THE WAGER: FULFILLED
The Curious Index will be along in a minute. However, rent’s due, and someone’s check most definitely did not bounce. Holly, valiant Vol fan and sports bloggette from Ladies… and Snarkastic made a bet with us: if Florida won their matchup against Tennessee, then she would have to write a certain phrase on her boobs for our perusal and the rest of the universe’s, as well. If Florida lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity’s sake.
(This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.)
This happened on Saturday, among other events:

RHINO RHINO RHINO!!!
…meaning Holly had to pay up. And being the honorable, courageous fan she is, she paid up. Given that Tennessee has given up over 40 points to two opponents already this season, she’ll need all the courage she can muster. And a shirt, evidently
Click the jump to see the fine artwork of victory drawn onto her rack. Salut! to Holly.










1
Futbawl Fan says:
Auburn fans are beginning to copy this phrase at this very moment
September 17th, 2007 at 8:44 am
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Slims says:
If it weren’t for college sports, this wouldn’t be so…
a) funny
b) non-erotic
c) appropriate
d) all of the above
September 17th, 2007 at 8:44 am
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gindole says:
[Golf clap]
September 17th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Holly says:
So, how was everybody’s weekend?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
this may be the first time I have ever had an erection while crying
September 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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spartymike says:
Brava, Holly…brava.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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Beatuofa says:
+100 cocktails to you, ma’am.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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rjsplow says:
i think the arrows toward the cans were a tasteful, if not understated, finishing touch to the ubiquitous nature of Florida’s domination over all things tennessee this weekend.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:54 am
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Edsall is God says:
Doesn’t Tebow have enough boobs these days on the Florida campus?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:54 am
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jebushchrist says:
Holly – At least now you won’t have to listen to these guys say “she’s probably a mouth breather” anymore.
I believe you’ve taken care of that.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Out of Conference says:
Hats off to you, Holly, for being a great sport.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Hey, anyone want to see a picture of “PROPERTY OF IOWA STATE” drawn on my manhood?
September 17th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Allahver Fist says:
I want to see a reverse image of the lettering on Swindle’s face.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:56 am
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BDoc says:
From Friday Cheesecake to Monday Redhead, EDSBS just keeps getting better and better.
Thank you Orson and Holly for making this one of the best Monday mornings evaaaar!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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Bully Van De Graaff says:
It’s like two bald midgets in a headlock.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:58 am
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ALGator says:
Aye… a more beautiful site these eyes have never seen.
We salute you, Holly. GO GATORS!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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PW says:
5
Speak for yourself, my friend.
September 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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Verne L says:
Ahhh titties
::eyes are twinkling::
September 17th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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Rabid Badger says:
Well done Holly. A better sport than some people would have been. Hats off to you.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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Out of Conference says:
13 AF & 12 OPS – you both made me crack up loudly. Well played.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:06 am
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fotodog says:
Fantastic.
Holly,
Thanks for being a good sport. I can’t imagine what it is like with tons of guys and Verne all screaming for your boobs, so they can drool over them (figuratively, of course).
Awburn got Croomed & ND is now the Temple of college football- and I don’t mean Touchdown Jesus, I mean like the Temple Owls. Life is pretty darn good.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:06 am
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Allahver Fist says:
I wish Tebow would slow down the ‘ascending to heaven’ thing – at least for 3 years. It really puts the whole ‘I’m going to hell’ destiny right in my face.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:08 am
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southernmost says:
The only way this could possibly be better is if she was carrying a dozen steins of beer while the polka version of O&B played in the background.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:09 am
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Lars says:
So are the boobs just naturally orange or was it a sunburn?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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Stockman says:
Salute Holly, you’re a real trooper and a great sport. o7
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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Cruzer says:
I hope Mr. Tebow doesn’t mind us ogling his rack.
This does beg the question who owns Holly’s dickmitten?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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maskedavenger says:
Holly,
A lovely set – thanks for sharing (or should I thank Coach Fulmer?). So are you still planning to just let the marker fade?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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Bully Van De Graaff says:
Tommy Tuberville did something similar Sunday. He wrote “CROOMED” on his ass this weekend.
The left cheek had CRO and the right cheek had MED.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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rtider says:
A woman of her word. She must not be married.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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jpreedy says:
After Wisconsins shit-fest this weekend, I almost had to write “Property of Duran Lawson” on my member. Unfortunately, due to size contraints, I would have only been able to fit “Property of Du” on it…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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robert says:
Well played, Holly.
I almost spit up my drink in a hotel bar when I heard a EDSBS reference by Vern, too. Congrats.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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The Last Dragon says:
With the ass kicking the Vols took, we should have gotten the bunda to go with the boobies.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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AllWhoYonder says:
“A woman of her word. She must not be married.”
Is that an observation or an order?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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PW says:
30
I know what you mean, mine doesn’t say “PRO” because it’s a professional, if you catch my drift.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:19 am
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Der Schatten says:
What a helluva’ sport! Kudos to breasteses.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:21 am
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omfdg says:
I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL
For the first time in forver possibly, Saturday was teh PERFECT SATURDAY.
Every single team I was pulling for won
Every single team I hate lost
1000 cocktails to college football.
And Holly – seeing as how you’re such a great sport and all, let’s place a bet on the third saturday in october!!
ROLL TIDE
September 17th, 2007 at 9:23 am
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N.L. Saban says:
Perhaps I could make time for this…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Cleavage is great and all, but I don’t know. I guess I just expected nipples. Oh well, it does lessen the sting of Florida winning and Tebow looking like a beast in the process.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Der Schatten says:
36: That is soooo true.
UT: Ass kicked;
Ark: Lost, but D-Mac polished his resume for NY;
Aubie (after all their shit) tripped over their collective dicks and got Croomed;
ND was destroyed (and lost another QB!);
Troy won big time;
Hell, the Who’s even covered a 40 point spread with a backup QB!
And, being stuck here in the Midwest, the Big 12 got to see what happens to Big 12 N teams playing real opponents!
September 17th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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Whitey says:
Holly -
I believe the Partridge Family said it best…
“I think I love you.. so what am I so afraid of…”
September 17th, 2007 at 9:30 am
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Land of Os(borne) says:
Coach Callahan, do you believe you should have ‘Property of Stafon Johnson’ tattooed onto your left ass cheek?
“We’re getting there. We’re making progress toward that goal. It’s gonna take time, but we’re putting in the work it takes to make it happen. Our goals for this season are still intact even if it means we have to wait on that one….”
September 17th, 2007 at 9:39 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Now, doing it for ya on the main stage is the beautiful…..Miss Holly…..guys dont be afraid guys.. just come on down front and get ready to be entertained… she lost a bet this weekend…and she’s paying up… we have enough markers for everyone.. we like to call this the Sharpie Lapdance…
September 17th, 2007 at 9:40 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Now that I am studying the picture, that…looks….like… the letters are done in CAKE ICING!!! Incredible edible Cake Icing in Florida colors. A living victory cake except that the candles are covered up.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:43 am
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John In Huntsville says:
What’s with the bra?
When I read about the bet I thought we were going to see some cornfed, Tennessee titties in all of their glory.
C’mon Holly. Let’s do this Mardi Gras style.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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gerry dorsey says:
i’ll say 36 d’s.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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CampRandall says:
Holy shit, Florida looked great Saturday…well done Gators, looks like Urban will be dominating the SEC for some time. Does anyone else notice that defenses around the country are a step behind offenses – seeing a lot of high scoring blow-outs.
Looks like a 4 horse race, USC, LSU, UF, and OU…everyone else is light years behind in talent, speed, and coaching.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Holly says:
!! Gerry, you should do that for a living. Whatever that “living” might entail.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Nic says:
#30…I have a tattoo on my junk that says ‘WY’…but when i get aroused, you see the whole message
‘Welcome to Jamaica, Hope you enjoy your stay’
….I’m lying
September 17th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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BamaTaxMan says:
Holly (and Orson),
Thank you for the display, the sportsmanship, and (Holly only) a really nice pair.
Given the state of my world right now (moving Mom to an assisted living facility today) – you don’t know how much I appreciate the smile, laugh, and leer.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am
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DevilGrad says:
You’re a good sport, Holly, and the black mourning bra was a nice touch.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Holly, I think that living would be as a carnie. “Guess my rack size” may not be family friendly though. Also, who’d want to be carnie? We all know they have small hands and smell like cabbage.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am
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Doug says:
Kudos to Holly for making good on the bet, but Orson, you should’ve pressed the issue. That wasn’t just a win, that was an ass-beating, and I think that nearly dropping 60 on the Vols earned you the right to a 3-second brumski or something like that.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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ChiDave says:
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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gerry dorsey says:
oh i’m sure i’d be a poor man financially…but i’d lead a very, very rich life.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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Alagator says:
53: If he does it’s with his dick!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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Dave says:
Thank God I didn’t have to wake up next to Charlie Weis with a Clausen tattoo on my ass.
Next up, JoePa’s Army of Darkness.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:09 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
black mourning bra…..LOL nice effort Volunteers…..not
September 17th, 2007 at 10:11 am
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Wooderson says:
There’s some serious gravity defying being performed by that underwire. Well done holly, although I suppose I should thank Fulemr for losing by more to UF than ND lost by to UM (39>38).
