Comments on: WILLIE WILLIAMS EATS THE EVIDENCE, BOOTED FROM CARDS

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:52:20 +0000

Steve Johnson did get pulled over (ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL) and did get charged with resisting arrest (CAUSE HE WAS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL). The charges have been dropped, Lexington Police have apologized, and I am about 82.5% sure the officer got suspended.

That said, Johnson is a large black guy with dreads, so it is pretty obvious he needs to be off the streets and is not all that different from Willie Williams who is a maniac and probably legally retarded.

By: Terry Lechecul

Terry Lechecul — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:38:01 +0000

I was in Spain this summer and its amazing the amounts of marijuana gardens you find on the rooftops and balconies of buildings in barcelona.

Its nice to come back home to the war on drugs hysteria.

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:44:03 +0000

he’ll, no he’s [hell].

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:43:04 +0000

If Williams follows in the footsteps of his namesake from the Miami Dolphins (Ricky), he’s camp for a year in SE Asia, study herbal healing on the west coast, try to get back into college football and end up playing in Canada. A suitable career track if ever there was one.

By: Techie

Techie — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:57:14 +0000

From the archives, it becomes apparent that Mr. Williams had a serous case of the munchies.

By: MiseanAuFan

MiseanAuFan — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:35:57 +0000

skullsuga,

Here’s some blurbs from Willie’s journal:

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/02/01/161637.php

By: skullsuga

skullsuga — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:48:27 +0000

It’s really depressing that the Miami Hearald has removed Willie’s recruiting diary from their website archives. I can’t even find it on web.archive.org. The prose of Mr. Williams was quite possibly the best insight into the mind of a legitimate sociopath i’ve ever read.

Also now waiting for the Willie Williams/Pacman Jones tag-team combo in TNA.

By: sheepman

sheepman — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:25:01 +0000

What a wonderful slice of poetic justice, for Williams to end up here…at a place where it is simply not humanly possible to get stoned enough to escape the nightmare that is Louisville football.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:18:23 +0000

Why isn’t Willy Williams doing Pro Wrestling yet?

By: karlhungus12

karlhungus12 — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:09:25 +0000

I believe Peanut is starting for UL. I heard his name called a few times the other night.

By: Fightin' Englishman

Fightin' Englishman — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:51:19 +0000

Too bad Marshall is no longer I-AA like in the good ol’ days of Randy Moss et al.

And, speaking of the Louisville D, what happened to blue chipper Peanut Whitehead? I thought he was going to be the next big thing.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:22:36 +0000

“Just curious, what would the fulmer cup award for actually trying to eat Marijuana? For some reason I keep thinking of that scene from Super Troopers.”

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

By: chris

chris — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:19:26 +0000

You are freaking out, man.

By: Halleck T.

Halleck T. — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:41:22 +0000

He’s already pulled over! He can’t pull over any farther!!

By: jon

jon — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:00:29 +0000

Uh, catfaninDC, not to be dick or anything, but didn’t steve johnson get booked for resisting arrest and outstanding warrants a couple weeks before the season? he seems to be in fine form on the field.

still, as a card fan, i’m thinking of my power animal in my cave of serenity while consuming massive quantities of bourbon. it can’t get worse, right?