LIVEBLOG: GAMEDAY/1ST SHIFT GAMES
by Orson on Sep 22, 2007 9:43 AM EDT
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PrintOrson, 9:30 a.m. Yawn! (scratches balls.) Ah, this is the early shift liveblog, covering the games till around mid-afternoon. Morning, Sam; morning, Ralph.
Orson, 10:21 a.m. Bama Gameday is liiiiiiiiive. Much thanks to the redneckass Georgia fans who strapped the old Georgia flag--the one where 3/4 of the thing is the Confederate flag--to a pole and are flying it in the background for the whole nation to see. Eh, Cletus, pass the glug!
Orson, 10:38 a.m. Two nice moments already:
Fowler: Any opinions on Brown vs. Harvard? Herbstreit: ...And the best sign thus far: "AUBURN PLAYERS CAN'T READ THIS SIGN."And why Desmond Howard can't be throwing cash down on the table and attempting to make money off Andre Woodson in this pool game is another reason why the NCAA is an evil despot of an organization. Tyranny has a thousand faces, kids.
Orson, 10:59 a.m. Herbstreit admitting that he hasn't seen minute one of Air Force only swells our general like for him--he seems almost proud of it, and refuses to make a call with a shit-eating grin on his face.
The Brandon Cox for Heisman signs are killing us with laughter. Somewhere, Cuddles is blaming all that sand in Cox's vagina for ruining Auburn's season.
Orson, 11:09 a.m. Desmond Howard introduces Saban like Black Bush introduces Tony Blair. "If you don't believe me, just ask my lawya Nick Saban." Giggling like a little schoolgirl eek!
Orson, 11:15 a.m. Hate many things about Nick Saban, but keep your hater eyes off that suit. It speaks of all that is fine and luxurious in life--it probably smells like Godiva truffles, fine cognac, and yacht polish. Or Luciano Pavarotti's corpse. Same thing, really.
Orson, 11:25: Of course that unblinking violin-playing bumpin automaton is named "Caleb." Enoch is soooo 2006.
Orson: 11:45 a.m. ...and who did the Rabbitohs lose to in the playoffs? Ohio State's varsity rugby team, of course.
Orson, 11:59 a.m. Kirk goes Georgia! Lee sings! And picks Alabama, in effect spraying anti-lynchin' spray all over himself in the process.
The camera just panned past a woman so fit she has the v-cut lower ab muscles thing on display. Charlie Weis--she looks like a playmaker! Scholly in the mail!
Orson, 12:09 p.m. USF finishes their 80 plus yard TD drive with the bone! Well-played, vintage playcall fanboy.
orson, 12:21 p.m. UNC is tackling like they've just finished eating particularly greasy slices of pizza. Louisville, however, wears the animal hat carcass chapeau of shame by allowing an offensive td to Syracuse.
Jebus, 12:50 p.m. Getting shouted down by Skip Holtz has to be the most emasculating thing in the world. How do you look yourself in the face after that?
Jebus, 12:53 p.m. OK, phone sex with Pam Ward would be more emasculating than Skip Holtz yelling at you in front of a small regional audience, but still, it would be pretty bad.
OPS, 12:59 p.m. Rece Davis just called today "Hangover Saturday." It's like he's right here next to me.
Orson, 1:09 p.m. PERCY HARVIN IS UNFAIR BUT HE IS OURS SO THERE.
Jebus, 1:10 p.m. I just heard this on the ECU-WFVU broadcast as I was making my sandwich - "An old coach used to tell us to get right up in his mustache!" That's... great. I'll go ahead and not eat this sandwich now, thanks!
OPS, 1:21 p.m. Somehow, I'm getting the Temple-BGSU game. In Iowa City. I know what you're thinking, and your jealousy is entirely justified. As for Temple, their uniforms can best be described as "terrifying." It's like they're wearing stripper pants.
Orson, 1:30 p.m. Syracuse is beating Louisville 21-7. We're getting a sandwich before the hordes of locusts arrives.
Jebus, 1:30 p.m. Syracuse? Really, Lousiville?
Orson, 1:44 p.m. Tebow drags four defenders into the endzone--TD, Florida. Morgan Freeman does the ads for Ole Miss? Magisterial, Rebels--positively magisterial. Miss. State should have Sam Jackson. Mississippi MOTHERFUCKIN' STATE!!!
