LSU FANS ARE KANYE-CRAZY

i don’t think the cat was enjoying it.

Yep, this weekend I’m going to spray paint the cats green and dress them like leprechauns.

Geaux Irish

Maybe if he were to give the cat a corn dog…

I really wanted to laugh at this and call it lame, but damn it I respect anyone who finds innovative ways to torture cats.

That made my fuckin day

And I felt goofy because I put a Gophers collar on the gal’s hound and use a stuffed toy football to play with it on saturdays. Thank you, SEC. You are truely a beacon of light on a hill.

I found that incredibly easy to make fun of…yet oddly I’m jealous. The thing is, a cat won’t pass for a leprechaun, and my 80-lb. boxer just won’t cut it.

Fine, I’m calling Kenny Irons to ask if I can borrow his midget.

That’s truly a sickness. But, if he was a real fan he would have found a way to be at the game! Surely the time spent making all that he could have worked at McDonalds and paid for airfare at least.

Holy crap, we’re loons… God bless (or damn) us…

I think we need to institute a nationwide jersey cut-off age of 25. By that point you should know better, and if you don’t it’ll be your own fault when you’re swining from the hangin’ tree.

I would like to suggest a new form of crazy to replace “batshit crazy”… which is getting played out.

“Striping your cat” Crazy has a nice ring to it.

Thank god for the internet and the SEC. As I end my second week of Michigan malaise and question my sanity for caring so much it is comforting to know that there are those who manage to go to another level of obsession.

Oh god…he drew stripes on the cat.

This requires new language.

Suggestions…

If LSU and Florida meet in the SEC title game:

1) Get a real gator and have him eat the cat, if LSU gets beat.

2) Invite some hot babes in bikinis – They will be the FL fans). In this manner, as the game gets out of hand with Fl winning at least you will have the consolation at looking at something nice!

That is one pissed off looking pussy.

at least it’s shaved.

Nick Saban doen’t have time for fans with radio controlled cat cages.

"haha, how droll!"

I have a 2 .5 year old, and thus a reason to have watched Robin Hood recently (several times). What’s your excuse?

LSU fans seem to have an inclination to get ready for games by grooming their pets. Before the Sugar Bowl, these poodles
http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/thegurglingcod/2007/01/poboy_tour_itin_4.html
were all over town, and were dyed purple and yellow the next day. You’d think with all that energy, they could come up with their own name for their stadium.

I don’t have speakers on my computer – but I really hope there was some 1980’s Movie “Fixing Stuff Up” Montage Music playing during the first 2 minutes of this video.

1. Not ure I understand the name their own stadium comment. Don’t they call it “Tiger Stadium” down there? How many Tiger Stadiums are there? Not very original, no, but did they steal it?

If they’re gonna go to all that trouble, they could of at least got the scaling right on the RC car. As it is now, that is one huge tiger.

MICHAEL VICK IS NOT IMPRESSED

Actually he’s really impressed.

I was with him up and until the point he shaved and painted the pet cat. The cat is thinking, “of all the people to adopt me from the shelter, I had to get this nut job from Denham Springs!”

The good thing for UGa and MSU fans is our mascot is the family pet. Shrinking him down to 1/32nd scale is another matter all together.

#10

you’re right however the cutoff should be way below 25.

as for the video, what ever happened to a case of beer, a couch, and a pizza if you’re too far away to watch the game live???

That’s 27 separate and distinct kinds of awesome.

Oh my God… the poor cat…

Mike Vick is wondering how this guy is still a free man.

On another note, I was looking for a scoreboard, though if App. State fans are any indication maybe it’s better that I didn’t see one.

This is way off topic but I just went to the Archer Rd WalMart in Gainesville and saw that the Knoxville Neck Beard (aka Clay Travis) is having a book signing there at 5 pm today if anyone is interested.

….and my ex-wife thought I was crazy for naming the dog “Gator”…..

I thought I’d met crazy LSU fans in my life. I now know that they were in fact quite sane.

I wish I had a joke here.

Wow. Just Fucking Wow.

I just forwarded that to PETA. I’m sure they’ll be in touch………. ;)

not to hi-jack the thread, but has anyone caught this.

Did I take SA2112 “Smart Ass for Professionals” at UF. I know all of my friends talk like this but on National TV? I’m kind of proud.

http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?videoId=3017309&categoryId=2564308&n8pe6c=2

That’s OJ Simpson-conducting-his-own-sting-operation crazy!

