THE WAGER: FULFILLED
by Orson on Sep 17, 2007 9:41 AM EDT
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The Curious Index will be along in a minute. However, rent's due, and someone's check most definitely did not bounce. Holly, valiant Vol fan and sports bloggette from Ladies... and Snarkastic made a bet with us: if Florida won their matchup against Tennessee, then she would have to write a certain phrase on her boobs for our perusal and the rest of the universe's, as well. If Florida lost to Tennessee, we would have had to sing Rocky Top and record it for posterity's sake.
(This may sound lopsided. However, we hate Rocky Top like nothing else. Seriously. We might rather voluntarily dive into an Olympic pool filled with sulfuric acid than sing the song.)
This happened on Saturday, among other events:
RHINO RHINO RHINO!!!
...meaning Holly had to pay up. And being the honorable, courageous fan she is, she paid up. Given that Tennessee has given up over 40 points to two opponents already this season, she'll need all the courage she can muster. And a shirt, evidently
Click the jump to see the fine artwork of victory drawn onto her rack. Salut! to Holly.
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Auburn fans are beginning to copy this phrase at this very moment
by Futbawl Fan on Sep 17, 2007 9:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If it weren’t for college sports, this wouldn’t be so…
a) funny
b) non-erotic
c) appropriate
d) all of the above
by Slims on Sep 17, 2007 9:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this may be the first time I have ever had an erection while crying
by Futbawl Fan on Sep 17, 2007 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think the arrows toward the cans were a tasteful, if not understated, finishing touch to the ubiquitous nature of Florida’s domination over all things tennessee this weekend.
by rjsplow on Sep 17, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t Tebow have enough boobs these days on the Florida campus?
by Edsall is God on Sep 17, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly – At least now you won’t have to listen to these guys say “she’s probably a mouth breather” anymore.
I believe you’ve taken care of that.
by jebushchrist on Sep 17, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hats off to you, Holly, for being a great sport.
by Out of Conference on Sep 17, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, anyone want to see a picture of “PROPERTY OF IOWA STATE” drawn on my manhood?
by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 17, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see a reverse image of the lettering on Swindle’s face.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 17, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From Friday Cheesecake to Monday Redhead, EDSBS just keeps getting better and better.
Thank you Orson and Holly for making this one of the best Monday mornings evaaaar!
by BDoc on Sep 17, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s like two bald midgets in a headlock.
by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 17, 2007 9:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aye… a more beautiful site these eyes have never seen.
We salute you, Holly. GO GATORS!
by ALGator on Sep 17, 2007 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done Holly. A better sport than some people would have been. Hats off to you.
by Rabid Badger on Sep 17, 2007 10:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
13 AF & 12 OPS – you both made me crack up loudly. Well played.
by Out of Conference on Sep 17, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic.
Holly,
Thanks for being a good sport. I can’t imagine what it is like with tons of guys and Verne all screaming for your boobs, so they can drool over them (figuratively, of course).
Awburn got Croomed & ND is now the Temple of college football- and I don’t mean Touchdown Jesus, I mean like the Temple Owls. Life is pretty darn good.
by fotodog on Sep 17, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Tebow would slow down the ‘ascending to heaven’ thing – at least for 3 years. It really puts the whole ’I’m going to hell’ destiny right in my face.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 17, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The only way this could possibly be better is if she was carrying a dozen steins of beer while the polka version of O&B played in the background.
by southernmost on Sep 17, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So are the boobs just naturally orange or was it a sunburn?
by Lars on Sep 17, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Salute Holly, you’re a real trooper and a great sport. o7
by Stockman on Sep 17, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Mr. Tebow doesn’t mind us ogling his rack.
This does beg the question who owns Holly’s dickmitten?
by Cruzer on Sep 17, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly,
A lovely set – thanks for sharing (or should I thank Coach Fulmer?). So are you still planning to just let the marker fade?
by maskedavenger on Sep 17, 2007 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Tuberville did something similar Sunday. He wrote “CROOMED” on his ass this weekend.
The left cheek had CRO and the right cheek had MED.
by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 17, 2007 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A woman of her word. She must not be married.
by rtider on Sep 17, 2007 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After Wisconsins shit-fest this weekend, I almost had to write “Property of Duran Lawson” on my member. Unfortunately, due to size contraints, I would have only been able to fit “Property of Du” on it…
by jpreedy on Sep 17, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played, Holly.
I almost spit up my drink in a hotel bar when I heard a EDSBS reference by Vern, too. Congrats.
by robert on Sep 17, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
With the ass kicking the Vols took, we should have gotten the bunda to go with the boobies.
by The Last Dragon on Sep 17, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“A woman of her word. She must not be married.”
