TENNESSEE: PROPERTY OF MR. TEBOW

Bewbs!

Stupid Tebow ruined your plug on national television.

Damn him!

Was he getting ready to talk about the Fulmer Cup?
I’m pretty sure he was…

Can’t wait to see Holly’s boobah’s all painted up nicely.

Congrats on the national TV mention. What a glorious Saturday! Looking forward to the upcoming tetas!

Oh, dear.

I’ve lost my voice and I think my right ear drum is busted. And that was on the Brandon James return.

We should have hung 70 on them. So, yay boobies!

Holly’s boobs are ours for the taking!

LONG LIVE EDSBS!

Thank you Al Gore. Without your Internet none of this would be possible.

Nice taking off before the ball is snapped on that play. What is this, Arena League? fooey!

Who gives a shit if the Gator’s defense is suspect…if you hand 50+ every game, then the Werewolves may be in for a rough game.

I was laughing from the Zook-asteriks and then cheering after the TD I totally missed the reference. Slowly, EDSBS is taking over the world, one 40-yard Tebow throw at a time!

Hooray for Boobies!

I’m sure Jesus loved that hot-dogging by Tim Tebow at the end of that clip.

(Sorry Orson, I’m rather bitter about Jesus disowning Notre Dame this season)

The countdown for boobies is ON! When will “they” be up?

How damn cool was that? Congratulations. So when are you going to make enough money to give up your day job?

Darren McFadden has taken over the Bama/Arkansas game.

TAKEN OVER.

Impressive.

Let me be the first to make a sentence with the names Herschel Walker, Bo Jackson, and Darren McFadden. I’m a believer.

every day should be show your tits.

Excellent Day! Show Boobs, Sister!

#13….Jesus left the Irish the same time Urban choose UF over ND. Jesus bleeds Orange and Bue now….edit all the crucifix pictures asap.

Touchdown Jesus should be wearing a big blue #15 jersey.

Go Gators!

Perhaps I’m not an expert on Sabanmetrics, but why kick the field goal with 4:30 left and down 7 when your defense has completely shit the bed?

Wow, Saban clearly doesn’t have time for my shit. What a great, weird game this has turned into.

Touchdown! No way.

Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 41
Crazy Ass Motherfuckers: 38

Nice going, ‘Bama! That’s how you do a two-minute drill with no timeouts.

It would have been oh so sweet if Lundquist could have dropped a [NAME REDACTED] reference too, though.

saban made secpoon.com shut down

WHOOOOOOT!!! Can I get a John Parker Wilson, “I’ll choke away the game, then come from behind, ripping the psyche out of the Hogs and ushering Nutt’s departure from Fayetteville” sorta’ rebel yell?

He was totally about to make a [name redacted] reference. Oh well.

Razorbacks: You just got Home Cooked!!!

Louisville now belongs to Andre Woodson and his rocket arm.

#26
Are you fucking serious? Look back at some AU/LSU games played @ Jeeerden Hair if you want to see some home cooking. On a different topic..do you remember last year when MSU beat Bama? Remember all the AU fans who busted our balls about that? Ya wanna talk about that now? I guess the Colonial Bank plane ought to be landing in Boone, NC right about now…

God there is 14:49 left in the Nebraska game and Muntsberger is in full swing plugging USC for a National Championship.

Holly, I don’t think taking the points, whatever they were, would have mattered. Jesus has left South Bend, and I think I know where He settled. You didn’t have a chance.

You guys can rib us about Stafford’s spooning all you want, but that photo just got trumped by Tebow receiving a sweet little kiss from his teammate on national TV; with a replay in case you missed it the first time. Whatever his motivation, he’s a damn fine QB.

I spewed my drink when I heard “EDSBS” being mentioned. That would imply Lundquist is into Friday Cheesecake.

Fuck! Fucking ’Bama. Fuck!

At least Kentucky won, though. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Has there been any Youtubage of the EDSBS remark?

MCab, Vern is most definitely into the bunda. That’s what Tebow interrupted.

Grats to Orson for the national pub. Now crying UT fans will take turns logging into the one computer in town, dial up using the only modem in the state (2400-baud 4evah, b1tchez!) and get kicked to relive the pain and suffering all over again.

Go Wildcats. Nicely played.

Ok, so I’m here in vegas in front of the mirage on my blackberry with a bird shit-stained shirt wanting to see Holly’s cans! Help an OSU fan out!

Here’s the way I put it on my blog: “Florida was absolutely killin’ it. Tim Tebow is like one of those future cars on display at auto industry trade shows: strange methods of locomotion, insane horsepower, headlights that swivel around to reveal SCUD missiles. Can’t wait till Florida takes on LSU. Then we’ll find out if the Tebow Batmobile is street legal or not.”

Congrats on the national television name drop, Orson, and congrats to all of us on BOOBS! It’s a banner day for EDSBS.

1. - play the YouTube at the top of this post, sir.

#28, no, I’m not kidding.

Nutt did his part, of course – by throwing it on 3rd down. That’s why Nutt is Nutt.

But that PI was borderline at best, but the chain for the spot was horrible. Horrible.

Don’t worry, one of the signs of Bama being back is the refs making the “right” calls at critical times.

1. - D’oh. I had music going last time I played it and I guess I missed it.

National name-drop, huge Florida victory, Holly’s boobs. The greatest day in EDSBS history.

Holly, your boobs might be Tebow property, buy Percy Harvin owns your ass.

Oh, and Ainge is tall and sucks.

EDSBS is now bigger than Jesus!

Unbelievably hot today at the game. I think I may have hallucinated a giant donut hovering over Fulmer’s head.

PW, you were just hallucinating Fulmer’s midsection above his head.

Notre Dame is already back to being front page material for ESPN. On Gameday this morning they said that if ND were to lose, “that would be a big story.”

I was rooting for them to win a quiet game and fade into the background for another week, but now I think we’re going to see wall-to-wall coverage.

Also, thanks to CBS, I now realize that Tebow’s hilariously ogre-like pass fake is not a pump fake, but to make the secondary think he is taking a step to start running. It makes a lot more sense now.

Great day. God loves the good guys in the SEC. Florida basically toyed with Tenn. The Domers got pwned by a Michigan team that will no doubt go to number 4 since they scored 38 pts at home. I am sure the two losses they had will be negated by something illegal from App State and Oregon.
Alabama finally got a coach who knows what the fuck he’s doing and they didnt choke like they did 6 times last yr. Looking forward to Boobs, EDSBS LIVE, and LSU vs Fla. Click on my link to see what I think Florida really is—-The Scientologist of the SEC with offense via Telepathy. Great interference call at :33 secs in the ball game to give Alabama a first down and set up the win. This is why college football is the best fuckin thing in the world.

Congrats Orson from up here in Blowing Rock. And, no more junk bout mah Starksville boys. We shall beet the vowels to a useless heap as you did.

1. - rat on. git em fred.

a sad nat in oaxfahd, the 70 lb catfish will disable many.

Everything that belongs to Tennessee that belongs to Florida will belong to LSU. It’s a matter of time, nothing more.

Fear the Hat.

Goddamn Holly Rowe is getting fatter by the minute.
I dont mean to sound sexist, but you bitches and ho’s need to know I’m trying to correct this— Flight of the Conchords

I think he was going to say that EDSBS doesn’t even say the former Gator coach’s name, instead saying [name redacted].

Name redacted playing Losacuse, and I thought teh thinkinnheads had neither onnthenscreen dis weekend. zmah bad, theynhita homerun.

the orgeron be laode fer bloahd dis wekends.

Orgeron can have his 70 lb catfish back now that we are done slapping him soundly about the head and face with it.

Dores win, Cal wins, Bama wins, Auburn and UT lose. I will now house an entire bottle of gin, hug an alligator, throw up and pass out.

Yep, he was talking about [name redacted]. I bet, if Timmy hadn’t spotted the egregious blown coverage on CI, Vern would’ve screwed it up by saying something like: [name retracted].

“BEWBS!”

-South Park

FUCK FLORDIA AND FUCK FPHILLP FULMER! IM DRINK AND SHIT AND I HATE FUOMER! FUCKIGN REGSIN YOU DICKSTICK!

Wiat, wjhat the fick? We get to see holyy’s boobs! AND VERNE REASD ESBSD@

Titties Titties Titties!!!!

Nice plug on national television, my guess is that he was about to go into how you refer to (name redacted) on said website.

tebow actually won me 3 cocktails today……

14. When Jesus does cool shit it’s called a miracle, but when Tebow does cool shit it’s called hot-dogging. Double standard.

I consider Jesus one of the biggest hot-doggers of all time. “Watch me walk on water because I’m the son of god.”

At least Tim Tebow earned the monikor as a Gaytor. I bet ole Tim took a pounding from Joiner last night.

Congrats to the Gators for humiliating my Vols.
Go Vols and just GO PHIL

Jebus or OPS or whatever- Is it too late to get a picture of a female Iowa blogger with “Bret Culbertson owns this” printed on her ass?

Now see, if I were a UT fan I would be reluctant to beat the ‘Tebow and Joiner are teh gheyz!’ drum. Presumably you mean to imply that they are less than manly, yes? But if that’s so, your humiliation is even more severe – you weren’t just utterly destroyed, you were utterly destroyed by a couple of poofters. And what would that make you?

Holy shit! Saban’s lawyas shut down the SECpoon dot com website after they posted pics of his 15yr old niece.

JoePa: “Braaaaaains!”
Males of EDSBS: “Boooooooobs!”

66-lol how true

Peachy,
Just cause my team got utterly beat down by a superior Gator team and coach does not mean I am not going to take the only shot I possibly can. Frankly its all I got at this point. As far as what does that make the Vols? Well, the best 1-2 team in the nation (well besides Mich. and possibly others). At the end of the season I imagine we will be the best 6-6 team in the nation.

For once I wish Iowa fans’ delusions of grandeur weren’t just delusions and Iowa was actually a top national program. Why? Because I could really go for one of those Lou Holtz pep talks directed at the Hawkeyes right now. After the game sweet sweet schadenfreude started displacing the sweet morphine of low pre-game expectations. (HT Brian@Mgo).

Yesterday in downtown Davenport was awesome. There were hordes of Iowa fans (all cool except for one asshole), and a few Cyclones and Illini rooting on ISU. The Illinois fans were the ones obnoxiously rubbing it in to the Hawkeyes after the game. The feeling is so great when I don’t have to say a word to my Hawk friends about all the shit they’d given me previous week and I can just act gracious and bask in their sorrow.

I’m in Qatar (a small peninsular country in the Middle East) and was watching the game on the “American Forces Network”. EDSBS is conquering the world!!!

…. and the twiiiiiinnnnns!

Let’s recap: Tenn. loses big, Auburn loses to a fellow College of Bovine Intellect, The Sisters of the Poor’s JV squad was dismantled by Michigan, and Alabama pulls one out of their ass (against the wishes and doings of Darren McFadden).

If Shangri-La had a getaway weekend, this had to be it.

Congrats EDSBS!

Abt Lundquist, “Lund” means “Penis” in Hindi. Ya really.

It’s morning, and ASU still won, u of a still lost, and there are “booooooobs” (HT #66, +100 cocktails to you sir) on the horizon. What a glorious day this is.

If I actually had friends who went to ISU, I wish they were all as gracious as you.

wilbur-
the previous comment was for you. I’ve been all out of sorts for the past day for the obvious reasons.

Congrats Orson… that’s awesome.

Charlie Weis is still fat.

A beautiful day turned into horrible night. Fuck, I hate losing.

No mention of USC/Nebraska? I was pulling for Big Red, but the DL’s decided not to stop the run anymore.

“For a second, I looked good out there, but Mike turned into reality my worst nightmare.”
 Fresh Prince “I think I can beat Mike Tyson”

i nearly shit myself when I heard the EDSBS name drop…and then i did shit my pants when Bama came back to win the game. What a great game.

Also, what happned with saban and SECPOON? I think i missed it

AZTiger, you are so full of shit. They missed 2 PIs and 2 off-sides in the 4th qtr. It’s a miracle they managed to catch the two completely obvious ones on that last drive.

LSUJoshua is full of it, too, but see his team is laying waste to the countryside like the Sauron’s hordes, so he can talk shit as until someone stops them.

You, on the other hand, need to put your face back in Mr. Croom’s lap. He’s getting impatient, and the rest of us don’t want to hear it.

I may be hungover… maybe a little… you would be too if you had been there.

If LSU is a werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis then Then Tebow’s Gators are Godzilla with a SCUD missile for a penis!

Holly,

Any chance we are going to see this with orange and blue tassels?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9tzmrXeA8

I know it was not part of the original bet, but as Dustin Hoffman said, it is a nice effect.

Aubawn got CROOMED

Congrats Orson… that’s awesome.

Charlie Weis is still fat.

Speaking of fat, did you hear Verne’s other (possible) EDSBS reference in the first quarter? He brought up Fulmer when someone mentioned nip/tuck. Congrats, O.

If you were not as funny as you are…I would call your ass out for the fact that “Superman” just played the worst defense since Mark Ferman’s killer case…but I won’t, because I wish you many beers.

“Oh gush, there’s Steve Spurrier”

-Verne

Speaking of losing bets, on CSS’ ‘Talking Football’, Tee Martin is now wearing a Rex Grossman jersey.

When do we get to see Holly’s sweater puppies? I don’t want to think about ND’s o-line for a while.

51

You can haz pointz for your FotC reference.

You need to extend an invitation for Verne Lundquist to call in on next week’s EDSBS Live.

Ok I’m pissed. Bring on the tits. That’s the only thing that could make me feel better this weekend.

You know, in the contract she refers to a “rack.” You’re going to get a picture of a thing on top of a car, or a deer’s antlers, or something.

I think many of us already knew the main stream media followed this and other major CFB sites. This seems to be evident whenever our conversations are presented back to us on TV in the form of " the internet blogs are buzzing about….", but its still cool they dropped the name EDSBS. Congrats Swindle.

Please, Please dont sell out to the rat!

EDSBS: The WORLD WIDE LEADER in internet humor/blabbering/rackness.

I’m with Erik, this weekend was made for me with Kentucky pulling out the win over Louisville. It was one of (if not the #1) most important win in the history of our program. But all that other shit from the weekend was a nice cherry-on-top surprise.

This was foretold by the Great Saban: “For among our foes of the swamp there will be a great warrior, and terror shall he bring to those that oppose him, and much will his soldiers love him. Their love shall raise the eyebrows of the crowds, but the cries of his foes will be set to show-tunes and ring throughout the southern land.”

http://www.churchofsaban.com

A lesser man than myself would say that a blowout that big deserves some nipple, but I’ll leave that to Orson.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

#96, nice backhand insult to Orson! +10 cocktails for insulting the host! Must be a Vol. fan.

Bring on the Twins!