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September 29, 2007

OPEN THREAD: WEEK FIVE

It’s Tim’s party, and you’re coming whether you like it or not. Open thread below.

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51

John says:

42, it’s lawya fight. I’m getting out before the gunfire starts.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
52

Oops Pow Surprise says:

Tim Tebow looks like Rex Grossman.

Time to hang myself.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
53

fotodog says:

The good: ND lost
The bad: they found a QB

September 29th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
54

vegas_buckeye says:

whoa whoa whoa, there, counsel. Don’t go getting yourself all worked up. I’m fully aware and ashamed of the ass whooping my footbaw team took at the hands of the mighty gators.

I can also put on a smug smile knowing how easy it is to get a lawyer to stop thinking rationally and start throwing around insults like “shut up” and “suck it.” I’m sure the traffic tickets you’re taking care of are doing your university proud.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
55

Roaminggator says:

How much to gain access to the EDSBS “VIP Connection Forum”?

September 29th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
56

USCndaATL says:

The HBC came back and tacked on a late TD. Cocks win 38-21. And GT just scored to go up on Tater U. in Atlanta.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
57

bamafanintigerland says:

#41

Uh you may want to recount that number, I went to a SEC undergrad and I go to a SEC law school-so I don’t want to be embarassed.

Big Ten in top 100 (9 out of 11…only Michigan State not in top 100, Purdue does not have a Law school.)
Michigan
Northwestern
Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Ohio State
Indiana
Penn State
Illinois

SEC (8 out of 12, Ole Miss, Arkansas not in top 100, Auburn and Miss State do not have law schools..)
Vanderbilt
Georgia
Alabama
LSU
South Carolina
Tennessee
Florida
Kentucky

September 29th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
58

Dr. Strange says:

Anyone who took the over in this Cal/Oregon tilt is sweating bullets right now

September 29th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
59

Erik says:

Heehee. Not that I give a rat’s ass about law schools.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
60

robert says:

If by getting “Croomed,” you mean “finding it difficult to win at Miss St without cheating,” then yes, that did happen in Columbia today.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
61

vegas_buckeye says:

51 – ssshhh, I was saving that for later. I was going to help him study law and fallacy techniques by demonstrating a hasty generalization by making the following claim: Tom can’t count, therefor all SEC students can’t count.

It’s a simple fallacy to counter, but it’s fun to watch beginning law students try.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
62

Jorgé the Bass Player says:

RE: #28 Despite being on the same team in the college football world, I am now sick and tired of tOSUBuckeyes, who needs to shut the fuck up or at least change his fucking posting name. He makes us Ohio folk look even worse.

Dude, do you ever stop baiting these southern motherfuckers? We got our fucking asses beat last year and that is REALITY. You know the Big Ten is shit this year, and our Buckeyes might finish third or fourth in the SEC if we played in that conference. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I love my team, but I also love reality.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
63

Doctor Strange says:

My buddy ignored my warning and took the OVER in the Cal/Oregon game. He just went to lay down.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
64

impirius says:

Quality win for the Cocks… now come on Yaller Jackets!

September 29th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
65

Jeff from LA says:

Awesome, we’ve gone from comparing quality of football between the Big Televen and the SEC, to the quality of academics between the Big 10 and the SEC, to the quality of law schools.

I wonder what’s next.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
66

Chas says:

Not to get into the rhetoric of a Big10/SEC pissing match, but you do realize that Illinois, led by the very same [name redacted] who seemed to get outcoached on a weekly basis in the SEC, just beat a PSU team that people were ready to put in the Rose Bowl just a week or so ago, and is currently in first place in the Big 10. Yes, Anthony Morelli sucks and PSU was/is vastly overrated, and yes there’s a lot of football left to be played. But come on, this is [name redacted] we’re talking about! Forget the Michigan/Hot Hot Hot debacle, if [name redacted]’s team should somehow end up winning the Big 10, you guys should seriously just go ahead and disband.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
67

sherlock hemlock says:

Don’t be so hard on graduates of SEC law schools–the world needs seedy bail bondsmen and corrupt Southern aldermen too.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
68

vegas_buckeye says:

58. I’ll start the next one. Big 10 has better groomed footbaw fields on which their programs routinely lose to SEC teams.

