CURIOUS INDEX: 9/14/07

I had to pick up my jaw off the floor after Lou’s speech. Shit, even Canis Wheat was sitting there staring at the tv with her head cocked sideways. Surreal. I had to call my dad afterwards to make sure it really happened.

That video link is wrong, or I’m an idiot, and not getting some joke. That was Robert Smith and Desmond Howard in that video…………

I just watched the video and Lou is not in it. Am I missing something?

Fixed.

It seemed to make sense… as far as the “What’s Important Now” stuff. But the bit about wanting to play USC because it’s easier to spell than UCLA, uhhhh wtf

Notes from a stoned Thursday watching football.

1) Noel Devine needs a Humanity Advanced-type nickname. I called him R1 because that jump stop and shift on his first run was not fair.

2) I would run through a brick wall for Lou Holtz. What a pep talk last night. "We don’t have any obligation to ABC to keep it close." That was great. I bet it was 100 times better than the talk Callahan will give. We know his speech last week was better than what Carr mumbled out.

3) Mark May is legally retarded.

4) Doug Fluite is kind of a prick but it’s okay because he’s Doug F’in Flutie. Living in New England, he’s right up there with Larry Bird and Tom Brady still.

5) Craig James is kind a prick and it’s not okay.

6) Chris Fowler misses Herbie a lot on Thursday night. He reminds me of a guy on the rebound, dating the first girl he could find and hopelessly pining for his X. I imagine he gets nervous and giddy when he sees Herbie for Gameday.

Not one comment on Shakira? I mean, can you imagine if you’re a freshman on your first day of class, and suddenly she walks…glides…shimmies…whatever…into class? Ye gods.

where will orson & co. be tailgaiting tomorrow? i wish to come and pay homage

Swampchomp, we’ll be wandering. But email us and we’ll get in touch.

I didn’t bother reading the Shakira article, but I am assuming it was some sort of dance variation class, like something eccentric she found interesting.

Thus, if you were in that class and you were a guy, you were not excited for the right reason.

Begrudgingly, RCR is cooler than me. I had a beer with former Clemson QB Steve Fuller once.

Not quite the same as the Mannings…sigh

Re: the UF fan montage

1) Isn’t that guy doing the “Magnum”?

2) Some Jorts aren’t all bad

I’m not saying I want to fuck Lou Holtz, but what I am saying is, I wish I could wake up every morning to one of his pep talks playfully coaxing me out of bed.

With about 10 seconds left in this video, Lou Holtz has a stroke. I’m not bullshitting. Look at his right eye. It twitches and closes without explanation while the other is perfectly still. That may explain his slurred speech. Lou Holtz has had approximately 9 strokes in his life. He wants a lot of salt on his sandwich(weird joke, you’d have to see the movie ‘Say it isn’t so’ to understand)

Re #10: Coop, would you believe Intro to Western Civ?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070914/ap_en_ce/people_shakira;ylt=AqUvDNpWQoBhtNfHJLI32is0NUE

A profile of her that ran in the NYT last spring noted that she had hired a tutor to travel with her on her last tour and teach her Italian. Those hips apparently can speak truth in three or four languages. Ay caramba!

"I’d rather play USC than UCLA. Why? Because USC’s easier to spell."

I thought that, while funny on its own, this quote was taken out of context, and surely there must be some sentences around it that make some semblance of sense out of the quote.

I was wrong. Very wrong. It made no sense whatsoever.

FUCK TENNESSEE.

I am ready for this weekend to begin..NOW. Also watching Englad v. South Africa Rugby World Cup. They’re showing it live ~330 eastern because it’s gonna be good..they really don’t like each other. Imagine if the SuperBowl only happened once every 4 years. This is that, but they don’t wear pads,have more crooked teeth, and speak with funny accents

Very disappointed in the animated BCS Race. I was hoping for some actual chainsaw phallus violation of a turkey…

oh, and I’d crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass while rubbing salt into my eyeballs for 2 minutes of fondling the chair that shakira used in whatever classroom she was in

Girls are way hotter at USC, Stranko, just so you know. UCLA is kind of nerdy. USC is rich, spoiled, and absolutely gorgeous private school girls.

I’m not saying I want to fuck Lou Holtz…

shudder

Queue The Simpson’s eewwhhh noise.

That is one of the weirder segues into a thought I’ve ever read.

I’m not saying I want to hang out with Hitler, but I do want to know how he stayed so focused.

BCS Race needs an animated The Orgeron to eat up those schools that drop out.

A Solomon Grundy with appropriate Ole Miss gear would suffice.

