TENNESSEE: PROPERTY OF MR. TEBOW
If you wonder what happy looks and sounds like…this is it.
59-20. All your boobz are belong to Mr. Tebow. 100 COCKTAILS TO YOU, LIFE!!! (HT: Awful Announcing, whose site name in no way applies to Verne “Captain Nuclear Awesomepantsface” Lundquist.)









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juanmiguel says:
Bewbs!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
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cbs5090 says:
Stupid Tebow ruined your plug on national television.
Damn him!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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Leopold Stotch says:
Was he getting ready to talk about the Fulmer Cup?
I’m pretty sure he was…
September 15th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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Stockman says:
Can’t wait to see Holly’s boobah’s all painted up nicely.
September 15th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Hudson says:
Congrats on the national TV mention. What a glorious Saturday! Looking forward to the upcoming tetas!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
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Holly says:
Oh, dear.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
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mlmintampa says:
I’ve lost my voice and I think my right ear drum is busted. And that was on the Brandon James return.
We should have hung 70 on them. So, yay boobies!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
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SC_Gator says:
Holly’s boobs are ours for the taking!
LONG LIVE EDSBS!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
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BDoc says:
Thank you Al Gore. Without your Internet none of this would be possible.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
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Alex says:
Nice taking off before the ball is snapped on that play. What is this, Arena League? fooey!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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Der Schatten says:
Who gives a shit if the Gator’s defense is suspect…if you hand 50+ every game, then the Werewolves may be in for a rough game.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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Beast44 says:
I was laughing from the Zook-asteriks and then cheering after the TD I totally missed the reference. Slowly, EDSBS is taking over the world, one 40-yard Tebow throw at a time!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
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fotodog says:
Hooray for Boobies!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
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CliffX says:
I’m sure Jesus loved that hot-dogging by Tim Tebow at the end of that clip.
(Sorry Orson, I’m rather bitter about Jesus disowning Notre Dame this season)
September 15th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
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TPS Reports says:
The countdown for boobies is ON! When will “they” be up?
September 15th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
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maskedavenger says:
How damn cool was that? Congratulations. So when are you going to make enough money to give up your day job?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
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newaztiger says:
Darren McFadden has taken over the Bama/Arkansas game.
TAKEN OVER.
Impressive.
Let me be the first to make a sentence with the names Herschel Walker, Bo Jackson, and Darren McFadden. I’m a believer.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
every day should be show your tits.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Excellent Day! Show Boobs, Sister!
September 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
#13….Jesus left the Irish the same time Urban choose UF over ND. Jesus bleeds Orange and Bue now….edit all the crucifix pictures asap.
Touchdown Jesus should be wearing a big blue #15 jersey.
Go Gators!
September 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Perhaps I’m not an expert on Sabanmetrics, but why kick the field goal with 4:30 left and down 7 when your defense has completely shit the bed?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Wow, Saban clearly doesn’t have time for my shit. What a great, weird game this has turned into.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Touchdown! No way.
Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 41
Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 38
September 15th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Nice going, ‘Bama! That’s how you do a two-minute drill with no timeouts.
It would have been oh so sweet if Lundquist could have dropped a [NAME REDACTED] reference too, though.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
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poon says:
saban made secpoon.com shut down
September 15th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
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Der Schatten says:
WHOOOOOOT!!! Can I get a John Parker Wilson, “I’ll choke away the game, then come from behind, ripping the psyche out of the Hogs and ushering Nutt’s departure from Fayetteville” sorta’ rebel yell?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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John says:
He was totally about to make a [name redacted] reference. Oh well.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
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newaztiger says:
Razorbacks: You just got Home Cooked!!!
September 15th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Louisville now belongs to Andre Woodson and his rocket arm.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
#26
Are you fucking serious? Look back at some AU/LSU games played @ Jeeerden Hair if you want to see some home cooking. On a different topic..do you remember last year when MSU beat Bama? Remember all the AU fans who busted our balls about that? Ya wanna talk about that now? I guess the Colonial Bank plane ought to be landing in Boone, NC right about now…
September 15th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
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Roaminggator says:
God there is 14:49 left in the Nebraska game and Muntsberger is in full swing plugging USC for a National Championship.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
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Sundawg says:
Holly, I don’t think taking the points, whatever they were, would have mattered. Jesus has left South Bend, and I think I know where He settled. You didn’t have a chance.