Our beer is better tasting, also.
Our chests thump louder.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
69

ucladdy says:

incidentally, has covered every week. been riding the Illini all year

September 29th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
70

Doctor Strange says:

has covered every week. Been riding them all year long.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
71

Doctor Strange says:

[Name Redacted] has covered every week. Been riding the Illini all season

September 29th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
72

Doctor Strange says:

Dan Fouts sucks. So doe Tim Brandt. So of course some jagoff at ABC decides they’d make a great announcing team.

sometimes two negatives don’t = a positive

September 29th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
73

tOSUBuckeyes says:

#37 & #41

I certainly hope you represent your future clients better than you have represented yourself and your law school here today. When faced with a comment regarding football and fans, only a true pussy plays the “I go to law school” card. You sir, can go fuck yourself and your law school.

What YOU do in the south, is brag about everything and anything southern, denounce anything that is not southern as being less than southern; and you are too ignorant and close-minded to think that there might be people living life all over the country who are just as happy about where they live and how they live as you are-they just don’t need to tell the world about it.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
74

Doctor Strange says:

64 – makes it easy to understand why Sherman burned Atlanta to the ground, doesn’t it?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
75

Erik says:

Yeah, I think that’s enough of that. How about talking about football?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
76

Erik says:

On that note, we call all agree that the Big-12 sucks pretty hard, right? Colorado just tied it up with the folks who cheat so bad that they actually named their school after a word for “cheater”.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
77

yak says:

The south has waffle house and sonic though…

September 29th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
78

fotodog says:

In intermural news… Colorado just tied the game at 24 with Oklahoma… 4 minutes left to go.

Is it time for Bowden to piss away another Clemson season?
Rutgers stumbling early.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
79

vegas_buckeye says:

67 – sooner dead?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
80

Doctor Strange says:

And here come the Buffaloes!

September 29th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
81

Doctor Strange says:

The color guy just compared Cody Hawkins with Jon Kitna. I’m assuming he meant that as a compliment?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
82

bamafanintigerland says:

Kitna is going to throw for 5000 yards this season, so I guess so?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
83

Doctor Strange says:

I guess I’m think of career Jon Kitna

September 29th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
84

Doctor Strange says:

Colorado 27 Oklahoma 24

September 29th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
85

fotodog says:

Bobby needs some sunscreen- holy leatherface!

September 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
86

Signal to Noise says:

Ralphie runs free and Stoops gets fucked over.

I LOVE IT!

September 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
87

bamafanintigerland says:

Sorry, I love when experts are wrong-so I guess its not a 3 team chase for the National championship.

But I like Stoops and Oklahoma so I prefer it would have been someone else.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
88

Erik says:

Heeheehee, the Syracuse team that bounced Louisville is scoreless against Miami of Ohio.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
89

Stephen Colboar says:

Someone put that crying OU kid up stat

September 29th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
90

Land of Os(borne) says:

CU over Sooners.
K-St. beating ‘Horns.

VIVA EL NORTE!!

September 29th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
91

bamafanintigerland says:

73

well Kitna is an UDFA QB from Eastern Washington who has somehow started for 3 teams….his career has not been pretty, but its been better then guys who have had more to work with.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
92

Jeff from LA says:

Wisky has sure been struggling with an unranked Michigan State. Michigan was losing to Northwestern (a team that lost to Duke) until NU gave away the game at the end. Penn State lost to [Name Redacted]. Iowa goes down to Indiana. Purdue allows ND to score 19 points. The Big 10 sure doesn’t look that tough this year.

Does this mean that if [Name Redacted] can find a way to beat tOSU or Wisconsin, he can WIN THE BIG TEN????

I can’t imagine a world where [Name Redacted] goes to a BCS bowl.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
93

Roaminggator says:

It’s upset Saturday boys…..Hopefully Gators can dodge that…

September 29th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
94

Jeff from LA says:

*Make that find a way to beat tOSU AND Wisconsin.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
95

Stephen Colboar says:

Was CBS playing that KState power towel song in the bumper? Jesus Christ

September 29th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
96

vegas_buckeye says:

schadenfreude saturday?

WVU / USF (ok, that was yesterday)
OU / CU
Illini / PSU

GT is up on Maryland
K.St is laying the smack down on UT

… and this is just top 25 games

September 29th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
97

Digital Headbutt says:

#85: Yes. CBS reminds you not to forget your power towel.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
98

Stephen Colboar says:

Rutgers is playing Maryland. How is GT up on them?

September 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
99

Stephen Colboar says:

87. I’m bringing it to every game.

September 29th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
100

vegas_buckeye says:

88 – oops – chalk one up to beer goggles
GT > Clemson
Maryland > Rutgers

September 29th, 2007 at 4:30 pm