Keep up the good work, ladies.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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PW says:
Pay up Holly! Where’s the fuckin’ deer head you promised?
September 17th, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Scalz1 says:
Cheers for being a good sport.
Weis’ ass tatts are growing incrementally.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:31 am
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Trojan Chica says:
Holly, I don’t use the word hero very often, but you… !
Awesome, lady!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
Hehe … boobs… and red hair… nature’s perfect combination.
But y’all need to check out her latest AOL Comment Poetry Slam… freaking hilarious.
http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/the-pet-rose-of-football/
September 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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Alagator says:
Dear Miss Holly,
First of all congratulations you are a indeed a good sport, an officer and…er…well you get my drift! Grats as well on the audacious rack!
I presume turtle neck sweaters are the order of the day for the foreseeable future regardless of weather…BTW what’s the half life on that marker ink? Let me know if you need any help with removal services!!!!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
Agreed… Thanks for being a good sport, Holly
September 17th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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lilac-a-go-go says:
Well played, Holly, and indescribably delicious.
Slainte.
How about the same bet for the Bama game? If you go pasties, I’ll go one-eared elephant.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:27 am
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TD says:
Damn. Holly’s such a hottie.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am
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fotodog says:
26 Cruzer,
Show some class.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:33 am
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PDXGoneGator says:
Ample. Symmetrical. Womanly.
And I can honestly say I liked her for her for her mind first. Isn’t this a rare day?
Thank you, Holly.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
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Extra P. says:
I will forever wonder just what Verne was about to say about you, however. I mean, couldn’t Tim have handed off for a 2-yard gain, just so we could hear the end of the sentence? But no, it haaaaad to be a TD.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Who’s No. 1?
I think Holly is definitely in the running for the “Top Babe of EDSBS”!
September 17th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
The alternating letter colors and the arrows are a nice touch, turns it into a work of art.
Honoring a bet like this is a tough thing. Cheers, Holly.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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Harris says:
Nicely done. Though I prefer to see a woman’s faces when looking her boobs, I do understand that some people have parents who know how to use Google.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.
http://wordpress.com/profile/nastinchka/
September 17th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
Comment by ChiDave
And if you heard that tap, you would submit. He’s that charismatic.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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SherlockHemlock says:
Submission is for poets, the French, and Gaytor fans.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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Alan says:
*Slow clap eventually erupting into raucous applause*
September 17th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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BJ and the Bear says:
Florida overkill. This blog is really boring right about now.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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Hank Scorpio says:
“#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.”
Puppies are cute, Holly’s hot enough to burn your face off.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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CLTDawg says:
Bravo Holly! BRAVO! Smoking hot red head, great rack, better sense of humor. A true gem among the masses.
Swindle – I ’bout did a spit take when I heard Vern say that. If only satan hadn’t thrown that touchdown…….
Very impressive win. I guess 16 of 18 is a foregone conclusion at this point. Oh well.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
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SunDawg says:
Holly, I’d score that rack at about 238 on the Boone and Crockett scale.
http://www.gamecalls.net/huntingtips/thebooneandcrockettmeasuringsystem.html
Thanks for being such a great sport.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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Beergut says:
Thanks for being a good sports, Holly.
What is your take on Fulmer’s future as Tennessee’s head man? Are the natives getting restless enough to want him out?
September 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
Holly, you are a saint. A saint with a fantastic rack.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
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Holly says:
This post was up for approximately four hours before my mother received an anonymous email informing her I was using my university to sell myself on a pornographic website called Every Day Should Be Saturday. If I’d known I’d be in trouble anyway I would’ve given y’all some bunda.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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Slick Wille says:
Ah, Holly…
I dub thee “The Rack that Launched a Thousand Whacks”.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
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jebushchrist says:
It’s not too late, Holly. I think we need to stand up to these crazy fools. Think about it.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
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wilbur says:
Is Nastinchka aka Holly Russian? I love that name.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
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wilbur says:
A girl I work w/ (Polina) I call Polinuchka. Russian diminutives are great names.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
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PSU Guru says:
I realize that this is like ‘carrying coals to New Castle’, but those saintly sex semaphores are to run of the mill breasts as Tennessee sippin’ whiskey is to WV backwoods rotgut……vielen dank, Fräulein!
Is it hot in here?
September 18th, 2007 at 12:52 am
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Ho Van says:
Interesting, alternating colors, nice handwiritng….. Who got to help with paying off this wager? There must have been someone else working the marker.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:52 pm