Nice work, #20.

Hitler references always slay me. 100 Cocktails to you.

noel devine heard lou’s comments on playing usc vs. ucla and said “yeah, that makes sense”

friedgen is charlie weiss and mark mangino’s biggest fan b/c the robot genius and mangino have diverted 90% of “your coach is fat” jokes away from him – the other 10% is reserved for phil fulmer pursuant to both SEC by-laws and the fact that he’s really, really fat

dr. o’leary has got his boys practicing the option as we speak

looking forward to the ND/michigan cripple fight, or as i like to think of it, this year’s midwestern version of the egg bowl

if washington upsets the fighting sweatervests, i’m putting the O/U on espn talking heads pointing to it as further proof that ND screwed up by firing ty at 5, and i’m taking the over

speaking of upsets, what do you get when you take one of the best mid-major qbs and put him up against a defense with more holes in it than afghanistan? the poke choke baby, friday night edition

Is that Bobby Bowden’s corpse in the refs uniform trailing the play?

Damn, they need to keep that thing on ice, or it is gonna start to stink!

I fully expect it to make an appearance at the next Frozen Dead Guy Days in Nederland, Colorado. A little slice of Americana for you… look it up.

1. - like the abominable snowman in the awesome Windows 3.0 game “Ski Free”

Shakira prolly doesn’t look all that hot on a day to day basis.

Whoever calls plays at TCU needs to get fired, Broyles Style, yo. Throwing into the endzone from the AF 21 w/ :50 something seconds…they damn near blew my under play!

O.M.G. L.O.L. W.I.N.? T.P.

Pre- bunda bunda. Well played.

1. - Remember when Craig James played Herbstreits ex-jock role on College Gameday?

I wonder if they do these games just to remind Fowler how good he now has it.

Shakira, eh?

How do you say “dick mitten” in Spanish?

1. — I’d never be late for class, that’s for damned sure. And I’d either crank the AC, or turn it off entirely, in the hopes of nipples or stripping.

Shakira… _ drool

noel devine = humanity more advanced.

what’s the over/under on noel’s brain betraying him and him falling apart in one form or another?? be it criminal activity, academic ineligibility, or whatever. or maybe i’m wrong…i mean he does have “prime time” mentoring him.

http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/12/tim-tebow-visits-the-quad-qa/index.html?ref=sports

Tebow makes murderers and drug lords cry.

Be prepared, the interviewer actually says, “Bring me there. What was it like?”

Eric,

I have been thinking the same thing. I remember when James left Corso and Franklin for CBS, thinking he was going big time. Then, Herbie comes in and becomes a rock star, and James gets lost in the ether on CBS.

Now James returns to ESPN, tail between his legs, with an extremely bitter array of comments.

And you just know that Herbie has that shit eating grin on his face every time he sees James.

Shakira’s hips start speaking the truth and I go into convulsions.
I would leave my wife and kids for her.

Corporations pay Holtz to give motivational speeches, a sure sign that logic does not prevail anywhere, even in places where their lives are dependent upon generating jing.

Holtz is so bad he’s difficult to parody. Maybe that’s why they have him on with Mark May.

#34

He [God] still wants for you to die and go to heaven.

Quote Tim Tebow to a room full of life-sentenced prisoners.

God wants you to die? No, the State of Florida does…

But Pete Carroll thinks they’re all angels and that Buddha wants them to live 10,000 lives.

Damn gamecocktony. Strong words there.

she truely does have a magical ass though.

RCR IZ MY HEROZ

We have to leave to head over to BDS around 3:30 Saturday afternoon, so please let Tebow know that he needs to have Tennessee put away by then so I know the outcome before I leave the house.

How does Holtz get all them high-paying corporate gigs?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Lou Holtz apparently not only signed his contract that pays him a lot but also has him agreeing to sacrifice any self-respect he had left. I really don’t believe he wrote that himself. I’m sure he’s having help becoming so bat-shit. I just can’t believe one person could completely shit on his legacy and sanity like that without one person knowing what was coming that could have stopped it. I mean, especially on Leviathan Broadcasting corp.

Lou Holtz vs Steve Spurrier:

Seems like Lou Holtz is about to pass Steve Spurrier as “THE MAN” of the college football world. Like Beavis and Butt-Head would say: “Lou Holtz ought to be on TV every day”

#36, Tony:

Regarding Shakira,

You write: “I would leave my wife and kids for her.”

I think your WIFE would leave you and the kids for Shakira.

idk my bff lou

Lou likes Bears because its easier to spell than fucklion.