HOUSTON NUTT: PICTURE, 1000 WORDS, ETC.

Guys, I need a cellphone in order to text these chicks. The state can disclose your cell phone records can they?

Can I borrow yours? Please?!?

“can’t” damnit…………

Well at least he will get to fire the Off. Coord. first. Alabama has the game in a great start, things are looking good, we are up 31-17 in the 3rd quarter, I am thinking we will run the ball to grind out the clock, but nooooo, we have to let them blitz and JPW throws an INT. Then Humanity Advanced smells blood and simply takes over the game. The defense allowed him to smell fear, and he fed on it until they were up 38-31. Guys, they had no passing game, and basically had 2 running plays, one with McFadden and one without McFadden. On the upside, Alabama didnt cover the 4 pts and I won 300 bucks. It ended up a happy ending, but good God, I hate those signature wins like that. Then they showed Humanitys Advanced tricked out red Chevy Malibu that had to have at least $25,000 worth of bling. The car is probaly worth 3500 bucks real money. I am sure the NCAA is wondering how a poor tailback can afford a tricked out ride, and no one in his family has the W-2 to back it up. Last time I saw bling like that was when Fernado Bryant was rollin in a SL500 Mercedes in ’97 as a JR. Then Alabama goes on probation…coincedence? I think not.
This proves that Houston Nutt has flashes of brilliance, and relapses of insanity. RunDMC should have simply lined up in the shotgun and ran a Vince Young- Texas style spread option. No one would have an answer for that shit. He would run over any LB, CB, and SS, either one at a time, or carry em all to the endzone.

Damn I have to say, that is the best HD picture of a HD picture, its brilliant. What kind of TV is that? Plasma or LCD.

He looks as giddy as a Fat Fulmer in a cheetos covered and doughnut stuffed pig eating contest.

he looks like the joker as batman and robin lower into a pool of water filled with sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their frickin’ heads.

I remember seeing that face during the timeout and thinking “WTF?”

DM5 is fucking amazing, but your statement only works if you wipe Reggie Bush out of existence methinks.

That was Nutt praying to lord SABAN to forgive him for challenging him and making it a game. After the game SABAN did not grant his prayers and quickly destroyed him at mid field with his laser beam eyes.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

Reggie played for USC. Darren plays for ol’ Silas Twitchenpoof up there.

ITS OFFICAL!!!!! Lee Corso’s baby arm is coming to T-Town this weekend. Get your signs ready!!!

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2007/09/espns_gameday_coming_to_town.html

Smithers! Summon the robotic Richard Simmons! Excellent!!

He looks like a mexican cattle baron watching Clint Eastwood about to die a slow death.

Or, the Joker unleashing DDID nerve gas in Tuscaloosa. Which doesn’t change much if you think about it (zing, baby).

Holly Rowe looked over after just recieving the text message he sent her.

Herschel > Bo > D-Mac

This is the hierarchy within the Holy Trinity of SEC running backs.

It is a picture like that which makes me happy I am never on national TV.

Caption to above pic:
“Wow! Are those Hollys boobs on the Jumbotron? O goody goody!”

Huston looks like he just lost his Nutt.

Or this ATHF themed caption:
“Gentlemen…..Behold! I have given Darren McFadden the night off, so you guys really need to start pulling your weight!”

If it’s worth saying once, it’s worth saying a thousand times.

Crazier than a sack full of rabid weasels.

1. - Dave:

Corso has already put on his headgear…

http://respectthecocks.blogspot.com/

He came and prayed at the Great Altar of the Church of Saban, but the Great Saban was not merciful, and the Nutty One was SMITED!

Great is the wrath of Saban.

Houston Nutt = FAIL!

Dude, I look at that picture, and the song that instantly pops into my head is “Crazy Train” by Ozzy. Matter of fact, put some lil round sunglasses, some hair extentions, some skull rings on his fingers and a black t-shirt w. black jogging pants and you have an instant Ozzy with that Diary of a Madman smile. Someone with some photoshop skills hook that up.

or Houston Nutt is looking at $250.00 worth of pudding….

Oops I Crapped My Pants.

This scoring drive was brought to you by Patsy Cline.

“Crazyy …. I’m crazy for feelin so lonely … "

Ease off the guano, Mister Nutt!

Pelican Pants,

I’m Levon, Sagittarius, and it’s two-hundred. And forty dollars. Worth of puddin’

Aww yeah.

