THE WAGER: FULFILLED
The Curious Index will be along in a minute. However, rent’s due, and someone’s check most definitely did not bounce. Holly, valiant Vol fan and sports bloggette from Ladies… and Snarkastic made a bet with us: if Florida won their matchup against Tennessee, then she would have to write a certain phrase on her boobs for our perusal and the rest of the universe’s, as well. If Florida lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity’s sake.
(This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.)
This happened on Saturday, among other events:

RHINO RHINO RHINO!!!
…meaning Holly had to pay up. And being the honorable, courageous fan she is, she paid up. Given that Tennessee has given up over 40 points to two opponents already this season, she’ll need all the courage she can muster. And a shirt, evidently
Click the jump to see the fine artwork of victory drawn onto her rack. Salut! to Holly.










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Biggus Rickus says:
Holly, I think that living would be as a carnie. “Guess my rack size” may not be family friendly though. Also, who’d want to be carnie? We all know they have small hands and smell like cabbage.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am
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Doug says:
Kudos to Holly for making good on the bet, but Orson, you should’ve pressed the issue. That wasn’t just a win, that was an ass-beating, and I think that nearly dropping 60 on the Vols earned you the right to a 3-second brumski or something like that.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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ChiDave says:
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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gerry dorsey says:
oh i’m sure i’d be a poor man financially…but i’d lead a very, very rich life.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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Alagator says:
53: If he does it’s with his dick!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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Dave says:
Thank God I didn’t have to wake up next to Charlie Weis with a Clausen tattoo on my ass.
Next up, JoePa’s Army of Darkness.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:09 am
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
black mourning bra…..LOL nice effort Volunteers…..not
September 17th, 2007 at 10:11 am
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Wooderson says:
There’s some serious gravity defying being performed by that underwire. Well done holly, although I suppose I should thank Fulemr for losing by more to UF than ND lost by to UM (39>38).
Keep up the good work, ladies.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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PW says:
Pay up Holly! Where’s the fuckin’ deer head you promised?
September 17th, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Scalz1 says:
Cheers for being a good sport.
Weis’ ass tatts are growing incrementally.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:31 am
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Trojan Chica says:
Holly, I don’t use the word hero very often, but you… !
Awesome, lady!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
Hehe … boobs… and red hair… nature’s perfect combination.
But y’all need to check out her latest AOL Comment Poetry Slam… freaking hilarious.
http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/the-pet-rose-of-football/
September 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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Alagator says:
Dear Miss Holly,
First of all congratulations you are a indeed a good sport, an officer and…er…well you get my drift! Grats as well on the audacious rack!
I presume turtle neck sweaters are the order of the day for the foreseeable future regardless of weather…BTW what’s the half life on that marker ink? Let me know if you need any help with removal services!!!!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
Agreed… Thanks for being a good sport, Holly
September 17th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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lilac-a-go-go says:
Well played, Holly, and indescribably delicious.
Slainte.
How about the same bet for the Bama game? If you go pasties, I’ll go one-eared elephant.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:27 am
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TD says:
Damn. Holly’s such a hottie.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am
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fotodog says:
26 Cruzer,
Show some class.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:33 am
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PDXGoneGator says:
Ample. Symmetrical. Womanly.
And I can honestly say I liked her for her for her mind first. Isn’t this a rare day?
Thank you, Holly.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
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Extra P. says:
I will forever wonder just what Verne was about to say about you, however. I mean, couldn’t Tim have handed off for a 2-yard gain, just so we could hear the end of the sentence? But no, it haaaaad to be a TD.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Who’s No. 1?
I think Holly is definitely in the running for the “Top Babe of EDSBS”!
September 17th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
The alternating letter colors and the arrows are a nice touch, turns it into a work of art.
Honoring a bet like this is a tough thing. Cheers, Holly.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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Harris says:
Nicely done. Though I prefer to see a woman’s faces when looking her boobs, I do understand that some people have parents who know how to use Google.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.
http://wordpress.com/profile/nastinchka/
September 17th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
Comment by ChiDave
And if you heard that tap, you would submit. He’s that charismatic.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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SherlockHemlock says:
Submission is for poets, the French, and Gaytor fans.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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Alan says:
*Slow clap eventually erupting into raucous applause*
September 17th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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BJ and the Bear says:
Florida overkill. This blog is really boring right about now.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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Hank Scorpio says:
“#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.”
Puppies are cute, Holly’s hot enough to burn your face off.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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CLTDawg says:
Bravo Holly! BRAVO! Smoking hot red head, great rack, better sense of humor. A true gem among the masses.
Swindle – I ’bout did a spit take when I heard Vern say that. If only satan hadn’t thrown that touchdown…….
Very impressive win. I guess 16 of 18 is a foregone conclusion at this point. Oh well.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
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SunDawg says:
Holly, I’d score that rack at about 238 on the Boone and Crockett scale.
http://www.gamecalls.net/huntingtips/thebooneandcrockettmeasuringsystem.html
Thanks for being such a great sport.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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Beergut says:
Thanks for being a good sports, Holly.
What is your take on Fulmer’s future as Tennessee’s head man? Are the natives getting restless enough to want him out?
September 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
Holly, you are a saint. A saint with a fantastic rack.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
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Holly says:
This post was up for approximately four hours before my mother received an anonymous email informing her I was using my university to sell myself on a pornographic website called Every Day Should Be Saturday. If I’d known I’d be in trouble anyway I would’ve given y’all some bunda.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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Slick Wille says:
Ah, Holly…
I dub thee “The Rack that Launched a Thousand Whacks”.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
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jebushchrist says:
It’s not too late, Holly. I think we need to stand up to these crazy fools. Think about it.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
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wilbur says:
Is Nastinchka aka Holly Russian? I love that name.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
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wilbur says:
A girl I work w/ (Polina) I call Polinuchka. Russian diminutives are great names.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
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PSU Guru says:
I realize that this is like ‘carrying coals to New Castle’, but those saintly sex semaphores are to run of the mill breasts as Tennessee sippin’ whiskey is to WV backwoods rotgut……vielen dank, Fräulein!
Is it hot in here?
September 18th, 2007 at 12:52 am
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Ho Van says:
Interesting, alternating colors, nice handwiritng….. Who got to help with paying off this wager? There must have been someone else working the marker.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:52 pm