The Order of Business

1. Week Four at the Bunker. We’ll be watching this at the EDSBS Bunker in North Carolina, where a Gameplan package, ample wireless, and vodka tonics await. We may never emerge from this undisclosed location; if we don’t, assume it’s for your protection…and the nation’s, citizen.

2. Picking a Picker. We’ve gotten over 40 inquiries for a gambling columnist. We’ll think of some brilliant way to pick one this weekend.

3. Liveblogging as an Endurance Sport. We’ll likely have a laptop at arm’s reach at all times, meaning that we’ll open up a liveblog to note all of the extremely important things we notice during the day. (”HAI dOODz! Saban: hAilitez; his hair haz dem.”) Joining us will be the Glitter Twins of the Farm Belt, Jebus H. Christ and Oops Pow Surprise! of Black Heart, Gold Pants. Mysteriously hot farmgirls for everyone!

4. Cheesecake. Oh, we didn’t forget. Click the jump for pics of Adriana Cataño, Univision gal gone global. She’s the spokesperson for Rooms To Go in Latin America, which should stand as testimony that bunda and a militant body hair removal regimen can get one very, very far in life–nay, to the peak!

Because once you’ve done Rooms To Go, it’s really just shuffleboard/Ensure/Valhalla from there, really. (SFW, but not really, right? Because a woman wearing nothing but sand probably isn’t work-relevant, unless you’re a marketer for industrial sand or an ad guy trying out concepts for a new exfoliant, right?)

See you this weekend.

–O.