OSU 3RD STRING QB ARRESTED FOR STREET LOVE
by Orson on Sep 25, 2007 10:57 AM EDT
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PrintContext is everything. We know, for example, that it's likely that the first available photo of Antonio Henton the local station could find once they found out he'd been arrested for attempting to contract a little street lovin' for himself on Monday night was a crappy old team program photo of dubious quality. It is, in fact, a photo so bad it resembles a mugshot photo taken after the arrest.
I-O! H-O! If we do this, that is.We also know that Henton wasn't arrested wearing shoulder pads. However, our imagination has the habit of attempting to make the world more interesting than it actually is, and in this case it's rolling the tape in our heads of Antonio Henton, standing on a street corner in cleats and pads, trolling for rental pussy in full Ohio State regalia and yelling about somebody needing to put the "H-O" in "Ohio" before his 10:00 p.m. curfew--which, by being arrested at 8:30 p.m., he was clearly not violating.
(A note to the ladies: a man who wears his shoulder pads to bed is damn serious about sixty minutes of full-contact action, ladies. This being the Big Ten, that would be a pounding run up the middle 60 times a game for two scores or so...which ain't bad.)
UPDATE!!!BULLETBULLETBULLET!!! Charges dismissed!
UPDATE!!!! BULLET X 4 File accidentally closed--new file open, charges NOT dropped, prostitution jokes may resume.
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You mean that does not only happen at Notre Dame?
by oc phil on Sep 25, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions
Man..you guys are quick…didn’t think you would be working this early…Stupid mistake..worst part is that he was about to take over the #2 position…OSU kept their nose clean for a while but all good things come to an end.
by Naplesbuckeye on Sep 25, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
Do we really know that he wasn’t in his jersey and shoulder pads? Maybe he thought that’d get him a discount in Columbus.
by Beatuofa on Sep 25, 2007 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
“This time, you wear the shoulder pads.”
by RaginCajunRebel on Sep 25, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
if its big ten lovin’ then itd probably go like this:
ton of hype
numerous fumbles
both sides disappointed at the end
by hugh mcsnatchercraft on Sep 25, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
Big Ten’s gettin’ randy this week. Though what kind of country do we live in where you can’t fuck in a public restroom and receive a reasonably priced blowjob without the police fucking up your shit? Man, FUCK the po-lice.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 25, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
Why now, Antonio? THIS WAS YOUR WEEK TO PLAY!!!
by Brewster Crew on Sep 25, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
I can’t believe the 3rd string qb at the countries 2nd largest school can’t find a whore on campus…man things have changed in 10 years.
by Naplesbuckeye on Sep 25, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
The Big Ten Ain’t Nothing To Fuck With.
\weak, I know.
by That 5.0 Guy @ Work on Sep 25, 2007 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
This being the Big Ten, that would be a pounding run up the middle 60 times a game for two scores or so…which ain’t bad.)
Not bad, but slow and boring.
by MiseanAuFan on Sep 25, 2007 11:19 AM EDT reply actions
It’s been a great two year run without any fodder for the Fulmer Cup. If a 20 year old being horny on a Monday night is OSU’s worst offense … I can live with that.
Oddity on the Franklin Country arrest report, though, which is online. Birthdate and weight do not match Henton’s profile in the media guide, and the residential address of the person arrested is miles away from campus.
by D on Sep 25, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
What worries me most is that he was trying to get a woman at the corner of 6th and High St. He’s a block north of the gayest community in Columbus and a block south of the “ghetto-est” place near campus. There’s nothing near that place except a Kroger!
by Rob on Sep 25, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Between this story and the one from Madison, all I can think of is the sound of steel drums. Damn you, Joe Francis…
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 25, 2007 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
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In regards to Antonio taking over the #2 position… I must have missed it in the details, or perhaps you have some insider information, but nowhere did they go so far as to say he was in the market for a “Cleveland Steamer.” Was that to receive or provide?
I guess that is just how you roll in C-bus.
by skinnyphatman on Sep 25, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Henton should have done like the 2nd string QB Schoenhoft and just hit random frat parties around 17th avenue for bitches, I recognized him last weekend and called him out, but I guess he goes under the alias of “Steve.” Clever moniker, sir.
by thegreatshocka on Sep 25, 2007 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder why he couldn’t just have gone to the library like everyone else in Columbus.
by DC Trojan on Sep 25, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
Saddest thing of all is that with all the FREE SNATCH available on campus, he is even near a pro. Have times changed since 1979? Are there no more horny, nubile, pretty, young, supple hardbodies that are giving it away? If you can’t get laid in college without a fee, I don’t want to live in that world.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 25, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
I pretty sure I saw Steve Rehring at the Little Bar on North Campus Saturday with a not very hot girl, but hey, he is 340 lbs. I remember 2 years ago when I saw AJ Hawk, Bobby Carpenter, Nick Mangold and Justin Zwick at Panini’s on High. Holy shit were them some big ol boys. And AJ Hawk might be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen with girls constantly around him.
by bhors on Sep 25, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me. This guy can’t get laid by some random hose bag on campus. What the fuck is college coming to? Christ sakes, I went to college during the aids scare and people were getting laid left and right. Not to mention he is a D1 football player. WTF?
by shovel pass on Sep 25, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
jim delaney was sooooo ready to put this on the big ten network “after hours” too.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 25, 2007 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
From the linked NBC4I story:
“Officials told NBC 4 that Henton tried to pay an undercover police officer $20 for sex.”
