TEXAS PLAYER: "I WHOOPED THEM LAWYAZ."

They had a huge muhfukka kickin’ the grits out they head.

I have very little to add save that I love that picture, I really do.

Crook ’em, Horns!

quick question: how many FC points would this earn if this was the offseason? Inquiring minds would like to know…

I’ve heard of a NARC but not a nark, was it supposed to be snarked?

Why exactly do bitches deserve to get kicked?

man! fuck dat spider!

What will the cup be called when Fulmer is fired at the end of this season?

Funny they didn’t know jail phones are tapped, but otherwise … depressing. Sometimes there just aren’t any laughs to be mined from criminals on scholarship.

Old School McDonalds commercials are hilarious.

#4:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nark

Re: #5

The question isn’t why should bitches be kicked, it’s why shouldn’t they be kicked, punched, maimed, slapped, slammed, bopped, jabbed, socked, walloped, plugged and/or pummeled.

Crunk Grimace brings a smile to my face everytime. It makes me wish Fulmer coached at Northwestern.

That’s the WKU Hilltopper’s evil twin brother.

Is there a story behind the Grimmace Purple Drank image? Cuz it’s freakin hilarious and I bet it’d be even funnier if there were some sort of back story.

rtr

#7….in honor of lifetime achievement, I propose the Tressel Cup (perhaps, given the state of …ahem….discipline at OSU and LSU, that the Miles Cup is apropos as well).

Snitchez Stitchez, I swear to God I’m going straight to the streets of Westwood with that one

they misspelled “narc.” it’s an older term, but still, spellcheck much? also, jail tapes are some of the most useful pieces of evidence in prosecutions for subsequent crimes, especially in domestic violence situations where you may have a reluctant witness or, in general cases like this one, where you have additional crimes.

excellent work, crimehorns. excellent.

threadjack alert

Hey Orson/Any other UF alum, do you know anything about the tasering of the UF journalism student during a John Kerry appearance at the University of Florida? It seems odd to taser a kid just for heckling Kerry, especially after he’s on the ground and they have six cops on top of him. I mean, I’d be tempted to heckle Kerry as well.

See the following link for an article:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hfZBulx_H-prruRU2Clj0dIgUOww

Here’s another article from the “Independent Florida Alligator:”

http://www.alligator.org/articles/2007/09/18/news/campus/arrest.txt

Machen sent out an email a few minutes ago about it. I didn’t know the UFPD was comprised of former Texas football players.

Looks like Butterteeth, err, Sheriff Rosco needs to recruit more playas!

snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers

Man, I always thought it was spelled “narc” as in the drug. Oh well, Carmelo Anthony taught me years ago not to snitch and I’ll be damned if I do.

Verne Lundquist is still waiting for his 100 cocktails, which you know is the only reason he plugged you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIYTJ75U4NU&mode=related&search=

Here’s a video of the whole thing. People were supposed to ask one question. Instead, this guy goes on a monologue, wasting people’s time and completely ignoring the rules as set up for the event. Both the police and Sen. Kerry ask the guy to get to the point and ask his question.

Instead, he starts sounding belligerent, almost to the point of haranguing Kerry. He attempts to ask several questions, again ignoring the rules and the police.

Finally the police go to arrest him for essentially hijacking the event and disrupting it. He gets even more belligerent, and resists arrest. Even when you think it’s unwarranted, you never, EVER resist arrest because if you hadn’t committed a crime before, by resisting arrest you now have. He kept fighting them, and he got a shock from Taser, but not the full brunt of what a Taser can do.

He’ll probably be charged with disrupting the peace, interfering with university proceedings, and resisting arrest, which is precisely what he did.

#7. It will always be the Fulmer Cup. It like the Stanley Cup. Fulmer “donated” this award for all of CFB to enjoy and it shall live on in his memery.

boooooooo0 threadjacking…booooooooooooooooo

more purple drank!!! imma go get me sommat!!

I thought he was trying to show up the cops the whole time and got exactly what he deserved. Check that – he deserved it long before they finally did.

Per wikipedia:

Purple Drank is an illegal recreational drink popular in the hip-hop community of the Southern United States. Its main ingredients are prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine.1

The purple-ish hue of Purple Drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup. Recently, the term has expanded to cover mixtures including over-the-counter cough syrup. Other terms for Purple Drank include Sizzurp, Drank, Purple Tonic, Texas Tea, Memphis Mud, Lean, Oil, Tsikuni, Barre, and Sir.

The mixture has also been referenced in lyrics of other rappers, including UGK’s “Sippin and Spinnin” and “Purple Drank”, as well as tracks by Paul Wall, Mike Jones, T.I., Chamillionaire, Big Moe, Slim Thug, and Z-Ro. In September of 2006, Terrence Kiel, a San Diego Chargers player, was arrested during practice for the possession with intent to sell of what authorities referred to as “Lean”.4.

New Orleans rapper Lil’ Wayne frequently mentions drinking Purple Drank. In the Duffle Bag Boy music video he can be seen holding a Styrofoam cup with “RIP DJ Screw” written on it. In the remix to “Throw Some D’s” on his mixtape Da Drought 3 he claims “I’m not a rookie, I’m a promethazine fiend.” He also refers to the substance in the song “We Takin’ Over,” where he says that “I like my Sprite Easter pink,” an overt reference to the color of the beverage.

Purple Drank can also refer to purple kool-aid, which is a favorite among the African American community.

The active ingredient of purple drank is codeine, a narcotic medication contained in prescription cough syrup. It is not made with over-the-counter cough syrups such as Robitussin. Some prescription cough syrups also contain anti-histamine medications, such as promethazine, which have a mild sedative effect. When taken in large quantities, both medications can lead to sedation and altered levels of consciousness.1 Although dextromethorphan is sometimes used recreationally, it has different effects. Standard strength purple drank contains 6.25 mg of codeine and 10 mg of promethazine per 5 mL.

The following are the effects of drinking syrup:

Feeling that everything is in slow-motion. This effect is the prime source for the sound and tempo of the hip hop subgenre chopped and screwed.
Euphoria
Dizziness, often causing the user to list side-to-side. This gives rise to one of the drug’s alternate names, “Lean”.
Reactions slowed
Inability to speak clearly
Vomiting
Visual color patterns (in high doses); in some severe cases may cause blindness.
Itching
Reduced coughing
Blurred vision
Insomnia
Difficulty walking in a normal manner
Floating sensation

I, too, have no insightful commentary on college football and simply love that picture.

In fact, I wouldn’t mind seeing it posted at random even in unrelated entries. We could all use a little cheer every now and then.

Hmmmm…..when I was in college purple drank was mushroom tea. When made, the schrooms used in the process turned the water purple. My how times change. I must be older than I thought.

RCR has a new hero:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297212,00.html

so the guy asks three questions instead of one at a Q&A session and you think he deserves to be beaten, tasered & arrested….thomas payne spits on you.

When did Ralph Friedgen get a pimped out grill?

“I thought he was trying to show up the cops the whole time and got exactly what he deserved. "

ya “showing up the cops” …I think there is a amendment that gives the death penalty for that….i’m pretty sure

I have two suggestions for the Fulmer Cup, should Phillip opt for studio work in the near future…

1) [Name Redacted] cup – getting better and better
2) Little Brown Jug (Is that one already taken)?

#28

aaahhh excellent point. the purple drank in this case is also known as “sizzurp” made popular in the song “sippin’ on some sizzurp” by three 6 mafia.

1) Keep Fulmer Cup alive. Regardless of whether or not Fatman’s career is.

2) We clearly need an in-season award of some kind, ala Butkus, Thorpe, & Doak Walker, for the sooper genii of college football. Something named after a player that, throughout their college years, typified excellence in FnDC, getting his drank on, cheap shotting QBs on the ground, stomping kittens, etc. Something which defines a player as clearly the most gangsta, thugged-out mothafuckah on the field anytime, everytime.

I hereby call for the creation of the Ron/Little Mexico Award, in honor of those fabulous Vick boys.

re #28 – I know this is from wikipedia, but do black people really prefer purple kool-aid? Is there anyone here that can speak to that? What flavor kool-aid do white folk prefer?

Longhorns representing the G-code, baby!

The Geto Boys would be proud.

Raider Red:

Us silly folks in flyover country figured purple drank was this:

http://www.luxco.com/public/brands/brands.asp?brandid=35

Grape soda and everclear, when mixed, are capable of inducing local variations in gravity.

#24
“interfering with university proceedings”

yes, I remember that in the Florida statutes somewhere…

my uncle was arrested and sentenced for interfering with university proceedings…you know…um…but it was…totally, you know…not cool and he was, like a complete friend of…the um…governor.

This could be why the Aggies call the folks from Austin ‘sips.’ Good as any other damn explanation for Aggie-ese.

I hereby present the debut of the Darnell Dockett Cup — awarded to the player or team that best demonstrates in-season thuggery, and /or traits of being a bandit, bully, criminal, delinquent, gang member, gangster, goon*, gorilla*, gunman, hired killer, hood, hooligan, killer, mobster, murderer, professional killer, punk, rapscaillion, rioter, rowdy, ruffian, or troublemaker.
May the best scalawag win!

Re: threadjack UF idiot getting escorted out by the fuzz – I bet charges will be dropped. Libveral whackjobs usually have charges dropped… maybe not at public forum speeches given by liberal whackjobs, though. I need to read up on liberal legal proceedings.

+1 to the good ole boy in the back row in the camo hat for not sneaking a good sucker punch on the perp when he had the chance. He showed very good mama-taught restraint, although his Daddy might give him hell about it after he watches the video on FoxNews.

Whitie likes red kool-aid, fool. Damn.

Wouldn’t an in-season award for degenerate behavior by a student-athlete have to be named for Lawrence Phillips?

Yes, Purple Passion was a big player in good ol’ Murdough Hall.

1. - I believe Mr. Snoop Doggy Dogg explained this through his lyrics, “Bitches ain’t shit.” My hip-hop knowledge also seems to fall short, but someone else said, “Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks.” I think that says it all.

Also, who would have guessed that one of the side effects of purple drank would be “reduced coughing?”

Saban bless purple drank. It’s what we serve at Sabanic Communion.

http://www.churchofsaban.com

I’ve got nothing to say other than that Grimmaz in da Hood rocks.

Cracks me up every time I look at him.

1. - No death penalty. Buy tasering…….hell yeah. When the cops ask to do something, you do it. Or deal with the consequences. If the dude had left like they asked him to, he’d wouldn’t have ended up squealing like a little girl.

purple drank i’m’a grip and sip
anything illegal, you know i flip
cuz who is mack brown coming
who is mack brown coming

as an alum of the University of Oklahoma, this latest arrest pleases me greatly – that kid committed to us, then backed out to go to texass – talking about dodging a bullet

as for the love of purple kool-aid in the african-american community, a law school friend of mine who happened to be black shed some light on this for me one night – here’s the transcript, as best i can remember:
her: you need to get some kool-aid over here if i’m gonna hang out here
me: ya know, i like kool-aid as much as the next guy, but damn, black folks love that shit. why is that?
her: b/c it’s cheap, cracka
me: water’s cheaper
her: water doesn’t have any taste. we need some taste

Florida always had some kool-aid handy on Good Times whenever JJ got thirsty.

1. - It’s a good thing the University of Oklahoma would never employ, er, allow such students at their school. Kids breaking the law? Only in Texas. Be proud, Sooner!

53-

when was the last time you saw an OU player shooting an uzi out of a dorm window while selling cocaine to an undercover cop? exactly

as usual, the longhorn program is 20 years behind the Sooners, and even then, they don’t do it with such style

Django: OU students are too busy not working at their jobs to commit crimes, after all.

And let he who has alums who fired assault rifles in the dorm not cast the first stone.

Might be ex post facto, but New Hampshire ought to get an award. Their backup quarterback, who hails from the mean streets of La Jolla, San Diego, has been booked with murder
and gang violence (“The Bird Rock Bandits”). It was last spring, so technically off-season.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20070907-1617-fbc-footballplayerarrested.html

I think the UPD overreacted. A little. But that guy should be the featured lesson in How Not To React When Confronted By the Police.

If you disagree, well, don’t Tase me, bro.

UPD was a bunch of poorly trained townies when I was a student in Hogtown. Now they apparently have tazers. Way to escalate the situation, guys!

1. dragon,

it was a q&a he really did want to hear the answer to the questions…lots of people do…if we aren’t allowed to ask the wrong questions without being beaten,arrested then this is a police state. He resisted arrest, yes….because he was trying to aska question when they started grabbing him…way before he said BJ…resisting rrest was about as against the law as resisting the redcoats was.