Comments on: IN MEMORIAM: MARK MAY’S GOATEE, 2005–2007

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:16:09 +0000

‘Fess up: You got this idea from the back page of Esquire from a couple of months ago, right? My favorite was the obit for the “tramp stamp.”

By: Stubby

Stubby — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:34:46 +0000

The goatee is the new mullet.

And just like the mullet and pleated pants, it will take the douche bags another 10 years to realize they are out of style.

By: Bucky

Bucky — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 02:01:48 +0000

Someone please grab the clip of tonight’s halftime where Lou Holz picked the Cal/Oregon winner.

He picked Oregon’s QB: DICKIT

Rewound 4 times… it’s the only clear word he spoke.

By: Will

Will — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:42:48 +0000

#23 — that’s a bit like saying you can’t be the daddy because you used the rhythm method.

Transitive Football Herpes will now eat Cincinnati, and it is a shame too; we need someone to expose the Big Least as overrated

By: Two and Out

Two and Out — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:29:13 +0000

#19, Jones got out before the infection was transferred…he’s clean.

By: Jimer

Jimer — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:25:34 +0000

Did he cite taller wide receivers as the justification for the pick of mustache over goatee?

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:26 +0000

Im pleased that Erin Andrews is back in mid-season form after looking rusty in her first few outtings.

By: MiseanAUFan

MiseanAUFan — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:40:01 +0000

Goliard,

I think I saw a quick shot of it- doesn’t Rece Davis come over and hug him at the end?

By: Will

Will — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:56:14 +0000

How soon will Transitive Football Herpes infect Cinncinati, now that former Irish QB Demetrius Jones is transferring to the school?

You’d think that with things going so well (the first ranking since the Carter Administration), that Cincinnati would know better.

By: Blog Goliard

Blog Goliard — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:16:19 +0000

I suspect the goatee fell out of its own accord, from the shock of witnessing Lou’s touchdown dance on College GameDay Final.

(Did no one else see that? I expected 77 crazy people would have had it YouTubed by the end of the Hawaii game.)

By: juanmiguel

juanmiguel — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:39:45 +0000

Lou Holtz just compared USF to the bumblebee? What?

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:18:22 +0000

brian,

i was thinking the same thing…makes a white out look like fucking kindergarten.

By: eric y

eric y — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:06:19 +0000

eric y and jay whitlow are concerned over all of the accusations that this goatee has seen more than its share of time buried in the private parts of teammates. eric y and jay whitlow would like to know just exactly how the goatee got linked up with Stalin and Sammie.
eric y and jay whitlow are just glad the thing is gone.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:31:59 +0000

Boise is Stalinist Russia, look at those colors, every other section is wearing blue or orange…the coordination is outstanding.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:24:58 +0000

GASP!