OPEN THREAD: WEEK FIVE

A disappointing College Gameday. No signs involving Lee Corso, a penis, or the relationship between the two.

Happy Fucking Saturday, everybody.

I thought the signs today were pretty inspired. Especially Nate Longshore’s phone number. And all the SEC/Les Miles shit talking.

Man, Jimmie Clauson is just awful. I’m so happy he decided against going to USC.

Damn, Weis is fat. Isn’t stress supposed to cause weight LOSS?

It’s been annoying that I’ve had to hunt down today’s games on the DirecTivo, but what I see so far looks like a bookie’s nightmare.

Big 10+ Network sideline reporter Dara McIntosh is cute… but this “University of Ohio” is a new one. I hope nobody’s tried to explain the two Miamis to her. And why are the BTN crew in Evanston showing overall standings, when what counts in this world is conference results?

Mallett appears to be floundering, but I understand why Lllloyd is only using Henne on the first series of each half (per the Freep).

Side note to BTN: If I see one more shot of the Grosse Point lighthouse through a wobbly camera, I swear I’m going to get seasick.

Watching Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, and their other brother Dave, on LF Network. Those MSU (“Step into the Maroon”) and USC (“Coach, I did a competitive analysis of the DB”) ads were terrible. Like, App State terrible.

Agreed on the USC commercial, I kept waiting for the OBC to say click-clack. In a way it reminded me of the old UGA commercial “when I walked through that arch, it changed my life.”

Just a note that most Tims are in fact much weaker than Tim Tebow. I have trouble carrying my 115 lb girlfriend to the bedroom without making my back a little sore.

For shame. I think I will go lift weights.

since I am without radio or the proper isp (espn 360 being the least user-friendly idea in human history), I must resort to following the BC-Massachusetts game by watching lines and arrows on ESPN Gamecast.

Sometimes I think being a college football fan is worse than heroin…..

Tulane is up 9-7 on LSU near halftime. Les Miles looks pissed off enough to smack Hayley Lafontaine.

what in the hell is happening in New Orleans? Flynn has been sacked like 4 times….and why are my DAWGS down to Ole Miss? I am stuck in the pacific northwest with a bunch of rabid Ducks and no SEC…

Mark May’s cock target is back! Order now and get a Lou Holtz reach-around FREE!

LSU regains the lead after Tulane dropped a pick. Tulane is getting pressure on Flynn with their down lineman no problem. LSU just looks awful.

I think the Saints left some stink on the field for LSU to roll around in. What the hell? Is this a voodoo hex or something?

#3: I actually think that Clausen looks alright, minus the INT and staring down that one pass in the end zone. The rest of the team, however, . . . let’s just say Weis will look real good next year when he wins 600% more games than 2007.

Anthony Scelfo bears a striking resemblance to Disney’s version of Quasimodo. Add a hunchback and bulging right eye and they could be brothers.

The chainsaw-dicks do not impress me.

Anyone else think the picture and headline on espn.com looks pretty familiar?

I proclaim today “National Powerhouse is Asleep at the Wheel” day. USC will barely get bye Washington. As for Oklahoma, I place blame on myself. I left the lucky OU hat at my office. This could be bad. So far, it has been bad.

I think the new unis for LSU have like fucked them up…Flynn just got intercepted..#18 is right…and N’western is beating Michigan and go Purdue!!!!!

Touchdown Oklahoma! Apparently, expressing regret over my mistake provided instant help. Therefor, I also regret purchasing and currently consuming the “healthy” Michelob Ultra Amber. I have switched to Blue Moon. This should also provide assistance. texas sucks, but they better damn well not lose. OU needs the stregth of sched

Ball Statez 4 Real- holla!

Nice to see Tebow getting some reps in to get ready for the SEC offseason Keg Lifting Competition.

Never mind squeaking by Washington: SC is screwed – the missus put both my kids in SC shirts today. She’s only put a college shirt on them twice before – both times Michigan (she’s from A2), and both times Michigan lost to SC at the Rose Bowl.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.

The OBC is about to get Croomed, and I couldn’t be happier. That’s developing into a quite a trend in the best conference in football these days…

The werewolves are pretty “meh” today. I’m not sure what’s up with that pass protection, but if they bring that against a team that doesn’t suck they are gonna get creamed. No worries today though, Tulane doesn’t have the horses.

No, Tulane doesn’t have the personnel to exploit this. However, I have to change the quote this time. LSU is not who I thought they were.

Tulane is starting to fade…but I am wondering why they don’t just put perilloux and holliday back in to finish out the game.

1. - The other coaches are trying to tell him to, but Les Miles has pushed the Meow Mix Song Button on his headset.

Interesting scores Miss St beating #16 South Carolina and Illinois beating #22 Penn State. Of course SEC fans will look at both games, should both teams get beaten by lesser opponents, and claim that Miss St’s win just shows how deep the conference is while Illinois’ wins just shows how bad PSU sucks. And they will do this despite Mizzu routing Ole Miss and Mizzu barely beating Illinois (with a back QB).

Quiet, 28. Don’t rock the boat. If it’s not SEC FOOTBAW!!!, it’s nothing.

true that, 29…SEC rules and 28 sounds like a bitter, bored Big 10 fan.

28

Personally, I can’t wait for that.

UNC very nearly pulled off the upset against Va. Tech, but once again, they turned the ball over at the worst possible moment.

Tebow got that strong lifting his girlfriends boobs. Those things have small pieces of popcorn in orbit.

I wonder if 30 could tell if I was being sarcastic. (insert joke about quality of SED educashun here)

Dan Fouts just encouraged the TV audience to “strap it on” for this one. Somewhere Pam Ward is smiling.

come on back DAWGS and it looks like the OBC is coming back against the Croomster.

Look Erik, we in the South to not take kindly to subtlety and nuance. Your sarcasm has no place here. The Big Ten does suck though. Painful to watch.

28,
If you were a man, I’d hit you in the face. Bust you right in the ‘chops! Football and great looking women, that’s what we do in the South!

When [Name Redacted] beats anyone that’s a shocking upset. So, by rule, Illinois cannot be used in inter-conference comparisons.

Autzen Stadium is a very tough place to play.

#34…what’s sarcasm? I only understand footbaw

Anybody else see the Duck introduce Oregon’s starting lineup?

Is it bad that I’m this happy Nebraska is winning against Iowa State?

Yes..I believe it is.

Hey Erik,
Since I go to law school at an SEC school, and graduated from another SEC school, I took particular offense at the bull that spewed from your Yankee mouth. Thus, I took the liberty to figure out what conference had more law schools ranked in the USNews Top 100. Guess who came out on top? Much like last year’s National Championship game, it was the SEC over the Big 10. Suck it, Billy Yank!

ND and PSU lose again…if only WVU won, I’d have a helluva happy start to my weekend

c’mon USC…

Awww, how cute. A lawyer fight.

#40…the “reinstated Duck” was awesome…this Pac-10 game is actually interesting.

Shut up buckeye, because I know you don’t want another football fight with the SEC after that embarrassment against Florida last year.