OPS, 1:59 p.m. Say, Jebus, does this sound familiar? "[Syracuse's] non-conference isn’t cupcakey enough to predict a bowl bid, but considering how many of the tough teams come to the Carrier Dome, they could ruin a few Big East title shots." It's called prescience, lawya!
Jebus, 2:01 p.m. It's called bullshit, fool!
Orson, 2:14 p.m. Chan Gailey and Al Groh are fighting like old men throwing down with walkers and oxygen tanks swinging at UVA. Al Groh is winning. For Tech fans, this sentence equals sadness beyond comprehension.
OPS, 2:21 p.m. I think Pam Ward is wearing a full-body sports bra.
OPS, 2:37 p.m. Scrawled on a sign in the Louisville crowd: "nothing that dont kill us will only make us stronger" [sic, sic, sic]. I'm definitely getting that tattooed over my heart.
Orson, 2:39 p.m. Syracuse is beating Louisville. We're stuffing our head in a bag of freon and ether right now for two minutes. When we come back, 2007 will make sense.
Orson, 2:52 p.m. Florida pulling away ever-so-slowly, but still charitably handing out penalties to Ole Miss. Given the option between shoving a hot mozzarella stick in our eye or watching our team at any SEC road game...we'd still take the road game. Barely.
Orson, 3:07 p.m. One day, if we need to spring a friend from prison, we'll make the prison hires Kyle Jackson. When our friend is running in open field to freedom, Jackson will pose no threat to him. Jackson goes for a pick and gives Ole Miss six.
OPS, 3:13 p.m. How's that mozzarella stick looking, Orson?
Orson, 3: fuckity fuck p.m. I'll take two, please.
Jebus, 3:22 p.m. I'm not wearing any pants.
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Morning, Orson…after last night, I think all my UT friends are losing sleep due to the Stoops Train.
by spartymike on Sep 22, 2007 9:47 AM EDT reply actions
Most underrated cartoon, EVER. Those were my favorites, after Bugs Bunny. The coyote, obviously, was the utility player on all those Warner Bros, I think, cartoons. I would go so far as to state the coyote was the Phil Hartman of the WB cartoons.
Hmmm…home game, today. Laptop in hand as well. Drinking may also be involved.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
Orson,
Thanks for being here for us. I had to go in the office and put in some time in the salt mines for the man.
Sucks the Gators on JP again.
F
by capitol F on Sep 22, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Agree with Coop, that those cartoons were very underrated. I bought 2 of the Looney Tunes DVD collection and I’ll have to see if any of those are on there.
Oh, and uh….FOOTBAWWWWW!!!
by Beatuofa on Sep 22, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
Capitol F—you can watch the whole game free on LF’s website or yahoo, we think.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2007 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
How come UGA, with one of the better academic reputations among SEC schools, has a rep for having the most loutish fans, with the possible exception of LSU?
by Fesser on Sep 22, 2007 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Nothing shames and embarrasses me more as a lifetime Georgia resident and a UGA alum than that stupid flag. Get some class y’all.
TRADITION. HERITAGE. — BULLSHIT.
by Sarah on Sep 22, 2007 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
aaahhh yes…sam the sheepdog punching the old timeclock.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
Gotta say I love the sign that says
ND Rushing Yards: -14. Me: 0.
That’s pure gold
by Will on Sep 22, 2007 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
LOL one of the signs says:
“Corso should never be in HD, it makes the room glow orange!”
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
Fesser—slumming, that’s why. Georgia’s got the wealthiest kids, therefore they slum the hardest before re-entering the middle to upper-middle class.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2007 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
Orson,
Thats mighty Gator of you to point that out.
Nothing like being at work, listening to 3 slap dicks named Dave mispronouncing players names, and watching a grainy telecast over a grainy monitor.
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by capitol F on Sep 22, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
In the office too – http://sports.yahoo.com
front page free streaming online
my productivity just went into the crapper
by Lars on Sep 22, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
You are in… Depends.