You guys can rib us about Stafford’s spooning all you want, but that photo just got trumped by Tebow receiving a sweet little kiss from his teammate on national TV; with a replay in case you missed it the first time. Whatever his motivation, he’s a damn fine QB.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
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MCab says:
I spewed my drink when I heard “EDSBS” being mentioned. That would imply Lundquist is into Friday Cheesecake.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
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Erik says:
Fuck! Fucking ‘Bama. Fuck!
At least Kentucky won, though. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Has there been any Youtubage of the EDSBS remark?
September 15th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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Boardmaster "Hung like Reggie F'n Nelson" Brian says:
MCab, Vern is most definitely into the bunda. That’s what Tebow interrupted.
Grats to Orson for the national pub. Now crying UT fans will take turns logging into the one computer in town, dial up using the only modem in the state (2400-baud 4evah, b1tchez!) and get kicked to relive the pain and suffering all over again.
Go Wildcats. Nicely played.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Ok, so I’m here in vegas in front of the mirage on my blackberry with a bird shit-stained shirt wanting to see Holly’s cans! Help an OSU fan out!
September 15th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
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Ben Million says:
Here’s the way I put it on my blog: “Florida was absolutely killin’ it. Tim Tebow is like one of those future cars on display at auto industry trade shows: strange methods of locomotion, insane horsepower, headlights that swivel around to reveal SCUD missiles. Can’t wait till Florida takes on LSU. Then we’ll find out if the Tebow Batmobile is street legal or not.”
Congrats on the national television name drop, Orson, and congrats to all of us on BOOBS! It’s a banner day for EDSBS.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
#32 – play the YouTube at the top of this post, sir.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#28, no, I’m not kidding.
Nutt did his part, of course – by throwing it on 3rd down. That’s why Nutt is Nutt.
But that PI was borderline at best, but the chain for the spot was horrible. Horrible.
Don’t worry, one of the signs of Bama being back is the refs making the “right” calls at critical times.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
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Erik says:
#35 – D’oh. I had music going last time I played it and I guess I missed it.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
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John says:
National name-drop, huge Florida victory, Holly’s boobs. The greatest day in EDSBS history.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Holly, your boobs might be Tebow property, buy Percy Harvin owns your ass.
Oh, and Ainge is tall and sucks.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
EDSBS is now bigger than Jesus!
September 15th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
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PW says:
Unbelievably hot today at the game. I think I may have hallucinated a giant donut hovering over Fulmer’s head.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
PW, you were just hallucinating Fulmer’s midsection above his head.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
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Tim says:
Notre Dame is already back to being front page material for ESPN. On Gameday this morning they said that if ND were to lose, “that would be a big story.”
I was rooting for them to win a quiet game and fade into the background for another week, but now I think we’re going to see wall-to-wall coverage.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
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Tim says:
Also, thanks to CBS, I now realize that Tebow’s hilariously ogre-like pass fake is not a pump fake, but to make the secondary think he is taking a step to start running. It makes a lot more sense now.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:12 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Great day. God loves the good guys in the SEC. Florida basically toyed with Tenn. The Domers got pwned by a Michigan team that will no doubt go to number 4 since they scored 38 pts at home. I am sure the two losses they had will be negated by something illegal from App State and Oregon.
Alabama finally got a coach who knows what the fuck he’s doing and they didnt choke like they did 6 times last yr. Looking forward to Boobs, EDSBS LIVE, and LSU vs Fla. Click on my link to see what I think Florida really is—The Scientologist of the SEC with offense via Telepathy. Great interference call at :33 secs in the ball game to give Alabama a first down and set up the win. This is why college football is the best fuckin thing in the world.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Congrats Orson from up here in Blowing Rock. And, no more junk bout mah Starksville boys. We shall beet the vowels to a useless heap as you did.
#9 – rat on. git em fred.
a sad nat in oaxfahd, the 70 lb catfish will disable many.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am
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LSUJoshua says:
Everything that belongs to Tennessee that belongs to Florida will belong to LSU. It’s a matter of time, nothing more.
Fear the Hat.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:41 am