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September 17, 2007

HOUSTON NUTT: PICTURE, 1000 WORDS, ETC.

Houston Nutt, eight seconds from squandering a heroic performance by the best running back not named Herschel Walker we can remember in a 41-38 loss to Alabama:

(HT: Hokie Andrew.)

Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Houston Nutt, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle

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56 Responses to “HOUSTON NUTT: PICTURE, 1000 WORDS, ETC.”

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doubtingthomas says:

Guys, I need a cellphone in order to text these chicks. The state can disclose your cell phone records can they?

Can I borrow yours? Please?!?

September 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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doubtingthomas says:

“can’t” damnit…………

September 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Well at least he will get to fire the Off. Coord. first. Alabama has the game in a great start, things are looking good, we are up 31-17 in the 3rd quarter, I am thinking we will run the ball to grind out the clock, but nooooo, we have to let them blitz and JPW throws an INT. Then Humanity Advanced smells blood and simply takes over the game. The defense allowed him to smell fear, and he fed on it until they were up 38-31. Guys, they had no passing game, and basically had 2 running plays, one with McFadden and one without McFadden. On the upside, Alabama didnt cover the 4 pts and I won 300 bucks. It ended up a happy ending, but good God, I hate those signature wins like that. Then they showed Humanitys Advanced tricked out red Chevy Malibu that had to have at least $25,000 worth of bling. The car is probaly worth 3500 bucks real money. I am sure the NCAA is wondering how a poor tailback can afford a tricked out ride, and no one in his family has the W-2 to back it up. Last time I saw bling like that was when Fernado Bryant was rollin in a SL500 Mercedes in ‘97 as a JR. Then Alabama goes on probation…coincedence? I think not.
This proves that Houston Nutt has flashes of brilliance, and relapses of insanity. RunDMC should have simply lined up in the shotgun and ran a Vince Young- Texas style spread option. No one would have an answer for that shit. He would run over any LB, CB, and SS, either one at a time, or carry em all to the endzone.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Damn I have to say, that is the best HD picture of a HD picture, its brilliant. What kind of TV is that? Plasma or LCD.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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Anonymous IV says:

He looks as giddy as a Fat Fulmer in a cheetos covered and doughnut stuffed pig eating contest.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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gerry dorsey says:

he looks like the joker as batman and robin lower into a pool of water filled with sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their frickin’ heads.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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Kanu says:

I remember seeing that face during the timeout and thinking “WTF?”

DM5 is fucking amazing, but your statement only works if you wipe Reggie Bush out of existence methinks.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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AllKneelBeforeSABAN says:

That was Nutt praying to lord SABAN to forgive him for challenging him and making it a game. After the game SABAN did not grant his prayers and quickly destroyed him at mid field with his laser beam eyes.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

September 17th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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Orson Swindle says:

Reggie played for USC. Darren plays for ol’ Silas Twitchenpoof up there.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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Dave says:

ITS OFFICAL!!!!! Lee Corso’s baby arm is coming to T-Town this weekend. Get your signs ready!!!

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2007/09/espns_gameday_coming_to_town.html

September 17th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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JoesDeliGatorTail says:

Smithers! Summon the robotic Richard Simmons! Excellent!!

September 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
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MCab says:

He looks like a mexican cattle baron watching Clint Eastwood about to die a slow death.

Or, the Joker unleashing DDID nerve gas in Tuscaloosa. Which doesn’t change much if you think about it (zing, baby).

September 17th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
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Bully Van De Graaff says:

Holly Rowe looked over after just recieving the text message he sent her.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:

Herschel > Bo > D-Mac

This is the hierarchy within the Holy Trinity of SEC running backs.

September 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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Meg says:

It is a picture like that which makes me happy I am never on national TV.

September 17th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Caption to above pic:
“Wow! Are those Hollys boobs on the Jumbotron? O goody goody!”

September 17th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
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SherlockHemlock says:

Huston looks like he just lost his Nutt.

September 17th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Or this ATHF themed caption:
“Gentlemen…..Behold! I have given Darren McFadden the night off, so you guys really need to start pulling your weight!”

September 17th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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LSUJoshua says:

If it’s worth saying once, it’s worth saying a thousand times.

Crazier than a sack full of rabid weasels.

September 17th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
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Dr. StrangeCock says:

#10 – Dave:

Corso has already put on his headgear…

http://respectthecocks.blogspot.com/

September 17th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
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The Reverend Doctor says:

He came and prayed at the Great Altar of the Church of Saban, but the Great Saban was not merciful, and the Nutty One was SMITED!

Great is the wrath of Saban.

September 17th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:

Houston Nutt = FAIL!

September 17th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Dude, I look at that picture, and the song that instantly pops into my head is “Crazy Train” by Ozzy. Matter of fact, put some lil round sunglasses, some hair extentions, some skull rings on his fingers and a black t-shirt w. black jogging pants and you have an instant Ozzy with that Diary of a Madman smile. Someone with some photoshop skills hook that up.

September 17th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

or Houston Nutt is looking at $250.00 worth of pudding….