43 – Relax, Johnny Reb. Or do we need to burn Atlanta to the ground again to get you in line?

42, it’s lawya fight. I’m getting out before the gunfire starts.

Tim Tebow looks like Rex Grossman.

Time to hang myself.

The good: ND lost
The bad: they found a QB

whoa whoa whoa, there, counsel. Don’t go getting yourself all worked up. I’m fully aware and ashamed of the ass whooping my footbaw team took at the hands of the mighty gators.

I can also put on a smug smile knowing how easy it is to get a lawyer to stop thinking rationally and start throwing around insults like “shut up” and “suck it.” I’m sure the traffic tickets you’re taking care of are doing your university proud.

How much to gain access to the EDSBS “VIP Connection Forum”?

The HBC came back and tacked on a late TD. Cocks win 38-21. And GT just scored to go up on Tater U. in Atlanta.

#41

Uh you may want to recount that number, I went to a SEC undergrad and I go to a SEC law school-so I don’t want to be embarassed.

Big Ten in top 100 (9 out of 11…only Michigan State not in top 100, Purdue does not have a Law school.)
Michigan
Northwestern
Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Ohio State
Indiana
Penn State
Illinois

SEC (8 out of 12, Ole Miss, Arkansas not in top 100, Auburn and Miss State do not have law schools..)
Vanderbilt
Georgia
Alabama
LSU
South Carolina
Tennessee
Florida
Kentucky

Anyone who took the over in this Cal/Oregon tilt is sweating bullets right now

Heehee. Not that I give a rat’s ass about law schools.

If by getting “Croomed,” you mean “finding it difficult to win at Miss St without cheating,” then yes, that did happen in Columbia today.

51 – ssshhh, I was saving that for later. I was going to help him study law and fallacy techniques by demonstrating a hasty generalization by making the following claim: Tom can’t count, therefor all SEC students can’t count.

It’s a simple fallacy to counter, but it’s fun to watch beginning law students try.

RE: #28 Despite being on the same team in the college football world, I am now sick and tired of tOSUBuckeyes, who needs to shut the fuck up or at least change his fucking posting name. He makes us Ohio folk look even worse.

Dude, do you ever stop baiting these southern motherfuckers? We got our fucking asses beat last year and that is REALITY. You know the Big Ten is shit this year, and our Buckeyes might finish third or fourth in the SEC if we played in that conference. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I love my team, but I also love reality.

My buddy ignored my warning and took the OVER in the Cal/Oregon game. He just went to lay down.

Quality win for the Cocks… now come on Yaller Jackets!

Awesome, we’ve gone from comparing quality of football between the Big Televen and the SEC, to the quality of academics between the Big 10 and the SEC, to the quality of law schools.

I wonder what’s next.

Not to get into the rhetoric of a Big10/SEC pissing match, but you do realize that Illinois, led by the very same [name redacted] who seemed to get outcoached on a weekly basis in the SEC, just beat a PSU team that people were ready to put in the Rose Bowl just a week or so ago, and is currently in first place in the Big 10. Yes, Anthony Morelli sucks and PSU was/is vastly overrated, and yes there’s a lot of football left to be played. But come on, this is [name redacted] we’re talking about! Forget the Michigan/Hot Hot Hot debacle, if [name redacted]’s team should somehow end up winning the Big 10, you guys should seriously just go ahead and disband.

Don’t be so hard on graduates of SEC law schools—the world needs seedy bail bondsmen and corrupt Southern aldermen too.

58. I’ll start the next one. Big 10 has better groomed footbaw fields on which their programs routinely lose to SEC teams.

Our beer is better tasting, also.
Our chests thump louder.

incidentally, has covered every week. been riding the Illini all year

has covered every week. Been riding them all year long.

[Name Redacted] has covered every week. Been riding the Illini all season

Dan Fouts sucks. So doe Tim Brandt. So of course some jagoff at ABC decides they’d make a great announcing team.

sometimes two negatives don’t = a positive

1. & #41

I certainly hope you represent your future clients better than you have represented yourself and your law school here today. When faced with a comment regarding football and fans, only a true pussy plays the “I go to law school” card. You sir, can go fuck yourself and your law school.

What YOU do in the south, is brag about everything and anything southern, denounce anything that is not southern as being less than southern; and you are too ignorant and close-minded to think that there might be people living life all over the country who are just as happy about where they live and how they live as you are-they just don’t need to tell the world about it.

64 – makes it easy to understand why Sherman burned Atlanta to the ground, doesn’t it?

Yeah, I think that’s enough of that. How about talking about football?

On that note, we call all agree that the Big-12 sucks pretty hard, right? Colorado just tied it up with the folks who cheat so bad that they actually named their school after a word for “cheater”.

The south has waffle house and sonic though…

In intermural news… Colorado just tied the game at 24 with Oklahoma… 4 minutes left to go.

Is it time for Bowden to piss away another Clemson season?
Rutgers stumbling early.

67 – sooner dead?

And here come the Buffaloes!

The color guy just compared Cody Hawkins with Jon Kitna. I’m assuming he meant that as a compliment?

Kitna is going to throw for 5000 yards this season, so I guess so?

I guess I’m think of career Jon Kitna

Colorado 27 Oklahoma 24

Bobby needs some sunscreen- holy leatherface!

Ralphie runs free and Stoops gets fucked over.

I LOVE IT!

Sorry, I love when experts are wrong-so I guess its not a 3 team chase for the National championship.

But I like Stoops and Oklahoma so I prefer it would have been someone else.

Heeheehee, the Syracuse team that bounced Louisville is scoreless against Miami of Ohio.

Someone put that crying OU kid up stat

CU over Sooners.
K-St. beating ’Horns.

VIVA EL NORTE!!

73

well Kitna is an UDFA QB from Eastern Washington who has somehow started for 3 teams….his career has not been pretty, but its been better then guys who have had more to work with.

Wisky has sure been struggling with an unranked Michigan State. Michigan was losing to Northwestern (a team that lost to Duke) until NU gave away the game at the end. Penn State lost to [Name Redacted]. Iowa goes down to Indiana. Purdue allows ND to score 19 points. The Big 10 sure doesn’t look that tough this year.

Does this mean that if [Name Redacted] can find a way to beat tOSU or Wisconsin, he can WIN THE BIG TEN????

I can’t imagine a world where [Name Redacted] goes to a BCS bowl.

It’s upset Saturday boys…..Hopefully Gators can dodge that…

*Make that find a way to beat tOSU AND Wisconsin.

Was CBS playing that KState power towel song in the bumper? Jesus Christ

schadenfreude saturday?

WVU / USF (ok, that was yesterday)
OU / CU
Illini / PSU

GT is up on Maryland
K.St is laying the smack down on UT

… and this is just top 25 games

#85: Yes. CBS reminds you not to forget your power towel.

Rutgers is playing Maryland. How is GT up on them?

87. I’m bringing it to every game.

88 – oops – chalk one up to beer goggles
GT > Clemson
Maryland > Rutgers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4

CBS most definitely just played “Willie’s Chant” in a bumper during the Bama-Noles game

Oh my god, #14’s dead.