Is that an observation or an order?
by AllWhoYonder on Sep 17, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
30
I know what you mean, mine doesn’t say “PRO” because it’s a professional, if you catch my drift.
by PW on Sep 17, 2007 10:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a helluva’ sport! Kudos to breasteses.
by Der Schatten on Sep 17, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL
For the first time in forver possibly, Saturday was teh PERFECT SATURDAY.
Every single team I was pulling for won
Every single team I hate lost
1000 cocktails to college football.
And Holly – seeing as how you’re such a great sport and all, let’s place a bet on the third saturday in october!!
ROLL TIDE
by omfdg on Sep 17, 2007 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cleavage is great and all, but I don’t know. I guess I just expected nipples. Oh well, it does lessen the sting of Florida winning and Tebow looking like a beast in the process.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 17, 2007 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
36: That is soooo true.
UT: Ass kicked;
Ark: Lost, but D-Mac polished his resume for NY;
Aubie (after all their shit) tripped over their collective dicks and got Croomed;
ND was destroyed (and lost another QB!);
Troy won big time;
Hell, the Who’s even covered a 40 point spread with a backup QB!
And, being stuck here in the Midwest, the Big 12 got to see what happens to Big 12 N teams playing real opponents!
by Der Schatten on Sep 17, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly -
I believe the Partridge Family said it best…
“I think I love you.. so what am I so afraid of…”
by Whitey on Sep 17, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Coach Callahan, do you believe you should have ‘Property of Stafon Johnson’ tattooed onto your left ass cheek?
“We’re getting there. We’re making progress toward that goal. It’s gonna take time, but we’re putting in the work it takes to make it happen. Our goals for this season are still intact even if it means we have to wait on that one….”
by Land of Os(borne) on Sep 17, 2007 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now, doing it for ya on the main stage is the beautiful…..Miss Holly…..guys dont be afraid guys.. just come on down front and get ready to be entertained… she lost a bet this weekend…and she’s paying up… we have enough markers for everyone.. we like to call this the Sharpie Lapdance…
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 17, 2007 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that I am studying the picture, that…looks….like… the letters are done in CAKE ICING!!! Incredible edible Cake Icing in Florida colors. A living victory cake except that the candles are covered up.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 17, 2007 10:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s with the bra?
When I read about the bet I thought we were going to see some cornfed, Tennessee titties in all of their glory.
C’mon Holly. Let’s do this Mardi Gras style.
by John In Huntsville on Sep 17, 2007 10:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, Florida looked great Saturday…well done Gators, looks like Urban will be dominating the SEC for some time. Does anyone else notice that defenses around the country are a step behind offenses – seeing a lot of high scoring blow-outs.
Looks like a 4 horse race, USC, LSU, UF, and OU…everyone else is light years behind in talent, speed, and coaching.
by CampRandall on Sep 17, 2007 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
!! Gerry, you should do that for a living. Whatever that “living” might entail.
by Holly on Sep 17, 2007 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#30…I have a tattoo on my junk that says ‘WY’…but when i get aroused, you see the whole message
‘Welcome to Jamaica, Hope you enjoy your stay’
….I’m lying
by Nic on Sep 17, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly (and Orson),
Thank you for the display, the sportsmanship, and (Holly only) a really nice pair.
Given the state of my world right now (moving Mom to an assisted living facility today) – you don’t know how much I appreciate the smile, laugh, and leer.
by BamaTaxMan on Sep 17, 2007 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re a good sport, Holly, and the black mourning bra was a nice touch.
by DevilGrad on Sep 17, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly, I think that living would be as a carnie. “Guess my rack size” may not be family friendly though. Also, who’d want to be carnie? We all know they have small hands and smell like cabbage.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 17, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kudos to Holly for making good on the bet, but Orson, you should’ve pressed the issue. That wasn’t just a win, that was an ass-beating, and I think that nearly dropping 60 on the Vols earned you the right to a 3-second brumski or something like that.
by Doug on Sep 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
by ChiDave on Sep 17, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh i’m sure i’d be a poor man financially…but i’d lead a very, very rich life.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 17, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God I didn’t have to wake up next to Charlie Weis with a Clausen tattoo on my ass.
Next up, JoePa’s Army of Darkness.
by Dave on Sep 17, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
black mourning bra…..LOL nice effort Volunteers…..not
by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 17, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s some serious gravity defying being performed by that underwire. Well done holly, although I suppose I should thank Fulemr for losing by more to UF than ND lost by to UM (39>38).
