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1
Seven Years in Gainesville says:
I’m very softly weeping.
Orson, do you ever get tired of the praise?
September 20th, 2007 at 10:27 am
2
DevilGrad says:
Color me impressed and surprised. Either the Orgeron can type, or Ole Miss has very good voice recognition software.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:33 am
3
Jimer says:
Holy shit Orson, that is some funny stuff. You are light years ahead of us mere mortals. You must have a UF education.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:33 am
4
CatFanInDC says:
Brilliant. Simply…. brilliant.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:34 am
5
gerry dorsey says:
billy ocean IS one smooth motherfucker.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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Out of Conference says:
You’re a crack dealer, Orson. You give us free samples to get us hooked, and then one day when we click over here, you’re going to have a pop-up that says you now charge for admission. Sad thing is, we will all blindly reach for our credit cards without hesitation.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:50 am
7
Will says:
I feel the sudden urge to yell ‘HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLA’ at my wife tonight…
September 20th, 2007 at 10:55 am
8
BurritoBrosShits says:
My God I got to stop reading this in the library or people will think my ass is insane. Funny as hell Orson…
September 20th, 2007 at 11:04 am
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JJ says:
Gotz to be voice recognition software…the O is illiterate.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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NoleinTexas says:
It’s going to be a sad, sad day when Ole Miss cans The Big O.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:31 am
11
Signal to Noise says:
The Orgeron must be required to have a D-I head coaching job at all times for our amusement.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:43 am
12
Whitey says:
You had me at “The Baby Story”…
September 20th, 2007 at 11:54 am
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seventyeight says:
After reading The Blind Side, I am convinced Coach O really does write like that. BravoEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:54 am
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Godfrey says:
Having seen the angered specimen in question live and in the flesh, he can communicate in written formats. The concept was watershed, kind of like in a zombie movie when they learn to use a doorhandle. Or was that raptors?
Either way, North Florida is down wind. You’re all fucked.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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Bex says:
I’m with JJ and DevilGrad on this one…Ole Miss has great voice-recognition software.
I think “HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAH” is going to be a standard greeting to everyone I know now.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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Cincy says:
“SNITCHEZGETSTITCHEZBITCHEZ!!”
I had to read that (and many other things) a few times to get it right, but it was worth the wait.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
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Tricky Dick says:
+1 for dropping “Tahitian Treat” on us.
Very nice.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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panhandler says:
I’ll say it again… Billy Ocean is The Ocean That’s Sweeping Across America.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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Boy Howdy says:
Orson will be inside DA MAGICCOACHO KIDNAPPASACK later tonight.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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Taco Bell Soft Tacos says:
There is no Hardee’s in Oxford. It closed down and was made into a BK about 8 years ago. Supposedly they were putting rat turds in the sausage patties.
September 20th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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lance harbor says:
I was in tears by 8 a.m. And Tahitian Treat is hard to find, it’s a celebration whenever a store is found where it is sold. It is also the secret ingredient in Robitussin.
September 20th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:
Is it Lemsday already?
September 20th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
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PW says:
I like that there’s both a “The Orgeron” and a “my god The Orgeron” category.
So here’s my question– could you envision a scenario which would warrant the first tag, but may not be severe enough to warrant the second one? Like maybe he starts to bludgeon you to death with a 70-lb. catfish, but then he loses interest and walks away when you play dead, allowing you to escape with only a severe concussion and a great story to tell your buddies.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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D'Jango says:
I commend anyone who was able to read and understand that entire thing.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
#11
If I still lived in Mississippi I would be calling my state rep & begging him to make it a law that The Orgeron would be Coach For Life in Oxfah. If he didn’t exist, we would have to invent him.
If that can’t be done, perhaps we can get Congress involved.
Orson- what is he doing after 6PM? Out drinkinround Oxfah wid his sebbentypoun catsfish?
September 20th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
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matty blue says:
i gotta say, as a midwesterner…
…i have no fucking idea what a single word of that means. not one.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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WarMachine says:
I want HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAH! on a t-shirt.
September 20th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
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Nate (ltdomer98) says:
Gotta echo the praise for the Tahitian Treat. I love that stuff. It’s hard enough to find in the States–no way I can get that here in Japan.
September 20th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
COACHOGITTENDA POSSUMHOLLAHPOSSUM INDA HUMMAH TELLUMBOUTITJOJO!!!! SOLOMONGRUNDYSMASHHHH!!!
IMISSDABRENTSHAFUHH!!
September 20th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
PATRICKWILLAHS U CANQUITPLAYIN PRO AND CUMMAONNAHOME ANPLAY THISSATTADAY FORDACOACHOJUSONEMORRATIME-A!!NOBODYWILLHAFFATOOKNOW11
September 20th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
gettainna da patented coacholovetusslehold!
I am both amused and simultaneously horrified by the thought…
September 20th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
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JSlostemall says:
From a State fan; I thank you.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:37 am
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punterjoe says:
funniest thing i have ever read, hands down. surprised to hear that ya’ll find tahitian treat hard to find, both wal mart’s in meridian, ms have it every day.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:28 am
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CLTDawg says:
….the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament……
September 21st, 2007 at 2:07 pm