LOLCFB: KRAGTHRP'D

by Orson on Sep 26, 2007 5:55 PM EDT

To close out a dreary Wednesday, what better than internet humor transposed to the pastime of your choosing? LOLCFB 4 U KTHX BAI.

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I guess I am getting old because I do not understand-where did I put that oatmeal

by Willet on Sep 26, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

i’m generally only a moderately into these…but the “eet on da run” one really struck me as funny for some reason.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 26, 2007 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

I keep wondering who stole Brandon Cox’s “bukkit.”

by Newspaper Hack on Sep 26, 2007 6:42 PM EDT reply actions

Bird Barrier! A leader in bird control! Or one could just keep a stock of starving death pelicans to take care of your pigeon problem.

by SmoothJimmyApollo on Sep 26, 2007 6:49 PM EDT reply actions

Please someone help me find out what the fuck I am looking at. Is this in some code, a riddle within a riddle? I can read “slang”. I am “down”, I’m “hip”.
The comedy in this looks like the captions on the pics are written by a 8 yr old girl. K Bai!

by Baby-faced Genius on Sep 26, 2007 6:57 PM EDT reply actions

Begin your quest for knowledge with:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcats

Then move to the classic:
www.lolcats.com

Then (if you have better luck finding it) seek out “lev nek lon”!

by Der Schatten on Sep 26, 2007 7:06 PM EDT reply actions

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

by Donnie on Sep 26, 2007 7:30 PM EDT reply actions

Cats = hilarious. CFB = eh, there’s potential… maybe.

by Tim on Sep 26, 2007 7:39 PM EDT reply actions

The Wiki article is immeasurably sage:

The name “lolcat” is a compound word formed from lol and cat.

by Holly on Sep 26, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions

AMATEUR YOUTUBE MUSIC VIDEO ALERT!!!

Deepsouthsports.com has linked to a wonderful new tOSU ‘rap’ video. It’s well worth everyone’s viewing and subsequent ridicule.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Cwn9hY108&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdeepsouthsports%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F

Stay classy Ohio.

by Warthen on Sep 26, 2007 7:56 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the knowledge Der Schattensteiner, I have to agree, althought I feel some Cats are smarter than some college football players, and I am sure many cats could score higher on the SAT than many of the athletes in these pics. Could we find a lolcat for Michael Vicks Town Hall Meeting please….

by Baby-faced Genius on Sep 26, 2007 7:57 PM EDT reply actions

thank god this made its return

by fife in the bay on Sep 26, 2007 7:59 PM EDT reply actions

I think I found the noise Marques’ fuck lion makes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964uCtgsDoE

by Der Schatten on Sep 26, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions

#5: you have to start with the cats, or it makes little sense. Of course, the lolcats themselves can have some amazing groaners.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128338532260781250iminurbocks.jpg

by Chuck on Sep 26, 2007 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

Usually I find these pretty stupid, but “eet on da run” was pretty funny.

by Sparkyjbd on Sep 26, 2007 9:15 PM EDT reply actions

Im in ur kichin
Stealin ur cheez
Makin sandwichs
kthxbye
-Tony Joiner

by Year2-Dave on Sep 26, 2007 9:38 PM EDT reply actions

if you haven’t seen the magnificent lolsecretz, enjoy.

http://lolsecretz.com

by jtw on Sep 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t get any of this, not even the part with the cats.

So, I guess it’s back to TV Land for me.

by Boston Frog on Sep 27, 2007 1:07 AM EDT reply actions

Soulja boy one is priceless but may escape most. That one is definitely the best.

by KevinFromNB on Sep 27, 2007 1:44 AM EDT reply actions

orson, do you remember craig tapley, the finance prof? if so, i just flunked his test and that went and got drunk’d. hooray for having the goal of making a 57 on every test and still getting a C in the class!

by swampchomp on Sep 27, 2007 2:39 AM EDT reply actions

http://www.lolcats.com/view/72/

Here’s a good one. PSFW.