Nehemiah Warrick just FUCKED UP Kyle Jefferson big time in MSU-Wisky. I’m amazed Jefferson was able to stand up.

41.

The top 100 doesn’t really mean much when there are only about 180 law schools total in the US.

There are 7 Top 35 law schools in the Big 10, and only 1 in the SEC (Vandy).

that hit was THE TITS. I love how his head jolted to the side, that’s when you know it’s a good one

92-

Saw it…and don’t believe he got up and ran off…impressive. Also, Bob Griese is a total idiot…he claims Jefferson was a ‘defenseless’ receiver and should not have been hit (personal foul) even though…he caught the ball. Moron.

1. - Nessler, Griese, and Maguire are guaranteed for at least five brain locks a game between them.

Tech and Clemson are currently holding a tutorial on how not to play football.

FYI on the Zookification of Houston Nutt:

The airplane banner that was going to fly over the Arkansas tailgate today was ripped in half, either on launch or while en-route.

Company has offered to do a make up flight over the Auburn game in Fayetteville.

#82

Granted the Big Ten looks like crap this year, but the SEC’s only quality OOC win is LSU over VT. With Cal and Mizzu ripping apart SEC teams, I don’t think you have much room to throw stones. Of course LSU and Florida look great and deserve their rankings, but is the rest of the SEC really as good as advertised this year?

Whats the over/under on the bamma/fsu game, five points? Three points?

Also, Oklahoma needs to go play intramurals.

KSU beating Texas…again. Nice! I need to see the crying OU kid again.

96: Furthermore, Virginia Tech really hasn’t looked that phenomenal this season. That LSU-VT win is a quality win because of the sheer magnitude of beatdown, if it really counts as a quality conference victory at all.

#96

You must have thought that LA refers to Louisiana, it doesn’t. I’m a USC fan (and I don’t mean South Carolina), so I have no problem with you ripping on the SEC. I wouldn’t dare do it, but feel free to do it.

My buddy who has the OVER in the Cal game just switched to whiskey.

Oregon kick returners: how hard is it to call “I GOT IT!”

Just asking.

Pac-10 doesn’t play D1-AA opponents, either

yeah because the last time a Pac-10 school played a 1-AA school it lost (I present you Stanford v. UC-Davis)

black is white.
up is down.
potsie is the fonz.

K-State – 41
Texas – 21

10min left in the 4th quarter.

Hey, at least Stanford is the only team in the Pac-10 to have lost to a D-IAA team. I’m not even going into the fact that top SEC teams play multiple I-AA teams or that pre-season Big 10 favorites lose to them (cough Michigan cough).

and when the SEC plays the Pac-10, they lose. 6-10 vs. the pac-10 since 2000

Re: 102

Arizona plays Northern Arizona regularly (and wins).

Cal/Oregon is a fucking insane game. Living up to the hype. Pac 10 has metal.

The Big 12: Officially irrelevant.

Re: 104

I’d be shocked, but I keep remembering that Texas sucks this year. So not so much with the shock. Horns have been overrated all year.

Say WTF? to the following statements:

Notre Dame found some positives out of their loss today…

Sylvester Croom is a really great coach and will turn things around, really, I mean that, and I am not kidding…

The Asswipe Bowl (Bama/FSU) deserves to be on CBS nationally,

Man, this FSU-Bama game is hard to look at.

In a related note, here’s an awkward picture of Bobby Bowden and a recruit:

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/bowdensintrouble1.jpg

1. - Horns fans will have to dry their eyes with power towels.

Ah, a day where the pretenders go down in flames….

Rutgers down by 10, now. Looks like South Fla has the Big East wrapped up.

Michigan State about to get the marquee win that’ll inflate their heads enough to set up an epic downward spiral through the rest of the season.

PAC Mother FUcking Ten.

113

Damn right. Cal turned on the juice in the second half.

The Bama-FSU game is looking like FSU-Miami ’05 & ’06.

It looks like it only takes 2 weeks to eliminate all the top 10 Big East teams.

#36

I don’t know about the rest of you, but for my entertainment dollar, MSU vs. Wisconsin has been an enjoyable game to watch. Bama/FSU, now that is painful.

This Bama/FSU game is setting organized football back at least 50 years.

And that iPod Nano commercial is driving me batshit.

I expect the Oregon Duck to say “fuck this reformed bullshit” and whoop on the ref (even though it was the right call.)

1. - agreed.

1. - if you can make it through Nessler, Griese, and Maguire, then yes, the rest of the game has been good.

Bama and FSU ought to be fucking ashamed of themselves.

God I miss living on the West Coast. I’m stuck with this Wisky-MSU horseshit. Only the greatest game this season just happened half an hour from my home town.

That Oregon-Cal game was freaking amazing. Amazing.

It was just tragic that it had to end with an Oregon fumble-touchback into the end zone as time ran out. I was hoping for overtime.

Ok, class, what’s more amazing — that FSU drove the field, or that DeCody Fagg hung onto the ball?

Feel BAD for the DUCKS and the bama-FSU game is awful….clearly 2 overhyped teams…waiting for AU-FLA…And hopinh the Badgers lose. I don’t know why, but I do not like Wisconsin.

I can’t believe anyone hasn’t mentioned it. Best Gameday sign was-

“Lou Holtz for Prethedent.”

As for tonight,

“(Tigers, Tigers), Help us God!”

Kansas State wins by 20 over Texas, and USF beats West FUCKING Virginia*. I hope we can make a good showing tonight, because our competition is playing well.

*USF displayed some of the best form tackling I’ve ever seen.

We must control the line; we must be + in turnovers…

I spelled my name wrongly.

Dan Hawkins really said “I am the Swami, I knew this was going to happen all week.”

I M TEH SWAMEE!

$50 for someone to shut Gary Danielson’s pie-hole.

Mickey Andrews was one ugly guy in college.

Hrrrrm, I think there might have been a few overrated teams in the Big East, eh?

Who is ready to see Kentucky in the top 10…

stupid challenge

Darn it, Wisconsin, you’re not supposed to squeak out a win on Upset Saturday.

Oh well, I’m hoping Oregon manages to sneak into the top 10 with a loss.

1. — agreed. Bowden just wanted to show he’s still awake.

How about all the SEC hate signs at game day this morn?

Where was Gameday this morning? I missed it.

“Hey Erik,
Since I go to law school at an SEC school, and graduated from another SEC school, I took particular offense at the bull that spewed from your Yankee mouth. Thus, I took the liberty to figure out what conference had more law schools ranked in the USNews Top 100. Guess who came out on top? Much like last year’s National Championship game, it was the SEC over the Big 10. Suck it, Billy Yank!”

Wow.

O vs. Cal

all jacked up on double frapuchinos and felt cocky?!?! huh……

20 minutes bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember after we fired [NAME REDACTED] there was an underground movement in the student section with shirts that read “WIN ONE FOR THE [NAME REDACTED]ER!”

I can’t believe I lived through that shit. When I see him on TV – like during this morning’s “trick play” segment on GameDay, I just want to gather up every illegal Russian firearm I can find… and end it.

