SING, YE SEA DOGS, PRAISE OF MIKE LEACH.

100 bottles of rum to you, yarr.

I have been speaking various southern Philipino dialects all day in honor.

when i saw that today was talk like a pirate day, i hoped you’d take the time to honor the greatest pirate among us, mike leach

yarrrr!

the whole pirate day thing is fuckin stupid

Avast! I knew ye would not be dissapointin’, Cap’n Swindle.

oh shove off, stapler

Great Neptune’s jockstrap!

stapler must be an aggie-soldier

Stapler,

I’z s’pose ye be tellin us santa dosnt exist now? Yarrrrr!

Those people on talklikeapirate.com look like the unpopular-fat-kids-in-highschool-that-were-in-the -drama-club grown up.

stapler you picked the wrong “holiday” to bash on this website. what was the other no-fun commenters name??? he and stapler should hang.

but i digress…i hope the tt pirates kick that aggie ass.

yarrrrrr….cap’n leach me matey

In honor of the day, Marques Slocum has a yard arm.

As his team raced onto the field, he gazed into the stands filled with screaming fans and wondered about the several thousand “cadets” from Texas A.&M. clustered in one end zone. They wear military uniforms and buzz cuts, holler in unison and stand at attention the entire game. “How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?” he asked. “The thing is, they aren’t actually in the military. I ought to have Mike’s Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you’re a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we’ll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that.”

This is the best quote in the history of football by a coach not named Spurrier.

[TEAM REDACTED] scored 34 on Mizzou because of shitty run defense. Mizzou’s pass defense isn’t much better, but remember this: Graham Harrell has a vagina.

“Dont tase me, bro!”

-Jackass

Arrrgh me mateys,and wenches, Capn Mike Leach eerily resembles Harry from Dumb and Dumber,arrgh,
me thinks he will never find the buried treasure in the BCS….“Rhymin & Stealin”

Because mutiny on the bounty’s what we’re all about
I’m gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
‘Cause I’m bad gettin’ bolder – cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you’ve got beef – you’ll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man’s chest
And I shot those suckers and I’ll shoot the rest

Most illingest b-boy – I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I’m rhymin’ and stealin’

Snatching gold chains – vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches – and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.‘s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the EDSBS boys have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin’ in the riggin’ and cuttin’ your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches – man they’re on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

Ali Baba and the forty thieves

Torching and crakin’ and rhymin’ and stealin’
Robbin’ and raping – busting two in the ceiling
I’m wheeling’ – I’m dealin’ – I’m drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower – and I’m always stinking
Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips – she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing – killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

I’ve been drinking my rum – a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard’s weak – Moby Dick’s on the tick
‘Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded – I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones’ locker
Rhymin’ and stealin’ in a drunken state
And I’ll be rockin’ my rhymes all the way to Hell’s gate

I had to post that. I heard Cap’n Leach plays that at half time to remind them that they are, in fact, modern day pirates. Modern day being a song from ’85

Not sure I understand the love for Leach – after all, he lost a bowl game to Mike Shula.

best disclaimer ever.

#19

So did Urban Meyer…it happens to the best of them.

1. 19.

So did Urban Meyer…It happens to the best of them.

Will Hill, one of the nation’s top recruits is expected to commit with the Gators soon. He currently plays QB and Strong Safety. In annoucing his plan to play SS in college he said, “Quarterbacks wear skirts, I like to hit people.”

Actually, the best line in that article is “By all rights they should be Red Raider slaves.” Yarr, indeed.

To the national media: Did you really think Leach wouldn’t have any decent receivers this year? He doesn’t rebuild, he reloads.

Cap’n Leach’s tragic flaw is his loyalty to the worst first mate seen in these here parts, defensive coordinator “Bootstrap” Lyle Setencich. Lyle refuses to abandon his horrid Mackovic-like “read and react” scheme, even when the opposition (i.e. Alabama) is moving the ball at will. Check the time of possession stats for the Cotton Bowl; Bama had the ball for 39 minutes. THIRTY-NINE FRICKIN’ MINUTES!!! (And if not for the worst looking made field goal in the history of football, Tech still wins that game in OT)

http://texastech.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/stats/2005-2006/tt_12.html

As for this year, Saturday in Stillwater will tell a great deal about this team. Win, and great things could be on the horizon—9/10/11 wins, possibly, and really big games in November versus Big Red Sports and Imports, and Butterteeth’s merry band of criminals from UT-Austin. Lose, and we’re probably headed to another Insight Bowl.

[Either way, Aggy better get ready for another embarrassing disembowelment…many of their fans have quit going to Lubbock because they know what’s coming their way.]

Stapler, it’s all in good fun…get the stick outta your ass before Cap’n Leach hangs you from the yardarm…YARRRRRR!!!

#19

No Joe Kines beat Tech

Joe Kines and Prothro beat Meyer.

you people leave coach fran alone!!!!!! :-(

http://ramblingraiders.blogspot.com/

“melons with holes cut in them” — Orson’s been reading Suttree?

What we really need is a true Pirate matchup – TTU vs ECU. Skip Holtz does a great yarrr, too.

1. - Stapler must walk the plank…….

#24, if Tech loses in Stillwater this year, Tech should forfeit the rest of the season and close up shop.