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September 29, 2007

OPEN THREAD: WEEK FIVE

It’s Tim’s party, and you’re coming whether you like it or not. Open thread below.

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big jon says:

A disappointing College Gameday. No signs involving Lee Corso, a penis, or the relationship between the two.

September 29th, 2007 at 11:45 am
2

Jorgé the Bass Player says:

Happy Fucking Saturday, everybody.

September 29th, 2007 at 11:55 am
3

The Humanitarian says:

I thought the signs today were pretty inspired. Especially Nate Longshore’s phone number. And all the SEC/Les Miles shit talking.

Man, Jimmie Clauson is just awful. I’m so happy he decided against going to USC.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
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Kernel says:

Damn, Weis is fat. Isn’t stress supposed to cause weight LOSS?

September 29th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:

It’s been annoying that I’ve had to hunt down today’s games on the DirecTivo, but what I see so far looks like a bookie’s nightmare.

Big 10+ Network sideline reporter Dara McIntosh is cute… but this “University of Ohio” is a new one. I hope nobody’s tried to explain the two Miamis to her. And why are the BTN crew in Evanston showing overall standings, when what counts in this world is conference results?

Mallett appears to be floundering, but I understand why Lllloyd is only using Henne on the first series of each half (per the Freep).

Side note to BTN: If I see one more shot of the Grosse Point lighthouse through a wobbly camera, I swear I’m going to get seasick.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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panhandler says:

Watching Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, and their other brother Dave, on LF Network. Those MSU (”Step into the Maroon”) and USC (”Coach, I did a competitive analysis of the DB”) ads were terrible. Like, App State terrible.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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big jon says:

Agreed on the USC commercial, I kept waiting for the OBC to say click-clack. In a way it reminded me of the old UGA commercial “when I walked through that arch, it changed my life.”

September 29th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
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Tim says:

Just a note that most Tims are in fact much weaker than Tim Tebow. I have trouble carrying my 115 lb girlfriend to the bedroom without making my back a little sore.

For shame. I think I will go lift weights.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
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BC Eagle says:

since I am without radio or the proper isp (espn 360 being the least user-friendly idea in human history), I must resort to following the BC-Massachusetts game by watching lines and arrows on ESPN Gamecast.

Sometimes I think being a college football fan is worse than heroin…..

September 29th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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Signal to Noise says:

Tulane is up 9-7 on LSU near halftime. Les Miles looks pissed off enough to smack Hayley Lafontaine.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:

what in the hell is happening in New Orleans? Flynn has been sacked like 4 times….and why are my DAWGS down to Ole Miss? I am stuck in the pacific northwest with a bunch of rabid Ducks and no SEC…

September 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
12

Jorgé the Bass Player says:

Mark May’s cock target is back! Order now and get a Lou Holtz reach-around FREE!

September 29th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
13

Janus09 says:

LSU regains the lead after Tulane dropped a pick. Tulane is getting pressure on Flynn with their down lineman no problem. LSU just looks awful.

September 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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cporre1 says:

I think the Saints left some stink on the field for LSU to roll around in. What the hell? Is this a voodoo hex or something?

September 29th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
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Domer Guy says:

#3: I actually think that Clausen looks alright, minus the INT and staring down that one pass in the end zone. The rest of the team, however, . . . let’s just say Weis will look real good next year when he wins 600% more games than 2007.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
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Dinknflicka says:

Anthony Scelfo bears a striking resemblance to Disney’s version of Quasimodo. Add a hunchback and bulging right eye and they could be brothers.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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Erik says:

The chainsaw-dicks do not impress me.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
18

Southpaw Jesus says:

Anyone else think the picture and headline on espn.com looks pretty familiar?

September 29th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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them oklahoma says:

I proclaim today “National Powerhouse is Asleep at the Wheel” day. USC will barely get bye Washington. As for Oklahoma, I place blame on myself. I left the lucky OU hat at my office. This could be bad. So far, it has been bad.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:

I think the new unis for LSU have like fucked them up…Flynn just got intercepted..#18 is right…and N’western is beating Michigan and go Purdue!!!!!

September 29th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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them oklahoma says:

Touchdown Oklahoma! Apparently, expressing regret over my mistake provided instant help. Therefor, I also regret purchasing and currently consuming the “healthy” Michelob Ultra Amber. I have switched to Blue Moon. This should also provide assistance. texas sucks, but they better damn well not lose. OU needs the stregth of sched

September 29th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
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fotodog says:

Ball Statez 4 Real- holla!

