COACH O'S OUTLOOK PAGE: FRIDAY, FLORIDA WEEK.
by Orson on Sep 20, 2007 11:26 AM EDT
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I’m very softly weeping.
Orson, do you ever get tired of the praise?
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 20, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
Color me impressed and surprised. Either the Orgeron can type, or Ole Miss has very good voice recognition software.
by DevilGrad on Sep 20, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
Holy shit Orson, that is some funny stuff. You are light years ahead of us mere mortals. You must have a UF education.
by Jimer on Sep 20, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
You’re a crack dealer, Orson. You give us free samples to get us hooked, and then one day when we click over here, you’re going to have a pop-up that says you now charge for admission. Sad thing is, we will all blindly reach for our credit cards without hesitation.
by Out of Conference on Sep 20, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
I feel the sudden urge to yell ‘HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLA’ at my wife tonight…
by Will on Sep 20, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
My God I got to stop reading this in the library or people will think my ass is insane. Funny as hell Orson…
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 20, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
Gotz to be voice recognition software…the O is illiterate.
by JJ on Sep 20, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
It’s going to be a sad, sad day when Ole Miss cans The Big O.
by NoleinTexas on Sep 20, 2007 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
The Orgeron must be required to have a D-I head coaching job at all times for our amusement.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 20, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
After reading The Blind Side, I am convinced Coach O really does write like that. BravoEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH.
by seventyeight on Sep 20, 2007 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Having seen the angered specimen in question live and in the flesh, he can communicate in written formats. The concept was watershed, kind of like in a zombie movie when they learn to use a doorhandle. Or was that raptors?
Either way, North Florida is down wind. You’re all fucked.
by Godfrey on Sep 20, 2007 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
I’m with JJ and DevilGrad on this one…Ole Miss has great voice-recognition software.
I think “HOLLAHPOSSUMHOLLAH” is going to be a standard greeting to everyone I know now.
by Bex on Sep 20, 2007 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
“SNITCHEZGETSTITCHEZBITCHEZ!!”
I had to read that (and many other things) a few times to get it right, but it was worth the wait.
by Cincy on Sep 20, 2007 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
+1 for dropping “Tahitian Treat” on us.
Very nice.
by Tricky Dick on Sep 20, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll say it again… Billy Ocean is The Ocean That’s Sweeping Across America.
by panhandler on Sep 20, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Orson will be inside DA MAGICCOACHO KIDNAPPASACK later tonight.
by Boy Howdy on Sep 20, 2007 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
There is no Hardee’s in Oxford. It closed down and was made into a BK about 8 years ago. Supposedly they were putting rat turds in the sausage patties.
by Taco Bell Soft Tacos on Sep 20, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
I was in tears by 8 a.m. And Tahitian Treat is hard to find, it’s a celebration whenever a store is found where it is sold. It is also the secret ingredient in Robitussin.
by lance harbor on Sep 20, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
I like that there’s both a “The Orgeron” and a “my god The Orgeron” category.
So here’s my question— could you envision a scenario which would warrant the first tag, but may not be severe enough to warrant the second one? Like maybe he starts to bludgeon you to death with a 70-lb. catfish, but then he loses interest and walks away when you play dead, allowing you to escape with only a severe concussion and a great story to tell your buddies.
by PW on Sep 20, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
I commend anyone who was able to read and understand that entire thing.
by D'Jango on Sep 20, 2007 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
#11
If I still lived in Mississippi I would be calling my state rep & begging him to make it a law that The Orgeron would be Coach For Life in Oxfah. If he didn’t exist, we would have to invent him.
If that can’t be done, perhaps we can get Congress involved.
Orson- what is he doing after 6PM? Out drinkinround Oxfah wid his sebbentypoun catsfish?
by yoyofutbawl on Sep 20, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
i gotta say, as a midwesterner…
…i have no fucking idea what a single word of that means. not one.
by matty blue on Sep 20, 2007 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta echo the praise for the Tahitian Treat. I love that stuff. It’s hard enough to find in the States—no way I can get that here in Japan.
by Nate (ltdomer98) on Sep 20, 2007 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
COACHOGITTENDA POSSUMHOLLAHPOSSUM INDA HUMMAH TELLUMBOUTITJOJO!!!! SOLOMONGRUNDYSMASHHHH!!!
IMISSDABRENTSHAFUHH!!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 20, 2007 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
PATRICKWILLAHS U CANQUITPLAYIN PRO AND CUMMAONNAHOME ANPLAY THISSATTADAY FORDACOACHOJUSONEMORRATIME-A!!NOBODYWILLHAFFATOOKNOW11
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 20, 2007 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
gettainna da patented coacholovetusslehold!
I am both amused and simultaneously horrified by the thought…
by Futbawl Fan on Sep 20, 2007 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
funniest thing i have ever read, hands down. surprised to hear that ya’ll find tahitian treat hard to find, both wal mart’s in meridian, ms have it every day.
by punterjoe on Sep 21, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
….the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament……
by CLTDawg on Sep 21, 2007 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
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