That has a youtube Herby-Corso moment written all over it.
by Will on Sep 22, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
What a bunch of hicks the Tide fans are with their rebel flags and mindless Saban love. They’re not shit.
by B.J. Strykker on Sep 22, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
I am a current UGA law student (currently procrastinating), after 4 years at UGA as an undergrad and well slumming is a reason, sure … most of the students are rich white kids from metro Atlanta who want to buy into an idea of the Old South and think being redneck is the way to go about it. But our academic rep is new, most of the really obnoxious fans are the ones who went here before HOPE scholarship and well apparently UGA likes to be fair and allows enrollment from the lovely lower half of the state: as red as it gets.
Best sign that better be ironic: “FEAR THE PROCESS” … as much I love Richt, fearing a process sounds so hokey.
by Sarah on Sep 22, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
What, no mention of the “BRANDON COX FOR HEISMAN” sign?
by Run Up The Score on Sep 22, 2007 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
bj you’re an idiot….its not the bama fans waving the rebel flags.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
The Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer is awesome.
And evidently, Nick Saban does have time for this shit.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, the ’bamans have plenty of rebel flags. But the bulldogs are fitting in nicely.
Regis’ pep talk killed any chance ND had today.
by B.J. Strykker on Sep 22, 2007 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
There has still not been a sign to rival “Brady Quinn’s sister loves the D.” at last year GT and ND game.
by JoesDeliGatorTail on Sep 22, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
So far at least 6 Auburn signs… Someone’s obsessed.
$uck it $aban was priceless, as was the booster seat he sits on.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 22, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
@ Gerry Dorsey – Damnit – you beat me to the punch.
Is there anything better than a bloody mary while watching Gameday, and firing up the grill while you rub down a large beef brisket?*
- Not a euphemism – I’m actually cooking one today.
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
Orson,
Where in NC is your bunker by the way?
Or is that classified info?
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
can i get some tOSU love up in this piece?
by pureplayer81 on Sep 22, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
LOL @ “Chuck Norris tells Nick Saban jokes”
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
LOL- “Superman wears Nick Saban pajama’s”
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
“Team Redayyyhhh …exahciiiiiiise”
Wow. I’m totally using that as the new sex call to the ladies….
by RabidBadger on Sep 22, 2007 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
Orson, I don’t know where you are in NC, but unless you are in the greater Charlotte area, you are not getting the SEC J-P game.
I command you to watch us destroy that NC cow college on the ACC JP Game of the Week!
We obviously have no agricultural ties, whatsoever.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
“Nothing shames and embarrasses me more as a lifetime Georgia resident and a UGA alum than that stupid flag. Get some class y’all.”
Agree. Also, I must admit that I thought the “Chuck Norris tells Nick Saban jokes.” meant that Chuck tells jokes to Nick Saban for a minute. I kept hoping they’d turn the sign around. How ’bout a hyphen?
by Chuck on Sep 22, 2007 11:44 AM EDT reply actions
Why are you liveblogging backwards and making us poor still Friday-night-wasted critters scroll down? Have a little respect for your peers who woke up in Tijuana.
by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t recall anyone putting a gun to your head and telling you to attend UGa. You had other options, I would think.
As your fellow alum, Lewis Grizzard, was fond of saying. “You don’t like it here? Delta’s ready when you are. We can have you in Cleveland by nightfall if that’s where you want to be.”
Nobody is REALLY bothered by that flag. Certain people like to keep their names in the national media to appear relevant, cough cough “Jena 6” cough cough, but get over it.
That is the old Georgia state flag, we moved the Confederate flag from the Capital flagpole to another area on the grounds, etc etc etc.
Get over it, and get over your sanctimonious self and turn down the righteous indignation meter.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
#28
Yeah, cuz Auburn fans haven’t acknowleged Bama fans misery over the past 4 years in the form of signage or anything else.
by doubtingthomas on Sep 22, 2007 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Russell Crowe is clearly the last man who would fight to the death for Lloyd Carr right now.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
Geez. Point taken Coop. But I love UGA which is why I choose to attend school here twice and I’m a huge football fan, which is why I read this site, and I am one of the white kids from Atlanta, which is why I’m overly obnoxious. The fringe fandom and some of the redneck fans are pretty ridiculous though, albeit amusing.