Now, on to this f’ing game. I’m scared now. Fucking upsets.

I am so nervous for USC right now. Something out there is taking down top 10 teams left and right.

I hope Pete sticks to whatever strategy he’s been using to destroy Willingham year after year.

Is anyone else across the country seeing the GOP ad reminding people in Louisiana to vote early in the gov’s election because there’s an LSU game on the 20th, or is it just me? Because I live in La.?
Just curious.

Wow… DeCody Fagg dropped a pass. Never seen that before.

140 Tiger — just you, although I had a Mitt Romney ad a few minutes ago. Ah, a whole year of this coming.

Honestly, if KY can find a semblance of a defense, they will win the SEC this year.

WHEW HOOOOOOO

Go Gators…beat tubby and his wareagles…tigers…plainsmen…whatever they are….Fla will escape Upset Saturday….I know it.

Dawg that was gaaayyyyyyy

Is fucking killing us. Absolutely killing us. How is possible to REGRESS under Saban, as opposed to your play under Shula. WTF? Bench this asshole, immediately and make him earn back on the practice field. shhh, don’t tell Mike Gundy that I said that about an amatuer athlete

146—gay or not…Auburn lost to Croom….honestly…they will get Tebowed—is that gay enough for ya?

go mind ur dawgs gayfer!

Ah, I love it when the SEC fans start comparing length and width.

how bout that two bits? reminds me of gay sex, except gayer.

What cheer was that old guy leading just now in the UF pregame? Kinda goofy to see a septuagenarian firing up the troops, but also strangely chill inducing as well. GOD I love college football!

I’ll take the old guy over whatever in the hell the intro thing is with perry farrell, 50 cent. etc…that is awful…like a bad car commercial or something.

Blackmon wants to eat your kids!!!!!!!!!!!

For more on that cheer, just check out Mr. Two Bits’ myspace page. I shit you not.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41423502

ouch!

That was vintage FSU — Bama drives 91 yards to get back in the game. Noles answer with a dagger. Haven’t seen that in, oh, about 7 years, give or take.

Brandon Cox 4/4 63 yards.

Don’t explode, head!

OH SHIT!!!

holy shit! Where is FLA?

Comparing top 100 law schools is like comparing top 110-ranked NCAA offenses.

Let me answer the question Danielson just asked on CBS about Lee becoming the next Vince Young: We’ve seen this before. Inconsistency is his problem. When Lee is on, he’s really on. When he’s off, he couldn’t find the receiver with a compass and a St. Bernard.

That said, he’s a junior now, so maybe he’s growing up. We’ll see.

I think Urban Meyer just picked his nose on camera

Florida State 2 big plays, Alabama 0… Alabama decides to not play offense until the 4th quarter again. We lose, life goes on-regroup its not a SEC loss-beat the hell out of Houston next week.

Daaaaaaammmmmn Lawya!? Aubie looks muuuuch more physical than the gators. BTW: 7:46, two late TD drives and JPW still can’t play unless the halves are nearing

So what happens if the only undefeated teams from last week’s top ten are LSU, Cal, Wisconsin, and Ohio State? Right now, it appears possible, although unlikely. Clearly LSU is the class of that group, but how the hell do you rank the top 25?

USC?

1. — We have at least one week like this every year.

Are you expecting a USC loss, or did you just forget them?

It’s okay, those of us out west understand that we can’t expect the rest of the country to remember the existence our #1-ranked-team.

Most pussy-shit personal foul call evah!

Is it too much to ask for Q. Groves to hit Tebow really hard and Groves to dislocate his arm and Tebow to have 3 broken ribs?

I specifically left them off the list because it’s still possible that they’ll lose. I did the same for Florida. LSU, UW, and Cal already won – and OSU is up by 14 on Minnesota. So no, I didn’t forget USC nor am I expecting them to lose, but I’m just saying that it’s possible.

BLOCKED!

1. - Just checkin’ :)

HIT-EM in the Jorts!

Also, I’m not sure there’s ever been a single week in which 6 top ten teams lost. I rather doubt it’ll happen this week, but it’s still possible. That would have to be some kind of record.

Gators getting pussy-whipped by Cox?

shit, shit, shit….what is happening to FLA?

He didn’t score, but that would have been 2nd and goal from teh 3.

It’s so easy to type “teh.”

Wow, TT with the gutsy 4th down call. And then a questionable (but probably imminent anyway) touchdown. The BAC of this site just skyrocketed…

I wonder what happens if Florida and USC somehow both lose… who is the best conference then?

Looks like FLA’s suspect defense is catching up with them. Graduating 9 seniors will do that, though. Auburn also has a history of fucking over FLA for no apparent reason. It would appear that Auburn is kryptonite to FLA.

Sun Belt, baby!!

I am thinking the PAC-10 may be the best right now after seeing the OR-Cal game

I am thinking the PAC-10 may be the best right now after seeing the OR-Cal game—so much better than all the SEC games today, I hate to say

Breaking news! — ESPN has listed Auburn-UF as an “Upset Watch” on the scoreboard page. Sounds serious.

Florida…the most penalized team in the SEC…

THIS IS WHY ESPN SUX F LEAVITT

Now THAT was a smart penalty.

I likje Levitt.

He’s a little batshit crazy, judging from his antics on the sideline, but he said all the right things on Game day today.

Go Bulls! Go Wildcats! War Eagle!

NOTHING AGAINST LEAVITT! FOR SURE I LIKE HIM AS WELL….BUT……I DONT CARE ABOUT HIS RADIO INTERVIEW DURING A GAME!!!!!!!!!!

And Washington ties it up.

I have a feeling that we’ll be hearing a lot of “Conference X isn’t overrated, its just got great depth!” Seems like every conference can make that claim this week – the Big (L)East, Big Twelve, Big Ten, and possibly the PAC 10 and SEC.

Re: 190

So you’re saying that the ACC just blows?

Ponder that one… I need to drink.

Go W… at least cover that spread.

1. — There’s a fine line between parity and mediocrity.

1. - I agree. However, I still think you’ll be hearing a lot of the parity over mediocrity argument this week based on the intra-conference upsets.

As an Oregon fan I loved the great game, but the Ducks couldn’t have lost in a more heartbreaking way…

The Ducks game was heartbreaking, 194…Washington beating USC would somehow make me feel better

1. — Sorry to say it, but the ACC hasn’t had much to hang their hat on this year. Finally had a couple of recent big OOC wins to give them some credibility.

Well, no shutout tonight.

(in the “MAKE PLAYS” voice)

PAC TEN!! PAC TEN!!!

TEBOW INT!!!

Geez… Orson must be on his third pair of boxers by now.

there goes that heisman.

and here come the snow weasels.

#189
Apparently a phone interview is mandatory for late night ESPN games… at least they were talking to a football coach and not a female soccer player in China like they were in one of Bama’s games.

That’s pretty bad when the #4 team in the country has to resort to trick formations at home against unranked teams.

I thought there wouldn’t be a single intriguing game this weekend.

Bizarro Year smites me for my arrogance.

Prediction: USC puts up 21 points in the 4th and runs away from U-Dub.

