Ragin’ Cajun Rebel sends us good tidings from last weekend’s South Carolina/LSU. According to him, this sign managed to stay up for one whole our before it came down.
We’d love to slip into easy mock-frat-boy mode here: yeah, brah, fucking tight! Yet, with our own susceptibility to dick jokes, we just can’t help but tip the sombrero to the DKE house. Well done.
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Tom says:
By the way, I love this site. Y’all are hilarious, informative, and easily the highlight of my day, considering I spend most of it in the Law School library. But why the urge to mock former/current fraternity members? In the Deep South, we certainly do not say such things as “brah” and “fucking tight!” Such ridiculous phrases are reserved from the gelled-hair, visor-wearing, Abercrombie-sporting “frat guys” from the North or the West. We did not, nor ever shall, condone such language/conduct from the fraternity men at Ole Miss. Hotty Toddy boys.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
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Dr. StrangeCock says:
Go ahead and laugh about our team now. But our Cocks are up and coming.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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Mr. Flibble says:
Does beating a cock…?
It depends on if the cock gets creamed.
Ba-dum-bum!
September 27th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
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GamecockTony says:
I don’t know if it counts as an “Afternoon Delight”.
Sometimes it passes as “work” for me, though.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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dudis41 says:
I wonder if the DKE “Afternoon Delight” theme party followed…
September 27th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Gonna grab my cock
Gonna hold it tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto’s always been
When it’s right it’s right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When your roommate’s over at his girlfriend’s place
And you don’t know just how long he’ll stay
Pop a porno in the player
Pull the shades down tight
Lookin’ forward to a little afternoon delight
Little KY on the palm
To make it feel alright
And the action on the screen is getting so excitin’
Splooge stream is in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
September 27th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Next team that beats USC will beat a Smelley Cock.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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tigercpa says:
#6 – I can picture Champ Kind with the Booooooo-wips on the last two lines.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Tricky Dick says:
Biggus Ruckus FTW!
September 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Walrus says:
So far this year at Alabama, the DKE’s have had signs saying “Bama’s bout to bust a NUTT” and “Make like Mick Vick and Murder some Dawgs.”
After Fran left for Texas A&M, they had a sign up that was something like “Fran, you may have moved to Texas, but your daughter’s flower will always live in Tuscaloosa.”
September 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
#7
The Smelley Cock will get Croomed.
#10
With their new house location, how can you miss it? Nice to see the DKEs haven’t changed a lick since my MBA days in the 70s.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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mp says:
#1 – you forget that most of the “frat guys” in gainsville probably are from the northeast
September 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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beta_gator says:
#1
Word.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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Eric says:
“I’m sure the Cock jokes never get old to South Carolina fans – nor do Oregon State fans pray daily that they had come up with a different name.”
-Lucious Pusey
September 27th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
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Laugh says:
The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Dan F says:
# 1
Yes, only frat guys from the North and West suck. The ones frm the south rule!!
Kind of like saying, the level of football is better in the south than the north and west…………oh wait.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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irishoutsider says:
Deltaaaaaaaaaaa!
September 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
I spent a number of childhood Saturdays at Parker Stadium in Corvallis watching the Beavers lose, and there never seemed to be anything funny about the nickname to me then. Of course, in the ’70s in Oregon there was no equivalent to today’s Carolina co-eds walking around with the letters “COCKS” on their shorts either.
Was it ever anywhere near that easy for kids who grew up around Columbia to totally miss the double entendre?
Eh, maybe it was just me. I was ever so innocent back then. Before I hit…ummm…thirty.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
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lawtool says:
I love lamp. I love desk.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
But not carpet?
September 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Beatuofa says:
#1 — so let me get this straight. All the obnoxious frat boy types are located solely on the other side of the Mason-Dixon line, whereas those in the deep South are all gentlemen and scholars that every woman wants to be with and every man wants to be like? Uh, riiiiiiight. Is this like the greek equivalent of the “SEC speed rulz!!!!” argument?
