense Florida faced. Their offense didn’t look that great. What will LSU do to them?
September 30th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
At least the Pirate King bounced back 75-7 against Northwestern State. Yarr!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:01 am
41
B-Man says:
If you’re tired of hearing Tebow’s name called, I can’t imagine how you must feel about hearing Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson’s name. Why can’t announcers just say “Wilson” for the love of God? Or “Booty” for that matter?
September 30th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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Will says:
#31 As someone who lives among the Gaelic peoples of the world, I can assure you they had no part in the French Revolution; that’s the lot of Gallic civilization– though I suppose transitive football revolutionary paradigm does mean Ireland will be the next destroyed by civil upheaval, given ND’s 0-5 start.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:07 am
43
The Big Dog says:
At this moment, I really have nothing of substance to say. So I just want to say…
I love this game.
/ three cups of coffee
September 30th, 2007 at 10:14 am
44
AtlDomer says:
Now all of the Gator alumns I work with know the pain of unending sadness – but will bounce back when they beat LSU, and once again the SEC will bloody it’s own nose while an untested Ohio State or Wisconsin strolls into the annual beatdown by USC.
Also, payback is coming…. 1993, Boston College ruined what should have been ND’s second championship under Holtz (a week after ND knocked off #1 FSU)… BC will fall to the Irish.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:14 am
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ToddlyKSU says:
Yes, the end result of Thermidor rebellion was a vacillating government called The Directorate under the guidance of Talleyrand and other who eventually allowed the rise of Napoleon and about 20 or so years of constant, bloody, devastating war.
So maybe this Thermidorean day is not great for college football, but it sure is fun to watch!!!!
I’m thinking that Dan Hawkins can be Napoleon (young and short); Tuberville be Talleyrand (Old and Shady); and Lloyd Carr or Jim Tressel will be Louis XVIII when they bring back the shaky rule of the traditional major programs.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:15 am
46
stapler says:
Anyone else see Weiss at his postgame press conference? Someone forgot to tell him that he lost the game.
And Perdue sucks bad! I watched the whole Irish/Perdue game and Perdue did everything possible to not dismantle the Irish and keep it “close.” (is 33-19 close?) Perdue should’ve won by about five touchdowns against ND’s defense, which is non-existant.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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wardamneagle says:
Wes Byrum = Ice Cold!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Will says:
#45 — You mean to tell me Will Perdue came out of retirement, and posted up the Fighting Irish well enough to send them to 0-6?
Jeeze, you know it’s a bad season in South Bend when retired former Chicago Bulls are kicking your football team’s ass.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:19 am
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The Artist Formely Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
This year is shaping up a lot like 2003…the year the BCS crowned a NC who did not have to beat a conference champion and who lost to the 20th ranked team during the regular season.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:20 am
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Coop says:
I love the rush to judgment on Florida after one game. One-trick pony! The SEC has figured out Tebow and Florida!
Conversely, we played extremely God awful versus Tech, and this season will end just like any other under Bowden.
I reconcile the above with the fact that I have seen the Clemson movie, or read the Clemson book, and I know how it ends…
with copious amounts of bourbon.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:25 am