He’s got the field and the cat, but what about the enormous pile s of Jack Daniels bottles spilling out of every trash can around the stadium?

This right here is why I can’t wait to get down to Baton Rouge next week…coonasses.

On a related note: did they get a new Mike yet? It would be a shame to go to an LSU game and not have a Mike. But I guess they could always bring in Punkin.

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy cock fucking shit.

Tell you what, I know a dude that’s 1/16th Cherokee. I’m gonna knock his scholarship gettin’ ass, stick a couple of turkey feathers in his blonde hair and tie him to a lit spear. I think that’s the FSU equivalent of what’s happening here.

LOL at this from M-Blog- please cut paste and edit so the comedy can ensue.
Hail To The Victors 2007 is the must-have preview book for any Michigan fan. While national publications spend a pageif you’re lucky, twocovering the Wolverines, Hail to the Victors is 112 pages of the best analysis available anywhere from passionate fans who know the program backwards and forwards. Included inside are a look at the strengths and weaknesses of Michigan’s new zone runnning game, an analysis of new offensive coordinator Mike DeBord, profiles of Mike Hart and Shawn Crable, a complete recruiting breakdown (including a look at incoming freshman Ryan Mallet, Chad Henne’s heir apparent), and detailed looks at each of Michigan’s 2007 opponents.

Those opponents will face one of the nation’s premier teams. Michigan bounced back from a disappointing 2005 season with a fantastic Big Ten season and Rose Bowl berth, and are now poised to make a run at the crystal football. Chad Henne, Mike Hart, Mario Manningham, Adrian Arrington, and Jake Long all return to what promises to be one of the most explosive offenses in Michigan history. Terrance Taylor and Shawn Crable anchor Ron English’s sophomore defense. Oregon, Notre Dame, Penn State, and Ohio State all travel to Ann Arbor. It will be a season of excitement, and Hail to the Victors 2007 is the perfect way to kick it off. The diehard Michigan fan won’t be ready for the upcoming season without it.
Now that the season is here and Michigan has fucked it up, that would be a waste of 14.95 plus shipping and handling. Sorry fans, no refunds.

While others are calling for a ban on jerseys at age 25, I will settle for an age limit of 14 yrs for RC cars.

100 corndogs for sacrificing their living room astroturf for a lovely front lawn motif.

Stay classy, Pelican pants, stay classy.

That cat is PRAYING for “SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! snap”

Dr. Strange Cock,
Mike VI is in place in the new 3.5 million dollar habitat. Cutest little man eating animal fucker you could imagine.

See you Saturday night in Death Valley!

the only way that video could have been better is if the actual LSU Golden Girls showed up.

I alternate between abject fear for the future of our society and thinking that was one of the most wonderous things I’ve ever seen… and right now, the latter thought is winning.

That is awesome! But they still could have done even more. The person that painted the Ohio State’s Horseshoe stadium beats them in the artistic category. The LSU fans win in the pet category.

Are they gonna stick a stick in that cat, dip it in batter, deep fry it and eat it?

I am now convinced that Randle Mc.Murphy was an LSU fan:

McMurphy: “Is that crazy enough for ya’? Want me to take a shit on the floor?”

And where was the final shot of these “celebrants” passed out on the field………….eh, mon frere?

#2: You rang?

Also, if you go with the proportions of the cat to the RC Explorer, that would mean that Mike VI still has a lot of growing to do to be about the size of a two story, two car garage. Somewhere, a Japanese filmmaker is dreaming of a movie where Godzilla goes to Baton Rouge to fight this cat.

What a bunch of tool bags. As evidenced by the company of fat troll females they had with them.

You can be a tool bag with or without fat women. No need to drag them into this cat abuse.

LMFAO! i can’t believe those yahoos shaved and painted the cat…

Rejected again last night, Last Dragon?

#50. True Orson. But had there been a little talent in the house, I could have chalked this up to “boys having a little drunken rowdy fun”. The women on the scene had me convinced this is probably pretty par for these tool bags.

Not a doubt in my mind that cat was adopted on 9/7/07 for that specific purpose.

What’s up with all the misspelling in this article? I’ll fix it for you:

An LSU fan creates his eauxwn mini-Death Valley. Meaning yeauxu need a field, right? Check. And a leauxgeaux? Deauxne, meauxn frere. Eauxh, and tailgating? Easy eneauxugh. And yeauxur eauxwn geauxddamn Bengal Tiger? Hard teaux ceauxme by, but if yeauxu have a heauxusecat, an RC car, and a bit of alceauxheauxl-fueled ingenuity, well…yeauxu still weauxn’t have a tiger, but yeauxu can ensure that if yeauxur wife is going to emasculate yeauxu by insisting eauxn having a cat, yeauxu may have yeauxur revenge by putting it in a cage and blaring the LSU fight seauxng at it.

