THE WAGER: FULFILLED
The Curious Index will be along in a minute. However, rent’s due, and someone’s check most definitely did not bounce. Holly, valiant Vol fan and sports bloggette from Ladies… and Snarkastic made a bet with us: if Florida won their matchup against Tennessee, then she would have to write a certain phrase on her boobs for our perusal and the rest of the universe’s, as well. If Florida lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity’s sake.
(This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.)
This happened on Saturday, among other events:

RHINO RHINO RHINO!!!
…meaning Holly had to pay up. And being the honorable, courageous fan she is, she paid up. Given that Tennessee has given up over 40 points to two opponents already this season, she’ll need all the courage she can muster. And a shirt, evidently
Click the jump to see the fine artwork of victory drawn onto her rack. Salut! to Holly.













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Interesting, alternating colors, nice handwiritng….. Who got to help with paying off this wager? There must have been someone else working the marker.
Comment by Ho Van — September 18, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
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I realize that this is like ‘carrying coals to New Castle’, but those saintly sex semaphores are to run of the mill breasts as Tennessee sippin’ whiskey is to WV backwoods rotgut……vielen dank, Fräulein!
Is it hot in here?
Comment by PSU Guru — September 18, 2007 @ 12:52 am
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A girl I work w/ (Polina) I call Polinuchka. Russian diminutives are great names.
Comment by wilbur — September 17, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
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Is Nastinchka aka Holly Russian? I love that name.
Comment by wilbur — September 17, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
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It’s not too late, Holly. I think we need to stand up to these crazy fools. Think about it.
Comment by jebushchrist — September 17, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
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Ah, Holly…
I dub thee “The Rack that Launched a Thousand Whacks”.
Comment by Slick Wille — September 17, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
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This post was up for approximately four hours before my mother received an anonymous email informing her I was using my university to sell myself on a pornographic website called Every Day Should Be Saturday. If I’d known I’d be in trouble anyway I would’ve given y’all some bunda.
Comment by Holly — September 17, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
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Holly, you are a saint. A saint with a fantastic rack.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — September 17, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
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Thanks for being a good sports, Holly.
What is your take on Fulmer’s future as Tennessee’s head man? Are the natives getting restless enough to want him out?
Comment by Beergut — September 17, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
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Holly, I’d score that rack at about 238 on the Boone and Crockett scale.
http://www.gamecalls.net/huntingtips/thebooneandcrockettmeasuringsystem.html
Thanks for being such a great sport.
Comment by SunDawg — September 17, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
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Bravo Holly! BRAVO! Smoking hot red head, great rack, better sense of humor. A true gem among the masses.
Swindle - I ’bout did a spit take when I heard Vern say that. If only satan hadn’t thrown that touchdown…….
Very impressive win. I guess 16 of 18 is a foregone conclusion at this point. Oh well.
Comment by CLTDawg — September 17, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
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“#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.”
Puppies are cute, Holly’s hot enough to burn your face off.
Comment by Hank Scorpio — September 17, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
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Florida overkill. This blog is really boring right about now.
Comment by BJ and the Bear — September 17, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
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*Slow clap eventually erupting into raucous applause*
Comment by Alan — September 17, 2007 @ 1:51 pm