THE WAGER: WEEKEND OPEN THREAD
by Orson on Sep 14, 2007 5:17 PM EDT
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Boobs, or the worst song ever recorded: choose the right, reader.Agenda:
1. Drive to Gainesville
2. DRINK. KILL. GLORY.
3. Come home in time for EDSBS Live on Sunday.
Enjoy your weekend and root for Florida. The choice is yours: root for the Gators, and you root for boobs on the internet. Root for Tennessee, and you get us singing "Rocky Top." And no one wins there.
See below for details.
me: I, Orson Swindle, being of mind and body, do promise to record a version of "Rocky Top" upon the event of a loss to the Tennessee Volunteers for the Florida Gators football team on Saturday.
I will complete said recording in no more than three days.
And post the results on EDSBS.com
Holly: I, in turn, vow to stencil "PROPERTY OF MISTER TEBOW" on my rack, in University of Florida colors, in permanent marker in the event of a Tennessee loss in Gainesville.
The resulting carnage will be photographed, and made available to the internets, within three days of the game.
(You have to sing. I cannot emphasize this enough.)
me: I promise to sing.
In English.
With music.
Holly: I promise the photographs will be in color. And actually of my actual rack, actually.
And that I won't wash it off, but let the letters fade even as the sting of defeat lingers.
me: The drafters of this agreement would also like to note that TCOAN has been alerted that a wager involving modest, family-safe breast exposure and these eyes, and that the wager has been approved by the proper authorities.
Holly: And that TCOAN is generally above reproach in all areas, but especially this one, and could straight murder my ass with a glance. Am she not merciful?
me: She is. Praise her names.
Holly: World without end, amen.
me: Terms agreed on herein on this date, September 14, 2007
Holly: Affirmed.
me: Affirmed.
Holly: [gong]
me: (Blood oaths exchanged.)
Holly: [internets blood.]
me: (Microsoft BloodOath 2.0, part of the Microsoft EvilOffice 2008 Beta)
Holly: [paralleled for Mac because I don't roll like that]
me: Shine 'em up, darlin'.
Holly: My fightin' shoes?
me: Your boobs. They're going on tour in 48 hours
Holly: I'm from the Ridge, lawya. Them bitches got a glow.
me: Then no flash necessary.
Holly: Get your banjo strung up real nice now, you filthy fuckin' reprobate.
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Holly,
I am SO looking forward to seeing your ownself. Me thinks you picked a really bad year to make this bet.
by BamaTaxMan on Sep 14, 2007 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Joke’s on y’all. That up there is my Actual Own Rack, which clearly is not all that, particularly next to Catalina’s. Who wouldn’t rather see Swindle hoist a banjo?
by Holly on Sep 14, 2007 5:27 PM EDT reply actions
As if I needed any incentive to hate the vols more. Go Gators, and Go Boobs. See ya’ll in Gville.
by JoesDeliGatorTail on Sep 14, 2007 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
You clearly don’t know who these men are, Holly.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 14, 2007 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
Let’s look at this objectively – either we get (a) a picture of a nice pair of breast (which, based on what I’ve read/heard, belong to a reasonably attractive, if misguided [Tennessee, eeeeekkk] female) or (b) Orson singing.
Since the readership here is about 90% male – I’d say that (a) is the favorite.
by BamaTaxMan on Sep 14, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
vote: Boobs
furthermore, we want pictures everyday to make sure you are not washing it off… I want a series of photos documenting the slow fade of magic marker
by Adam on Sep 14, 2007 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
Spelling note – breast is singular, breasts are plural (and I can’t type for shit today).
by BamaTaxMan on Sep 14, 2007 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
prepare to be stored in 50,000 spank banks.
by gerry dorsey on Sep 14, 2007 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
I never needed a reason to root more for the gators. That said, life will be very sweet indeed next week as UF will hopefully be tied for 1st in the SEC East and we get some early-week cheesecake…
by psuedosilent observer on Sep 14, 2007 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Seeing Holly is reason No 1 for Florida to win!
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 14, 2007 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
Looking forward to seeing greasy fingers smearing shabby boobs, you dirty Vol.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 14, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
I may have to root for Tennessee in this one, just ‘cuz I’m afeared of Holly attracting even more stalkers.
Then again, who’s to say unleashing the Velvet Swindle on the world might not be more dangerous in the end?
Eh, best to root for the Earth to open up and swallow both teams. As we Georgia fans always do on such Saturdays.