My only rebuttal: that old Georgia flag with the 3/4ths rebel flag was adopted in the 50’s, I believe it was ‘56, as a slap in the face to civil rights activists after the Supreme Court overruled that Plessy v. Ferguson with Brown v. the Board of Education. It may not bother a lot of people, but it certainly isn’t a neutral ode to the heritage and tradition of the state.
by Sarah on Sep 22, 2007 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Why are Georgia fans trash?
Why is the sky blue?
Don’t question the unchanging facts of life.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
#28
don’t worry…i’m sure gameday will be in auburn later this year.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
Just saw a USF fan wearing a “Grothe > Tebow” T-shirt.
I want some of the drugs he’s on.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
Oh god, Larry Coker is doing my game.
Shoot me now.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
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"Every time I look at Atlanta I see what a quarter of a million Confederate soldiers died to prevent." ~ John Shelton Reed
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 22, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
oh dear christ. these USF people are disgusting
#17. So true. What the fuck is with these people? As a new resident of the “A”, I see this everywhere. I love the wealthy Atlanta kids who went/go to Auburn and UGA and think they’re automatically members of the “Old South”. You know, the Old South that consists of Buckhead and Phipps Plaza.
by m on Sep 22, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, Louisville’s defense is so bad that Syracuse is ringing up points on them.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Jebus, 12:22 p.m. Pam Ward is more of a man than I, so I can’t watch NC @ USF. Damn!
by jebus on Sep 22, 2007 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
m- that’s why I find it best to stay in the L5P, Cabbagetown, and East ATL areas. Much less of that.
by Mr. Wrong on Sep 22, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Ha. As a long-time resident of the ATL, I’ve seen it my whole life. The best was the boys at my suburb HS who had huge trucks with John Deere or whatever stickers and had never stepped foot on a farm etc etc etc. I think it may be something in the water, like something to erase all semblance of free thought and open-mindedness. Cause they’re all sheep Republican too without knowing all that much about politics, all the while doing large amounts of coke, having quickie abortions, and not serving in the military. Hate me now!
After reading this site for months, this is my first attempt at commenting … time for a little more vodka in the Cape Cod.
by Sarah on Sep 22, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
One question, Lincoln Financial Sports:
Daughtry? Really?
by Mr. Wrong on Sep 22, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus, Pam Ward is horrible. But I gotta watch cause I have USF in a four team teaser.
Next time you’re with some people from Georgia, bring up General Sherman. Always good for a laugh
by Doctor Strange on Sep 22, 2007 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
Who exactly is this man Taylor Hicks? Is that the guy I keep seeing on the side of milk cartons?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
My bro and father, Ole Miss alums (poor things), are at the potential rout in Oxford and I predict alternating drunken text messages of love/hate for Coach O in 3… 2… 1…Hottie toddy!
by Sarah on Sep 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
What do you do with a degree from Ole Miss? Work in a tire store?
by Doctor Strange on Sep 22, 2007 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Does Ole Miss’ running back really need 4 names? Come on now.
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 22, 2007 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
LOUISVILLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW. BUT FUDGE IT:
14-7 CUSE!! WOOOOOOOOO
by Mike on Sep 22, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Hey O – where in NC are you anyway?
If you anywhere near the Triangle I’d happily buy you a beverage.
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Ole Miss minus names on the back would be tapping that Florida ass right now if they didn’t blow complete ass.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Nothing like coming to an irreverent college football site, replete with boobs, bunda, and the relentless mockery of (often ethnic) illiterate athletes and spout your “look-at -me” I’m progressive bona fides over a fucking flag. Some of you people do not deserve college football.
PS: Save the Whales!
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 22, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
At about the 14 minute mark in quarter 2 of the Virginia West vs ECU game…at the bottom of the screen is a goofy looking kid with a “West Fuckin’ Virginia shirt”. It’s tough to see b/c of the bottom line but it was there.
by jason on Sep 22, 2007 1:04 PM EDT reply actions
62 –
Your post needs more usage of the word “ass”. Please try again.
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 22, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
All right, this isn’t the Huffington Post, can we enjoy a football game without the wingnut politics please? (and that goes for both sides)
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
And, SH just bitchslapped the flag posters contingent.
The hypocrisy is beyond delicious.
Oh no, I referenced “bitchslapping,” I must be an advocate for violence against women! Tar and feather me, as well.
Seriously, nice work, SH.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Can the politics. It makes them look like rednecks, and we’ll keep it at that. Now drink some glug and talk football.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2007 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
I consider the phrase “bitch slap” to be hate speech!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go wipe my ass with the Stars and Bars.
by Doctor Strange on Sep 22, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
No problem Coop, the ass-jackery was just too smug to take. And you’re in luck, the University of Colorado president just argued that “bitch-slapping” is originally an old English word expressing admiration among Bewoulfian clans. You’re in the clear.
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 22, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
65, you’re an ass.
Daughtry’s pregame Raycom-JP-LFS-kissmyass pregame song kicked major ass! Just like this game will kick ass!
Ole Miss, minus the jack-ass names on the back of their jerseys, would be tapping that Florida ass if it weren’t for the assload of evidence that they themselves blow complete ass.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
Louisville just pulled off the amazing 8 yd punt.
3 punts, 21 yd avg.
The ‘Cuse is in Poppa’s House?
by RabidBadger on Sep 22, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
Hear Hear Orson, the only acceptable partisanship in here is for your alma mater
puts his guns up
Fight Raiders Fight! Fight Raiders Fight! Fight for the school we love so deaaaarly….
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
About being politically correct:
I dont mean to come off sexist, but you bitches and ho’s need to know I am trying to correct this.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
I hate to admit it, but it’s true. UNC is arm tackling 70-80% of the time in this game.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
UNC’s probably trying to step infront of the ballcarrier so they can take the charge :P
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
Ole Miss Rebels…..without a….. cause….er,uh or a Coach…pretty soon.
Personally, I found Ole Miss Plantation Owners to be even more offensive as a replacement name.
Ole Miss _________. You fill in the blank with a more appropriate, more politically correct name than Rebel…
Ole Miss Muffet? Ole Miss Indian Reservation Gamblers? Discuss amongst yourselves…
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
No one here has the balls to be politically incorrect.
by B.J. Strykker on Sep 22, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
77- I can’t believe they’re already thinking basketball season.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
Ole Miss kicker was waaaayyy too happy about making that.
7-6 UF
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
Is it me, or does Lou Holtz look more and more like Mr. Hankey each day?
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 22, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
I dont mean to come off sexist, but you bitches and ho’s need to know I am trying to correct this.
Hey now, those be LOVELY bitches and hoes.
Matt Grothe is going to suffer some kind of hideous career-ending injury by the time this season is over.
by tim in tampa on Sep 22, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
Would all of you douchebird transplants stfu about Atlanta high school kids and your perfect social outlooks and please use your oh so clever and superior minds to enlighten us all about college football instead?
by spandAU ballet on Sep 22, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
hahahaha, playing UL as an OC … do you just call the hail mary every single down? Their safeties are the worst I have ever seen.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
wow, I’ve seen better field position while picking cotton with the slaves
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
Well, take heart Carolina fans. Your neighbor in Raleigh is beyond God awful.
My boys aren’t exactly the ’72 Dolphins, but State is certainly making us look like it.
Wow, State’s defense is just plain horrible. Just horrible.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
Just perfect. UNC finally forces a turnover for the first time in 3 games, and Yates proceeds to immediately give the ball back to USF. There’s no excuse for that.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
OPS, getting that temple game in Little Rock too.
Mind boggling.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
Actually if I was a OC vs UL, I would simply just run a
“Pitch Up and Smear” offense, guaranteed to score, as long as the ball is in the air, they cant defend it. Its like anything above eye level, fuhgetaboutit.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
OPS, getting that temple game in Little Rock too.
Mind boggling.
Did I just hear a canned ndian wawawawahh being played in Oxford?
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Jeebs – that mustache quote came from the greatness* that is Andre Ware.
(*greatness meaning suck-ass hack)
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
I suck hard at commenting.
Just give me a little time to get this hangover-battling buzz going off of this leftover tequila. I’ll be fine.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
Some guy with braids just did a cut-throat gesture on one of our Gators. He should be fined.
by B.J. Strykker on Sep 22, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
Unlike Texas, UNC cannot crank dat Soulja Boy.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, you might want to give Tebow and company directions to Oxford, MS.
-24 favorites???