LSU fans are fucking nuts: that’s the peauxint here. Ceauxmpletely crackers. Apeshit, beauxngeaux-beauxing cuckeauxeauxpuffs beauxnkers. And like a Leauxu Heauxltz pep talk…we remain eauxddly inspired by them despite the clear insanity eauxn display here. And that’s neauxt "haha, heauxw dreauxll!" insanity. Neaux, we’re talking the kind eauxf dementia that used teaux pass as Sunday entertainment feauxr Leauxndeauxners at Bedlam. (HT: RCR.)

Dammit, I missed a teaux.

Outstanding! My hats are off to these crazy coon-asses!

Age 25? Look, we have a choice here between an Ohio Stadium full of people with jerseys on, or an Ohio Stadium full of people with NO SHIRTS on. Given the average weight of those folks, I’m quite certain this is something we do not want to see. I’m agin age limits.

This makes the second time in my life I’ve seen stripes painted on a shaved pussy……..

^^^Pure gold.

Lev fur lone
-Kaithxbye

All they need now is a little visitor bus to throw beer bottles at. TIGER BAAITE! TIGER BAAITE! Jack-offs

A+ for enthusiasm.

120K for the crib

LOL! This is beyond words! That cat, Punkin, will probaly attack someone and will have to physically removed from a drunken LSU fans face. Anything that gets on a cats nerves gets a pass on stupidity…..what would be priceless is to turn the sprinklers on, then parade 1/32 Mike IV around on the grass and watch that cat explode out of that cage. Even better, take a gross of firecrackers, tie them the cage and light them, then parade Punkin around, then film that, kinda like a Kitty Jihad video, just for LSU fans. Which is kinda like what this video is, minus the burkas and AK-47s. LSU FANS are equal to Islamist Extremist on a certain level, instead of praying several times a day, they knock back a fifth of Jack Daniels facing the East….Baton Rouge.

If doing retarded stuff like this is the alternative to LSU fans whining on the ebays about how they were the only national champions in 2003 then it is a good thing.

As for creative zeal, Who fans are untouchable, and thus are to be respected. But, deep down, you get the feeling that they live in a 1939 Nuremberg frame of mind: An army of jort-wearing; PBR-swilling, corndog-reeking, cousin-touchers limping out of their soggy, nutria-filled cardboard hovels to participate in elaborate inbred Geaux Tiger chants. Roll Tide, Who fans! We got your silver bullet ;)

I cant stop watching it. It excites me and disgust me at the same time. I am waiting on this news report:
This just in… several bodies were found Sunday morning, apparently being attacked by some small animal. The corpses had no noses, no lips and no ears, seemingly being knawed off, and an empty "1/32 Mike VI "cage. We dont have any evidence except for this videotape which shows some sort of drunken cult from Lousiana. There were lil bloody paw prints everywhere. Crime scene investigators havent ruled out foul play, seems they were attacked while they were passed out. Cops are on the lookout for a passive agressive cat.

Fine upstanding fans.

A fundamentally inspired attempt but certain flaws remain. Nowhere is the morally compelled burning of the soulless Nick Saban in effigy or the attendant interring of his charred remains. Coupled with an annual mock funeral for Bear Bryant as a poignant reminder of the inexorable putrefication and decline of the entity commonly referred to as “Alabammy football”, this rite ascends to the sublime. The typically optional spreading of the grave with monopoly money, meant to symbolize the self-avowed method employed by the Baar to sign his most coveted recruits, attains additional significance as a symbol of Saban’s abject and unparalleled avarice.

I loved it.

peace w/o the barn: Bama fans are given special treatment! The beer bottles are at no charge!

GEAUX TIGERS! The rest can drink their Hatorade!

Greatest shit ever, LOVE it ….GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!
—-Baton Rouge boy stuck in Virginia

I GUESS MOST OF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO LSU OR HAD A PUSSY ,THAT IS WHY YOU THINK IT IS CRAZY FAN FROM LSU OR CRAZY AND LIKE TO HAVE FUN.YOUR ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU ARE NOT RANK #2 USC BIRNG IT ON WE WILL PUT YOU IN A CAGE.

It’s good to know La. has something good going for them.