If you wonder what happy looks and sounds like…this is it.
59-20. All your boobz are belong to Mr. Tebow. 100 COCKTAILS TO YOU, LIFE!!! (HT: Awful Announcing, whose site name in no way applies to Verne “Captain Nuclear Awesomepantsface” Lundquist.)
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
Comments? Questions? Long strings of profanities directed at something we said? Please send your comments to harumphharumph -a- yahoo -dot- com. Please direct all tailgating photos and stories to edsbsfans -a- gmail -dot- com.
| S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Aug | Oct » | |||||
| 1 | ||||||
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | ||||||
©2009 EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com - Privacy Policy
EDSBS is proudly powered by WordPress
The page was generated in 1.168 seconds with 25 queries.
Site design by Sevenpixels
Loading ...
1
juanmiguel says:
Bewbs!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
2
cbs5090 says:
Stupid Tebow ruined your plug on national television.
Damn him!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
3
Leopold Stotch says:
Was he getting ready to talk about the Fulmer Cup?
I’m pretty sure he was…
September 15th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
4
Stockman says:
Can’t wait to see Holly’s boobah’s all painted up nicely.
September 15th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
5
Hudson says:
Congrats on the national TV mention. What a glorious Saturday! Looking forward to the upcoming tetas!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
6
Holly says:
Oh, dear.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
7
mlmintampa says:
I’ve lost my voice and I think my right ear drum is busted. And that was on the Brandon James return.
We should have hung 70 on them. So, yay boobies!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
8
SC_Gator says:
Holly’s boobs are ours for the taking!
LONG LIVE EDSBS!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
9
BDoc says:
Thank you Al Gore. Without your Internet none of this would be possible.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
10
Alex says:
Nice taking off before the ball is snapped on that play. What is this, Arena League? fooey!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
11
Der Schatten says:
Who gives a shit if the Gator’s defense is suspect…if you hand 50+ every game, then the Werewolves may be in for a rough game.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
12
Beast44 says:
I was laughing from the Zook-asteriks and then cheering after the TD I totally missed the reference. Slowly, EDSBS is taking over the world, one 40-yard Tebow throw at a time!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
13
fotodog says:
Hooray for Boobies!
September 15th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
14
CliffX says:
I’m sure Jesus loved that hot-dogging by Tim Tebow at the end of that clip.
(Sorry Orson, I’m rather bitter about Jesus disowning Notre Dame this season)
September 15th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
15
TPS Reports says:
The countdown for boobies is ON! When will “they” be up?
September 15th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
16
maskedavenger says:
How damn cool was that? Congratulations. So when are you going to make enough money to give up your day job?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
17
newaztiger says:
Darren McFadden has taken over the Bama/Arkansas game.
TAKEN OVER.
Impressive.
Let me be the first to make a sentence with the names Herschel Walker, Bo Jackson, and Darren McFadden. I’m a believer.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
18
RaginCajunRebel says:
every day should be show your tits.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
19
Run Up The Score says:
Excellent Day! Show Boobs, Sister!
September 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
20
Mich-Placed Gator says:
#13….Jesus left the Irish the same time Urban choose UF over ND. Jesus bleeds Orange and Bue now….edit all the crucifix pictures asap.
Touchdown Jesus should be wearing a big blue #15 jersey.
Go Gators!
September 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
21
Run Up The Score says:
Perhaps I’m not an expert on Sabanmetrics, but why kick the field goal with 4:30 left and down 7 when your defense has completely shit the bed?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
22
Run Up The Score says:
Wow, Saban clearly doesn’t have time for my shit. What a great, weird game this has turned into.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
23
Run Up The Score says:
Touchdown! No way.
Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 41
Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 38
September 15th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
24
Signal to Noise says:
Nice going, ‘Bama! That’s how you do a two-minute drill with no timeouts.
It would have been oh so sweet if Lundquist could have dropped a [NAME REDACTED] reference too, though.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
25
poon says:
saban made secpoon.com shut down
September 15th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
26
Der Schatten says:
WHOOOOOOT!!! Can I get a John Parker Wilson, “I’ll choke away the game, then come from behind, ripping the psyche out of the Hogs and ushering Nutt’s departure from Fayetteville” sorta’ rebel yell?
September 15th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
27
John says:
He was totally about to make a [name redacted] reference. Oh well.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
28
newaztiger says:
Razorbacks: You just got Home Cooked!!!
September 15th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
29
Signal to Noise says:
Louisville now belongs to Andre Woodson and his rocket arm.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
30
CapstoneAlum says:
#26
Are you fucking serious? Look back at some AU/LSU games played @ Jeeerden Hair if you want to see some home cooking. On a different topic..do you remember last year when MSU beat Bama? Remember all the AU fans who busted our balls about that? Ya wanna talk about that now? I guess the Colonial Bank plane ought to be landing in Boone, NC right about now…
September 15th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
31
Roaminggator says:
God there is 14:49 left in the Nebraska game and Muntsberger is in full swing plugging USC for a National Championship.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
32
Sundawg says:
Holly, I don’t think taking the points, whatever they were, would have mattered. Jesus has left South Bend, and I think I know where He settled. You didn’t have a chance.
You guys can rib us about Stafford’s spooning all you want, but that photo just got trumped by Tebow receiving a sweet little kiss from his teammate on national TV; with a replay in case you missed it the first time. Whatever his motivation, he’s a damn fine QB.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
33
MCab says:
I spewed my drink when I heard “EDSBS” being mentioned. That would imply Lundquist is into Friday Cheesecake.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
34
Erik says:
Fuck! Fucking ‘Bama. Fuck!
At least Kentucky won, though. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Has there been any Youtubage of the EDSBS remark?
September 15th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
35
Boardmaster "Hung like Reggie F'n Nelson" Brian says:
MCab, Vern is most definitely into the bunda. That’s what Tebow interrupted.
Grats to Orson for the national pub. Now crying UT fans will take turns logging into the one computer in town, dial up using the only modem in the state (2400-baud 4evah, b1tchez!) and get kicked to relive the pain and suffering all over again.
Go Wildcats. Nicely played.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
36
tOSU_radar says:
Ok, so I’m here in vegas in front of the mirage on my blackberry with a bird shit-stained shirt wanting to see Holly’s cans! Help an OSU fan out!
September 15th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
37
Ben Million says:
Here’s the way I put it on my blog: “Florida was absolutely killin’ it. Tim Tebow is like one of those future cars on display at auto industry trade shows: strange methods of locomotion, insane horsepower, headlights that swivel around to reveal SCUD missiles. Can’t wait till Florida takes on LSU. Then we’ll find out if the Tebow Batmobile is street legal or not.”
Congrats on the national television name drop, Orson, and congrats to all of us on BOOBS! It’s a banner day for EDSBS.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
38
Signal to Noise says:
#32 – play the YouTube at the top of this post, sir.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
39
NewAZTiger says:
#28, no, I’m not kidding.
Nutt did his part, of course – by throwing it on 3rd down. That’s why Nutt is Nutt.
But that PI was borderline at best, but the chain for the spot was horrible. Horrible.
Don’t worry, one of the signs of Bama being back is the refs making the “right” calls at critical times.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
40
Erik says:
#35 – D’oh. I had music going last time I played it and I guess I missed it.
September 15th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
41
John says:
National name-drop, huge Florida victory, Holly’s boobs. The greatest day in EDSBS history.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
42
Allahver Fist says:
Holly, your boobs might be Tebow property, buy Percy Harvin owns your ass.
Oh, and Ainge is tall and sucks.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
43
Anonymous IV says:
EDSBS is now bigger than Jesus!
September 15th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
44
PW says:
Unbelievably hot today at the game. I think I may have hallucinated a giant donut hovering over Fulmer’s head.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
45
Anonymous IV says:
PW, you were just hallucinating Fulmer’s midsection above his head.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
46
Tim says:
Notre Dame is already back to being front page material for ESPN. On Gameday this morning they said that if ND were to lose, “that would be a big story.”