You can take one postitive away from the first half though. If Tennessee fans were upset last week, the fact that The Orgeron is keeping it this close has really got to be pissin’ them off.
by Reaganite on Sep 22, 2007 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Dave Baker of LF sports just said John Thompson came to Ole Miss to coach with his old friend “Bebe” Orgeron? Bebe?
by Mr. Egger on Sep 22, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
That’s right, SYRACUSE!!!! Louisville’s D is just horrible. I might just steal my roommate’s bourbon to celebrate.
by Mike on Sep 22, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
The superb sideline reporter Dave Baker of LF sports just said John Thompson came to Ole Miss to coach with his old friend “Bebe” Orgeron? Bebe?
by Mr. Egger on Sep 22, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
Lou Holtz just said the crowd at Penn State is unarmed.
Obviously he is unaware of the piss bombs.
by rovdjur on Sep 22, 2007 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
Raycom/JP/LFS’s Dave Baker is pulling him some jack moves on the sideline
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
I’d greatly appreciate it anyone could point me towards a game worth watching right now.
Springsteen might have had 57 channels and nothin’ on, but I got that beat by about 400 channels or so.
Wake me up at 3:30, boys.
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Anybody catch that Big East “For Your Consideration” Heisman ad? Good grief.
by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Uh-oh…Penn State is going to get blown out today. The Lou Holtz Pep Talk is the kiss of death.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Had that ball hit Chris Rainey on the punt, it would have been very bad to be Chris Rainey.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Why are the ugliest girls at Ole Miss all cheerleaders?
by TPS Reports on Sep 22, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
Raycom/JP/LFS’s Dave Baker is pulling him some jack moves on the sideline
OYOYOYOYOYOYOYO FUMBAROOSKI
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
Orson @ 1:44 “YES THEY DESERVED TO GET CROOMED, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!”
by jakldawg on Sep 22, 2007 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
MORE MOTHERFUCKIN COWBELL MOTHERFUCKERS!
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
- - Umm… yeah I’m gonna have to ask you to put a cover sheet on yourself, TPS Reports, can you do that for me? That would be greeeeat.
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 22, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
ESPN and ESPN 2 are currently out on my cable. No other channels, just those 2. Normally, not that big a deal. On College Football Saturday? God obviously hates me. :(
by Beatuofa on Sep 22, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
Holly—Steve Slaton looks five feet wide in that ad.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
I can not wait for the second half of this epic BG-Temple game.
I believe we can classify it officially as a barn-burner.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Coop,
Can you tell your boys to pick up the pace a little bit.
That 2 hour first half is going to cause me to miss the entire first quarter of SC/LSU.
Call Tommy and tell him to mix in a few “victory” formations, would ya?
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
Who’s stupid enough to take home the knife they stabbed 5 people with? WTF?
(Tulane arrest if you haven’t heard).
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. Keep shooting Erin Andrews against a backdrop of smoked meat. Way to know your audience, ESPN. I mean that.
by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
DEY VEDYY SPLOSIVE FOOBAW TEAM GOTTA MAKE BETTA CHOSEZ IN REDZO
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
OH MY GOD. BG dude just grabbed the ball out of a Temple FB’s hands while he was getting stuffed up and took it for a TD
SCINTILATING!
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
They’ve switched us to Syracuse-L’Ville. Damnit, I wanted to see more Erin with barbecue.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
Timeline of Mizzou – Illinois St.
14:53 – Illinois St. Timeout
14:23 – Mizzou TD
Solid gameplanning by the Redbirds.
by The CJT on Sep 22, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
NOOOOO, WWL! I wanna watch my WFV boys score 80! Syracuse-Louisville is delightful in an entirely different way, but I was enjoying my cupcake.
by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
Ha, I swear it was a 2 hour 1st Quarter, alone. I immediately regretted taking the under in the 1st half.
You might want to have a word with Tom O’Brien and his DC, former LSU coach Mike Archer. You remember him from the ‘87 Gator Bowl, after you bitchslapped us in Cola, don’t you?
Archer is God awful, or at least his scheming appears to be.
Anyone catch Coach O’s halftime interview? He sounded extremely coherent, if one can sound as such in an extreme manner.
