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Ow! My eyes!

The photoshopped fresco! My eyes!

(Y’know, it’s hard to say with certainty with that white nightshirt in the way…but man, talk about not measuring up to the Bear.)

You would think the AD would be smart enough to buy up all the possible URLs before the hiring. WTF Mal? Do you own a computer?

I wonder if this guy realizes that thanks to the magic of a no buyout clause contract firing Saban would still fleece the university and leave their budget so low for another coach they couldn’t afford Mike Dubose’s Millsaps salary.

I wonder if this is run by the same guy who Saban called out for calling coaches to complain in the middle of the night.

Geez….

Either this is a farce site by some SEC rival fans or the mouth-breathing contingent of the Bama Nation sure didn’t take long to surface once Bama had a loss!

From what I’ve seen, all the Bama fans are still 100% behind Saban and any of them with any sense knew we’d finish something like 8-4 this season. Hell, most folks were just glad to see the Tide come back in the second half and take the Dogs into OT….

What happens if Auburn clubs ‘Bama again this year? He didn’t exactly own the Tigers when he was at LSU.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that this was not done by Bama fans. First and foremost, no one would put a picture of the Bear like that on a website. It’s blasphemous.

Also, though, don’t those stats on the page look strikingly similar to what au and lsu fans (and tosubuckeyes poster) have been ranting about for months? I agree with Tarpon. Someone should have anticipated this happening.

My understanding is that the AD DID try to buy them all up, but this one was already owned by a Dolphin fan… not sure if it’s still being run by him or not.

THE SABAN will blame it on the media. Say he doesn’t have time for this shit and go back to Baton Rogue. (Especially if he loses to Auburn).

yeah…this is not the work of a bama fan. good point about the dolphins. if not that i’m guessing baton rouge or opelika county.

the video on the other hand i pure genius. no employees of the opponent allowed near the drunken frat boys.

If you work for/cheer for the opposing team and you walk under our frat section… well, the result of that is just evolution doing its thing.

While I’m no fan of Saban, I hope this site isn’t legit. I mean, has a ’Bama coach besides Gene Stallings gotten any real support since The Bear?

No real Tide fan would even entertain the idea of this site. It looks like the work of tosubuck.
He is Saban’s Lee Harvey .
Dillusional and bored.
Maybe even a communist.

what a douchebag…he even used a proxy. Dollars to donuts it’s tOSU!

Most coaches get real support. The Tide faithful bought Coach Fran’s bull$#it hook, line & sinker, it’s one of the reason’s why we were so crazy mad when he bolted for A&M. Though most people won’t admit it now, Shula still had mad support until the 4th loss to Auburn, and even then most thought he should get another year.

Damn. 12 beat me to it. +1 to you, sir.

#14

i’ll admit it. i wouldn’t trade back now, but i absolutely thought mike shula would get and maybe even deserved one more year.

Actually someone already traced the domain. It’s registered to—surprise, surprise—a big Miami Dolphin supporter.

Not only a big dolphin supporter, but -SURPRISE- Mr. Mark F. Rigsby lives in Knoxville, TN. Bush league vols.

BTW: my halfass apologies to tOSUbuck, but he has earned the lifetime acheivement award in Saban-hatin’ so it wasn’t THAT unthinkable.

I don’t have time for this shit.

shocked….. no way I was wrong.
But a Dolphin is no suprise.

Need fresh new way to
Say Coach Saban doesn’t have
Time for this bullshit.

So I resorted to haiku format.

Yes, but no one argues that Saban’s record isn’t pedestrian.

What is Mark F. Rigsby doing with his life?

Holy shit – someone used all of my material. Someone has sat back and gathered all of my research on the overrated, over hyped Saban.

Honestly, that is not my site, but 100 cocktails to the owner.

If it were my site, I would include the fact that Saban won 1/2 of NC without having to beat a conference champion and 1 of his 2 SEC titles came in a year where he lost 3 conference games…reckon the SEC was down a little that year?

The bottom line is that Saban has a product to sell – it’s called the Nick Saban Guide to Success (just read his book) and he has packaged that product nicely around his accomplishments while at LSU (I contend that a fertile recruiting area and the SEC being down had just as much to do with his success).

Nick Saban is a salesman – he is no different that coach Fran (just take Fran and add 1/2 of a MNC and a couple of cheap SEC titles).

Nick Saban was out coached by Mark Richt, period. Richt was on the road, had a younger team, had some key injuries, a younger QB, a questionable secondary, and was ranked 22nd.

Truth be told, if #86 catches any one of those 4 drops it’s a totally different game. If the DB doesn’t commit an unnecessary PI on 4th down, Bama never ties the game.

I hate to tell you this Bama fans, but Saban is not what the Media and everyone else has built him up to be…of course those building him up are either Bama fans or people who are friends of his.

