LSU FANS ARE KANYE-CRAZY
An LSU fan creates his own mini-Death Valley. Meaning you need a field, right? Check. And a logo? Done, mon frere. Oh, and tailgating? Easy enough. And your own goddamn Bengal Tiger? Hard to come by, but if you have a housecat, an RC car, and a bit of alcohol-fueled ingenuity, well…you still won’t have a tiger, but you can ensure that if your wife is going to emasculate you by insisting on having a cat, you may have your revenge by putting it in a cage and blaring the LSU fight song at it.
LSU fans are fucking nuts: that’s the point here. Completely crackers. Apeshit, bongo-boing cuckoopuffs bonkers. And like a Lou Holtz pep talk…we remain oddly inspired by them despite the clear insanity on display here. And that’s not “haha, how droll!” insanity. No, we’re talking the kind of dementia that used to pass as Sunday entertainment for Londoners at Bedlam. (HT: RCR.)









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Bug says:
LMFAO! i can’t believe those yahoos shaved and painted the cat…
September 14th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Rejected again last night, Last Dragon?
September 14th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
#50. True Orson. But had there been a little talent in the house, I could have chalked this up to “boys having a little drunken rowdy fun”. The women on the scene had me convinced this is probably pretty par for these tool bags.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
Not a doubt in my mind that cat was adopted on 9/7/07 for that specific purpose.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
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RhinoOU says:
What’s up with all the misspelling in this article? I’ll fix it for you:
An LSU fan creates his eauxwn mini-Death Valley. Meaning yeauxu need a field, right? Check. And a leauxgeaux? Deauxne, meauxn frere. Eauxh, and tailgating? Easy eneauxugh. And yeauxur eauxwn geauxddamn Bengal Tiger? Hard teaux ceauxme by, but if yeauxu have a heauxusecat, an RC car, and a bit of alceauxheauxl-fueled ingenuity, well…yeauxu still weauxn’t have a tiger, but yeauxu can ensure that if yeauxur wife is going to emasculate yeauxu by insisting eauxn having a cat, yeauxu may have yeauxur revenge by putting it in a cage and blaring the LSU fight seauxng at it.
LSU fans are fucking nuts: that’s the peauxint here. Ceauxmpletely crackers. Apeshit, beauxngeaux-beauxing cuckeauxeauxpuffs beauxnkers. And like a Leauxu Heauxltz pep talk…we remain eauxddly inspired by them despite the clear insanity eauxn display here. And that’s neauxt “haha, heauxw dreauxll!” insanity. Neaux, we’re talking the kind eauxf dementia that used teaux pass as Sunday entertainment feauxr Leauxndeauxners at Bedlam. (HT: RCR.)
September 14th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
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RhinoOU says:
Dammit, I missed a teaux.
September 14th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
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Russ says:
Outstanding! My hats are off to these crazy coon-asses!
September 14th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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doug in sf says:
Age 25? Look, we have a choice here between an Ohio Stadium full of people with jerseys on, or an Ohio Stadium full of people with NO SHIRTS on. Given the average weight of those folks, I’m quite certain this is something we do not want to see. I’m agin age limits.
September 14th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
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crimson daddy says:
This makes the second time in my life I’ve seen stripes painted on a shaved pussy……..
September 14th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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Grateful Gator says:
^^^Pure gold.
September 14th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Lev fur lone
-Kaithxbye
September 14th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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peace w/o the barn says:
All they need now is a little visitor bus to throw beer bottles at. TIGER BAAITE! TIGER BAAITE! Jack-offs
September 14th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
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RyderCup says:
A+ for enthusiasm.
120K for the crib
September 14th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
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Mike Jones..Who? Mike Jones! says:
LOL! This is beyond words! That cat, Punkin, will probaly attack someone and will have to physically removed from a drunken LSU fans face. Anything that gets on a cats nerves gets a pass on stupidity…..what would be priceless is to turn the sprinklers on, then parade 1/32 Mike IV around on the grass and watch that cat explode out of that cage. Even better, take a gross of firecrackers, tie them the cage and light them, then parade Punkin around, then film that, kinda like a Kitty Jihad video, just for LSU fans. Which is kinda like what this video is, minus the burkas and AK-47s. LSU FANS are equal to Islamist Extremist on a certain level, instead of praying several times a day, they knock back a fifth of Jack Daniels facing the East….Baton Rouge.
September 14th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
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oc phil says:
If doing retarded stuff like this is the alternative to LSU fans whining on the ebays about how they were the only national champions in 2003 then it is a good thing.
September 15th, 2007 at 2:24 am
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Der Schatten says:
As for creative zeal, Who fans are untouchable, and thus are to be respected. But, deep down, you get the feeling that they live in a 1939 Nuremberg frame of mind: An army of jort-wearing; PBR-swilling, corndog-reeking, cousin-touchers limping out of their soggy, nutria-filled cardboard hovels to participate in elaborate inbred Geaux Tiger chants. Roll Tide, Who fans! We got your silver bullet
September 15th, 2007 at 6:39 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I cant stop watching it. It excites me and disgust me at the same time. I am waiting on this news report:
This just in… several bodies were found Sunday morning, apparently being attacked by some small animal. The corpses had no noses, no lips and no ears, seemingly being knawed off, and an empty “1/32 Mike VI “cage. We dont have any evidence except for this videotape which shows some sort of drunken cult from Lousiana. There were lil bloody paw prints everywhere. Crime scene investigators havent ruled out foul play, seems they were attacked while they were passed out. Cops are on the lookout for a passive agressive cat.
September 15th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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Dennise in Louisiana says:
Fine upstanding fans.
September 15th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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BJ and the Bear says:
A fundamentally inspired attempt but certain flaws remain. Nowhere is the morally compelled burning of the soulless Nick Saban in effigy or the attendant interring of his charred remains. Coupled with an annual mock funeral for Bear Bryant as a poignant reminder of the inexorable putrefication and decline of the entity commonly referred to as “Alabammy football”, this rite ascends to the sublime. The typically optional spreading of the grave with monopoly money, meant to symbolize the self-avowed method employed by the Baar to sign his most coveted recruits, attains additional significance as a symbol of Saban’s abject and unparalleled avarice.
September 16th, 2007 at 6:59 am
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mudbug00 says:
I loved it.
peace w/o the barn: Bama fans are given special treatment! The beer bottles are at no charge!
September 16th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
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LSUGradATL says:
GEAUX TIGERS! The rest can drink their Hatorade!
September 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am
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J Hebert says:
Greatest shit ever, LOVE it ….GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!
—Baton Rouge boy stuck in Virginia
September 21st, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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JJ says:
I GUESS MOST OF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LSU OR HAD A PUSSY ,THAT IS WHY YOU THINK IT IS CRAZY FAN FROM LSU OR CRAZY AND LIKE TO HAVE FUN.YOUR ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU ARE NOT RANK #2 USC BIRNG IT ON WE WILL PUT YOU IN A CAGE.
September 25th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
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Hellboy says:
It’s good to know La. has something good going for them.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:06 pm