Keep up the good work, ladies.
by Wooderson on Sep 17, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pay up Holly! Where’s the fuckin’ deer head you promised?
by PW on Sep 17, 2007 11:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cheers for being a good sport.
Weis’ ass tatts are growing incrementally.
by Scalz1 on Sep 17, 2007 11:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly, I don’t use the word hero very often, but you… !
Awesome, lady!
by Trojan Chica on Sep 17, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hehe … boobs… and red hair… nature’s perfect combination.
But y’all need to check out her latest AOL Comment Poetry Slam… freaking hilarious.
http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/the-pet-rose-of-football/
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 17, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Miss Holly,
First of all congratulations you are a indeed a good sport, an officer and…er…well you get my drift! Grats as well on the audacious rack!
I presume turtle neck sweaters are the order of the day for the foreseeable future regardless of weather…BTW what’s the half life on that marker ink? Let me know if you need any help with removal services!!!!
by Alagator on Sep 17, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed… Thanks for being a good sport, Holly
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 17, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well played, Holly, and indescribably delicious.
Slainte.
How about the same bet for the Bama game? If you go pasties, I’ll go one-eared elephant.
by lilac-a-go-go on Sep 17, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ample. Symmetrical. Womanly.
And I can honestly say I liked her for her for her mind first. Isn’t this a rare day?
Thank you, Holly.
by PDXGoneGator on Sep 17, 2007 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I will forever wonder just what Verne was about to say about you, however. I mean, couldn’t Tim have handed off for a 2-yard gain, just so we could hear the end of the sentence? But no, it haaaaad to be a TD.
by Extra P. on Sep 17, 2007 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s No. 1?
I think Holly is definitely in the running for the “Top Babe of EDSBS”!
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 17, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The alternating letter colors and the arrows are a nice touch, turns it into a work of art.
Honoring a bet like this is a tough thing. Cheers, Holly.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 17, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicely done. Though I prefer to see a woman’s faces when looking her boobs, I do understand that some people have parents who know how to use Google.
by Harris on Sep 17, 2007 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 17, 2007 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear Tebow taps the floor in the men’s room.
Comment by ChiDave
And if you heard that tap, you would submit. He’s that charismatic.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 17, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Submission is for poets, the French, and Gaytor fans.
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 17, 2007 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Slow clap eventually erupting into raucous applause
by Alan on Sep 17, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Florida overkill. This blog is really boring right about now.
by BJ and the Bear on Sep 17, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“#72: Harris: Here is a link that shows a profile of Holly’s face. Cute woman.”
Puppies are cute, Holly’s hot enough to burn your face off.
by Hank Scorpio on Sep 17, 2007 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bravo Holly! BRAVO! Smoking hot red head, great rack, better sense of humor. A true gem among the masses.
Swindle – I ‘bout did a spit take when I heard Vern say that. If only satan hadn’t thrown that touchdown…….
Very impressive win. I guess 16 of 18 is a foregone conclusion at this point. Oh well.
by CLTDawg on Sep 17, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly, I’d score that rack at about 238 on the Boone and Crockett scale.
http://www.gamecalls.net/huntingtips/thebooneandcrockettmeasuringsystem.html
Thanks for being such a great sport.
by SunDawg on Sep 17, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for being a good sports, Holly.
What is your take on Fulmer’s future as Tennessee’s head man? Are the natives getting restless enough to want him out?
by Beergut on Sep 17, 2007 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holly, you are a saint. A saint with a fantastic rack.
by The Great Barstoolio on Sep 17, 2007 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This post was up for approximately four hours before my mother received an anonymous email informing her I was using my university to sell myself on a pornographic website called Every Day Should Be Saturday. If I’d known I’d be in trouble anyway I would’ve given y’all some bunda.
by Holly on Sep 17, 2007 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Holly…
I dub thee “The Rack that Launched a Thousand Whacks”.
by Slick Wille on Sep 17, 2007 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not too late, Holly. I think we need to stand up to these crazy fools. Think about it.
by jebushchrist on Sep 17, 2007 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Nastinchka aka Holly Russian? I love that name.
by wilbur on Sep 18, 2007 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A girl I work w/ (Polina) I call Polinuchka. Russian diminutives are great names.
by wilbur on Sep 18, 2007 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I realize that this is like ‘carrying coals to New Castle’, but those saintly sex semaphores are to run of the mill breasts as Tennessee sippin’ whiskey is to WV backwoods rotgut……vielen dank, Fräulein!
Is it hot in here?
by PSU Guru on Sep 18, 2007 1:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting, alternating colors, nice handwiritng….. Who got to help with paying off this wager? There must have been someone else working the marker.
by Ho Van on Sep 18, 2007 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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