Bama has not even faced a legitmate team yet. And Saban is 1 play away from 2-2.

nice work, Jimer.

1. Do you HAVE to use the name “tOSUBuckeyes”?

Wouldn’t a name like “H8Saban” or “BamaSucks” really suit you better? I have no problem at all with what you say or your right to say it, but by using that name you drag tOSU and the Big 10 into all sorts of fights here that they don’t need to be in. It would be nice if you kept your issues with Alabama & the SEC personal without constantly dragging the Buckeyes into it.

1. Amen. Our guys can’t even handle renting a hooker for the evening, let alone beat an SEC team.

21:
Hmmm, pedestrian?

Guided Toledo to a winning record his first season as a head coach. Took over an underacheiving Spartan team that had sanctioned itself, and in the previous four years had their best record at .500. Rebuilt them, and got them to 10-2. Then took over a moribund LSU squad that was behind the Mississippi schools…Nat’l Title.

Yeah, real pedestrian.

Yeah. And then Saban made up the rules to the BCS and made sure his team played a non-conference champion!

Then lost to Georgia, who despite all their problems was a preseason #13 team. Yeah they must have no talent! And Alabama was like absolutely loaded with talent at all positions-no walk-on RBs starting at safety or a former WR starting at OLB….

please, Alabama fans know what we are getting with Saban. Sort of like the Tressel joker at Ohio State who I contend has a fertile recruiting area and the Big Ten has perhaps 3 good teams in it a year….but his product of sweater vests is not as sexy. Hell he could only win a National Championship with the ref’s help.

Do you guys honestly think this site was started by UA fans? Give me a break.

#25

bama is also one play away from being 4-0 you fucking halfwit.

The website may not be run by a Bama fan, but that picture was originally created by Bama fans and used in posts on IntraWEB football sites.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that P. Finebaum had this registered and one of his caldron stirring minions post the material.

hint an underling at the finescum radio network

1. Bama is also one play away from being 2-2. Just sayin’

This is pretty transparent…

http://firecoachnicksaban.com
points to
http://web.mac.com/markfrigsby/iWeb/Site/Welcome.html
the owner of which is also the owner of
http://web.mac.com/markfrigsby/iWeb/FLAM/Welcome/Welcome.html
a quick google search shows that their is a Mark Rigsby that is a part of ‘fight for manhood’, as we see by his myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=220004655
and on which we see that he is a vol

So there you have it, a Vol fan wants to fire Nick Saban.

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Classic. These guys won’t be satisfied until they pull the mummified remains of Bryant out of his masoleum, throw a houndstooth hat and a headset on him, and prop him up on the sidelines. Between Bama and Arkansas life in the SEC will never get old.

And Uf is one or two plays from being 3-1, just saying.
See how that works.
The big ten is just one team from actually having ten.
My aunt is just one dick from being my uncle.
You are just one drunk girl from not being a virgin.
I can go on for days, this is fun.

Charkie Murphy- Nice, some people just need it explained in relative terms.

Someone just stirring the pot with the site; no big deal.
Bottom line: a Saban coached Bama is infinitely better than a Shula/Price/Fran/Dubose coached Bama. No question about it. We actually look like we know what we’re doing out there (exception noted on the 1st drive of Jawga game).

I actually had a few UGA fans tell me the game shouldn’t have been that close. They are right. If JPW hits 30% of the missed passes to wide open WRs we win easily.

I love this shit. Yeah, and if ole Tripp Chandler catches 30% of the passes that hit him in the hands / chest / face Bama fans wouldn’t have been forced to later shower the field in liquor bottles cause that shit would have been in the bag before the big spoon threw that beautiful beautiful ball in OT.

There is no doubt that Saban is a step up from Fran – the Gil Gunderson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recurring_characters_from_The_Simpsons#Gil_Gunderson)
of college football – but lets not backtrack from days of yore – the Sistine Bear is indeed Bama’s impression of their new coach, who’s power derives from God, who passed it to the Bear, who now passes it to Saban – all other attempts to do so be damned. The song will change when Bama beats LSU . . . and locks down the west . . . right? Cause you’re still counting on that one . . . right?

Anyone who doubts the position of SEC football in the firmament needs to watch that video again, because that my friends, is insanity.

Once again, rival fans bring up “the Bear” and rant on and on about how obsessed Bama fans are with him.

In Bama, Bryant is history. We’re proud of it but it was long enough ago that we are ready to move on.

We have a new coach who at the very least has some idea of how to run a major program.

For the record, we supported Shula despite all logic up until the end.

Fran had great support but bolted because the NCAA left the door open to come back with more sanctions and he knew that seven future NFL lineman had just graduated and he might have to work harder.

Mike Dubose blamed God for the loss to Tennessee on national television. What fan base would have supported that for another year?

Gene Stallings stepped down after a helluva run, unfortunately in the wake of NCAA violations involving $100 and a signature on a napkin. (Ahem, NCAA free house at USC, nevermind.)

Bill Curry couldn’t take the heat, left to become the highest paid coach in college football, att he time, at Kentucky and never amounted to anything.

Ray Perkins? I don’t even know b/c that was a loooong time ago.

39 – I don’t get it. What has Bama done that they didn’t do a year ago? Outside of not quite giving the game away again against Arkansas it’s been remarkably similar. Blowout win against awful team, victory over Vandy, tight game that came down to the closing seconds against Arkansas and a tough loss to a good team (this time at home instead of on the road). Saban may or may not win a West title before he bolts, but you guys overpaid.

First off- Charlie Murphey: nice.
Secondly- if anyone in Tuscaloosa was smart enough to a) create a website and b) compile all of those stats, then I will shit an upside-down umbrella- open.
Thirdly- If anyone in the world- ESPECIALLY THE SEC- thinks that Alabama fans aren’t vindictive and fair-weather enough to turn this quickly, or if you think that they’re not jsut fucking batshit crazy, check out this family: http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070323/fans.shtml

The whole fanbase in question has lost their collective minds, especially since 99% of them have never attended a game, not to mention never been to any college, let alone the University of Alabama.

If Fran was such a bad coach at bama, then why were the fans not happy to see him go?

1. - good question. I think while the record may currently be the same the actual play of the team is the difference. If you watched every singe game over the past 4 seasons, you would know that we never got better during a single game/season. It appeared no adjustments were made and thus the second half always went to the opponent. Additionally, games against “weaker” foes were not given. If Shula was still coach, we would have needed a 4th quarted TD by the defense to secure a 24-13 win over Western Carolina.

This season the team is improving and has not given up in the 4th quarter (see Ark and UGA). No realistic fan thought we would run the table this season, but I think 8-4 will be a solid 1st season for Saban after the previous decade of debacles.

1. - 30% of 3 would be 1 completion and I don’t think that would have drastically changed the game.

36

Hey, it works for FSU.

@36 – I almost sprayed my monitor with coffee after that one! Nice!

Crabs-

Fran wasn’t a bad coach at Bama.

41

If memory serves me right, Perkins took the HC job at Tampa Bay. He was not fired.

Curry replaced him, which caused the older alums like my cousin (played for Ears Whitworth – the worst HC in Bama history) & uncle to have a fit. They hated North Ave Trade Skool (aka GT) FAR WORSE than AU-barn.

I meant 38

Hey it works for FSU.

(because Bowden has been dead for 8 years)

As a Bama fan, I want to say a few things

I think Stallings was a great coach and have grown to think even more highly of him as the years pass

Dubose sucked. I consider him the worst coach in Alabama football history because he is the Genesis of our misery.

I supported Franchione. I thought he would have been a good coach at Alabama, but he is a low life son of a bitch for asking his players to stick with Alabama…then he bolts. Thats horrible, karma is a bitch Fran.

Price doesnt count.

Shula i supported, even through the bad play calling…up until the Miss St game. Even in our 10 win season, his playcalling after the Florida game was pretty terrible.

Saban has our full support. Honestly, I care more about Saban’s ability to bring in great athletes and the perception of his coaching than the actual job done, because you win with Jimmys and Joes, not Xs and Os.

Does anyone on here like tOSU or does everyone pretty much think he’s an ass? He’s always trying to start shit with Bama fans. I’m almost certain that Bear Bryant had sex with his mom or something. Why would someone be so bitter about one fanbase? I file a motion everyone to just ignore him in hopes that he’ll run off and count his marbles or whack off to an A.J. Hawk poster or something.

Orson

It’s already Wednesday, and there hasn’t been one comments section devoted solely to UA/FSU AU/UF shit talking. This kind of opportunity does not present itself often! This kind of post could easily reach 200 comments if there are any FSU posters on here

Semenhole fans are more likely to throw shit than talk shit these days.

I’m gonna shit in your mouth.

Wash yer hands, Nolie, and go git yer shine box.

no comment necessary

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#30

Back the truck up just a second. First of all, Ohio State beat Miami fair and square. There were tons of bad calls in that game and uncalled PI against Miami enabled OT in the first place. Regardless, the defending NCs had the ball First and Goal from the 3 and we stopped them on 4 downs to win the game.

As to any comparisons between Saban and Tressel, there really isn’t any. Tressel has won a total of 5 National Championships in both 1A and 1-AA (in the playoff system); he has 2 14-0 seasons, he took a 2 star athlete and turned him into a Heisman winner.