Nice to see Tebow getting some reps in to get ready for the SEC offseason Keg Lifting Competition.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
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DC Trojan says:

Never mind squeaking by Washington: SC is screwed – the missus put both my kids in SC shirts today. She’s only put a college shirt on them twice before – both times Michigan (she’s from A2), and both times Michigan lost to SC at the Rose Bowl.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.

September 29th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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Tom says:

The OBC is about to get Croomed, and I couldn’t be happier. That’s developing into a quite a trend in the best conference in football these days…

September 29th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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Janus09 says:

The werewolves are pretty “meh” today. I’m not sure what’s up with that pass protection, but if they bring that against a team that doesn’t suck they are gonna get creamed. No worries today though, Tulane doesn’t have the horses.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
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Erik says:

No, Tulane doesn’t have the personnel to exploit this. However, I have to change the quote this time. LSU is not who I thought they were.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:

Tulane is starting to fade…but I am wondering why they don’t just put perilloux and holliday back in to finish out the game.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Boy Howdy says:

#26 – The other coaches are trying to tell him to, but Les Miles has pushed the Meow Mix Song Button on his headset.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

Interesting scores Miss St beating #16 South Carolina and Illinois beating #22 Penn State. Of course SEC fans will look at both games, should both teams get beaten by lesser opponents, and claim that Miss St’s win just shows how deep the conference is while Illinois’ wins just shows how bad PSU sucks. And they will do this despite Mizzu routing Ole Miss and Mizzu barely beating Illinois (with a back QB).

September 29th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
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Erik says:

Quiet, 28. Don’t rock the boat. If it’s not SEC FOOTBAW!!!, it’s nothing.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:

true that, 29…SEC rules and 28 sounds like a bitter, bored Big 10 fan.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
32

Janus09 says:

28

Personally, I can’t wait for that.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
33

Digital Headbutt says:

UNC very nearly pulled off the upset against Va. Tech, but once again, they turned the ball over at the worst possible moment.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
34

Stephen says:

Tebow got that strong lifting his girlfriends boobs. Those things have small pieces of popcorn in orbit.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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Erik says:

I wonder if 30 could tell if I was being sarcastic. (insert joke about quality of SED educashun here)

September 29th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
36

UCLAZY says:

Dan Fouts just encouraged the TV audience to “strap it on” for this one. Somewhere Pam Ward is smiling.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:

come on back DAWGS and it looks like the OBC is coming back against the Croomster.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
38

John says:

Look Erik, we in the South to not take kindly to subtlety and nuance. Your sarcasm has no place here. The Big Ten does suck though. Painful to watch.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
39

Tom says:

28,
If you were a man, I’d hit you in the face. Bust you right in the ‘chops! Football and great looking women, that’s what we do in the South!

September 29th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
40

peachy says:

When [Name Redacted] beats anyone that’s a shocking upset. So, by rule, Illinois cannot be used in inter-conference comparisons.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
41

UCLAZY says:

Autzen Stadium is a very tough place to play.

September 29th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
42

jamiedawgfan says:

#34…what’s sarcasm? I only understand footbaw

September 29th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
43

Janus09 says:

Anybody else see the Duck introduce Oregon’s starting lineup?

September 29th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
44

Cochese says:

Is it bad that I’m *this* happy Nebraska is winning against Iowa State?

Yes..I believe it is.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
45

Tom says:

Hey Erik,
Since I go to law school at an SEC school, and graduated from another SEC school, I took particular offense at the bull that spewed from your Yankee mouth. Thus, I took the liberty to figure out what conference had more law schools ranked in the USNews Top 100. Guess who came out on top? Much like last year’s National Championship game, it was the SEC over the Big 10. Suck it, Billy Yank!

September 29th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
46

J. Peterman says:

ND and PSU lose again…if only WVU won, I’d have a helluva happy start to my weekend

c’mon USC…

September 29th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
47

vegas_buckeye says:

Awww, how cute. A lawyer fight.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
48

jamiedawgfan says:

#40…the “reinstated Duck” was awesome…this Pac-10 game is actually interesting.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
49

Tom says:

Shut up buckeye, because I know you don’t want another football fight with the SEC after that embarrassment against Florida last year.

September 29th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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UCLAZY says:

43 – Relax, Johnny Reb. Or do we need to burn Atlanta to the ground again to get you in line?

September 29th, 2007 at 3:13 pm