THE ORDER OF BUSINESS: CHEESECAKE/BUNKER LIVEBLOG

by Orson on Sep 21, 2007 5:11 PM EDT

The Order of Business

1. Week Four at the Bunker. We'll be watching this at the EDSBS Bunker in North Carolina, where a Gameplan package, ample wireless, and vodka tonics await. We may never emerge from this undisclosed location; if we don't, assume it's for your protection...and the nation's, citizen.

2. Picking a Picker. We've gotten over 40 inquiries for a gambling columnist. We'll think of some brilliant way to pick one this weekend.

3. Liveblogging as an Endurance Sport. We'll likely have a laptop at arm's reach at all times, meaning that we'll open up a liveblog to note all of the extremely important things we notice during the day. ("HAI dOODz! Saban: hAilitez; his hair haz dem.") Joining us will be the Glitter Twins of the Farm Belt, Jebus H. Christ and Oops Pow Surprise! of Black Heart, Gold Pants. Mysteriously hot farmgirls for everyone!

4. Cheesecake. Oh, we didn't forget. Click the jump for pics of Adriana Cataño, Univision gal gone global. She's the spokesperson for Rooms To Go in Latin America, which should stand as testimony that bunda and a militant body hair removal regimen can get one very, very far in life--nay, to the peak!

Because once you've done Rooms To Go, it's really just shuffleboard/Ensure/Valhalla from there, really. (SFW, but not really, right? Because a woman wearing nothing but sand probably isn't work-relevant, unless you're a marketer for industrial sand or an ad guy trying out concepts for a new exfoliant, right?)

See you this weekend.

--O.

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Ahh – what a fantastic, yet frustrating, way to end the week.

by Eric on Sep 21, 2007 5:18 PM EDT reply actions

Gettin’ smashed watching football up in the mountains? Awesome.

Adriana Catano? Meh.

by Jim on Sep 21, 2007 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

That last picture isn’t even fair.

by Give me a beer on Sep 21, 2007 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

You mean you’re not going to have the 40 do a pick off against the spread this weekend to narrow it down to 3, who would then submit sample posts on a subset of games next weekend, with the humble readers voting on who gets the gig?

Really?

… and Jim’s kidding with the “Meh” thing, right?

by PeterPumpkinhead on Sep 21, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions

do yourself a favor and don’t click-through on Ms. Catano. the three cherry-picked pics here don’t do justice to the man-face that awaits you.

by Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch on Sep 21, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions

EDSBS in my old stomping grounds in the mountains of western NC? I might have to hunt you down if I wasn’t headed the other direction to try to yell loud enough to cause Tommy Bowden to do something stupid (not as hard as it sounds).

by Herb on Sep 21, 2007 5:32 PM EDT reply actions

jim is crazy….that is some naughtiness right there.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 21, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

Holly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Adriana

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 21, 2007 5:52 PM EDT reply actions

ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

by mp on Sep 21, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

And bonus bunda at that

by stevechas on Sep 21, 2007 6:08 PM EDT reply actions

I think she may have sand in her vagina.

by AllWhoYonder on Sep 21, 2007 6:13 PM EDT reply actions

Now those are some jorts I can get behind!

by Mr. Wrong on Sep 21, 2007 6:39 PM EDT reply actions

that is a manface.

I was hoping for much better before locking in
Tulsa +23 -105

by Stephen Colboar on Sep 21, 2007 6:46 PM EDT reply actions

I must begrudgingly bear the bad news that better bunda has been beheld by Biggus. Bodacious beauties brazenly baring bronze boobies and mostly lacking manly mugs.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 21, 2007 6:51 PM EDT reply actions

There’s no wager that might let us see Holly’s knockers again? Because knockers are all I’ve got left this season.

by Harris on Sep 21, 2007 8:25 PM EDT reply actions

Tulsa looking pretty good against OU early. Good thing Nutt ran off Malzahn.

by drogue on Sep 21, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions

I was wrong earlier; it didn’t even take until the end of the first quarter.

by Will on Sep 21, 2007 8:47 PM EDT reply actions

The 3 picks are definitely better than the link to her profile where she looks past her prime, but with big boobs (that might or might not belong to Tim Tebow).

by fotodog on Sep 21, 2007 9:35 PM EDT reply actions

Does OU have old Native Americans as water boys? I swear I just saw a short Native-American guy with a gray ponytail down to his ass give Bob Stoops some water.

by MiseanAUFan on Sep 21, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions

God damn you for taking my low hanging fruit!!! However, God damn the rest of you for taking so long to mention the obvious.

Today I told my friend: You have som much sand in your vag that if a guy fucked you, his cock would come out shiny and polished.

Hiaooo!

by Brian on Sep 21, 2007 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

I’m kinda tipsy here, so excuse the double post, but I gotta say. Either I’m getting jaded by bunda, or there has been a SEVERE falloff in quality the last month or so. Either way, I’m just disappointed. Maybe it’s not the girls, but the pictures. Either way, I want to see an ass that can make it CLAP.

- I’m out. getting up at 5 am to drive to Charlottesville, VA for the Epic GT/UVA tilt at noon sharp. You can’t beat that with a stick kids.

by Brian on Sep 21, 2007 10:05 PM EDT reply actions

seriously, all you citizens, do a google image search for “bunda perfecto” and you will be pleased. EDSBS has the third pic, btw.

by Brian on Sep 21, 2007 10:08 PM EDT reply actions

Her face reminds me of Steely McBeam.

by Erik on Sep 22, 2007 12:44 AM EDT reply actions

Speaking of tipsy, Scott Van Pelt totally mentioned something about being “loopy on Tipsy Welshman” this evening. I know nothing of Tipsy Welshman excepting what I get from fake Holtzian pre-game speeches. Stolen? Boughten? What’s gives?

by Dinknflicka on Sep 22, 2007 2:49 AM EDT reply actions

Is it just me or is there a new advertising banner above the title header on the site? If so, what’s up with that?

by tOSUBuckeyes on Sep 22, 2007 8:53 AM EDT reply actions

a better pic of Catano is here, muchachos:

http://www.365gunspor.com/unluler/desktop/2281.jpg

you will gusta (like)

by haggardgator on Sep 22, 2007 8:55 AM EDT reply actions

You’re watching the game on Gameplan in NC? It’s blacked out here in Winston Salem for some unknown legal mumbo jumbo-television-corporation-now-i-have-to-go-to-the-sports-bar-and-put-up-with-the-idiot-ACC-clemson-nc state-fandom-instead-of-propped-up-in-my-own-recliner-and-a-papa-johns-pie reason.

by Gatorpilot on Sep 22, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions