MMM KISSY KISSY: TONY LOVES TIM.
Rodin’s done it. Gustav Klimt did one, too. But the funniest and most touching work of art we saw this weekend was Tony Joiner’s rendition of The Kiss, delivered to one Mr. Tim Tebow on the Florida sidelines following a Florida TD.
For the record, as long as they both play like they did on Saturday, we don’t care if they’re wearing muscle shirts and PVC pants and doing the gayboy two-step to Crystal Waters on the sidelines in between chugging Cosmos. 59-20 is fabulous no matter who you’re kissing. After Saturday, the least we owe Tebow is a kiss on the cheek, which he’d never demand.
Now, Grossman? He’d be holding his balls and demanding a harem. That’s just what the Sex Cannon did and does, baby.
(If you want the actual story on the emotional journey of Tony Joiner without the irony, click here, or watch Joiner interact on family night in last week’s ESPN fluff piece here. )
By the way, if you’re looking for ESPN video on Florida’s victory…you won’t find any. It doesn’t exist on ESPN and their video page, just as the potentially epic Florida/LSU game won’t be make Gameday, either, as ABC owns the rights to the Red River Shootout that same Saturday. Michael Eisner says this is not the game you’re looking for (this is not the game we’re looking for…)












45
Oh, and Brancusi’s “Kiss” owns Rodin’s.
http://www.usc.edu/programs/cst/deadfiles/lacasis/ansc100/library/images/393.html
Comment by bradluen — September 17, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
44
35: I was a Chinaman bowler for my cricket team when I was 12.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-arm_unorthodox_spin
As far as I know, I was the first actual Chinese person to bowl Chinamen since Puss Achong. “Left-arm unorthodox spin” is a cooler name though.
Comment by bradluen — September 17, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
43
OoC - your victory WAS insignificant because we tried to get blown out on multiple occasions and your boys couldn’t do it. They beat a vastly inferior UGA team by 4. Not too good. We were way over ranked to start the season, and you guys were way under ranked. And FWIW, Gameday being there has nothing to do with us being there - It’s all about Saban. And the fact that it will be a better game in all likelyhood. You guys may not score on LSU. Shit, the Atlanta Falcons probably couldn’t score on LSU. And I feel fairly confident in saying we wouldn’t either.
Comment by CLTDawg — September 17, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
42
Nevermind that kissy crap….who’s got the video of Cam Newton running the Tennessee defender THE FUCK OVER.
Comment by Palouse — September 17, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
41
I read Joiner’s lips. He whispered in Tebow’s ear, “Later I’ll show you my fuck lion.”
Comment by The Last Dragon — September 17, 2007 @ 4:54 pm