I was rooting for them to win a quiet game and fade into the background for another week, but now I think we’re going to see wall-to-wall coverage.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
47
Tim says:
Also, thanks to CBS, I now realize that Tebow’s hilariously ogre-like pass fake is not a pump fake, but to make the secondary think he is taking a step to start running. It makes a lot more sense now.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:12 am
48
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Great day. God loves the good guys in the SEC. Florida basically toyed with Tenn. The Domers got pwned by a Michigan team that will no doubt go to number 4 since they scored 38 pts at home. I am sure the two losses they had will be negated by something illegal from App State and Oregon.
Alabama finally got a coach who knows what the fuck he’s doing and they didnt choke like they did 6 times last yr. Looking forward to Boobs, EDSBS LIVE, and LSU vs Fla. Click on my link to see what I think Florida really is—The Scientologist of the SEC with offense via Telepathy. Great interference call at :33 secs in the ball game to give Alabama a first down and set up the win. This is why college football is the best fuckin thing in the world.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am
49
yoyofutbawl says:
Congrats Orson from up here in Blowing Rock. And, no more junk bout mah Starksville boys. We shall beet the vowels to a useless heap as you did.
#9 – rat on. git em fred.
a sad nat in oaxfahd, the 70 lb catfish will disable many.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am
50
LSUJoshua says:
Everything that belongs to Tennessee that belongs to Florida will belong to LSU. It’s a matter of time, nothing more.
Fear the Hat.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:41 am
51
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Goddamn Holly Rowe is getting fatter by the minute.
I dont mean to sound sexist, but you bitches and ho’s need to know I’m trying to correct this– Flight of the Conchords
September 16th, 2007 at 1:02 am
52
Sagacious Saurian says:
I think he was going to say that EDSBS doesn’t even say the former Gator coach’s name, instead saying [name redacted].
September 16th, 2007 at 1:06 am
53
yoyofutbawl says:
Name redacted playing Losacuse, and I thought teh thinkinnheads had neither onnthenscreen dis weekend. zmah bad, theynhita homerun.
the orgeron be laode fer bloahd dis wekends.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:17 am
54
VandyJ says:
Orgeron can have his 70 lb catfish back now that we are done slapping him soundly about the head and face with it.
Dores win, Cal wins, Bama wins, Auburn and UT lose. I will now house an entire bottle of gin, hug an alligator, throw up and pass out.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:23 am
55
Mr. Wrong says:
Yep, he was talking about [name redacted]. I bet, if Timmy hadn’t spotted the egregious blown coverage on CI, Vern would’ve screwed it up by saying something like: [name retracted].
September 16th, 2007 at 1:31 am
56
Whohah says:
“BEWBS!”
-South Park
September 16th, 2007 at 2:40 am
57
Doug @ THE POWERT says:
FUCK FLORDIA AND FUCK FPHILLP FULMER! IM DRINK AND SHIT AND I HATE FUOMER! FUCKIGN REGSIN YOU DICKSTICK!
September 16th, 2007 at 2:42 am
58
Doug @ THE POWERT says:
Wiat, wjhat the fick? We get to see holyy’s boobs! AND VERNE REASD ESBSD@
September 16th, 2007 at 2:46 am
59
DJ says:
Titties Titties Titties!!!!
Nice plug on national television, my guess is that he was about to go into how you refer to (name redacted) on said website.
September 16th, 2007 at 2:49 am
60
nittanylyin says:
tebow actually won me 3 cocktails today……
September 16th, 2007 at 2:54 am
61
StokesW says:
14. When Jesus does cool shit it’s called a miracle, but when Tebow does cool shit it’s called hot-dogging. Double standard.
I consider Jesus one of the biggest hot-doggers of all time. “Watch me walk on water because I’m the son of god.”
September 16th, 2007 at 8:06 am
62
VW says:
At least Tim Tebow earned the monikor as a Gaytor. I bet ole Tim took a pounding from Joiner last night.
Congrats to the Gators for humiliating my Vols.