September 17th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
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Allahver Fist says:

Oops I Crapped My Pants.

September 17th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
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celeste says:

This scoring drive was brought to you by Patsy Cline.

“Crazyy …. I’m crazy for feelin so lonely … ”

Ease off the guano, Mister Nutt!

September 17th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
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LSUJoshua says:

Pelican Pants,

I’m Levon, Sagittarius, and it’s two-hundred. And forty dollars. Worth of puddin’

Aww yeah.

September 17th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
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Reasonable_Bama_Fan says:

#24, +2 for a The State reference.

That’s Old Skool like the Wing-T offense.

September 17th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:

@ No. 28

I cover a team that runs the wing-T, and it was so new school, they destroyed a spread team 40-0. They also had over 400 yards rushing. It was gorgeous.

September 17th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

AWWW YEAHH after this game we’re gettin our asses in that puddin’! Barry and Levonnnnnn
Lol- the State…they were before their time…..

The best one was the trappers, canoeing in the hallway, trapping people and taking their 3 piece suits.
It didnt make a whole lot of sense, it was funny, kinda like Houston Nutts game management. RTR!!!

September 17th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
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Warthen says:

That was the Kids in the Hall, Pelican Pants.

Let’s try to keep our sketch comedy shows straight around here, OK?

September 17th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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fotodog says:

Look at poor #84, he knows that something bad is going to happen when he drinks the kool-aid, but he is just to scared to stand up to Nutt or warn the other guys.

Also, if someone has a video clip of this, they should post it. The photo is great, but you really have to enjoy all of Nutt’s twitches and gestures, he is a piece of work.

September 17th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
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Reaganite says:

Nutt: “Boy ya know that Viagra kicks in so fast, it just messes you up!”

September 17th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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Dr Swineglove says:

I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy, I just wanna say – F@CK Happy!

September 17th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
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Reasonable_Bama_Fan says:

I think he’s happy cause he’s the one who told Holly’s mom about her boobage. Houston’s mean like that.

September 17th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:

#3

Not a Malibu, it’s a Crown Vic. Gotta love that magnetic Hog on the side.

The Orgeron wants one too.

September 18th, 2007 at 7:05 am
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stapler says:

http://www.local10.com/news/14138122/detail.html?rss=mia&psp=news

One of Urban’s kids got beat down by the policia!

September 18th, 2007 at 7:49 am
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James says:

neither herschel, nor rundmc, could hold Bo’s jock, and you all know it. Just play Tecmo Super Bowl one time

September 18th, 2007 at 8:35 am
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Scalz1 says:

Pelican Pants -
It’s “The State”, and it’s $240.00 worth of puddin’.

“We had the 240…”
“so, we had to have the puddin’”

Freaking genius.

September 18th, 2007 at 8:35 am
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Robert in Toledo says:

It is amazing that Arkansas wins any games with this guy running things. McFadden should get extra Heisman consideration for playing on a Nutt coached team. You have to give Nutt one thing though, he definitely lives up to his name.

September 18th, 2007 at 8:41 am
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Jerkwheat says:

Shit, that’s nothing. I was doing Jacob Skinner style sun salutations and making sacrifices to Ganesh at that point of the game.

September 18th, 2007 at 8:43 am
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Dave says:

“Mad football scientist cackles with glee” sums it up.

September 18th, 2007 at 9:01 am
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Winner and Fighter says:

Nutt: Boy I tell ya, we’re gonna put in a Mitchell Mustain from Springdale, Arkansas and with the threat of the pass they won’t see the smoke draw coming.

Tuck: Uh coach, you remember Danny emailed him and all.

September 18th, 2007 at 9:22 am
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SunDawg says:

Wonder how much the RNC paid that kid to take the tazer? F’ing genius! And I thought Karl had left the building.

September 18th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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Hokie Andrew says:

Mr. Pants…

That’s a Vizio LCD panel. The quality that you can get in flat panels today is amazing. I was surprised at how good the pic came out myself. After we saw Nutt make that face we went back and had to get a picture of it. Plus the look on #84 pretty much sums up the entire game. I fervently hope that Nutt stays there for as long as possible. The world of college football would be diminished without his bat-shit crazyness.

September 18th, 2007 at 10:40 am
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KAHog says:

Ehhhheeee Heee. I just got another vote for having better hair than SaTan, Thanks PawPaw Frank.

Do those look like dentures in HD?

September 18th, 2007 at 11:00 am
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d1nonlyhogfan says:

Hooooooo, boy! Donna’s paying for the room tonight!

September 18th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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swintologist says:

I am embarrassed to be an Arkansas fan. He needs to move on.

September 18th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:

Even though Bama won, somebody please tell me why Saban went for the field goal. It made absolutely no sense at the time, it still doesn’t make sense. I don’t care if they did win, it had more chances of making the Lucky Tide lose than win.

September 18th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
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wilbur says:

Holly- the rumors of your hottness will gain you about 800 drooling EDSBS-readers and probably about 4 stalkers. Can Of Worms.

September 18th, 2007 at 5:51 pm