CURIOUS INDEX: 9/26/07

Gravity hammers, eh? Halo 3 hits EDSBS.com. It’s a nerd juggernaut!

ah, the flat-earthers are sending links to EDSBS now…

From the Nebraska article:

We’re 3-1 and people are looking at it like we haven’t won," McKeon said. “They’re looking at us like Notre Dame, like we’re 0-4.”

ZING!

Awwww, yeah! Makin’ it rain wift duh Cackalacky Po-Po Pep-pa Spray!

Had to go Flash Gordo on us, did we?Hawkmen……….D—-I—-V—-E!!!!!!

I think running to the edge to neutralize players who defend the edge is sound logic. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to finish this absinthe.

Go, Flash, go!

Nice work getting a little more Queen posted on the down-low.

I like that Callahan is “visualiz(ing) and envision(ing) the opportunity to win a national championship.”

He sounds really smart.

Best of all, if he’s visualizing really hard, the national championship is already his! He just has to continue visualizing and claim it.

A brawl just isn’t a brawl without Lamar Thomas in the booth.

From now on, I want all my live sports commentary provided by Ray Hudson (soccer nerds say hell yeah) and Lamar Thomas.

Actually, I made this request last year, and somehow Brent Musberger is still on TV. Bollox.

I like that Callahan is “visualiz(ing) and envision(ing) the opportunity to win a national championship.”

He sounds really smart.

Best of all, if he’s visualizing really hard, the national championship is already his! He just has to continue visualizing and claim it.

Flash……ahhhh ahhhhh

On Monday Night Football this week the Saints were called “the Notre Dame of the NFL”. Hasn’t that city suffered enough?

ahhh Flash Gordon…. nothing funnier than midgets with swords….

unless it’s the gamey looking chick making like a cheerleader….yeeeech

I like A&T’s scoreboard, grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Corey McKeon has soaked up the spotlight the past three years at Nebraska and now he can’t take a little criticism, whaaaaaaaaa! If you think fans should happily accept one point wins at home against Ball State, go play somewhere else.

So, when the OBC loses to Croom at home Saturday, will he and Tubby be “croomed” at the end of the season?

Flash looks like like a right-handed Tim Tebow in that scene.

if you think bama/saban is the constant butt of jokes now…just imagine if coach fran and his parcellsian fupa were still in t-town.

FROM THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THE SITE WITH THE VIDEO AND PICTURES

DigitalHeadbutt said…

NC A&T: Y’all can’t come into the A.S. like that, jump on our midfield logo and expect to get away with it! Hell 2 da naw…

(I couldn’t have articulated it any better myself)

A&M should fire Coach Fran right now. What a moron. What is he thinking? A&M has a 280-pound monster of a running back but they don’t want to run him because of a couple of DLs on a Miami team that got scorched for 51 points against OU? It makes me mad and I don’t care about A&M. That has got to be the dumbest thing a coach has ever said. “Our gameplan was to not use our best player.” Brilliant~!

That Nebraska article made me dislike the whole team. It always comes back to UConn but the local media was asking the players here how they feel about being disrepected, called the worst undefeated team in the country, etc. The response? Fuck ’em, who cares, we need wins. Then over in Lincoln, at a one-time superpower, the players are crying. You think Tom Osbourne would have time for this shit?

Someone want to translate that for me?

Nebraska’s defensive rankings:

Total: 99th
Pass Eff: 43rd
Total: 75th:
Scoring: 74th:

Golly gee willikers, and the fans are upset. Whodathunkit?

Apparently there are a lot of Husker fans that don’t have children. And wear blackface.

If Nebraska wants to impress they should stampede cattle – through the Vatican. Kinky!

I’m disappointed that Orson hasn’t noted the really, really, really, smart UGA fans that were chanting “We want Florida” Saturday night. As Gators— we’re well aware of what happens when you do that— see- 1985— the chant was quite loud after the beatdown of Bo “Take me out of the Game Pat” Jackson and Auburn— and the Dawgs rolled into the Gator Bowl and beat us like a #$%damn drum. Those Georgia fans are almost worthy of a “real men of genius” designation.

I’m so tired of you people constantly downgrading Coach Franchione.

Parcellsian fupa….that’s funny and wrong. It just rolls off the tongue like a physics term. Nicely done.

Flash reminded me of another great QB that excelled in times of trouble…The great Houston Nutt who models his coaching off of Flash’s performance because he is a winner and a fighter. Flash also exhibited proper 3point pressure on the ball so he didn’t fumble. He must not have been thinking about credit cards.

Jesus H Christ. When me and my friend were like 14 we rented the original Flesh Gordon. That shit is fucked up/hilarious. I think this must be the sequel from the 80s. Too funny.

…hmm or not. But the Flesh Gordon NC17 thing Im refering to looked exactly like this.

What are your qualifications, son?
“Rape, murder, arson, rape.
Wait – you said rape twice.
“I like rape.”

“NOW GO DO THAT VOODOO THAT YOU DO SO WELLL!!!”

#4: There actually is a Cackalacky hot sauce.
http://www.cackalacky.com/
 It is pretty good, though, and not that hot, so if they sprayed it, A&T and Central might have started licking one another, which would be a new wrinkle in the footbrawl script.

Off topic, but I wanted to point out that Free Shoes has reinstated Geno Hayes for the Bama game. For wrangling with a cop and getting tasered bro, they only suspended him for the bye week. Hey, its not like he shot the President, right?

I wonder how that works? Does that mean he was precluded from lifting weights in the weight room? Was his punishment that he can’t watch film with the team? WTF does that mean, please tell me St. Bobby?

I can’t wait to see what the punishment will be when one of the FSU players actually shoots the President.

Do the crime, do the climb.

“Hell 2 da naw”

Just added it to my list of work place phrases.

Flash gordon? wow man. just, wow.

Also, I guess The only way for ND to win 9 games this year is by winning out and winning their bowl game. Here’s to hoping that happens. I think we’ll beat Purdue though.

Either Callahan or Franchione would make a terrific coach for the London Sillynannies, though.

Ok, -1 for anyone who uses “Wow. Just wow.” or “Slow clap”.

Starting…………..NOW.

Banners flying over RRS with Fire Nutt on them?

Are these people Nutts?

By the looks of things on razorbacktalk.com they just might be smarter than we gave them credit for. Extreme? Maybe. But since when is losing cool? F-it. Go Hogs! (or whatever they say)

I like Fran’s strategy…wear out Miami’s DEs by forcing them to constantly run into the backfield to tackle your ball carriers.

Now, if he could only make the game 6 quarters long…

Corey McKeon spent 30 minutes at the press conference yesterday being the sad clown and talking about how it’s hard for him to go to class now because people are looking at him wondering WTF is going on. Uhh, dude? Nebraska gets more people to attend their spring game than a lot of schools get for regular season games. You as a senior should be EXPECTING this kind of attention by now. Suck it up.

Ok, -1 for anyone who uses "Wow. Just wow." or "Slow clap".

Starting…………..NOW.

Can I add:
—spit my drink on the monitor
—you owe me a new monitor
and other variations? Are there really that many people out there who are constantly drinking while reading the internet and then spew through their nose/out their mouth? Do we really have that much trouble ingesting liquids?

If Parcells is The Big Tuna, can Charlie W be the Big Fupa?

I often miss my mouth entirely when trying to ingest liquids. Don’t even get me started on my swallowing problems.

I just shat all over my motherboard.

Allahver, good stuff.

Cory McKeon may have a little sand in his vagina, but it’s his giant floppy dick that has him looking slow and constantly out of position.

At least that’s what Bo Ruud told me.

As someone who was present in the visitor’s section in Lincoln on Saturday, I’m too busy trying to get the phrase “nine minutes left, up by nine, with the ball” out of my brain to spend any time feeling sympathy for Nebraska’s players getting grief for winning a game in which they were outplayed from start to finish…

Husker fans can cheer themselves up knowing that we Ball Staters are going to be kicking ourselves for years for letting that one get away…

(All that said, the folks at Lazlo’s in the Haymarket were tremendously nice to us after the game…)

Arkansas could use a great passer like Flash right now…

Mike Gundy + Coors commercials = this

MTXE, bitches!

Man Teets, eXtra Estrogen

Papa Lou BSU, hope you tried the lavosh at Laslow’s. Even though the “Blackshirts” were pathetic, credit must be given to Nate Davis, he’s good.

Didn’t try the lavosh. The salmon burger, however, was delicious. Also sampled the house-brewed ESB, which ended up being a flavorful way to drown our Cardinal-red sorrows.

Was going to try a Runza, but after a morning filled with tailgate cocktails and the heartburn-inducing ending, I was afraid it would give me the runs-a. (Yes, I came up with that pun all by myself. Yes, I’m 11 years old).

I love how Danny Nutt’s brain stem just decides whether or not to bleed at will.

That’s the most infuriating part of the Nutt situation right now. The fake retirement of Danny Nutt. The reason given is that his brain stem is bleeding again. OK. Then he needs another operation to stop it. It doesn’t just stop on its own, as his miraculous recovery would have you think.

Then again, maybe my fucking prayers have been working on him. THE POWER OF JESUS IS ALIVE.

#39, absolutely, taking a shit on your motherboard excluded ;)

While we’re at it, -1 for all posts asking where their Wednesday Mustache or Friday Cheesecake is. Even if you add “motherfucker” at the end, you’re still just taking up space.

All hail late 70’s synth rock!

Just wondering: does EDSBS have to pay Harvey Korman residuals for his innumerable appearances, or is that all gratis?

“As someone who was present in the visitor’s section in Lincoln on Saturday, I’m too busy trying to get the phrase "nine minutes left, up by nine, with the ball" out of my brain to spend any time feeling sympathy for Nebraska’s players getting grief for winning a game in which they were outplayed from start to finish…

Husker fans can cheer themselves up knowing that we Ball Staters are going to be kicking ourselves for years for letting that one get away…"

The only reason you were in the game from start to finish, is that 4 years ago we had an idiot hire an idiot, who hired an idiot, who hired assistant idiots. If not for that, we would have killed you.

So basically, they were in that game because your program is now mediocre as a direct result of your own mistakes?