SPARTA NEEDS A BIGGER BOTTOMLESS PIT
by Orson on Sep 21, 2007 3:36 PM EDT
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You threaten us by saying this is a lame weekend of college football. You should have chosen your words more carefully, Persian, especially when the Michigan State/Notre Dame game put an image in our heads so sublimely weird, so stupid and puerile, so magnificent, we could only entrust it to the Paganini of Photoshop, the Mozart of Modified Images, the one and only...Mr2Cents.
THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!! Uh...
Fuck. We're gonna need a bigger bottomless pit, Leonidas. Always with the armor, and the swords, and the beard trimmers, and the body wax, and the ab roller. Seriously--has anyone ever used that thing without chipping a tooth? Sure, I'm the one like, "Hey, have you noticed how puny our pit's been looking lately?" But noooooooo, you're all like "It's still bottomless, isn't it? I'm late for Pilates, now get out of my way." Well who's laughing now, circuit boy, huh? Huh?
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The latest Fulmer photoshop has changed the way I look at these pictures. All I can think about is how Smokey should howling at the bottom of the image to make it complete.
by Tim on Sep 21, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really getting some great mileage out of the ALL THAT YOU KNOW IS AT AN END tag this season.
by Holly on Sep 21, 2007 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bigger as in wider or bigger as in deeper? I fear Jabba the Weis will be able to stand and get a fat finger at least to the tippy-tops of that thing.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 21, 2007 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Weis thought it ironic when his stomach stapling almost killed him the first time.
Sparta is soooo getting sued after that one.
by HFS on Sep 21, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You give us that instead of Cheesecake?
by IrishPhil on Sep 21, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pure. Unadulterated .
Genius.
(And not that type of Genius, you know, as in offensive football Genius).
by Mergz on Sep 21, 2007 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Miller must be thrilled.
by That 5.0 Guy @ Work on Sep 21, 2007 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@Holly – that must be the EDSBS version of “Nightmare Fuel”.
Irish – 23
Sparty 20
Book it! *
- Or don’t, but I can pray for it, right?
by GamecockTony on Sep 21, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pray all you want Tony. Jesus is obviously pissed at the Irish.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 21, 2007 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It looks more like Weiss is just wading in his glorified wading pool and Leonidas is giving him a good kick in the woo-hoo.
by roaminggator on Sep 21, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened to this site’s comments? There hasn’t been a good, healthy Bama/AU threadjack in a while.
Kodi — that’s a cute name. How are her friends Misti, Brandi, and Mandi?
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 21, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Orson, where’s my cheesecake?
by Matt Leinart's 2006 Rose Bowl Victory! on Sep 21, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The “I didn’t fart!” look on his face makes the photo.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
18 – Yeah, it takes months to recover from a good Crooming.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 21, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@Jerkwheat – sadly all us Irish fans would be fucking thrilled by that.
by GamecockTony on Sep 21, 2007 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don’t tell me that pic was the Cheesecake. Maybe several thousand cheesecakes later!
by Brian on Sep 21, 2007 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why so stingy with the cheesecake? Don’t be stingy with the cheesecake!
by RIP Logan Young on Sep 21, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Weis is as big a believer in blockin’ and tacklin’ as Bobby Bowden is:
by Year2-Dave on Sep 21, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#14
that’s b/c on fanbase is fat and happy for the time being, and the other doesn’t want to talk about it.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 21, 2007 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look close and you’ll see cheesecake between Big Charlies legs or was that fromunda cheese? My bad…
by Touchdown74 on Sep 21, 2007 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fat “charlie eats the chocolate factory” being kicked down the well…WHERE THE HELL IS THE CHEESECAKE?
by Chris on Sep 21, 2007 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I told you that I own a shirt that reads: Charlie Weis Ate My Family, would that be something you would be interested in?
by chilltown on Sep 21, 2007 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BUNDA! BUNDA! BUNDA! BUNDA!
We have to have the BUNDA to wipe that image out of our brains.
by sjs1959 on Sep 21, 2007 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you sure that’s not Charlie Weis’s head on Mike Golic’s body?
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 21, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus H. Weis, you people carping for bunda really need to get out on these internets more.
by Brian O'Blivion on Sep 21, 2007 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Charlie Weis, Mark Mangino, and Phil Fulmer all beat anorexia for the purpose of being too big to be kicked into a well. We should all learn from their wisdom.
by Anonymous IV on Sep 21, 2007 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You motherfuckers! Consider your throats slit!
by lunchbucket on Sep 22, 2007 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Found a few great anti-Weis shirts while poking around online that you fellow Weis-haters will love. Didn’t see any Fulmer ones… although he could’ve eaten his.
by Weis Hater on Sep 22, 2007 1:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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