#24, +2 for a The State reference.

That’s Old Skool like the Wing-T offense.

@ No. 28

I cover a team that runs the wing-T, and it was so new school, they destroyed a spread team 40-0. They also had over 400 yards rushing. It was gorgeous.

AWWW YEAHH after this game we’re gettin our asses in that puddin’! Barry and Levonnnnnn
Lol- the State…they were before their time…..

The best one was the trappers, canoeing in the hallway, trapping people and taking their 3 piece suits.
It didnt make a whole lot of sense, it was funny, kinda like Houston Nutts game management. RTR!!!

That was the Kids in the Hall, Pelican Pants.

Let’s try to keep our sketch comedy shows straight around here, OK?

Look at poor #84, he knows that something bad is going to happen when he drinks the kool-aid, but he is just to scared to stand up to Nutt or warn the other guys.

Also, if someone has a video clip of this, they should post it. The photo is great, but you really have to enjoy all of Nutt’s twitches and gestures, he is a piece of work.

Nutt: “Boy ya know that Viagra kicks in so fast, it just messes you up!”

I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy, I just wanna say – F@CK Happy!

I think he’s happy cause he’s the one who told Holly’s mom about her boobage. Houston’s mean like that.

Not a Malibu, it’s a Crown Vic. Gotta love that magnetic Hog on the side.

The Orgeron wants one too.

http://www.local10.com/news/14138122/detail.html?rss=mia&psp=news

One of Urban’s kids got beat down by the policia!

neither herschel, nor rundmc, could hold Bo’s jock, and you all know it. Just play Tecmo Super Bowl one time

Pelican Pants -
It’s “The State”, and it’s $240.00 worth of puddin’.

“We had the 240…”
“so, we had to have the puddin’”

Freaking genius.

It is amazing that Arkansas wins any games with this guy running things. McFadden should get extra Heisman consideration for playing on a Nutt coached team. You have to give Nutt one thing though, he definitely lives up to his name.

Shit, that’s nothing. I was doing Jacob Skinner style sun salutations and making sacrifices to Ganesh at that point of the game.

“Mad football scientist cackles with glee” sums it up.

Nutt: Boy I tell ya, we’re gonna put in a Mitchell Mustain from Springdale, Arkansas and with the threat of the pass they won’t see the smoke draw coming.

Tuck: Uh coach, you remember Danny emailed him and all.

Wonder how much the RNC paid that kid to take the tazer? F’ing genius! And I thought Karl had left the building.

Mr. Pants…

That’s a Vizio LCD panel. The quality that you can get in flat panels today is amazing. I was surprised at how good the pic came out myself. After we saw Nutt make that face we went back and had to get a picture of it. Plus the look on #84 pretty much sums up the entire game. I fervently hope that Nutt stays there for as long as possible. The world of college football would be diminished without his bat-shit crazyness.

Ehhhheeee Heee. I just got another vote for having better hair than SaTan, Thanks PawPaw Frank.

Do those look like dentures in HD?

Hooooooo, boy! Donna’s paying for the room tonight!

I am embarrassed to be an Arkansas fan. He needs to move on.

Even though Bama won, somebody please tell me why Saban went for the field goal. It made absolutely no sense at the time, it still doesn’t make sense. I don’t care if they did win, it had more chances of making the Lucky Tide lose than win.

Holly- the rumors of your hottness will gain you about 800 drooling EDSBS-readers and probably about 4 stalkers. Can Of Worms. ;)

Dr. Ed. We, who earn slave wages in 6 minute increments, emphatically DO NOT question those who earn $4 million dollars. And, in any event, he would eat our balls at midfield. I had the precise question and my connubial unit had to remind me that Saban is Saban, and our duty as loyalists is to merely accept.

“And he loved Nick Saban.”

By season’s end….

Herschel > DMac > Bo

RunDMC only needs to average 109 yards per game the rest of the season to pass Bo in the same number of games played. Seeing how Nutt wants that Heisman winner on his resume’ worse than DMac, he will get enough touches to more than cover the 109.

As much as I hate Cow Tech, I have to point out that Bo played in a wishbone offense and probably missed several carries each game. Like DMac, he shared the backfield with another great back.

Hershel = D-Mac > Bo

I might give you 52, but not 54.

….and for the past 10 years, us die-hard hog fans continue to weep. he’s like goo; can’t get rid of the idiot. oh please someone save us from this tryant.