Not only was he looking for a hooker, he wanted one on the cheap?
by Brad Warbiany on Sep 25, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
Plead not guilty. Case dismissed.
http://www.fcmcclerk.com/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.o_case_sum?3532052
by D on Sep 25, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
Urban Meyer thinks this is too harsh:
“It’s a great dissapointment for our Buckeye football family and we are very concerned for Antonio. We want to help him utiliz any available resources, including counselng, to deal with any problems and seek solutions. Antonio is keenly aware of the standard we have for ourselves, and that makes this even more disappointing. Antonio will not lose any academic privileges as an Ohio State student, but he will certainly be suspended indefinitely in terms of his athletic privileges. Specifically in the short term, he will not be traveling with us to Minnesota this weekend.”
-JT
I love this man. Tressel gets it. Immediate action.
by tOSUBuckeyes on Sep 25, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
- - I’d gather Henton’s defense attorney advised the not guilty plea, knowing the county prosecutors would sooner dismiss the case than spend the next three months explaining an undercover prostitution sting operation that netted a 3rd string OSU QB standing in front of a White Castle w/ $20 in his pocket.
by D on Sep 25, 2007 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
Poor kid works his butt off for a major athletics program and he can only afford $20?
Yet one more reason college athletes should be paid.
by JasonS on Sep 25, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
All of this could have been avoided if Henton had a fuck lion.
by DevilGrad on Sep 25, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Good thing the police intervened when they did. They saved the kids life.
The “pro” split time in college between the SEC and Pac-10.
It was a massacre waiting to happen. Good thing he didn’t run. It would have gotten even more embarrassing when she sacked him for a safety.
by gindole on Sep 25, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
$20 for sex? I think that the NCAA should investigate this discount as athlete favoritism.
by heath on Sep 25, 2007 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
Go ahead, mock the Big Ten. Just realize this guy is from SEC country – Georgia. I guess he hasn’t spent much time up north and was just impressed to see a woman with teeth, and felt the need to try and get him some.
by Beardguy on Sep 25, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
- Good call. I guess that comment was a little telling on my end.
Please revise to 3 feet and a cloud of lust.
Sorry homies.
by Jimer on Sep 25, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently the charges are NOT dismissed.
The original docket had a clerical error so it was closed.
A new file was immediately opened. We shall see…
by osu fan in c-bus on Sep 25, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
I need to find this kid. He has a few lessons to learn from me on how to get dates.
by Senator Larry Craig on Sep 25, 2007 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Charges not dropped – a new file is open on Franklin County website – http://www.fcmcclerk.com/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.o_case_sum?3532338
by Jeff at The BBC on Sep 25, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
1. New chant: O-H-Hi-Ho!
2. Video from the actual arrest! Just watch him talk up the ladies.
by Cookie Monster on Sep 25, 2007 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
A Michigan fan here…..
Not gonna rag on you guys for this one. This is BS. Any college football player should be allowed to fuck whoever he wants on campus. How much money and fame do these kids bring to the school. This kid wanted some snatch. No crime in that. And he was pretty much set up. As for sweater vest, gotta love how he slimes his commentary in.
by JMD on Sep 25, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Can you blame him? Even undercover hooker hoes are more attractive than your average cowlike OSU coed.
by tim in tampa on Sep 25, 2007 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
#47, I totally salute you. LOLed like crazy.
by Johnny Drama on Sep 25, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t blame him as he was only trying to get some “extra” playing time being he’s third string and all.
by I piss Maize and Blue on Sep 25, 2007 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus, Tim, I take it you’ve never been to the OSU campus. They’ve got the hottest chicks of any school in the Big Ten, that’s for sure. Doesn’t compare to the babes in Georgia and Florida though.
by OComeAllyouFaitful on Sep 25, 2007 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Can someone please PhotoShop those lines in the background … the ones that tell you the perp’s height?
Sadly, I just returned from a business trip to Tampa and need some cheap laughs.
by DHC on Sep 25, 2007 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus, Tim, I take it you’ve never been to the OSU campus. They’ve got the hottest chicks of any school in the Big Ten, that’s for sure.
I have spent a good amount of time on OSU’s campus, and I stand by my words.
I’ll take Wisconsin.
by tim in tampa on Sep 26, 2007 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
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