“Dont mess with tha Titty kittaah xD!”

by MiseanAUFan on Sep 27, 2007 6:56 AM EDT reply actions

That “say hai to Mr. Bull” caption looks like the actual reading level of the guy holding the bull, which I think in this case is a little bit smarter than what a cat would think. I prefer my cats with intelligence..check out www.mycathatesyou.com .. if you like lolcats, this is the original form before it became warped and stoners took over the captions

by Baby-Faced Genius on Sep 27, 2007 8:27 AM EDT reply actions

The best one:
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2007/07/50

by Baby-Faced Genius on Sep 27, 2007 8:29 AM EDT reply actions

explanation on the “soulja” one, if it is the balls ?

by Scalz1 on Sep 27, 2007 8:50 AM EDT reply actions

Can we get some Michael Vick lolcats? or lolpitbulls?
something like a pic of Mike and a few dogs, with the caption saying
“Halp meh puleeze, i donnt like the wall sockit no more”

by Baby-Faced Genius on Sep 27, 2007 9:03 AM EDT reply actions

Some of the cat ones are funny, but a few pages into the cheezburger site pretty much cured me of the humor a while ago.

Unless it’s Jabba The Cat. Priceless.

by Allahver Fist on Sep 27, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions

This was in the Sun this morning… seems like it’s ripe for lolcatting in some way:

"(Tim Tebow) is not going to run through me. When he gets a feel of this club he isn’t going to want more problems."

Auburn DT Pat Sims, who wears a cast on his left hand to protect broken fingers

by panhandler on Sep 27, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

“Feelin da club” sounds like some sort of masturbation euphemism…

by tOSU_radar on Sep 27, 2007 9:39 AM EDT reply actions

@ #21 – I’m pretty sure that’s The Starter Wife from Ladies….

by GamecockTony on Sep 27, 2007 9:42 AM EDT reply actions

27 – Well, that’s it then. Tebow is going to run wild straight up the gut. It’s the Inverse Principle of Shit Talking.

Also, nothing makes me cringe more laugh harder than the internetese being superimposed onto pictures of anything.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 27, 2007 9:44 AM EDT reply actions

Huh, the strikethrough thing doesn’t work in comments. Fuck a duck.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 27, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions

- I’m with Scalz1 on probably needing an explanation if the Texas sideline team dancing youtube clip isn’t the explanation for the soulja.

by Out of Conference on Sep 27, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

Is that the BASIC language I used to make the hot-air balloon go across my screen on the ’ole Commodore 64? Anyone?

by Ltrain on Sep 27, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

These pics came from this site…

http://loljocks.blogspot.com/

And since someone asked for Vick:

http://loljocks.blogspot.com/search?q=vick

by Eric on Sep 27, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions

Ooops…I was wrong…they are EDSBS originals.

Still – LOLJocks is hilarious. “I can haz signing bonus?”

by Eric on Sep 27, 2007 10:31 AM EDT reply actions

@ 24.

Soulja boy is the new hip hop group dancing craze. The picture pretty much looks like one of the moves from it.

by KevinFromNB on Sep 27, 2007 10:59 AM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the “decipher code” links. I’m hopelessly uncool. Damn.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/82/Ceiling_cat_disapproves.gif

by Stockman on Sep 27, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Ahhh ….. I need to update my routines. I still do “The jerk” and “Brush my shoulders off”. I’ll be sure to check out TRL for some fly new moves.

by Scalz1 on Sep 27, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

Thank you. I am tragically un hip.
My idea of lol cats is when were were were little and we used to take a cat and and tie a………..um…….never mind.
Honestly, I though the pictures were posters made by the players in their art class.

by shovel pass on Sep 27, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions

that’s “when we were little”

unhip and studering.

by shovel pass on Sep 27, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

I’m lost on the Colt one. I b reeding ur blogz not gett’n da jokez

by nixforsix on Sep 27, 2007 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

Dennis Dixon can has cheezburger while playing Stanford.

by Tizoc on Sep 27, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Seeing as how I seem to be the only one, I am compelled to say that I found these funny.

Only problem is that now I think all cats speak ebonics.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 27, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

41: If you’re referring to the “itz mah happenin” picture, that’s Tyler Graunke, not Colt Brennan. Colt sat out the Charleston Southern game, and Tyler started.

I think the caption refers to Graunke looking like he’s tripping in that picture, and that he played like a total spazz for about the first three Hawaii possessions.

by Slap-Of-WAC on Sep 27, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions