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LIVEBLOGGING: 2ND SHIFT GAMES, 9/22/07

The boys from Black Heart, Gold Pants join us on the liveblog as Florida attempts to hang on at Ole Miss. Happy thoughts!

Orson, 3:34 p.m. This game is going to kill me. Prepare the pyre.

Jebus, 3:36 p.m. In another part of the world, Bonnie Bernstein is at the Michigan game, lisping, gesturing wildly, and she needs conditioner... I guess that's not news at all.

OPS, 3:38 p.m. Holy shit, James Joe "Animal" Laurinaitis is screaming about the Ohio State offense at me. It's pretty safe to assume that he's always wearing face paint and using his wrestler voice, right?

Jebus, 3:49 p.m. Howdya like to get a look at Coach O's EKG right about now? How would you like to be the guy who was supposed to listen to his instructions and try to translate them to the team?

Orson, 3:54 The shame is complete. Louisville falls to Syracuse.

Jebus, 4:06 That reverse by South Carolina was like a violent slow speed chase. I know it didn't gain any yardage but it was beautiful.

Orson, 4:10 The fake punt by Ole Miss was bad surgery: bloody, simple, and ultimately fatal.

Jebus, 4:12 Ryan Mallett runs like a young John Navarre, with snowshoes.

Orson, 4:18 p.m. Some middle schooler on crack just scored for LSU.

Orson, 4:28 p.m. Gary Danielson has, freed from the yoke of being Brent Musberger's truss, ascended to Parnassus as an analyst. And awww, adorable shots of Mike VI, who thinks about killing all day--but looks so cute when he does it!

Touchdown, Michigan State. MAKE PLAYS!!!

Jebus, 4:39 pm Verne Lundquist has a twinkle in his eye and a boner in his pants for the first time in 84 years. It's all because of Holly's rack. He's still aroused.

Orson, 4:44 p.m. Oklahoma State, in addition to the gold plated urinals in the locker room, are wearing cool hats right now, little orange beanies water is piped through to keep them cool. They look like members of a uniformed cult based on heavy corn syrup consumption and athletic tape. 21-14, OSU now.

Orson, 4:55 p.m. LSU has 34 tailbacks on their roster. All of them are awesome beyond verbiage. Miles can't even care who goes in from play to play; he just covers his eyes and points.

OPS, 5:02 p.m. Michigan is now driving late in the half, after their attempt to run out the clock was met with boos. Ah, democracy.

Orson, 5:09 p.m. LSU runs a wacky fake FG for a TD, and it surprises everyone in the stadium, including Les Miles, apparently, who looked like he was thinking of paste, or puppies, or maybe Mobile Suit Gundam Wing or something. His eminence front is extremely poorly maintained.

Going for a walk to air out the brain. Watch the TT/OSU game for fun in the meantime. It's 345-278 in the second.

OPS, 5:20 p.m. John Saunders just pointed out that had Ball State not missed an extra point, the game may have gone into overtime. Now I'm no scienceologist, but if Nebraska had been down 41-35 when they scored their last touchdown, I think they might have just kicked an extra point.

Jebus, 5:23 p.m. Fact: Before the game, Mike Leach told Mike Gundy to pick a number between 50-100. Gundy foolishly picked 77.

Jebus, 5:34 p.m. At the half, TT-OSU have combined for 767 yards, 9 TD's, 1 punt, and no tackles. YARRRRRR!!!!!!!

OPS, 5:49 p.m. This is bullshit. Why do we have to make our timestamps in EDT? Orson's not even here right now.

OPS, 4:50 p.m. Much better. By the way, Austin Scott just coughed the ball up deep in Michigan territory. I'll be shocked if the Fuck Nittany Lions get into the end zone today.

Jebus, 5:53 p.m. While we're lodging complaints, I was told there'd be blow and hookers here at the EDSBS bunker. There isn't even indoor plumbing. Could I at least get some M&M's (no dark chocolate)?

OPS, 5:08 p.m. No kidding. I'd settle for a bedpan and a stale pack of Mambas.

Jebus, 6:22 p.m. Herr Lundquist is so aroused that he just got a little too grabby with Danielson. He was like drunk uncle Lou who hugs a little too tight after a few cocktails at Christmas. Danielson needs a grown-up.

OPS, 5:35 p.m. The NBC cameras just spent 15 seconds focused in on Chuck Weis lecturing Clausen, as the Emu listened intently. There was no way to tell what Weis was talking about, of course, but we can safely presume that he was reciting the menu from Barney's Beanery.

Jebus, 6:38 p.m. "Mike Hart is bending over at the waist." -- Brad Nessler

OPS, 5:50 p.m. Michigan holds on 4th and 10 with about a minute to go (it's easy to cover receivers if they're stationary), and the final is 14-9. Meanwhile, we're one hour away from the Iowa game. Pardon my erection.

Jebus, 6:55 p.m. Every time Javon Ringer runs by, Charlie Weis thinks, "au jus... he'd be good with some au jus..."

Jebus, 7:02 p.m. Verne just busted his load on that onside kick thinking South Carolina got it. Methinks old school has money on tOBC to cover. The line was 16.5 Verne, you're good, brother.

Orson, 7:18 p.m. Bob Davie was dabbing at Black Announcer Whose Name We Can't Recall Mark Something's forehead as he ate barbecue offered up by an Arkansas tailgater. His tender tabbing was more intimate in its touch than most marriages we've seen, actually. A sensualist, that Davie.

OPS, 7:45 p.m. Why isn't the Baylor-Buffalo game on national TV?! This is an outrage!

OPS, 8:18 p.m. One minute and two plays from scrimmage into the game, and Iowa is already digging into the timeouts. And coming out of the timeout... they give up a sack! Great game planning, guys. Wisconsin might as well give up now!

Jebus, 8:20 p.m. Introducing Wisconsin? The ROCK! Introducing Iowa? Kirk Ferentz. Are you fucking kidding me? We couldn't get Kutcher? I hate you Disney.

OPS, 8:31 p.m. Oh good, the Rock announces Iowa's defense too, and has this to say about Mike Klinkenborg: "Don't make fun of him; he will hurt you." Well, shit. Now all these name jokes will have to go to waste. Trust me, they were golden.

OPS, 8:46 p.m. Okay, just one. More like Klinken-BUTT! Meanwhile, the Hawkeyes' last experienced receiver has gone down to injury, which means the two wideouts will be a true freshman and Hayley LaFontaine. I need a hug.

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They just panned to dejected Northwestern fans in the crowd, and the guy watching the game with me laughed out loud and screamed “You shoud be used to this!!!”…

by jp_reedy on Sep 22, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO SYRACUSE HOLDS ON TO WIN

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently Michael Wilbon was supposed to introduce the N’Western defense, and that got delayed as OSU went for a touchdown.

I don’t think he’ll want anything to do with his alma mater right now.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this where we all have to circle-jerk about how tough the SEC is, or can we go ahead and say that Florida is not the greatest football team ever assembled?

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I get a quick FAQ from someone regarding the Ed Orgeron jokes? I don’t know anything about the guy so I’m always missing out. :(

I assume from the various jokes and comments that maybe he’s not the brightest guy around?

by anon on Sep 22, 2007 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That said Tebow still appears to be so OMG SHIRTLESS that he dissolves any shirt within fifty feet of his chiseled self.

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

wow…road warrior hawk was scaring me. does he have that shit permanently tattooed on his face???

“ooooooooooooo what a rush!!!”

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

noooooooo Notre Dame now has positive rushing yardage on the season :( :( :(

They also have an offensive touchdown. I am very, very sad about this. There’s no word for it.

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Mini-shame hat to Sparta for giving up an offensive touchdown to Notre Dame.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this just proves that Tennessee isn’t the team we thought they were. Florida got a lot of credit for destroying the children of the checkerboard, and maybe it wasn’t really deserved. This also calls into question Cal’s “big win.” Florida definitely let that get too close for comfort. I wonder how Ole Miss will do next week vs. Georgia?

Also: Lee Corso is a penis.

by Blackertai on Sep 22, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, I’m pretty sure that TENNESSEE IS WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, I was referencing that as well. Congratulations, you’re perceptive.

by Blackertai on Sep 22, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

5 –
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HX7wzhMvbzo

The man has a Cajun accent.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 22, 2007 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, 13!

by anon on Sep 22, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaand time. Just over two minutes left in the first quarter of USC-LSU and Blackledge puts his Spurrier impression on display. Drink!

by big jon on Sep 22, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we just discovered that LSU’s chainsaw penis is 5’5"

by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

11. And Southern Miss let them off the hook?

P.S. as a current resident of the great state of Arizona who witnessed it live, that meltdown by Denny Green was one of the greatest evah! Good reference by you

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I won’t deny it was a bit disappointing, but there’s also the – tiny, minor, almost insignificant – matter of possibly the youngest team in the SEC playing on the road for the first time this season. And, hell – that’s how the Gators won every game last year. If UF has difficulties putting away Auburn next week at the Swamp, then we’ll talk…

by peachy on Sep 22, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody probably cares – but Chan Gailey got badly outcoached by Al Groh today.

I don’t think he makes it to next year, you’ve got to figure that his time in Atlanta is about over. Just a horrible waste of an experienced and talented team.

by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

UF the youngest team? Georgia isn’t exactly full of old soldiers.

by Blackertai on Sep 22, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, when did Les Miles start recruiting Pygmies?
He was literally lost in the convoy of normal size blockers, then simply slingshotted his way to the end zone. He looks like a hummingbird in a LSU helmet.

by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

#13

that’s not even cajun…the man has created his own dialect.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

We love Phil Steele around here, right? And he says UF is the youngest team in the country.

by peachy on Sep 22, 2007 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Is [NAME REDACTED]’s team non-terrible?

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I must agree, Holiday is even smaller than Mikey Henderson, Georgia’s resident midget with wheels. He looks like a toy when he was standing next to the Brinkley twins! Also, I love Phil Steele, and he loves me!

by Blackertai on Sep 22, 2007 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nathan, Dave Braine is not firing Gailey this year.

FYI, we are going to TOTALLY kick your ass next weekend. And, then I am going to burn Buckhead down, or maybe I can put on some dark denim jeans and a dark striped shirt, unbuttoned way too far down, and put gook in my hair and hit Midtown…

or not

Bottom line, seriously, we are going to rape Tech next weekend. James Davis has already threatened Spence that if he doesn’t get 25 carries in Atlanta, he will just lose it, principal in Billy Madison style.

And, LSU scored again. About time. Embarrassment of riches in “coonass” land.

by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sackmaster will take the sack and the ball, thank you very much.

(What? It beats watching commercials on CBS)

by Boy Howdy on Sep 22, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

There are a lot of midgets with wheels out there these days – James and Devine come to mind too.

by peachy on Sep 22, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

the underarm fat on that LSU cheerleader was disturbing.

by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Good thing Braine is gone. I have a feeling Rad won’t be as patient. Unless GT beats UGa convincingly this year, I think Gailey is gone. I don’t think anything else will save him this year.

As for next weekend … eh, who knows. Clemson and GT is a squirrelly rivalry and you guys haven’t exactly been world beaters. GT has a lot of talent, it’s just poorly coached =(

by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a word so far about Nebraska almost blowing it against David Letterman’s alma mater

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Explain last year’s game with your “genius” DC, Tenuta, por favor.

Seriously, I recognize that State is God awful, but if you can’t beat UVa, then you might just be that much worse.

You get no credit for blitzing the heck out of ND and throttling them. Everyone else will, as well.

by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - most of us know Nebraska is capable of coming close to blowing it to a vastly inferior institution — Bill Callahan is a former Raider coach, he’s used to coughing up gimme games.

Michigan State is making Notre Dame look competent today. That’s another Domer offensive touchdown.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

JEBUS H CHRIST WEARS PAJAMA PANTS WITH A SAILBOAT ON THE ASS.

I swear this is true, and don’t even get mad, Jeebsy, you drove me to this.

by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s actually Laurinaitis.

And Anthony Morelli looks even worse than he played last year. He must still have visions of Alan Branch’s #80 dancing through his head.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s with all the Oceans 11 mentions?

by PW on Sep 22, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LSU fake FG for a touchdown:

Miles to Spurrier: “Click clack THAT, asshole.”

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Verne and Gary are man-crushing so hard on Matt Flynn they’re comparing him to Matt Damon.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking fake field goal.

holy shit if spurrier could get his hands on a kitten right now……

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, that fake FG was a thing of beauty.

Also, you gotta love a pick thrown by Michigan right before the half. However, #10 Penn State down at the half? Geez…

by crumbs on Sep 22, 2007 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Reginald VelJohnson reffing the ND-Michigan State game?

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

On that fake field goal, the placeholder Flynn?’s knee was on the ground. Shouldnt that play be called dead?

by VW on Sep 22, 2007 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

40

I’m not sure about the exact wording of the rule, but the knee thing is OK, otherwise no FG or PAT would ever count.

by PW on Sep 22, 2007 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

41,
Thought it was something like that, but then convinced myself otherwise. Thanks for the info

by VW on Sep 22, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Flutie Flakes should be banned from HD appearances.

by rovdjur on Sep 22, 2007 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell me everyone else saw Spurrier bring out his trademark smirk after the fake FG.

That was AWESOME!

Spurrier was just like yeah, that was something I should have seen coming, drawn up on a clipboard in 30 seconds and implemented before anyone else did.

Awwww, click clack or some other bs.

by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting stat line for LSU-SC

Penalties:
SC 1/15
LSU 4/35

How is this happening? Usually it’s pulling teeth to get a call on the home team because the refs want to get out alive. Are LSU’s fouls just that obvious?

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

fake spike for a td? Pirate school is in session….arrrrr!

by Der Schatten on Sep 22, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

SEC Fans, you are so lucky you do not have to deal with Brian Griese’s dad, or Paul Macguire’s zombie corpse.

by rovdjur on Sep 22, 2007 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Loved the Spurrier smirk. “I told you he could really fly. Click clack”

by Doctor Strange on Sep 22, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

47 – Clearly you arent drinking enough….pour yourself some bourbon.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

47 – Verne Lundquist aint no great shakes

by Doctor Strange on Sep 22, 2007 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Penn State-Michigan has been the true cripplefight. One quarterback is whistling passes 10 yards over his receivers’ heads because he’s an excitable freshman, the other one underthrowing receivers on slant patterns because he fucking sucks. ABC should be paying ME for watching this slopfest.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Penn State-Michigan has been the true cripplefight. One quarterback is whistling passes 10 yards over his receivers’ heads because he’s an excitable freshman, the other one underthrowing receivers on slant patterns because he fucking sucks. ABC should be paying ME for watching this slopfest.

Although watching My Cart slobberknock blitzing LBs twice his size is very refreshing. I don’t think he has been clinically sane all year.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Some pledge at LSU stole Gary “ma’man’s” CBS blazer.

I hope that guy gets laid tonight, and wears it in the act.

by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops, I swear I’m not being a dick.

James really is his name. Last name is fixed though.

And Cubs win again, woot!

/end baseball talk on EDSBS

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck, never mind. You’re referring to his dad, the actual wrestler. I’ll shut up now.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Griese says protect the footbaw! Hot tip from your Uncle Bob!

I hope the Pats run the table, and that motherfucker’s champagne bottle never gets uncorked.

by rovdjur on Sep 22, 2007 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re trying, ntq, and that’s all that matters.

It is nice to see that Tacopants is still getting plenty of looks even though Henne’s not out there.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 22, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

> Jebus, 5:34 p.m. At the half, TT-OSU have combined for 767
> yards, 9 TD’s, 1 punt, and no tackles. YARRRRRR!!!!!!!

Funny thing is… neither TT-OSU baskebtall game may be as high scoring as the TT-OSU football game. Especially with that motion offense Knight runs.

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, at this point, after this INT:

Thanks for coming S. Carolina, you still suck even though you got ranked

by gatorteeth99 on Sep 22, 2007 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Peanut butter M&Ms >>>>>>.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

51 & 52. Good thing it’s on a broadcast channel, then :P

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

TACOPANTS!

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue.

by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Touchdown OSU 35-35 :(

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I question Charlie Weis’s decision to only score 14 points.

by rovdjur on Sep 22, 2007 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I picked a bad time to make a beer run. Can’t believe I missed that sort of swashbucklery on the part of Leach.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna have mike harts children.And Chuck Weis is indeed the savior…

by yak on Sep 22, 2007 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ASU just lost to Wofford, who lost to NCSU last week. Sooo, the Pack is the new chimp in the transitive property herpes flowchart. Good news for them, I guess.

Off to drown my sorrows, …

by celeste on Sep 22, 2007 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(go blue)

by ruds on Sep 22, 2007 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

TD OSU 42-35.

by Beatuofa on Sep 22, 2007 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back, Michigan… we missed ya.

by The Big Dog on Sep 22, 2007 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, the whiskey tastes even sweeter now that Meatchicken has pwn3d Joepa for the 9th straight year.

Incidentally, anybody else see when they showed Galen Hall and Griese said that Hall played under JoePa? I mean Jesus, Hall looks like he’s pushing 70..I’m starting to believe that JoePa was part of the primordial ooze.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

69 – oh rub it in :P

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that UF game did serve one purpose. My increased heart rate helped pump the alcohol through faster.

Geez, Chris Smelley just about his head taken off. I imagine that Les Miles would have had the same exact look as on that fake field goal if his head really had popped off.

by BDoc on Sep 22, 2007 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

to Jebus and OPS:

how the fuck are you guys going back in time? is darren daulton guest-blogging under one of your names?

/drunk

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m posting in Eastern, as is company standard. He’s an ass and posting in CDT.
Do keep up.

by jebus on Sep 22, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow – Stacey Dales – YUM.

by YMB on Sep 22, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

McFadden just ethered planet Earth.

by Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch on Sep 22, 2007 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, after watching Mich-Penn State and Mich St-ND, I’m not so sure if the Big Ten has entirely figured out this whole forward pass thing. As for ND, I think they’ve got a whole lot more to worry about then just learning how to pass.

by Jeff from LA on Sep 22, 2007 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I was being facetious. I understood. I think.