Go Vols and just GO PHIL
September 16th, 2007 at 8:23 am
63
wilbur says:
Jebus or OPS or whatever- Is it too late to get a picture of a female Iowa blogger with “Bret Culbertson owns this” printed on her ass?
September 16th, 2007 at 8:25 am
64
peachy says:
Now see, if I were a UT fan I would be reluctant to beat the ‘Tebow and Joiner are teh gheyz!’ drum. Presumably you mean to imply that they are less than manly, yes? But if that’s so, your humiliation is even more severe – you weren’t just utterly destroyed, you were utterly destroyed by a couple of poofters. And what would that make you?
September 16th, 2007 at 9:25 am
65
Allahver Fist says:
Holy shit! Saban’s lawyas shut down the SECpoon dot com website after they posted pics of his 15yr old niece.
September 16th, 2007 at 9:53 am
66
Raider Red says:
JoePa: “Braaaaaains!”
Males of EDSBS: “Boooooooobs!”
September 16th, 2007 at 10:05 am
67
R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
66-lol how true
September 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
68
VW says:
Peachy,
Just cause my team got utterly beat down by a superior Gator team and coach does not mean I am not going to take the only shot I possibly can. Frankly its all I got at this point. As far as what does that make the Vols? Well, the best 1-2 team in the nation (well besides Mich. and possibly others). At the end of the season I imagine we will be the best 6-6 team in the nation.
September 16th, 2007 at 10:17 am
69
wilbur says:
For once I wish Iowa fans’ delusions of grandeur weren’t just delusions and Iowa was actually a top national program. Why? Because I could really go for one of those Lou Holtz pep talks directed at the Hawkeyes right now. After the game sweet sweet schadenfreude started displacing the sweet morphine of low pre-game expectations. (HT Brian@Mgo).
Yesterday in downtown Davenport was awesome. There were hordes of Iowa fans (all cool except for one asshole), and a few Cyclones and Illini rooting on ISU. The Illinois fans were the ones obnoxiously rubbing it in to the Hawkeyes after the game. The feeling is so great when I don’t have to say a word to my Hawk friends about all the shit they’d given me previous week and I can just act gracious and bask in their sorrow.
September 16th, 2007 at 10:39 am
70
jpreedy says:
I’m in Qatar (a small peninsular country in the Middle East) and was watching the game on the “American Forces Network”. EDSBS is conquering the world!!!
September 16th, 2007 at 10:54 am
71
Bully Van De Graaff says:
…. and the twiiiiiinnnnns!
Let’s recap: Tenn. loses big, Auburn loses to a fellow College of Bovine Intellect, The Sisters of the Poor’s JV squad was dismantled by Michigan, and Alabama pulls one out of their ass (against the wishes and doings of Darren McFadden).
If Shangri-La had a getaway weekend, this had to be it.
September 16th, 2007 at 10:59 am
72
Tacopants says:
Congrats EDSBS!
Abt Lundquist, “Lund” means “Penis” in Hindi. Ya really.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:10 am
73
Beatuofa says:
It’s morning, and ASU still won, u of a still lost, and there are “booooooobs” (HT #66, +100 cocktails to you sir) on the horizon. What a glorious day this is.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:42 am
74
dmbmeg says:
If I actually had friends who went to ISU, I wish they were all as gracious as you.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:45 am
75
dmbmeg says:
wilbur-
the previous comment was for you. I’ve been all out of sorts for the past day for the obvious reasons.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:46 am
76
Michigan Gator says:
Congrats Orson… that’s awesome.
Charlie Weis is still fat.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:58 am
77
PJ from NU in SF says:
A beautiful day turned into horrible night. Fuck, I hate losing.
September 16th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
78
MCab says:
No mention of USC/Nebraska? I was pulling for Big Red, but the DL’s decided not to stop the run anymore.
“For a second, I looked good out there, but Mike turned into reality my worst nightmare.”
Fresh Prince “I think I can beat Mike Tyson”
September 16th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
79
Dave says:
i nearly shit myself when I heard the EDSBS name drop…and then i did shit my pants when Bama came back to win the game. What a great game.