I blame EDSBS and EDSBLemmsday for making him, “practice his words.”
MItt Romney references Jay Leno in his commercials? Did his pollsters tell him that the Red States watch Leno more than Letterman or something?
Right, no politico talk.
by Coop on Sep 22, 2007 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Sadly for ECU, Skip Holtz doesn’t have the pep talking skills his daddy does.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Thank God for you gentlemen, adding a little flavor and interest to an extremely lackluster early afternoo—
And thank YOU, TCM! “Once Upon a Time in the West” just started. This is going to be a good day.
by Jack on Sep 22, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
The Orange just got another 80 yard touchdown.
Someone give Louisville’s secondary the Old Yeller treatment.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
Bobby Petrino’s sitting down in Atlanta looking at his NFL coach contract and grinning.
by Devin McCullen on Sep 22, 2007 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, everyone. Have a great afternoon.
It’s off to the inlaws for the rest of the day.
(Being married is over-rated sometimes.)
The good news is they have a very nice new TV.
The bad news is I may be purchasing them a very nice new TV at about 5:00.
Go Cocks.
by GamecockTony on Sep 22, 2007 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
And now Brohm throws a pick and SU has the ball on the UL 13.
Holy crap – getting blown out by the Orange …
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
Matt Grothe looks like someone sucked the fat out of Ricky from Better Off Dead.
That is all I’ve taken away from this game so far.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 22, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
I probably should have seen a bad game from Yates coming (he’s a redshirt freshman), but did it have to be on ESPN?
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 2:40 PM EDT reply actions
Does Homeland Security know that Jesse Palmer is storing our nation’s strategic oil reserve in his hair?
by Dinknflicka on Sep 22, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
I fear for my life what kind of journalistic autofellatio that Jason Whitlock would write if Ball State pulls off the upset against Nebraska.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
#118
i said the same the thing. the fact that the knife wasn’t at the bottom of the mississippi means you deserve whatever you get. was it just sitting on his coffee table or what??
by gerry dorsey on Sep 22, 2007 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
137
“Oh, this ol’ thang? That’s just my stabbin’ knife.”
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 22, 2007 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Pam Ward is the worst college football announcer in the history of the sport. She somehow manages to drain all excitement and emotion from every play. It’s like listening to somebody read their bank statement. And she’s ugly.
by adam on Sep 22, 2007 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Keep an eye out for me at the Purdue-Minnesota game tonight. First 500 in attendance get to kick an extra point.
by Brewster Crew on Sep 22, 2007 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
my roommate’s dog just puked up some maggots in the kitchen.
Looks kind of like the Temple/BG game.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
I honestly don’t mind Pam Ward that much. Maybe it’s just because she’s usually doing games I have no particular rooting interest in. But then again, I don’t usually mind announcers as long as they don’t preach to me.
by Devin McCullen on Sep 22, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
I mind her because she’s (supposedly) a woman calling a football game, and it ain’t right.
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 22, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
I went to a high school game last night and promptly left, because a woman was doing the PA duties.
I can handle things like beans in my chili from time to time, but one thing I can’t handle is a woman’s voice over a loudspeaker during a football game.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
mozzarella stick, try listerine breath spray to the eye. that was me last night. the cleaning minty fresh sensation you feel in your mouth? ya you feel it in your eye too. hell of a way to sober up FAST.
by J'08 on Sep 22, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Why yes, Ole Miss, we will trade you field goals for touchdowns.
Did Louis Murphy perform Premature Echompulation?
by Mr. Wrong on Sep 22, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
I got to disagree with you there #143. I have no problem with qualified women calling football games. Erin Andrews can call any USC football game she wants………
by Jeff from LA on Sep 22, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
Bless and keep you, 12:30 timeslot. Promises of Michigan misery, Domer misery, Spurrier misery, and Mike Leach. Delicious.
by Holly on Sep 22, 2007 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
Pam Ward spelled backwards is “draw map.” That is all.
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 22, 2007 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
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Only as long as I can see down to her waist (at least). Otherwise, no.
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 22, 2007 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
I have no problem with women calling college football games, especially if they’re better than the hacks on FSN and Versus that get to call them.