(Stupid cataclysms, never turning up when most needed…)
by Blog Goliard on Sep 14, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
Eye for Eye?
How about this….If Tenn wins, how about TCOAN doing the Holly thing?
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 14, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
Boobies and a loss for Fat Phil?! Great times all around. GO GATORS!!!!!!!
by The Last Dragon on Sep 14, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
A reason to give a flying shit about UThug (other than my unadulterated hatred of all things Tenn.) and CUM. Go Gators! Go Boobies!
by rtide on Sep 14, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
I really think you should have held out for points. Boobs against singing a song for a straight up bet when the game’s in Gainesville, and the Vols already lost pretty convincingly at a place where hippies live in trees to protest a needed athletic facility?
by DiamondM on Sep 14, 2007 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
Nobody’s made a joke yet about Phil’s manboobs? Because, you know, he’s fat.
by Gator03 on Sep 14, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
@DiamondM:
1. Cal? Is bad.ass. I was there. That was a well fought game, and closer than the score indicated.
2. Nope, we don’t have a defense. Neither does Florida. Somebody’s scoring fifty.
3. As seen above—clearly I have no problem with splashing my goodies on the internets. No shame in losing, only hilarity. I’ll sleep fine.
by Holly on Sep 14, 2007 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
No offense, Stacy Keibler Luvs Me, but your request in # 15 made a part of me shrivel up and die on the inside. (TCOAN being my sister, and we’re not from Tennessee, so it’s not good in the neighborhood).
by That 5.0 Guy (Now At Work!) on Sep 14, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
I’m confused as to which option turns me on more….is that wrong?
by lanceharbor on Sep 14, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
- - Apologies for the request. But, you have got to realize that TCOAN is one of the ultimate babes…
- - Yes, that is wrong!
have a good weekend, y’all….
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 14, 2007 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
Unfortunately I must root against you and your boobs. its probably all for naught as Tennessee’s special teams will give Florida the ball on the 45 after every kickoff, and Chavey’s D will likely give up many yards and points.
At least your rack and one more game til Fulmer is out the door will ease the depression.
Go Vols!
by VW on Sep 14, 2007 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
#19. Word on the street is, you’ve had a busy enough day already in blogland, without worrying about this shit, too.
by jakldawg on Sep 14, 2007 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Must. Not. Root. for. Gators….ARGGGHHHHH…..
CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
Oh god, I blacked out there for a second. What happened?
Oh, that. Well Go Gators, beat ’Shiners
by wooderson on Sep 14, 2007 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
So Holly’s boobs are gonna look something like this?
PROPERTY OF
Danny Wuerffel
Terry Dean
Doug Johnson
Jesse Palmer
Danny Wuerffel
Rex Grossman
Chris Leak
MISTER TEBOW
by PW on Sep 14, 2007 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
So Holly’s boobs are gonna look something like this?
PROPERTY OF
Danny Wuerffel
Terry Dean
Doug Johnson
Jesse Palmer
Rex Grossman
Chris Leak
MISTER TEBOW
by PW on Sep 14, 2007 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
+1 number 26.
They were property of Jabar Gaffney once, but only for, y’know, 0.09 seconds.
by dogtown gator on Sep 14, 2007 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
By rack do you mean boobies?
Or is this a trick where you will paint a towel rack?
by Grateful Gator on Sep 14, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
best internet bet ever. i either get a new wallpaper for the laptop or a ringtone for my phone. there is no downside from where i sit.
by kleph on Sep 14, 2007 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit. I already bet on Tennessee. I hate it when this happens…
by BovineKid on Sep 14, 2007 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
Just noticed you live in LA. Let me or Kobe know if you need help with the writing.
by dogtown gator on Sep 14, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Holly, you make delightful humble pie. I promise never to cross Jethro Tull lyrics with your jabooblies again. I.O.U. a Baconator. Savor it while your Vols get the Frosty.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 14, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
26. um… if they were on her rack already, wouldn’t they be in some kind of chronological order.
Also… I hope Orson or Stranko doesn’t have “Property of Tee Martin” tatted on on their posterior somewhere from an old bet…
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 14, 2007 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
My blog:
http://niusports.blogspot.com/
Former ND QB Demetrius Jones has officially transferred to Northern Illinois.
by Breezy on Sep 14, 2007 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Move over William Hung, I prefer boobies but I’m expecting the upset.
