Comments on: JIM HARBAUGH WANTS YOU TO WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS

By: milo

milo — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:33:22 +0000

Speaking of Stanfurd and pee…

It’s half time at the Big Game. Fans go to the far reaches to find a bathroom. A Cal man is next to a Stanford man at their urinals. They finish and zip up. The Stanford man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Cal man immediately makes for the exit.

The Stanford man says, “At Leland Stanford Junior University they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate.”
The Cal man replies, “At Cal they teach us not to piss on our hands.”

By: Norman Spine

Norman Spine — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:38:40 +0000

At Stanford we wash our hands with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. Like everything else we do.

By: Junk Monkey

Junk Monkey — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:50:38 +0000

Jim Harbaugh is what would happen if Steve Stifler grew up to become a football coach.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:37:00 +0000

My office needs a:

“Flush the goddam urinal after you piss in it, you filthy fucking animal”

campaign

And, oh yeah, go buy some tickets or something. To anything.

By: eric y

eric y — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:25:26 +0000

Jay Whitlow says that if you want to see something really fucking nasty you need to stop over this weekend and see eric y’s fucking nasty stinky wife. She only takes a bath on the first of the month and that bath is not even something to brag about. She washes the family’s four dogs first in the bath water before getting in. And she spends 10 hours a day chopping up chickens in the damn chicken packaging plant. She has been know to come home from work with chicken feathers stuck up her assssss. Jay Whitlow can guarantee that eric y’s wife is the nastiest bitch on the planet. Sammie has run some kind of fuckin stat program on her ungody filth and he says he can prove that she is, indeed, a filthy, chickin-fuckin piece of shit.
jay whitlow and eric y

By: oc phil

oc phil — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:07:34 +0000

#19 I couildn’t view the picture you posted, but I have to wonder what kind of crack you are smoking if you don’t think the University of San Diego is a nice environment.

By: sb

sb — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:55:03 +0000

Damn, Orson…”spunk sprinkler”, like “dick mitten” made me spew my libation onto my keyboard. My secretary fuckin’ hates you as she is also my computer expert/cleaner.

Oh, and a dog scraping its ass across the carpet is called “Butt-surfing”. In case you wondered.

Martini time…Go Gators! Beat Auburn! See ya’ll if you’re in the Level 7 Suites.

By: J. Peterman

J. Peterman — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:27:13 +0000

Wash
Don’t Jam That Bar of Soap In Your Butt

-Leonard Washington

By: J. Peterman

J. Peterman — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:26:01 +0000

Remember These Two Things:

Use Wash Cloths
Don’t Jam The Bar of Soap In Your Butt

-Leonard Washington

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:15:02 +0000

#15: a healthy “What the fuck am I doing with my life now?” to you sir, especially when you have that 17th straight day of existing purely on caffeine, benzos, and malice! Congrats.

By: Native

Native — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:14:08 +0000

“I won’t even talk about the times you actually creep the hand down the asscrack, between the cheeks, and into the musty, toxic tortellini of the asshole itself for a 360 degree scouring of your filthy tailpipe.”

That, sir, is literature at its most desciptive. BRAVO!

By: doug in sf

doug in sf — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:07:39 +0000

Makes sense when you realize that in context, it is Stanford we’re talking about.

GO BEARS!

By: timfitz

timfitz — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:23:05 +0000

I saw a similar picture in the men’s washroom at the White Sox game. It was of Carlton Fisk, but I didn’t have enough balls to snap a picture in the men’s washroom.

By: Senore Bitey

Senore Bitey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:03:20 +0000

The absolute funniest thing I’ve read all week long.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:24:55 +0000

+100 Cocktails…best piece this week.

Now, I’ve gotta get back to dragging the caboose on the Persian rug…