But more importantly, Tressel is not a Salesman selling a product. He is an educator and a coach. Tressel bleeds Scarlet and Gray and he loves the state of Ohio. Him and his family have donated over 1 Million Dollars combined to Ohio State and Youngstown State. He is here for the long haul.

Saban’s credentials do not even come close to Tressel’s.

#53

It’s actually simple to figure out, I feel the same way about Bama fans as Nick Saban does….he’s been saying it ever since he got to Bama…read between the lines…he thinks you are insane and have no class…just like the rest of us.

Don’t forget, he is a northerner and like all northerners who come to Alabama…we are very taken back by the way of life here….it’s very different.

1. Well STFU and leave.
   If I moved to Columbus, OH I bet I would be taken back by the way things are done up there. You act like there are no shithole/podunk towns in OH. I am willing to bet that if I moved to Ohio 1) a fat ass guy wearing a jersey would annoy the hell out of me on local talk radio 2) Everyone would think that Tosu hung the fucking moon. You moved to Alabama on your own…don’t think we owe you shit or should change the manner in which we operate.

Awww….someone needs a hug. hugs tOSU It is a culture shock moving south, isn’t it? I understand that it looks insane to some that 92,000 people show up for a scrimmage. And that it might not look “quite right” when call-in shows are dominated by football year round—not just during football season. And heck, it might even look nuts because the people here put up with all of the ridiculous stereotypes and misconceptions that large portions of the rest of the country draw about our home. I’ll let you in a on a secret. We let all that go because we don’t want people to realize how nice it is here. We want the people who are so quick to criticize and broadly brush the canvas of our culture with the splashy red paint of vitriolic, knee-jerk criticism to stay put in their safe bastions of normalcy…like…er…

Well, you get my point.

The bottom line is that drawing conclusions based on limited interactions with fans of any persuasion is unrealistic. I’d never assume that all OSU fans are self-righteous, uptight, angry people. And for the record, I like the sweater vest. It’s cute. :)

tOSU,

Are you fucking retarded? Yep, Nick Saban is a raging yankee—straight from West Virginia.

Again, please shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.

I’ll take some time away my busy schedule to address this: and by “busy schedule”, I mean I have been feeding little kittens to my offensive line (Andre Smith gets babies) and shaving my taint so I am ready for the LSU game.

Nick Saban does not have time for this shit.
But he does have time to drive over to your house, take a shit in your bathtub and donkey punch your mom.

and I will.

soon.

Apparently, tOSU missed Carl Monday’s series of reports on the pervs that reside in his home state. What a fucking moron.

43 is correct: “We’re proud of (Bear, history) but it was long enough ago that we are ready to move on.”

I’ve heard two Bama fans now say as much in the past year. And it only took a quarter of a century for them to get there.

61: Don’t forget you’d be taken aback by the good folks of Columbus in the libraries as well.

63: To some West Virginia would be of the Yankee variety, what with the war of northern aggression and all.

64: You look like you’ll be busy, but could you squeeze in some time to polish up on capitalization rules? you will? soon? That’d be great.

rules? I dOn’t Have TIME for RULes
go back to cLass Professor CockBreatH

Sidewalk alumni, gotta love ’em.

How much was Troy Smith paid again?

hey kenny,

i think Brandon Cox ran out of tampons, go stick you face in his mangina

I HAVE 4 TICKETS TO THE FSU VS. UA GAME IF ANYONE NEEDS ANY.

#53

Shula’s playcalling against UF — with 2 minutes left, on fourth down, and the win in the bag — was horrible. Bama had a real shot at an undefeated season had Mikey not gotten cocky with Prothro’s leg.

I can’t believe that piece of shit still landed a job with the Jags.

72, i agree with you…i thought that was a really stupid idea…just like leaving Brodie in against W Carolina was a really stupid idea. He crapped the bed after that though and went from one extreme to the other…taking NO CHANCES and killing our team.

Please…while talking of Tressell…don’t bring up division 2. Honestly, the man has built enough of a resume in the division 1 game to where you don’t have to bring up his piddly ass d-2 championships. We get it…he’s a good coach. On a natl championship level, he is even at 1-1 with Saban and Saban is a better recruiter. Not taking anthing away from Tressell. He has done a damn fine job of building his team to where they can win games in a shitty conference.

The owner of this website lives in Knoxville, Tennessee and is probably just a VOL trying to stir up trouble and turn the spotlight away from the deplorable state of Tennessee’s football program.

I could give his name but….. I won’t…

No Alabama fan with a brain cell wants Nick Saban to leave in any way.

Have you noticed our recruiting numbers lately? We will be dominant before long. Notice how well Auburn has done with TT as their coach? We can do even better than that.

#74

uh, josh, his name ws already posted several times in the comments before yours. But thanks for not posting his name, Mark F Rigsby, for us.

who is going to be bama’s next coach?