September 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
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Beatuofa says:
#16, Dan F–
Damn, I got busy at work. I knew I should have refreshed before I posted. Great minds, sir, great minds.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
i’m as big an sec homer as anyone…but frat boys everywhere tend to be heavy on the douche.
gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
It’s because they’re easy targets, like a finishing school for Dane Cook clones. And we thrive on easy targets.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
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reeeeeeeeeeeems says:
#21,
No, it’s more of the “Southerners don’t use hair gel or visit tanning salons” argument.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
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Tom says:
#21
Apparently, you missed my argument. I simply argued that a blanket statement concerning fraternity men contains no legitimacy, especially when phrases like “brah” and “fucking tight” are used in reference to the LSU Dekes. I said that such language is not used by fraternity men in the South, and I am correct. Also, some fraternity guys, whether in the South or not, may be terrible people. I admit that, but here’s another thing to think about: A lot of the independents whom wear all black, sit cross-legged on the Student Union steps, and complain all day about how the “frat guys” are such conformist tools are pretty miserable themselves. And while some of us may be obnoxious, particularly on Gameday, at least we aren’t wearing hair gel and black shirts. Do not try to engage in an argument with me. The South is clearly a better place to be on Fall Saturdays, due to our superiority in both football and fraternity men. You, Sir, are of far inferior intelligence than I am, and your inability to bring forth a substantial argument grounded in anything more than a weak attempt at sarcasm is pathetic. You may be riiiiiight, but I am correct.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Fraternity > Marching Band.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Skaggs says:
Whether you are in the North, South, East, or West, there are a lot of Frat Boys that are total douche bags and a lot that are good people.
I never felt the need to join one – I am good at making friends on my own and don’t feel the need to be told who I can and cannot hang out with.
Hook ‘Em Horns!
Go Irish!
September 27th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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Tom says:
28,
Good for you! You made a decision based upon what was best for you. However, that was not a decision that I, nor many other people, deemed best. Does that mean my decision to join a fraternity is any less meritorious than your choice to not join one? I think that would be applying a double standard, something normally frowned upon by our society. To imply the notion that people join a fraternity because they would not ordinarily be able to make friends on their own, and that they need to be told how to act and what to do, is to show your true ignorance on the condition of the fraternity system. I joined a fraternity for the same reason I played high school football: to be a part of something bigger and better than myself. I had to sacrifice individual wants for the greater good, and it made me a better man. I worked during college to help pay for my dues, and that by itself made me a better person. I made friends in high school without the fraternity, and I could have done the same in college. In fact, I had many friends beyond my fraternity, including many people that were Independents. The fact that some of my best friends in this world were in my fraternity does not make them any less of my friends. We went through difficult situations together, just like teammates in high school football, so we share a bond sometimes not formed in other developments of friendship. I do not question your motives for not joining a fraternity, so why do you feel the need to attack those of us who do as socially incompetent? Is it that you may be jealous? Because that’s what it seems like to me. And I always thought it was supposed to be the fraternity guys who were intolerant.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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Dane Cook says:
Tom, your argument is sooo fucking tight, bro! We should grab a chicken “sangwich” together.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
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Bonghit Gator says:
Jesus, Tom. Throw some double-spaces or indentations in those epic sons-a-bitches, bra.
September 27th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
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bamafanintigerland says:
ah, thats better then their previous 2 sheets I guess:
First one was something like:
Michael Vick, Derek Todd Lee is looking for a new cellmate.
Derek Todd Lee was a serial killer in Baton Rouge that killed a couple of co-eds a few years ago.
and after that
Hey O.J. I guess the glove fit after all.
September 27th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
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Bonghit gator says:
I am banned, apparently…
September 27th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
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Baby-faced Genius says:
That’s why I joined the biggest fraternity of all.. The Freemasons…dont worry, we’ve only began to dominate the world as you know it
September 27th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
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Out of Conference says:
#6 Biggus – that was funny as hell!
September 27th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
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Bonghit gator says:
My mistake, orson
September 27th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
Personally, I would have declined any offer from a fraternity on Marxist grounds.
(Groucho, not Karl.)
September 27th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
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Tom says:
Hey Dane, I hope you’re under sixteen years old, b/c any grown ass man that would refer to himself as another man is really, really pathetic. And bonghit, what an awesome name! Apparently, you smoke pot. What a rebel! What a badass! Get a job and cut your hair.
September 27th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
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The Duke of Wazzu says:
Airport restroom stalls : Afternoon delight
/Sen. Larry Craig (R-Dumb Fuck Land)
September 28th, 2007 at 12:10 am
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dapper says:
Wow, Tom sure is a smart frat boy.
Meritorious? Are you kidding me?
And yes, I think we all know what it means.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
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wilbur says:
#37 +1, sir. I also have Groucho Marx Syndrome.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:11 pm