Comments on: FSU PLAYERS SUSPENDED FOR BYE WEEK

By: patrick

patrick — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:43:37 +0000

went there saturday night, boned a sorostitute. nobody got tased.

By: gatorhippy

gatorhippy — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:24:48 +0000

FSU = Forcibly Subdued University

By: R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger

R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:48:16 +0000

In order to use the Tazer… one must follow the rules of entazement.

http://sports.ktar.com/?sid=473682&nid=73

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:52:23 +0000

Can I be the first to vote COACH O to FSU? Its in Florida, full of lakes and swamps, his natural habitat, and he could go out at night with his players and show them proper throwing-the-bounce-thru-the-plate glass technique at 2am. Then, once they realize he wont calm down ,shoot him with Tazer darts, then, watch them run in horror after he takes the full charge, he pulls out the darts, eats them, then reels in the poor cop thats still attached to the Tazer chords. He would be begging to get Tazed….PLEESTAZAARDACOACHOINAAZZZZ !!!IZDATALLUGOTFORDACOACHOOOO!!!

By: roaminggator

roaminggator — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:20:09 +0000

If it is true there is a positive correlation between on the field success and arrests, then FSU and Miami should have 10 National Titles between them for the last 15 years….

By: NoleinTexas

NoleinTexas — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:04:55 +0000

Surrat makes Ned look like a gimpy bitch. Any sucker can get to a brawl late, it takes a real cripple to throw down with the popo.

By: Sal

Sal — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:42:14 +0000

Geno Taze?

By: pfhokie

pfhokie — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:37:42 +0000

COME ON WITH THE TARTA DE QUESO.

By: PW

PW — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:30:12 +0000

That article refers to Potbelly’s as “a popular hangout spot,” which, to me, conjures up images of 1950’s malt shoppes. I picture Geno and Joe sitting there with their letterman jackets on, chatting up the cute waitress, when all of the sudden, some square comes along and spills Geno’s milkshake on his new slacks. “What the hell, lawya?” says Geno, and it’s all downhill from there.

Also, even though I’ve seen him play several times, including three times in person, I never realized Joe Surratt was white.

By: GusWaldo

GusWaldo — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:26:39 +0000

EDSBS…you guys are awesome! Gosh this site is killing me with all the dirt you guys dig up on these clowns.

ADELANTE with the Tazing!

Go GATORS!!

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:23:31 +0000

Cheesecake/Cheesecake/Cheesecake

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:12:22 +0000

pelican pants…check a schedule…the game is in jacksonville.

By: TLH Gator

TLH Gator — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:09:57 +0000

@ Nic

So, the next time you went, the same clerk looked at you and said, “You’re not here for the food, are you?”

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:08:01 +0000

Dont lie dude you were in the FSU locker room and you know it.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:05:36 +0000

Man with FSU coming to Alabama, and Tuscaloosa PD who has adopted Nicks Sabans mantra: “We dont have time for that shit”, I am sure we can call this the Tazer Bowl, since Simeon Castille was close to getting tazered, messing around town at roughly the same time frame the FSU guys were. The over under is 5 players end up in cuffs.