THE WAGER: FULFILLED
The Curious Index will be along in a minute. However, rent’s due, and someone’s check most definitely did not bounce. Holly, valiant Vol fan and sports bloggette from Ladies… and Snarkastic made a bet with us: if Florida won their matchup against Tennessee, then she would have to write a certain phrase on her boobs for our perusal and the rest of the universe’s, as well. If Florida lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity’s sake.
(This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.)
This happened on Saturday, among other events:

RHINO RHINO RHINO!!!
…meaning Holly had to pay up. And being the honorable, courageous fan she is, she paid up. Given that Tennessee has given up over 40 points to two opponents already this season, she’ll need all the courage she can muster. And a shirt, evidently
Click the jump to see the fine artwork of victory drawn onto her rack. Salut! to Holly.










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Futbawl Fan says:
Auburn fans are beginning to copy this phrase at this very moment
September 17th, 2007 at 8:44 am
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Slims says:
If it weren’t for college sports, this wouldn’t be so…
a) funny
b) non-erotic
c) appropriate
d) all of the above
September 17th, 2007 at 8:44 am
3
gindole says:
[Golf clap]
September 17th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Holly says:
So, how was everybody’s weekend?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
this may be the first time I have ever had an erection while crying
September 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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spartymike says:
Brava, Holly…brava.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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Beatuofa says:
+100 cocktails to you, ma’am.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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rjsplow says:
i think the arrows toward the cans were a tasteful, if not understated, finishing touch to the ubiquitous nature of Florida’s domination over all things tennessee this weekend.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:54 am
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Edsall is God says:
Doesn’t Tebow have enough boobs these days on the Florida campus?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:54 am
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jebushchrist says:
Holly – At least now you won’t have to listen to these guys say “she’s probably a mouth breather” anymore.
I believe you’ve taken care of that.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Out of Conference says:
Hats off to you, Holly, for being a great sport.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Hey, anyone want to see a picture of “PROPERTY OF IOWA STATE” drawn on my manhood?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Allahver Fist says:
I want to see a reverse image of the lettering on Swindle’s face.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:56 am
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BDoc says:
From Friday Cheesecake to Monday Redhead, EDSBS just keeps getting better and better.
Thank you Orson and Holly for making this one of the best Monday mornings evaaaar!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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Bully Van De Graaff says:
It’s like two bald midgets in a headlock.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:58 am
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ALGator says:
Aye… a more beautiful site these eyes have never seen.
We salute you, Holly. GO GATORS!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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PW says:
5
Speak for yourself, my friend.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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Verne L says:
Ahhh titties
::eyes are twinkling::
September 17th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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Rabid Badger says:
Well done Holly. A better sport than some people would have been. Hats off to you.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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Out of Conference says:
13 AF & 12 OPS – you both made me crack up loudly. Well played.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:06 am
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fotodog says:
Fantastic.
Holly,
Thanks for being a good sport. I can’t imagine what it is like with tons of guys and Verne all screaming for your boobs, so they can drool over them (figuratively, of course).
Awburn got Croomed & ND is now the Temple of college football- and I don’t mean Touchdown Jesus, I mean like the Temple Owls. Life is pretty darn good.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:06 am
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Allahver Fist says:
I wish Tebow would slow down the ‘ascending to heaven’ thing – at least for 3 years. It really puts the whole ‘I’m going to hell’ destiny right in my face.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:08 am
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southernmost says:
The only way this could possibly be better is if she was carrying a dozen steins of beer while the polka version of O&B played in the background.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:09 am
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Lars says:
So are the boobs just naturally orange or was it a sunburn?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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Stockman says:
Salute Holly, you’re a real trooper and a great sport. o7
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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Cruzer says:
I hope Mr. Tebow doesn’t mind us ogling his rack.
This does beg the question who owns Holly’s dickmitten?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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maskedavenger says:
Holly,
A lovely set – thanks for sharing (or should I thank Coach Fulmer?). So are you still planning to just let the marker fade?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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Bully Van De Graaff says:
Tommy Tuberville did something similar Sunday. He wrote “CROOMED” on his ass this weekend.