Also, what happned with saban and SECPOON? I think i missed it
September 16th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
80
PeterPumpkinhead says:
AZTiger, you are so full of shit. They missed 2 PIs and 2 off-sides in the 4th qtr. It’s a miracle they managed to catch the two completely obvious ones on that last drive.
LSUJoshua is full of it, too, but see his team is laying waste to the countryside like the Sauron’s hordes, so he can talk shit as until someone stops them.
You, on the other hand, need to put your face back in Mr. Croom’s lap. He’s getting impatient, and the rest of us don’t want to hear it.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
81
PeterPumpkinhead says:
I may be hungover… maybe a little… you would be too if you had been there.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
82
Alagator says:
If LSU is a werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis then Then Tebow’s Gators are Godzilla with a SCUD missile for a penis!
September 16th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
83
maskedavenger says:
Holly,
Any chance we are going to see this with orange and blue tassels?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9tzmrXeA8
I know it was not part of the original bet, but as Dustin Hoffman said, it is a nice effect.
September 16th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
84
da weasel says:
Aubawn got CROOMED
September 16th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
85
wilbur says:
Congrats Orson… that’s awesome.
Charlie Weis is still fat.
Speaking of fat, did you hear Verne’s other (possible) EDSBS reference in the first quarter? He brought up Fulmer when someone mentioned nip/tuck. Congrats, O.
September 16th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
86
Georgia underage drinker says:
If you were not as funny as you are…I would call your ass out for the fact that “Superman” just played the worst defense since Mark Ferman’s killer case…but I won’t, because I wish you many beers.
September 16th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
87
YoyoyouyoyoyoFootball says:
“Oh gush, there’s Steve Spurrier”
-Verne
September 16th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
88
Bones says:
Speaking of losing bets, on CSS’ ‘Talking Football’, Tee Martin is now wearing a Rex Grossman jersey.
September 16th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
89
wooderson says:
When do we get to see Holly’s sweater puppies? I don’t want to think about ND’s o-line for a while.
September 16th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
90
AS says:
51
You can haz pointz for your FotC reference.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
91
Chris says:
You need to extend an invitation for Verne Lundquist to call in on next week’s EDSBS Live.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
92
Vol says:
Ok I’m pissed. Bring on the tits. That’s the only thing that could make me feel better this weekend.
September 16th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
93
KE says:
You know, in the contract she refers to a “rack.” You’re going to get a picture of a thing on top of a car, or a deer’s antlers, or something.
September 16th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
94
tzubear says:
I think many of us already knew the main stream media followed this and other major CFB sites. This seems to be evident whenever our conversations are presented back to us on TV in the form of ” the internet blogs are buzzing about….”, but its still cool they dropped the name EDSBS. Congrats Swindle.
Please, Please dont sell out to the rat!
September 16th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
95
Domer Guy says:
EDSBS: The WORLD WIDE LEADER in internet humor/blabbering/rackness.
September 16th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
96
eDayStat says:
I’m with Erik, this weekend was made for me with Kentucky pulling out the win over Louisville. It was one of (if not the #1) most important win in the history of our program. But all that other shit from the weekend was a nice cherry-on-top surprise.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
97
The Reverend Doctor says:
This was foretold by the Great Saban: “For among our foes of the swamp there will be a great warrior, and terror shall he bring to those that oppose him, and much will his soldiers love him. Their love shall raise the eyebrows of the crowds, but the cries of his foes will be set to show-tunes and ring throughout the southern land.”
http://www.churchofsaban.com
September 17th, 2007 at 12:35 am
98
babaoje says:
A lesser man than myself would say that a blowout that big deserves some nipple, but I’ll leave that to Orson.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:00 am
99
Tailgator says:
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
September 17th, 2007 at 1:18 am
100
blackertai says:
#96, nice backhand insult to Orson! +10 cocktails for insulting the host! Must be a Vol. fan.
September 17th, 2007 at 4:39 am
101
Irwin Fletcher says:
Bring on the Twins!
September 17th, 2007 at 6:39 am