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I sincerely hope that somehow Matt Stafford smashes a full keg onto Dick Satan’s head this evening. It would make my hangover a bit more bearable in the AM.

by BDoc on Sep 22, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

His name is Mark Jones. Do keep up.

81 – For-ward pass?

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The current thinking has Notre Dame opening 0-8. But why is everyone so sure that they will beat Navy?

by The Big Dog on Sep 22, 2007 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

graham harrell – 600+ passing yards and a loss???? it could happen.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if there is a dumber stadium song than “zombie nation” i’d sure like to know wha the fuckt it is.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Houston D just winked at Stacy Dales when their on-field interview ended. He also grabbed her ass and sent her four text messages before making it to the tunnel.

by Dinknflicka on Sep 22, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

As an added bonus, those of us in SoFla get treated to FAU-North Texas on CSS. The camera angles remind me of your local high school game of the week on the public access channel. I think I’m getting motion sickness.

by The Big Dog on Sep 22, 2007 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

gerry, don’t forget your towel.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 22, 2007 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Gerry, it’s perfect because that’s what happens when you pop a few viagra and drink some beers like JoePa. You become a zombie, albeit a somewhat drunk one suffering from priapism.

by BDoc on Sep 22, 2007 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks ops…on that note why did i just have to watch perry farrell, 50 cent, and some broad sing???

by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

FAU-NT … every commercial break has an ad for FAU. I’m watching a friggin’ informercial.

Eh, gotta support the alma mater.

by The Big Dog on Sep 22, 2007 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

> OPS, 7:45 p.m. Why isn’t the Baylor-Buffalo game on national TV?!

Yeah, you just answered your own question there, buddy.

And once again Mike Leach loses at Okie State to a team the Red Raiders should have throttled.

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

7:04 p.m., one series for each team, and I think I’m going to puke.

by Der Schatten on Sep 22, 2007 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

anybody notice the clock guy was a little premature on the spike before the half?

by shaun on Sep 22, 2007 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Appalachian State is no longer Hot! Hot! Hot!

by Kancho on Sep 22, 2007 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wofford >> App State >> Michigan >> Penn State

Who’s got the virus now, bitches???

by notthequarterback on Sep 22, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. — That’s nothing…

From 2006:

2006-10-14 Florida 17 @ Auburn 27
2006-11-11 @ Auburn 15 Georgia 37
2006-10-14 @ Georgia 22 Vanderbilt 24
2006-10-07 Vanderbilt 10 @ Mississippi 17
2006-09-09 Mississippi 7 @ Missouri 34
2006-11-18 Missouri 16 @ Iowa St 21
2006-09-16 Iowa St 17 @ Iowa 27
2006-11-04 @ Iowa 7 Northwestern 21
2006-09-09 @ Northwestern 17 New Hampshire 34
2006-10-14 @ New Hampshire 23 James Madison 42
2006-11-11 James Madison 20 @ Villanova 21
2006-09-09 @ Villanova 28 Lehigh 31
2006-09-02 @ Lehigh 16 Albany NY 17
2006-09-09 @ Albany NY 7 Fordham 9
2006-10-07 @ Fordham 17 Duquesne 20
2006-10-28 @ Duquesne 13 Iona 17
2006-11-04 @ Iona 15 St Peter’s 30
2006-11-09 @ St Peter’s 28 La Salle 37
2006-10-28 @ La Salle 7 Husson 17
2006-09-30 Husson 12 @ Mt Ida 13

Transitivity proves that Mt Ida is better than Florida.
This 20 game conquering path predicts: Mt Ida over Florida by 182 points.

(Thanks to www.masseyratings.com)

by The Big Dog on Sep 22, 2007 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Applewhite is calling a fucking horrendous game. 7 passes in a row? After Grant rips off a 22 yard run to start our first possession? PA on 4 and a short one at the UGA 31? WTF? Damnit, that speedball is looking better and better.

by Der Schatten on Sep 22, 2007 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Arkansas is doing their best to come from ahead to lose this game.

by drogue on Sep 22, 2007 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, they did.

by drogue on Sep 22, 2007 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea I thought edsbs.com sparked something in Jim Tressel and turned him into the evil Jim Tressel.

He smelled blood and tasted blood.

I know that NW just lost to Duke, but that was a whole game.

I was expecting this site to do their job, piss of Tressel, and he proceeds to hang 125 on Northwestern. Cause that would have rocked.

Nice wins USC, LSU, Oklahoma, and OSU

by CMill on Sep 23, 2007 3:51 AM EDT reply actions  

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