MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JOHN CHAVIS

Looks like Slingblade done gained a few pounds, mmm-hmm.

that Brandon James TD punt return wasn’t sped up, was it?

Every video is funnier when sped up and played over “Yakety Sax.” They should play those donate-money-to-help-this-dying-African-orphan commercials like that. I’d be more likely to donate.

Bravo, Bravo…

You’re welcome, on behalf of the University of Tennesee at Knoxville.

Also, hasn’t Coach Chavis been used already? Does he get a “Lifetime Achievement Award” from you based on his multiple appearances on “MW-MFers” and his continuance in bending over when the orange and white play the orange and blue?

Mustache Wednesday Motherfuckers!!!!

…it’s been awhile, I got a little excited…

Benny Hill clip videos make the ultimate highlight reel look like something you’d see on the HS sports show on public access.

+100 ’tails.

I’ve seen better mustaches on Eastern European women (this is not a joke).

oh, BTW, when, please god WHENNNNN are we going to see a College band whip out this song after the other team has some worth play where the ball is fumbled and 6 guys fail to get it.

Wooly Willy wants his schtick back.

oh, THAT’S what they mean by SEC Team Speed…

Well, to be fair, you need BennyHillVision to cram every UF highlight from that game into 3:31, right?

Is it just me, or is there a slight resemblance between Chavis and the old Dunkin’ Donuts “time to make the donuts” guy?

#13
By God that is Genius!!
And now we know why Phil Fulmer hired him in the first place….not to run the Defense, but to make the goddamn donuts! Brilliant!

This “Yakety Sax” makes a nice contrast to the Notre Dame fuck-up-a-thon that made the rounds earlier this week — that one had Jimmy Clausen and the ND offense getting crushed by the Wolverines, this one’s a defense getting comprehensively and maniacally pwn3d by the Gators.

You don’t suppose Tennessee traded defenses with the ’06 Buckeyes for a game, do you?

#13

holy shit…start the photoshopping. up until now i’ve only seen phat phil at krispy kreme.

Mr Pelicanpants,

Why did I visualize the Guiness commericials right after reading your comment……..

Thanks for posting my vid! And yeah, #12 – you need high-speed BennyHillVision to get that many highlights in the video without needing multiple rounds of Yakety Sax and driving everyone insane.

This was the best Heisman campaign video I’ve ever seen.

We’re allowed to beat up two of our own if someone ever brings a large letter T and a Bow to the Swamp.

Orson, I would have thought you would have dedicated this Mustache Wednesday to Vern Lundquist after the EDSBS name drop from last week’s throttling of UTenn. At least a little Microsoft Paint artwork should be owed to that man…

From Florida Today: http://forums.floridatoday.com/viewtopic.php?t=49889

Florida backup tight end Derek Baldry, who spent four years serving in the Army as a member of the 3rd Ranger Battalion and saw two tours of duty in the Middle East, told Florida Today that some of the Tennessee players gave up Florida’s 59-20 win last Saturday.

Baldry is on the UF field goal and extra-point team and he said late in the game one of the UT defenders told him not to bother to block him, that he was tired and wasn’t going to rush the kick.

When the ball was snapped, the defender stood up, rather than rush.

The incident is the talk of the Florida team, about how it wore down the Vols and made them give up.

“One of them on one of the extra-points decided not to rush,‘’ Baldry said. "He said he was tired. It’s unbelievable to have a rivalry like that come into your stadium and after the first quarter basically dominate them.’’

Baldry said seeing a UT player give up fired up the team.

“In the locker room, that’s all everbody was talking about,‘’ Baldry said. "It just seemed like we were going at a different speed than they were, especially at the end.’

Hey where was the monster hit Newton laid on the defensive back late in the 4th quarter?

Also, for old times sake, how bout a yakety sax version of the Ohio State game??

everytime percy touches the ball i hear Yakety Sax in my head.

Mark May should be a candidate for this next week. He looks terrible.