Where’s Brent Fulwood’s plaque?

Bizarro am sez thank you very much!

florida recovers fumble.

Given this week, I’m now beginning to paint scenarios that put USF in the BCS title game. It could happen.

LATE flag.

Yeah, that sounds plausible. They look like they’re probably (and inexplicably) the class of the Big East. It defies the conventional logic, but since they’re the one of two Big East teams that seems to be interested in playing defense, it makes sense.

“Given this week, I’m now beginning to paint scenarios that put USF in the BCS title game. It could happen.”

the seas will boil, fire shall rain from the sky, the beast shall lay with the lamb and South Florida shall rule them all.

and you’re right… that does oddly make sense.

Attn: Gators

I do not wish, through transitive property, to become the property of Brandon Goddamn Cox. Get it together.

XOX,
H

If they can clear Rutgers, you’d think they could run the table. However, don’t be shocked if USF gets a scare this week. They are prime for the proverbial emotional letdown, and they’re going on the road, and FAU might be Sun Belt, but they’re not a pushover.

Looks like Florida found the switch.

As tired as I get of Tebow, he is amazing.

?

That was a total bullshit homer call.

Some home cooking by the refs!

why was that a penalty?

no more halo catch. how can it be catch interference when he caught the ball??? bullSh*T

GO TUBBERVILLE. CALL THE BULLSHI*T

Is it time yet to ask what Britney’s doing with her life?

Brandon Cox for Heisman? I’m going to puke

That “interference” was the most bullshit call I have seen in 30+ years of football, HS, college and pro combined, and I remember the Immaculate Reception.

HERE WE COME FLORIDA. HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR HIGH RANKING. LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE. WASN’T THE LOUD SPEAKERS THIS TIME.. SEE YOU IN TEN MINUTES…

1. — I hope he learned his lesson on that one.

:29 SECONDS LEFT OF 4TH RANKED……….ENOJYED WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT…

Mike Patrick has to wait for overtime to ask about Britney…but I am waiting for it

In discussion of the Auburn game:

(11:22:50 PM) Stephen: oh god that poor kicker
(11:23:04 PM) Stephen: is either going to shit all over himself, or be able to have sex with any woman in the state of Alabama
(11:23:11 PM) Stephen: I know that isn’t much of a prize, but still
(11:23:36 PM) Shae: Only half of Alabama.
(11:24:00 PM) Stephen: oh that’s right
(11:24:02 PM) Shae: No good Alabama fan would let any War Eagle stick it in her Crimson Tidehole

christ, they’ve gotta do something about this TO before the FG bullshit in college and the NFL.

DFATGK<yhopjirj6ryj90ibratertgobv

This day is now officially the craziest day of college football ever.

SNOW WEASELS!

it really is Upset Saturday…

EAT THAT TEBOW!!!!!!!!! WAR EAGLE….TWO YEARS IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT YOU GOT NOW.!!!!!!!!

Justice is mine, sayeth the War Eagle.

Byrum — that’s some big balls. Ice.

damn, getting chomped by a true freshman. DURTY!

Tommy Tuberville has a chainsaw for a dick…. and hang-gliders for ears.

4-0 VS. RANKED TEAMS…….ON TO LSU…

1/2 the top 10 lost?

Sorry about the loss, Swindle, but when my Tar Heels aren’t playing well, I root for chaos. With that in mind:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

1. — I don’t mind it, it’s a part of the mind game, but I do mind it coming from the coach when nobody is looking.

Goddammit!!! Fuckin Bama drops another one and Auburn pulls one out of its ass. DAMN you SEC!!!!! Now Florida will go and knock LSU out next week and a freakin BIG 10 or or
PAC 10 puss school will go unscathed and cruise to a BCS championship. Fuck a Duck.

Gimme an f’in siren
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MSU>Auburn>UF?

yeah, I love this site, but as a Dawgs fan sipping on a Terrapin Golden Ale I couldn’t be any fucking happier right now.

The Gators took alot of COX tonight.

So, you’ve been rooting for chaos since about 1998? That puts you at what, a Dark Lord of Chaos by now?

Jen

So what will Florida fans blame the loss to Auburn on this year? No “bullshit” scores to pin it on this go round. Just a good old-fashioned ass-whipping. Plus, a freshman delivers the killing blow. Twice. Nice TO call, Urban.

So what will Florida fans blame the loss to Auburn on this year? No “bullshit” scores to pin it on this go round. Just a good old-fashioned ass-whipping. Plus, a freshman delivers the killing blow. Twice. Nice TO call, Urban.

So what will Florida fans blame the loss to Auburn on this year? No “bullshit” scores to pin it on this go round. Just a good old-fashioned ass-whipping. Plus, a freshman delivers the killing blow. Twice. Nice TO call, Urban.

238-you’re right…now that the SEC is fucking itself…perfect for stupid Big-10 or PAC 10 weasels to be #1 for BCS

Sorry to close the thread and end the party, but Byrum pwns Tebow.

Hell of a game Gators. Hell of a game. Glad we don’t have to play you again for several more years. May you whip up on LSU next weekend.

War Eagle.

Life officially makes no sense. You do realize that UK and USF will be in the top 10 right?

PAC.
FUCKING.
TEN.

MOTHERFUCKERS.

Sorry to close the thread and end the party, but Byrum pwns Tebow.

Hell of a game Gators. Hell of a game. Glad we don’t have to play you again for several more years. May you whip up on LSU next weekend.

War Eagle!

238 and 245 —

I’m tellin’ ya — the tea leaves are lining up for USF.

Nobody “Owned” Tebow tonight. They owned our defensive secondary and our young starters. God it feels like frickin’ 1994 all over again.

First time this year we played well in the 3rd quarter.

If Florida beats LSU, Cal v. USC figures to be #1 v. #2.

Well, I guess that’s it for me for the night. No more games. Not even a late night mismatch on FSN.

1. i don’t forsee lsu losing a game this year, regardless of what happened today against the wave. a pac10 and sec bcs title game is everything but scheduled. selfishly, i’m pulling for a osu v. cal/usc rose bowl game and would think it would be competitve….much, much more so than last years rose bowl.

also, i don’t remember who it was, but there was an espn writer discussing how the big east and pac 10 are in a close race to be second to the sec. though, i will admit the big ten is a clusterf this year, i don’t see the big east being better than us.

1. sec
2. pac 10
3. big ten/really doesn’t matter

this fucks with my head…I don’t even know what to call USF? Southern Fla? South Fla? Bulls?

#‘s 242, 243, and 244 I will blame the loss on Corky from Life Goes On doing the play calling for Florida’s offense. There, I’m going to be petty and call Auburn lucky. I concede nothing to Tubberville.

Never thought I would see the day when FSU, USF, UCF, and Miami all win and UF falls……

Cox had time(out) for that.

Craziest Saturday ever…….EVER!!! This is why I love college football.

I pray Auburn wins out but know they wpnt because they only bneat us when they suck and god doesn’t want to give us redemption, but hey Tebow on that 89 yard drive, yeah were beating Lsu, the dream is still in play I believe in Tim (and Percy despite the rather odd cut on the drive that lost iot for us). They will deliver it in Baton Rogue. Oh, and Major Wright, um yeah in a year or two the RFN is back!

What’s F****ed up most of all is that Kentucky is 1# in the SEC East right now…

1. — They are the University of South Florida. Interestingly, they’re not even in South Florida, but rather Tampa, which, aside from having more titty bars per capita than anywhere else in the world, is decided in west-central Florida.

#251

Actually, in ’94 Auburn was also in the top ten. This time they were unranked, so you have that going for you.

1. — Kentucky might be this year’s Wake Forest!

No, what’s completely F’d is the Kentucky is a top 10 team as of tomorrow. I’m frightened.

O:
Auburn rules: Terburban drools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys absolutety SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!

I think it is a sign of the apocalypse…Kentucky ranked, ND is winless and some upstart is the best football in fla?

Holly….sorry, your lovely breastises have just been sold to a freshman playing for Auburn

BTW Holly… did Auburn just let Tenn back in the race for SEC-E?

WAR EAGLE…HOW DOES THAT FEEL TEBOW? TWO YEARS IN A ROW. ON YOU HOME TURF…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA. GOOD LUCK WITH LSU. THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US…

Here is a thought:
This is the same script from last year… USF knocks off WVU….then in an eerily similar game,,,,,,Auburn knocks off Florida….same week just one yr later……the upside? Florida wins out and wins another BCS Championship vs a very slow Big 10 team, maybe even tOSU for a rematch….think about it…. its like Deja Vu or Vu jaDe

at least you tebow lovers (not condescending) can look at the main picture of this post and see johnny trendy with the f-hawk hair in the background and know that you’re better off than he is right now leaving his tears in chest one of his bros collar popped polos.

sidenote prayer: please God don’t let USF near the bcs title game.

This is the most fun, yet strange, college football season I can remember in a long time.

Ucla knocks off USC, I just pray Alabama just beats Auburn. If there is a God just let Alabama beat Auburn. We will beat Auburn if JPW is NOT the QB.
I dont know who will knock off Cal.
My God , Lebron James totally sux on SNL, but Kanye West is killin it right now.

1. — I think Rod Serling is coming to your house.

268—true that….yet another reason college football is the best…but it is making my head hurt

BTW, the pic at the top of this thread wasn’t taken on the 7th floor by any chance, was it?

In other SEC news, the Razorbacks return to SEC West Championship-of-the-World form by stunning North Texas (second-most-famous alumnus? Roy Orbison) 66-7. Coach Nutt deemed the game a “coming-out party” for embattled qb Casey Dick, who was an astounding 12 of 21 for 208 yards against the infamous “green spleen” defense. Added Nutt, “we could’ve beat anyone in the country tonight.”

Whether the Razorbacks will be able to maintain form next week against I-AA opponent Tennessee-Chattanooga, who lost by three touchdowns to Hogs’ rival The Citadel, remains to be seen.

Now that I think about it…..With all the talent the South Florida inherited from other schools that couldnt qualify “normally”, they could,in theory, run the table.
I think if someone can string together 4 quarters of football, LSU will fall. Watching USC struggle against Washington, USC isnt invincible. SO its possible for all the one loss teams to fall in line behind USF…..it could happen…….begin the fear……. every one looked ahead and just dropped their whole season when they werent looking….I call it “Premature Jubilation”

Can we finally put the following things to rest:

1. The SEC is the only conference that beats itself up. Too many top ranked teams from other conferences losing to unranked conference foes to believe that it only happens in the SEC. SEC – get off your ass, quit being pussies and start scheduling teams OOC. You’re the best conference in college fucking football, why not take the show on the road in the preseason instead of laying in the weeds. Man the fuck up.

2. AP and Coaches polls and Blogpolls. None of the above can outwit the parity and emotion of college football – only a playoff system will give us an accurate NC.

3. Nick Saban as a play-caller and defensive guru. The guy is the most overrated, overpaid, and overhyped coach in college football, period-4 Million a year? Mark Dantonio (Tressel disciple) was the real reason for his success at MSU and we all know that Saban landed in a talent gold-mine at LSU. He’s taking Bama to the bank and they are a lucky catch against Arkansas from being worse than Shula’s team last year. Fuck this guy and fuck Bama.

When are they going to change the time-out rule, and how would they change it? You can’t make a kicker try a game-winning or game-tying field goal twice — or more — every game.

Wes Byrum is Tebow’s daddy.

Is there a pill so I can get that corrected. Really embarassing at the end of the night.

USC will definitely lose-so will LSU if they wear those awful unis again….I just don’t want Wisconsin or tOSU to be in the championship…but I don’t know who they will lose to

tomorrow’s top 10 will include Kentucky and S. Florida.

unbelievable

So, via transitive property….who owns Hollys Breast this week? Tebow lost them to Auburn, Auburn will lose again, probaly to Alabama…we will call it the
“Boob Bowl” or the “Battle for the 36D Cup”

(Tebow + home cooking) < Auburn

This is exactly why we shouldn’t be ranking teams before October 1.

Florida can’t feel that bad, they had a good run there, they’re still undefeated against the Big Three, and everyone else lost today. They won’t fall that far, and the BCS is still theirs to win, just win out baby.

#269

There is a God, and his name is Wes Byrum. Alas, he will not allow Bama to beat Auburn.

I feel like this weekend should be on a show like “Mythbusters” for mustache Weds.. to try and recreate this shit and fiquere out WTF happened,how it happened, or if it even really happened….. I could have sworn I woke up somehow in Sept 2006, but my calendar says Sept 2007.

I think it is kind of funny that Auburn has FLa’s number just like Fla has Ga’s number

Auburn only won because of the bad call on that Leak incomplete pass….oh, wait. It must have been all that piped-in music in the stadium….oh, wait. It was just luck because Auburn did not score an offensive touchdown…oh, wait. Auburn only won because of home cooking from the refs….oh, wait. Well, the better team didn’t win anyway. Go Gators!

Did six American Girl dolls just make Tebow their collective bitch?

If I might quote one of this blog’s hosts, “Cry, little boy. Your tears taste so sweet.”

Oh, sweet Jeebus, this is tasty.

Who took Tebow off the cross for this game, by the way? Did he not get the memo that he was mortal?

Oh, and how did Daywalker U. do today against Florida State

Suck it, Tebow. Choke on it, bitch.

The time out fiasco fix is simple – go back to the old rule that only a player on the field can request one. Coaches would never allow them to play it razor close.

The change was made only two or three years ago. Chang it back!

Kickers would still be iced, but rare would be the occasion when the timing was such that kickers would make two kicks for one result.

286 — Damn, boy, I think you set my monitor on fire.

Did six American Girl dolls just make Tebow their collective bitch?

If I might quote one of this blog’s hosts, “Cry, little boy. Your tears taste so sweet.”

Oh, sweet Jeebus, this is tasty.

Who took Tebow off the cross for this game, by the way? Did he not get the memo that he was mortal?

Oh, and how did Daywalker U. do today against Florida State?