Pam Ward is just terrible, although a great source of unintentional comedy.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 22, 2007 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
Floridas inability not to tackle any defender that intercepts a Tebow pass:
Cue the Tommy Frazier video, the one where it looks like a grown man is playing pitch up and smear with a bunch of 8yr old kids in Florida jerseys…..
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
GO CUSE!! WOOOOOOOOOO! I really can’t care about the SEC right now. This needs to be noted. WOOOOOOOOO!
by Mike on Sep 22, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
The Louisville Cardinals prove that defensive showcase last week was no fluke. They continue to falter miserably against the mighty Syracuse offense. In Louisville.
Joining their leaky D is an ineffective offense with crucial interceptions to a lineman and a deflected ball being caught by a running safety respectively.
I think it’s time to call them LOLuisville.
by John F on Sep 22, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
Somebody tell the announcer that this is NOT the biggest upset in Big East history. Temple over Virginia Tech, end of discussion.
by Devin McCullen on Sep 22, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Did Rece Davis just say “F-ckeye” instead of “Buckeye”?
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Crap, Rece just yelled out “FOOBAW!” during the Ole Miss highlight…
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 22, 2007 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, I didnt get a HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH! out of that guy! If Ole Miss can pull this off, this proves my theory.
Coach O simply used the ol’ intimidation voodoo,(dead baby gators hanging in the showers) plus the fact he piped in Nitrous Oxide laced with aerosal Ectasy into the Fla Gators locker room could explain why Florida wont cover the DAMN SPREADDDDDDD. Damn you Coach O, damn you back to the quicksand in the Wooly Swamp whenced you came from!!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
Uh oh. Cuse’s Andrew Robinson just fumbled it. Lousiville has it, 90 yards to go, a little over 2 minutes, and down by 10.
Oh no. Don’t tell me they’ll yank out a win here…
by John F on Sep 22, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
GT R-Fr WR Corey Earls is down and hasn’t moved in over 5 minutes. He’s being taken off the field on a backboard.
You hate to see that happen to any college aged kid. Praying that he is going to be alright.
by Nathan on Sep 22, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Forget the spread… Fla needs to pick it up in general if they’re thinking about keeping their meager lead…
by Slims on Sep 22, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Not that Ole Miss could pull of the upset, but I’m wondering what would happen to EDSBS if UF managed to lose to the ORGERON. I’m not sure anything could top “Emo Week” with the crying young girl at MgoBlog, but it would be interesting to see what Orson could come up with.
by Jeff from LA on Sep 22, 2007 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
I dont know which would be worse, losing to the Genius Charlie Weiss, or losing to , hell I am afraid to say it , uh, er Coach O. Genius? or the Cajun version of Rodney Dangerfield?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 22, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve never seen that before – Carmody screwed up the onside kick and only hit it about 4 yards.
by Devin McCullen on Sep 22, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
Louisville tries to do an onside kick after a late TD with two kickers and the one who kicks it…just lightly taps it and holds his hands up to his head in SHAME~! Penalty on Louisville, Syracuse just needs to take a knee. This game, barring a massive Syracuse mistake, is over.
Brohm’s 500 yards was not enough.
The Big East just got a hell of a lot more interesting today.
by John F on Sep 22, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
164:
Hell, I can think of one worse than that…getting smoked at home by the ’Cuse (valiant comeback be damned). It must really really suck to be WVU right now, and looking at the other undefeateds and their comparative SOS.
by Der Schatten on Sep 22, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
CUSE!!! CUSE!!!! CUSE!!!!
BEST 1-3 TEAM EVARRRRRR!!!!
by Mike on Sep 22, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
That was the worst fake punt in which a pass was completed, that I’ve ever seen.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
Cuse may be better than Louisville, but I’m not sure they’re the best 1-3 team ever. We probably need a Michigan-Cuse Death Match to see who is the toughest 1-3 team in the nation.
by Jeff from LA on Sep 22, 2007 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
Plus Mich is leading over Penn State. If they can beat Penn and OSU, I think they’re the Big Ten champs this year.
Would that mean Appy State could then call themselves the “true” Big 10 Champs?
by Jeff from LA on Sep 22, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
Live blogging my ass.
It’s been a fucking hour.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
the underarm fat on that LSU cheerleader was disturbing.
by Stephen Colboar on Sep 22, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
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