The left cheek had CRO and the right cheek had MED.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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rtider says:
A woman of her word. She must not be married.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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jpreedy says:
After Wisconsins shit-fest this weekend, I almost had to write “Property of Duran Lawson” on my member. Unfortunately, due to size contraints, I would have only been able to fit “Property of Du” on it…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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robert says:
Well played, Holly.
I almost spit up my drink in a hotel bar when I heard a EDSBS reference by Vern, too. Congrats.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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The Last Dragon says:
With the ass kicking the Vols took, we should have gotten the bunda to go with the boobies.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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AllWhoYonder says:
“A woman of her word. She must not be married.”
Is that an observation or an order?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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PW says:
30
I know what you mean, mine doesn’t say “PRO” because it’s a professional, if you catch my drift.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:19 am
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Der Schatten says:
What a helluva’ sport! Kudos to breasteses.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:21 am
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omfdg says:
I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL
For the first time in forver possibly, Saturday was teh PERFECT SATURDAY.
Every single team I was pulling for won
Every single team I hate lost
1000 cocktails to college football.
And Holly – seeing as how you’re such a great sport and all, let’s place a bet on the third saturday in october!!
ROLL TIDE
September 17th, 2007 at 9:23 am
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N.L. Saban says:
Perhaps I could make time for this…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Cleavage is great and all, but I don’t know. I guess I just expected nipples. Oh well, it does lessen the sting of Florida winning and Tebow looking like a beast in the process.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Der Schatten says:
36: That is soooo true.
UT: Ass kicked;
Ark: Lost, but D-Mac polished his resume for NY;
Aubie (after all their shit) tripped over their collective dicks and got Croomed;
ND was destroyed (and lost another QB!);
Troy won big time;
Hell, the Who’s even covered a 40 point spread with a backup QB!
And, being stuck here in the Midwest, the Big 12 got to see what happens to Big 12 N teams playing real opponents!
September 17th, 2007 at 9:28 am
40
Whitey says:
Holly -
I believe the Partridge Family said it best…
“I think I love you.. so what am I so afraid of…”
September 17th, 2007 at 9:30 am
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Land of Os(borne) says:
Coach Callahan, do you believe you should have ‘Property of Stafon Johnson’ tattooed onto your left ass cheek?
“We’re getting there. We’re making progress toward that goal. It’s gonna take time, but we’re putting in the work it takes to make it happen. Our goals for this season are still intact even if it means we have to wait on that one….”
September 17th, 2007 at 9:39 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Now, doing it for ya on the main stage is the beautiful…..Miss Holly…..guys dont be afraid guys.. just come on down front and get ready to be entertained… she lost a bet this weekend…and she’s paying up… we have enough markers for everyone.. we like to call this the Sharpie Lapdance…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:40 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Now that I am studying the picture, that…looks….like… the letters are done in CAKE ICING!!! Incredible edible Cake Icing in Florida colors. A living victory cake except that the candles are covered up.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:43 am
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John In Huntsville says:
What’s with the bra?
When I read about the bet I thought we were going to see some cornfed, Tennessee titties in all of their glory.
C’mon Holly. Let’s do this Mardi Gras style.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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gerry dorsey says:
i’ll say 36 d’s.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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CampRandall says:
Holy shit, Florida looked great Saturday…well done Gators, looks like Urban will be dominating the SEC for some time. Does anyone else notice that defenses around the country are a step behind offenses – seeing a lot of high scoring blow-outs.
Looks like a 4 horse race, USC, LSU, UF, and OU…everyone else is light years behind in talent, speed, and coaching.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Holly says:
!! Gerry, you should do that for a living. Whatever that “living” might entail.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Nic says:
#30…I have a tattoo on my junk that says ‘WY’…but when i get aroused, you see the whole message
‘Welcome to Jamaica, Hope you enjoy your stay’
….I’m lying
September 17th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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BamaTaxMan says:
Holly (and Orson),
Thank you for the display, the sportsmanship, and (Holly only) a really nice pair.
Given the state of my world right now (moving Mom to an assisted living facility today) – you don’t know how much I appreciate the smile, laugh, and leer.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am
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DevilGrad says:
You’re a good sport, Holly, and the black mourning bra was a nice touch.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am