Suck it, Tebow. Choke on it, bitch.

It’s weird seeing some of you guy talk about how the college football world is turned upside down. Since when is Auburn beating undefeated Florida a surprise?

Looks like Cox got all that sand out of his vagina before the game.

Ron Prince owns Mack Brown. The KState win was no fluke whatsoever.

Texas is hugely overrated. Look for us to be out of the top 25 after next weekend.

No one should doubt the magnificence of Vince Young after the last couple of years. He bought the Texas staff 3-4 years, minimum.

287 — I agree. The thought of a coach calling three timeouts (if he has them) should give the NCAA reason to reconsider this. Make two kicks — how about four?

Of course, if he missed the first and hit the second, how big an idiot would than have made Urban?

The SEC is a swirling vortex of death and destruction, so cannibalistic , starters get injured while beating up on each other every week, so at the end of the season, each team is at the end of its depth chart and its better players are on crutches or on IR, so you never get a real true look at the “best” on either team. KY? WTF? I thought I would never see KY in a SEC Championship game, but shiiiit its a long shot. The only thing the SEC is good for is betting against the spread, except South Carolina, Spurrier has covered the last few weeks. BTW, South Florida has covered about every game and then some.

South Florida vs Kentucky for the National Title this year, to be immediately followed by a rain of blood, locusts, and frogs.

Seriously, this is crazy as hell

Yeah, well I think USF’s spreads are going to get a little wider. They’re on Vegas’ radar now.

We are NOT CALLING IT THE BOOB BOWL.

Holly… did Auburn just let Tenn back in the race for SEC-E?
Technically? Sure. But we have the entire balance of our conference schedule to play, and I promise you, this team will lose to Kentucky or Vanderbilt, to say nothing of teams that we expect to be good.

The Gators won the 2nd half! Yay!

I’ll tell you what scares the shit out of me: Purdue’s schedule this year. Seriously, take a look at it. If this upset mojo continues next week and they beat OSU, they go undefeated. Penn State’s nothing and MSU probably won’t be a challenge. They have the worst schedule in D-IA and I’m damn scared of them going undefeated.

Better yet, Wisconsin could go undefeated too, never playing Purdue because of the f’d up Big 10 scheduling. If that happens, the world might as well end.

Not to change the subject, but what’s up with those “gotta wear shades” uniforms that Minnesota sported this week? Did they raid the Vancouver Canucks’ vintage closet?

Not as bad as those hideous things the Eagles wore last week, but at least I know now why people used to have black and white TVs.

Re: 292 “The SEC is a swirling vortex of death and destruction, so cannibalistic , starters get injured while beating up on each other every week, so at the end of the season, each team is at the end of its depth chart and its better players are on crutches or on IR, so you never get a real true look at the "best" on either team.”

You could say all that, or, more accurately (and briefly!) you could just say the conference is horribly overrated.

295 — Vandy? The Gators are going to lose to Vandy at home? The fans will burn down the stadium if that happens.

And then there’s the locusts…

297—-I forgot about Purdue! NOW I have to worry about them, Wisconsin and tOSU….the Big 10 is looming in my mind and scares me worse than a USF-Kentucky BCS situation…and I gotta say, Kentucky’s uniforms are ugly..all that blue!

1. I second that notion… so tired of hearing about “which conference is best.” Auburn isn’t that good…. but I’m sure we’re gonna hear about the great “SEC IS THE BESTEST” argument. Whine and complain…. break out the music and tissues. I still hope FL beats the ever living fuck out of GA but if big 10, pac 10, acc, or mac go undefeated why should we judge? Lettem play for the championship. ONE word – BOISE ST 06

Hawaii has a shot to run the table, too. Look at the schedule. They finish with Boise and Washington at home, but they should be 10-0 at that point.

as much as it kills y’all, tOSU looks like a solid, versatile team with talent all over the place and a scary D. is there any doubt theyll crush wisky and UM?

tribe and bucks = ohio season of DESTINY

277-Wisconsin and OSU play each other this year, so at least one of them won’t go undefeated. And I think Wisconsin got OSU at home, but Buckeye and/or Badger fans will have to back me up on that one.

The Gators are going to lose to Vandy at home?

It’s not apparent enough by now that I’m not a Florida fan? By “we”, I meant Tennessee.

Aside from it being horribly out of character, would it be bad if I admitted I wouldn’t have shed a single tear had a meteor hit The Swamp during that game? I must say I am relieved that Brandon Cox got his big upset out of the way already, so that when they roll into Athens in November, we don’t have to worry so much about their always mystifying ability to beat us at home.

I forgot about Hawaii…but didn’t they almost lose to a I-AA school? that hurt….

1. — sorry… duh, it’s late.

Then again, I would think Tennessee fans will burn the stadium down, too.

Orson,

Sorry we fucked your season up… again.

At least we did it with our offense this time, instead of pulling points out of our asses.

Good luck the rest of the season, unless we somehow meet again in the SECC game.

#238: I think the Golden Bears took care of that today.

Some weeks an ugly win is beautiful. But ‘SC was really ugly tonight. At least I was under the roof at Husky Stadium. I don’t think I could’ve watched that shit if I were getting wet.

@ 308—Long as Fulmer’s still inside.

1. — You mean, just like tOSU was a team of destiny last year? I would think you would know better than to be so cocky with one of the more impressive humiliations in recent memory under your belt.

I have to agree with #313, why exactly should we allow tOSU into the MNC again? tOSU looked far more impressive last year and we all know how that turned out. Honestly, whichever team wins the Big 10 is probably going to be a joke. I mean the fact that Purdue, PURDUE has a chance to go undefeated in Big Ten play is insanity. And I’m not saying that because of their history, I’m saying that because of their play against ND today. I’m rooting for Michigan to win the Big 10 this year, they are undefeated in conference play so far.

At least we no longer have to worry about the Big 12 or Big East sneaking into the MNC this year. Well, I take that back, USF now has a chance. Could this be a repeat of 1984?

Mark it down. Hawaii will lose their road game at Nevada.

Let me see if I have this right…

based on Saturdays’ results, Alabama looks like it might go 6-6 or maybe 7-5 if they beat both Miss teams… that means they are paying like, $600,000 per win to the coach…. for this kind of money they can fire the Sabinator, pay six 1A teams to just forfeit, then they can go straight to the Auburn game, then on to a bowl game!!

Why bother with the embarassment of losing to Methuselah on a national stage?

I saw the Warrick / Jefferson collision, I was just wondering if anybody had any links to an online video of it. I’m surprised it hasn’t been spread on the net already as far as I can see. Thanks.

SeaTrojan: That was an ugly game indeed. Losing two OL starters on the same play would destroy nearly any team, and seeing yet another cornerback go down was scary too.. This one goes in the W column for USC though. and on this day of upsets that is something to be thankful for.

Three things,
the humanitarian is full of it, people that support "tOSU"should be castrated seriously noone else calls it tUF (the university of florida) or tUA (the Univeristy of Aladamnbama), and then yall can all wait for the coach Orgeron (tCO) to snap and kill all of you…. and the south will rise agian…

Uhh….could Kentucky at South Carolina on Thursday night determine the SEC East? Am I sitting behind William Shatner on a plane…and what the fuck is out there on that wing?

oc phil,

I agree. They have a few more weeks to “put it together” before the meat of their schedule begins. I am concerned that Carroll and Sarkisian still want to see if the offense can be like the ‘99 St. Louis Rams when, in reality, they have the ’82 Redskins offense. If they had just run the ball and passed to Fred Davis they would’ve won by 20.

#23

Tom, suck it long and suck it hard. No Crooming for the Cocks this weekend.

I think this is the only weekend when both TEXAS and FLORIDA lost at the same time. I think both Peter Bean and Orson should be on Anti- Depression meds. After watching Alabama spot FSU then try to come back in the last 2 mins-true to form- you guys can use my ‘script for Lithium,Prozac, Rohypnol, Xanax, Medicinal Marijuana, 2 sheets of blotter acid, bottle of ether, and a bottle of absinthe…… Make sure they arent doing the following:
—Making comments about being hopeless, helpless, or worthless
—Saying things like "It would be better if I wasn’t here" or “I want out”, like “I want out of the first half”
—Depression (deep sadness, loss of interest, trouble sleeping and eating) that gets worse, sleeping with fat women..
—A sudden, unexpected switch from being very sad to being very calm or appearing to be happy
—Having a “death wish,” tempting fate by taking risks that could lead to death, like driving fast or through red lights -or rewatching the Florida or Texas game again.
—Losing interest in things one used to care about..like football or sex, or sex w/ a football.
—Visiting or calling people to say goodbye
—Putting affairs in order, tying up lose ends, changing a will, standing up Tebow on your first date….

See if anyone you know exhibits this type of behavior after this weekend…phone lines are open….
Making comments about being hopeless, helpless, or worthless
Saying things like “It would be better if I wasn’t here” or “I want out”
Depression (deep sadness, loss of interest, trouble sleeping and eating) that gets worse
A sudden, unexpected switch from being very sad to being very calm or appearing to be happy
Having a “death wish,” tempting fate by taking risks that could lead to death, like driving fast or through red lights
Losing interest in things one used to care about
Visiting or calling people to say goodbye
Putting affairs in order, tying up lose ends, changing a will

Memo to Orson:

Tell Phil Steele to pound sand.

Too bad he can’t carry his defense.

How does it feel boys. I especially liked Byrum’s performance of the War Eagle chomp!!!!!! What goes around comes around…

1. — “USF now has a chance. Could this be a repeat of 1984?”

Well, no. Should it happen, USF will not have the luxury of playing a 6-5 team in a second-tier bowl game. We have that to be thankful for. They left the realm of the mid-majors the day they signed onto the Big East.

After years and years of talking about the Big Three here in Florida — and I’m a huge fan of one of the three — maybe it’s time to stop treating USF like our stupid kid brother. They are real, and they are dangerous.

firstly-buckeye v. badger game is in columbus first week of november i believe.

secondly- what we need is to construct the year so all bcs conference teams play one team from each bcs conference outside their own. this will allow us to actually see how good/shitty teams from conferences outside of our own actually are compared to when our respective team plays the same team in our conference who has played the team outside ours.

example….purdue plays kentucky….florida plays kentucky…can sort of rate purdue’s squad compared to florida’s based on results of the former game compared to the latter.

thirdly- thinking about the fact this will never happen will make my head explode all over the freaking place. if you’re not even in the same division (d 1-A v. former d-1AA) as someone…don’t f’ing play them…go play a bcs team instead…..atleast move the season up in august and add 6 to 8 team play off at end of season. that’s the only way shit like this will cease to occur.

Mark it down…..it doesnt matter if there is a playoff or a plus one or vote, the SEC will be the dominate force in any decision. Ohio State wasnt even close to being worthy of playing LSU in a bowl game, much less playing Fla and getting their asses handed to em in the Natl Championship game, hell Ohio State should have played Miss. State to even qualify. So here we are this yr, Michigan sucks, ND sux, and I am pretty sure Ohio State wil follow suit, so much so Michigan will probaly beat OSU, thus spreading the mediocrity theory much further into reality. Cal, USC, LSU…. looks like the only one undefeated will be the true #1, until they face a one loss SEC team, then they will get throttled again. “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

OSU matches up pretty well against Wisky. Wisky is absolutely terrible on defense, but pretty decent on offense. OSU has a stout defense, and a passable offense. Essentially, if OSU’s defense roughs up Wisky’s offense, I don’t think Wisky’s defense can stop the (admittedly mediocre) OSU offense.

Also, what the hell is going on? 5 top 10 teams lose, and of the 5 that win, only OSU and LSU win convincingly (even if they didn’t play that well). USC, Wisky, and Cal all struggled (against admittedly tougher competition).

Anyway, cue the SEC parity crying. If FLA were any damn good, they wouldn’t lose to fucking Auburn. The SEC is overgoddamnrated, and the PAC10 is clearly the best conference this year.

The South will rise again? You are an ignorant racist asshole. Oh, and the school’s actual nomenclature is The Ohio State University, dumbfuck.

Just got back from Athens. GO DAWGS!!! This is our year to finally beat Florida. A Third SEC crown is on the way for Richt!

How ’bout them Dawgs?!?!?!?!

For all of the my-conference is-better-than-yours guys and for all the transitive properties guys let’s put them together.

Auburn hosted and beat Kansas State late, a team that went on to handle Texas. Auburn then lost to USF in a game that neither team wanted to win, honestly. And the Bulls defeated West Viriginia.

So there’s a not bad non-conference slate. And, via the transitive property, a down Auburn team is better than this Texas, West Virginia and pretty much everyone Urban has ever fielded and so on.

Do you’re own school. I don’t care. At the end of the day Wofford > App State > Michigan > Penn State > Notre Dame.

Clearly Wofford and USF should meet for the national championship.

Except Wofford lost to NC State, who handled Louisville who fell to Syracuse. The Orangemen were beat by Washington, and the Huskies fell to USC.

So its USC and USF for the title anyway.

In conclusion: The SEC is still better than you.

Wisky gets no respect but keeps on winning with the nations longest win streak.

They have won their last 2 bowls against SEC teams as well (even though we just hear about OSU’s choke). Even though they squeak by the lower level squads, they rise up to the big challenges and win – the facts are clear.

rrrrrppppppptttttt………rrrrrpppppptttt……rrrrrpppttttuuuutttt….wwwwaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyaaaaaa….CHAINSAW, MUTHER FUCKER!!!! IT’S COMING.

1. - “After years and years of talking about the Big Three here in Florida — and I’m a huge fan of one of the three — maybe it’s time to stop treating USF like our stupid kid brother. They are real, and they are dangerous.”

Heed this mans warnings.

1. - OhioDawg,

Still a long ways to go with the Cocks out in front of you boys.

I loved waking up in my hotel, watching gameday, and seeing a “Lou Holtz 4 Prethadent” sign. Madison was INSANE. Essen Haus 5 Liter Beer. That is all thank you.