Now if I can just figure out a way to remove this Hot! Hot! Hot! tattoo from my penis.
by maskedavenger on Sep 14, 2007 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
…searching for a “cover the spread” joke, but failing miserably
by Out of Conference on Sep 14, 2007 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
You realize, Orson, that you lose, you’ll have to listen to yourself singing Rocky Top every time you view the Animated Blogpoll this year.
And so will the rest of us.
by Boy Howdy on Sep 14, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
If the pic above are the goods in question, I have to pull for the Gators and then the earthquake/meteor hitting Gainesville.
Go Dogs!
by fotodog on Sep 14, 2007 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Holly, please tell me the rack in question would not be found listed in a Boone and Crockett ranking.
by Sundawg on Sep 14, 2007 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, please do not sell your soul to the man that gave birth to a baker’s dozen of doughnuts that were sired by combination of Smokey and Pat Summitt. Why would you do a thing like that son? I will offer a Rosary and light more candles to Our Lady of Guadalupe so that She may guide you back to the true path.
by Anonymous IV on Sep 14, 2007 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Breaking news***
Demetrius Jones, ND’s starting QB versus Georgia Tech, has decided to transfer to Northern Illinois and did not make the trip to Ann Arbor.
Best of luck to DJ. Go Irish.
by Domer Guy on Sep 14, 2007 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Troy is whooping on OkSU like whoah.
Jenny Slater is surely displeased.
by Erik on Sep 14, 2007 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Actually I would rather her Orson sing this little ditty that I hear or see about 50 goddamn times an hour for goddamn Ipods:
one, two, three four
tell me that you love me more
sleepless, long nights
that was what my youth was for
oh teenage hopes are lying at your door
left you with nothing,
but they wanted more.
oh, oh, oh,
you’re changing your heart.
oh, oh, oh,
you know who you are……..then the sound of one lone gunshot, probaly mine since I fuckin hate that song and I am shooting the tv …like Elvis. Damn he’s from Miss. and buried in Tn. Didnt he die in Fla?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
I knew Okie State didn’t have a defense, but good lord. Please let them play like that eight days from now…
by Raider Red on Sep 15, 2007 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
Nick Saban has no time for this discussion. And The Orgeron will slap the both of you with his 70 pound catfish.
by yoyofutbawl on Sep 15, 2007 1:32 AM EDT reply actions
- While the rack is certainly nice I don’t expect any more to be shown as a result of the bet than is on display in the photo posted. So my Pac 10 homerism has to make me root for Tenn run the table in the SEC.
- I actually think that using Jones would have been ND’s best chance at beating Michigan. M’s big weakness is defending running quarterbacks and that ain’t Jimmy C. He’s clearly the future that Charlie is counting on, but I don’t think he provides the ideal matchup in this game. I see the domer losing streak extending to 5 games this weekend.
And I see more salt being rubbed into the ND wounds when Washington beats tOSU. Most of the focus has been on Jake Locker being the kind of QB who has been giving the Big 10 teams fits lately, and he is. But I think the key to the game is that Washington’s D is much better than the Akron D who held the Buckeyes to 3 points at the half last week. I expect tOSU’s offense to be firing on all cylinders by the end of the year, but it isn’t yet. As a tOSU grad, I’d rather be wrong about this one, but this was the “earthquake” I forecast to start the season and I still see it coming.
by oc phil on Sep 15, 2007 3:49 AM EDT reply actions
I get so excited on Friday night that I can’t sleep. I’ll be rooting for Tennessee in this one (For a UT victory surely bumps my UCLA Bruins up to 10) but I hope it’s high scoring so my fantasy team can rack up some points (Florida WR!). Either way tomorrow looks to be a great slate of matchups. Rooting against $UC against Keller and Nebraska will be the highlight of my day, followed closely by what I expect to be a great Wash/OSU game (with the pac10 being able to make a huge statement)…..LETS GET IT ON!
by LABruin on Sep 15, 2007 3:55 AM EDT reply actions
- - Dear Holly, again, you misunderstand the radars of many readers of this fine site.
I will be entertained no matter who wins the bet, really.
- - agreed. If Charlie Weis wasn’t smart enough to see that a spread style quarterback would have represented the best option, well, I don’t know what to say. Problem is, Edwards and Dixon can throw. We don’t know if Jones could, and probably won’t really know.
#44, 46 – God, the Big 12 outside of Oklahoma and Texas…it’s a cosmic joke to some of us.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 6:00 AM EDT reply actions
Oh my, old guys don’t usually get to see new boobahs. If ever the Gators need to win, it’s today. Here’s to a new addition to the screen saver slide show. Go Gators.
Please God, don’t make us endure the torture of listening to Orson singing Rocky Top…evah. Amen.
by Stockman on Sep 15, 2007 8:10 AM EDT reply actions
Holly’s mom: “Sweetie, can you help me understand this picture of you that your uncle Joe emailed me?”
Holly: “I lost a bet mom. I had the Vols over the Gators”
Holly’s mom: “How many points were you getting?”
Bad bet there Holly kid. But I’ll be pulling for ya. I like boobage as much as the next guy but I prefer mine without a Tebow taint. Everybody now, “Wish that I was on ol’ Rocky Top….”
by Notre Dan on Sep 15, 2007 8:35 AM EDT reply actions
Much luck to UF today, the one day a year I pull for you guys in a conference game.
Tune in tonight and watch Run DMC get derailed.
Also, go Huskies and Huskers.
I hope UN shucks Booty’s corn.
Wow that sound weird.
by CHARLIE MURPHY on Sep 15, 2007 9:04 AM EDT reply actions
Somewhere in Michigan, there is a woman reading this and shaking her head as she continues to watch her “Property of Appalachia” rack slowly fade. Then she shouts to the heavens “Don’t use a Sharpie!!!”
by LSUfan on Sep 15, 2007 9:20 AM EDT reply actions
Holly if you lose, can you wrestle Jenn Sterger in cooking oil? And have Orson take on the winner in a no holds barred, loser leave Blog match?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Just remember, these are teats that may one day suckle the squalling, tooth-filled (for the only time in its life), suckling mouth of the next cousin-humping, feces throwing, math-inhibited, quaterback at UT. So, after the Florida win, and as you spray your seedy appreciation all over the computer screen of Holly’s shame, just relish the thought that you are, vicariously, feeding the illegitimate little incubus his first taste of gator manhood.
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 15, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
Brandon James has been alerted to this bet, and he’s promised to return at least two kicks penalty free. He’s also requested to use Holly’s cleavage as a hiding place for his stash as part of the win.
by BDoc on Sep 15, 2007 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
Best thread of the week and you guys have to start it late on Fri. The whole LSU contingent has been drinking since brunch on Thurs and in no shape to drive the laptops.
Life’s too shot for soft porn, Holly. Suggest Swindle file a patent within seconds prior to musical release as I can imagine nothing better to subdue the oft-promised 4 hour Viagra erection.
VOLS in a close one. -—- Cox throws 2 1st quarter ints and is benched. Tubby getting Croomed?
by lilac-a-go-go on Sep 15, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
Miss St. is up 13-0 on Auburn. Can the Croom strike again?
Plus, I am mighty impressed to find out that the term “Croomed” is an entry in Urban Dictionary.
by Jeff from LA on Sep 15, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
I’m glad I can’t get the JP game to work on yahoo. Glad I tell you. I don’t need to se us get Croomed anyway.
At least the Gators will win, but boobs are banned on the internets here…
by Tiger in Zambia on Sep 15, 2007 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
I really hate UT but, I don’t want to have my beloved ASU Indians face off against a pissed off Vols team next Saturday.
Tiebreaker, BOOBIES!!!!!!!
Go Gators!
by Adam on Sep 15, 2007 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh. Heartbreaking loss for the Tar Heels. T.J. Yates had a great game, and the team played great in the second half. But two turnovers at the worst time kept them from taking the lead.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 15, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
I’m a West Virginia fan, but…GO FLORIDA! Nice preview Holly.
by Scott on Sep 15, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
- - fuck, that was quick. James punt-return for TD a couple minutes in.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Tub will survive the old fashioned way. Firing Borges.
by Stephen on Sep 15, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
Whew, HD restored in time for that sweet int. Fucking CBS4 Miami…
by Chas on Sep 15, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THEY PLAYED THE POWER TOWEL ANTHEM ON CBS!!!
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 15, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Oh no, they played the Kansas State power towel song!
by John on Sep 15, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Uh, Notre Dame really sucks. Time to change the fight song to Yakkety Sax given the way they’re playing. Minus 19 yards for the first quarter with two fumbles lost and multiple other fumbles.
by Yinka Double Dare on Sep 15, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
Holly,
Its 21-6, 5:38 to go in the 2nd Quarter.
3 words:
Get you Shinebox!
Tim Tebow is a baby rhino on roller skates, no matter what you do, you cant knock him clean off his feet, he’ll just fall forward and crush you for 80 plays.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
Heres to Notre Dame and Michigan
in the Mediocre-Sublime Bowl. Nobody really gives a shit either way and they are still broadcasting it to 20 million viewers. God I feel I have lost any offensive knowledge just by watching this crap. At least Michigan looks pissed off enough this go around not to blow a 24 point lead. Charlie Weiss is still fat. But in a Genius kinda fat.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
Verne Lundquist just gave EDSBS a shoutout!
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
Holy fuck … Verne Lundquist just namedropped your site.
by JC on Sep 15, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Shit! Verne Lunquist gave EDSBS a muthafuckin shout out! Can I get a muthafuckin Siren??
He did it right before that last TD to put the Gators up 28-6!!!!!!!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
You just got a mention on CBS. Congrats! The train of thought was interrupted by a Gator TD. I’m sure you won’t mind that too much. :D
by Moin on Sep 15, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
I heard it too! Timmy cut him off by tossing another TD!
by Tim on Sep 15, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
EDSBS just got a shout out on the CBS broadcast. Of course it was interrupted by yet another touchdown, but that’s the price you pay when IT’S GREAT! TO BE! A FLORIDA GATOR!
by TattooedMess(iah) on Sep 15, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
Yah, I love me some EDSBS niggaz while I spread my love for Alabama and spew stupidity all over the broadcastzz… yahhhh waaat
by Verne Lundqvist on Sep 15, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
If you gave me 50 broadcasters and asked me to rank them from least to most likely to mention EDSBS on the air, I think Verne Lundquist would have been in the bottom five.
The man’s a baller.
by Mike on Sep 15, 2007 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
not even at half time with it being 28-6, my guess is Holly is on her way to office max to get orange and blue markers right about now….
by Iowa on Sep 15, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
- - he was going to mention how [NAME REDACTED] became [NAME REDACTED] here, but of course, was interrupted by the TD.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
Did I just see Tim Tebow get kissed on the cheek?
by J. Plott on Sep 15, 2007 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
30 seconds to go in the first half. 28-6.
TEBOW
(o)(o)
by Gator Mike on Sep 15, 2007 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Heard the Lundquist comment and decided to check it. Very nice.
by Studley on Sep 15, 2007 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
I was kinda dissappointed in the shout out. He said
EDSBS website was only"popular" and not
“overwhelmingly incredibly extremely popular” like Keith Jackson would have .
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
Arie Gold called. Now that your name has been dropped, this will be require a $29.95 membership and a .50 surcharge for every reply.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not sure what is more gay…all the Tebow manlove I’ve seen today or this…
by Touchdown74 on Sep 15, 2007 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, did you know that Verne Lundquist mentioned EDSBS on TV? You heard it here first…
by Beatuofa on Sep 15, 2007 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
I pulled the video if anyone missed it. That’s awesome Orson!
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/09/verne-lundquist-reads-everyday-should.html
by Awful Announcing on Sep 15, 2007 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
Go Gators! Let’s hear it for the common law marriage between Joiner and Tebow! Who can resist his charms? Not even his own team evidentally!
by OPNY on Sep 15, 2007 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
I think we will get to see boobs and not have to listen to Orson singing
by GTSteve on Sep 15, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
Good job gators, name bring on the breasteses. Its spelled
T-E-B-O-W. Put some baby oil on them puppies.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 6:59 PM EDT reply actions
I have to agree with the TV guys, why is Tebow still in? 6 minutes left, we’re up 29, and he is still running it…
by Roaminggator on Sep 15, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
What’s the first team doing still in the game?
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 15, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Urban Meyer is a heartless, brutal, unforgiving man who finds pleasure in playing with and taunting his wounded victim before he finally ends it’s horrible life with one last curb stomp to the back of the head….
and i’m glad we got this man to coach UF football…
by Iowa on Sep 15, 2007 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Since I’m late on this, kudos Orson and Stranko on the name drop!
by SA on Sep 15, 2007 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
- 108: What about getting his starters hurt in a meaningless situation? Finch may have just torn a knee ligament.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 15, 2007 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Finch isn’t a starter.
Best factoid of the day I didn’t know that Chris Rainey is the younger brother of He Hate Me.
That Cam Newton play made me happy. Somewhere Dan Kendra is crying into his beer.
by dogtown gator on Sep 15, 2007 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
Good Ole Floppy Cock. Floppy Tween My Knees.
by WTTerminus on Sep 15, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Tebow is the Truth. Well done, Gator folk.
’Bama’s already taking advantage of any time the ball is not in the hands of Humanity Advanced.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
I HOPE YOU GUYS LEARNED YOUR LESSON! YOU KICKED OUR EYES OUT, BUT I TOLD YOU THE GAYTORS WERE GAY AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS! I HATE TO ADMIT BUT YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY DAMN GOOD, TO BE GAY!
by Walt on Sep 15, 2007 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Apropo of nothing (or maybe not, considering the bet) SECPoon.com is no more. Apparently they posted a picture of Nick Saban’s hot underage niece and he put the smack down on them somehow. Shame.
by Beatuofa on Sep 15, 2007 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
This is starting to be the best day of my life. IF I can complete the Coaches-soon-to-be-Fired Trifecta, all I need to finish the deal is Alabama to crush Nutt (ouch) since Tubby got Croomed, Fulmer got Tebowed, its Nutts time to get crushed…. then its a bag full of blow on the desk, face in it Scarface style. Where’d I put my damn AK-47 again?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2007 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
Congrats on the namedrop and winning the bet, Orson.
Rutgers has proven that if you want to stack the box to stop Ray Rice, you may have the small problem of Mike Teel throwing long bombs to Kenny Britt and Tiquan Underwood. Norfolk State couldn’t like Appalachian State’s saxaphone solo.
by John F on Sep 15, 2007 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
Like everyone, I was surprised to see the starters left in, but they did it last week against Troy too, you know (Tebow came out with about 5:30 to play and a 28pt lead). My guess is that it is less about running up the score on Jabba’s fatter older brother (I mean, Newton and Rainey are obviously capable of doing that) and more about getting as many snaps as possible against competent opposition for a team that is very young on both sides of the ball. I do wish Tebow had spent those extra snaps throwing or handing off, however…
by peachy on Sep 15, 2007 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
Saban took out SECPoon and now he will destroy the Hawgs. 21-0, and we’re still in the 1st quarter.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 15, 2007 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
HATE HATE HATE, UT was underwhelming, and that was an understatement.
by CGKGator on Sep 15, 2007 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
Loved the playcalling. Urb looks like he would’ve gone for 100 if there was enough time.
by white-boned demon on Sep 15, 2007 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
The win, the shoutout, the boobs….another fucking great Saturday!
Everyday should definitely be motherfucking saturday!!!
by BDoc on Sep 15, 2007 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
It truly is great to be a Florida Gator!
by Grateful Gator on Sep 15, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Loved watching Fulmer get his ass beaten. Didn’t like the sideline man love.
Looking forward to ‘the bet’ being ‘paid.’
Roll Tide.
by TPS Reports on Sep 15, 2007 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
So what’s going on with SEC Poon? I see an apology to that fuck Saban. Something about a picture of his niece? I I just fucked her this morning, and I won’t apologize for shit.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Sep 15, 2007 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Louisville/UK Update: Mike Gottfried just used the word “retarded” in a non-traditional manner when describing a play.
by spartymike on Sep 15, 2007 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
And the Big Televen suffers the ultimate indignity.
raises a toast to the Blue Devils
by acc_expat on Sep 15, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
We keek your asses so now show us your breasts for benefit of Glorious Gator Nation!
by Alagator on Sep 16, 2007 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
What’s this strange feeling? Bama was losing in the 4th quarter, yet I have a smile on my face.
Hats off to RunDMC. That guy is unbelievable.
Check these incredibly even stats:
Ark Bama
1st Downs 22 24
Total Yards 450 450
Passing 149 327
Rushing 301 123
Penalties 7-81 7-63
3rd Down Conversions 7-16 7-16
4th Down Conversions 0-0 0-0
Turnovers 3 3
Possession 30:27 29:33
by bama_buck on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Mmmm mmmmmm. The exuberance of teams that haven’t yet faced the LSU defense. So tasty and yet subtle. It lingers on the palate. And then the scotch….
Man, scotch is a funny word when you look at it.
by LSUJoshua on Sep 16, 2007 3:07 AM EDT reply actions
hmmm. boobs. is there something for the otherwise inclined?
by adam b on Sep 16, 2007 6:05 PM EDT reply actions
Urban sent Phil and the Rockytoppers home in their boxers. All the pants were collected at curbside.
by Bearcrawls on Sep 16, 2007 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
Isn’t this the same damn Gator team that won the NC last year? Weren’t these guys supposed to graduate?
Shit, it’s going to be another long year.
by SunDawg on Sep 17, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
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