Comments on: BLOGTOBERFEST: WHIRLWINDHURRICANEAZOID EDITION.

By: CapstoneAlum

CapstoneAlum — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:34:21 +0000

Check out the guy over OS’s right shoulder…

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:31:28 +0000

But I have fat arms, too, remember? From all that python wrangling, dontcha know.

Actually, I am quite a bit rounder in every dimension than that woman. But she seems very pretty. Holly pretty? I dunno. But nice looking.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:24:13 +0000

TCOAN,

well good, that girl has fat arms anyway.

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:52:11 +0000

I’m a brunette with curly hair, and I was in North Carolina that weekend.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:13:45 +0000

No, no, he looks like Donald Sutherland as Hawkeye in M*A*S*H.

Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It’s the end of the quarter.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:25:00 +0000

Aerobab,

I’d laugh my ass off if that rack belongs to TCOAN. She is sitting next to him.

By: SEC! SEC! SEC!

SEC! SEC! SEC! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:37:18 +0000

#6 – he’ll need a fly-swatter for those bats

By: Seven Years in Gainesville

Seven Years in Gainesville — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:19:26 +0000

17 –
That shirt is EXPENSIVE. Like, $100 or some ridiculous amount. I was coming on here to compliment Orson for being balla enough to blow that kind of coin on something that garish. Yet he stays at IP when he goes to Vegas. Doesn’t make any sense. Next time I go out there, I’m staying at Binions (formerly the Mint) and the Flamingo, and running through Circus Circus and raising hell. It’s my Fear and Loathing tour.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:29:02 +0000

So did Coach Harris march into the Northwestern locker room and yell at them, “You just lost to a bunch of goddamned nerds. NERDS!!!”

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:21:18 +0000

No, no, no. That was Texas safety Tyrell Gatewood last week. And he wasn’t mixing up purple drank, there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this…
http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/tyrell-gatewood-has-a-grandparent-with-glaucoma-a-sibling-with-anxiety-disorder-and-a-baby-with-a-cough

By: CLTDawg

CLTDawg — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:38:03 +0000

Swindle, that may be the worst excuse for a shirt I have ever seen. I do, however, compliment you on the thatch. Not quite at my hair shirt level yet…but I got a few years head start on you.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:06:28 +0000

Orson to TCOAN: “Do I make you horny baby?

Change the underwear from the union jack to “Property of Tim Tebow” and I think this its Swindelian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBlpm0HQ2I

By: Whohah

Whohah — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:43:14 +0000

The bucket hat truly completes the ensemble.

[regarding Tim "Baby Rhino" Tebow]: “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:51:02 +0000

You need to be smoking a cigar as you stand over the fallen leader of the opposing drug cartel or regime. ¡Que viva la revolución!

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:40:55 +0000

As your attorney, I would advise you to get 20 more Acapulco shirts, 100 hits of blotter acid,1 gallon of Ether, 1 brick of Milf Weed, 1 kilo of columbian booger sugar,pituitary gland off of a cadaver. Note to self: never open vial of cocaine in a convertible going more than 50 mph. God will punish you.