ROUT 66: A DECADE AGO
Witness a rout, and you will never forget it. It sears itself into the memory like walking in on your parents having sex, or seeing your dog hit by a car, or walking in on your parents having sex with your dog before all three are crushed by an 18-wheeler careening through the wall of the bedroom. (The last in that series only comes close to describing the 1996 Fiesta Bowl.)
Burnt Orange Nation reminds us to never forget these moments by commemorating the anniversary of “Rout 66,” the 66-3 taxidermy of the Mackovic-era Texas Longhorns by the UCLA Bruins in Austin. Texas committed eight turnovers that day in losing what might be the greatest beatdown ever between two major, respectable D-1 programs ever. It also induced instant allergic reactions to Skip Hicks’ name from Texas fans, showing that one man’s laughable NFL flop is another’s anthrax.
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The game also should mark the hazard of prognostication from a single data point. Defeat can be a deceptive thing for all concerned: Mackovic left in a maelstrom of flames, his career trajectory stunted for good by the 4-7 season. He yielded the field to Mack Brown, whose departure from the UNC program put the still-sleeping giant of the ACC in a trough of much mediocrity and few peaks from that point to the present. Brown built a corporation in the wake of the loss: Longhorns, Inc., eventually shedding the reputation as a big game choke artist on the legs of Vince “Football Jesus” Young and cementing his place in the coaching firmament on the way.
Success deceives, too: UCLA would win the Pac-10 title in ‘98, but UCLA peaked on the national scene with the game. Bob Toledo would ride four straight mediocre seasons to his resignation in 2002, eventually ending up at Tulane and handing the program over to Karl Dorrell, who has spent his entire coaching career in the shadow of the Golden Unicycle-riding Humanitarian, Pete Carroll and the official team of ESPN, the USC Trojans.
Beware false narratives is the point: what should have been a landmark game turned out to have effects far less predictable than one might think. In the end, it gave Texas a national championship and left UCLA in much the same spot they were in before, program-wise. Texas did do UCLA one favor in return, of course—they beat USC in the process of winning the title.












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Does anyone else remember UT being heavily favored to win this game? Like by at least 21 points I think…
I was into a little sports book enterprise in high school and remember not accepting bets on this game because the Vegas spread favored UT by too much.
I distinctly remember hearing the score over the radio and not being shocked that it was a blowout, but shocked it was a blowout in UCLA’s favor.
Am I making this up in my mind? Someone help me out here…
Comment by Taco Bell Soft Tacos — September 16, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
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This therad is proof that no matter how many smart professors David Boren hires, inserting an okie into any discussion automatically and instntaneously makes it dumber. Run along children and practice your defense of the Hook and Lateral and Statue of Liberty plays.
The ‘91 Cotton Bowl was a disaster. 45 degrees and drizzling all game. The concession stands were out of coffee and hot chocolate by halftime. I was willing to light that f’ing ibis on fire for warmth, but couldn’t goad him close enough to douse him in kerosene.
Comment by KongHorn — September 15, 2007 @ 9:41 am
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Starting QB that day was Stephen F Austin
Comment by WhoooTex — September 14, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
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#58,
The texas QB you are referring to is Marty Cherry.
I don’t think he ever played in a game for texas, much less started one.
Comment by Beergut — September 14, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
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Are you sure it wasn’t Todd Doge. By my recollection, Dodge was the QB from 1978-1994
Comment by macker — September 14, 2007 @ 11:19 am
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It was Richard Walton. It wasn’t Major Applewhite who replaced him though; my bad.
Comment by Justin Cliburn — September 14, 2007 @ 10:12 am
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No #57, it wasn’t James Brown. James Brown graduated the year before after the BigXII title game shocker.
Comment by Justin Cliburn — September 14, 2007 @ 9:54 am
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ah… RRS smack… and its only week 3.
There are few things in life as gratifying as seeing saxeT lose by more than 50 points.
7 will always be more than 4.
40 will always be more than 27.
sexaT fans can trumpet the all-time record against OU all they want, but the gap is narrowing and they know it.
Comment by Cincy — September 14, 2007 @ 9:48 am
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#59- Sorry, we (those who graduated from the University of Oklahoma) can’t help it if a solid 90% of our fans are texans who never went to OU. texas is a big state, both in terms of population and geography. Oklahoma is more your average size for the two. The alternatives for the overflow texan without a team(the michigan of the south -slightly arrogant with little or no reason to be so {noted exception of ‘05}- or those lunatics in College Station) give them little choice. For our sake, at least the really “special” ones tend to gravitate towards LSU and Arkansas. But anyway, how’s that secondary coming along?
Comment by them oklahoma — September 13, 2007 @ 10:39 pm
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57- The qb at texas for that game was James Brown, and he sucked. Fun note on Major Applewhite. When he first came to austin, things went pretty well. Then, Mack Brown convinced him to sleep with Phil Sims. For reasons not yet known to science, Phil Sims gave birth to The Major Chrissy Applesims. In a scene not unlike that of Greek mythology, Phil’s head started to swell…then stretch like a water balloon…and then crack like a walnut. What pops out? The Major Applesims. Promptly after the shocking event, a young Roy “Superman” WIlliams (not ut’s Roy “I’m a scared of dogs” Willaims) leaped over the gathered crowd and ripped the infant Applesims from Phil Sim’s disfigured skull.
Comment by them oklahoma — September 13, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
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70-17
USC over Arkansas two years ago.
In the first quarter SC possessed the ball for 92 seconds, ran 8 plays (for 241 yards), and scored four touchdowns.
ouch.
Comment by nutt again — September 13, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
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the only thing #45 is that only 4.7% of OU fans are educated, per USA today. So yeah, most of your fans are fucking hillbillies.
Comment by horntothegroin — September 13, 2007 @ 6:41 pm
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oops…wrong team. same hateful beatdown.
Comment by gindole — September 13, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
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Obligatory Cliff Claven moment:
The Texas QB that started that game (his name escapes me) was relieved in the second half by some guy named Major Applewhite. When he went to the sideline, the tv crew zoomed in on him and some talent manager in California saw a close up of his face. He eventually contacted him and signed him on as a male model, ending his UT QB career and igniting the fire that was Opie Applewhite.
Comment by Justin Cliburn — September 13, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
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#43:
Mackovic “won” at Illinois at a time where the Big Ten was probably at its weakest point of the past 50 years. Think about what the Mackovic era (’88-’91) at Illinois coincided with:
-Ohio State being at an all-time nadir, routinely beaten by the likes of Indiana (!) and Air Force. The Buckeyes were a mortal 27-18-2 during the John Mackovic era.
-Wisconsin still in transition from perennial doormat to the first couple years of the Alvarez era.
-No Penn State in the conference yet.
-Purdue completely abysmal, averaging 2 wins per season under Fred Akers.
-Northwestern one of the worst programs in Division I, instead of the moderately competitive program it is today.
Indiana was at their pinnacle under Bill Mallory at the time, but still, it was a one-team conference then (Michigan).
Yet, despite this, Mackovic only took his team as high as the Citrus Bowl once during his tenure in Champaign. If that wasn’t a red flag to the folks in Austin, I don’t know what is.
Mackovic’s era at Illinois also wasn’t of the squeaky clean variety, either, if you talked to anyone that played there then (two of my h.s. teammates and another pal from a rival h.s. all donned the navy and orange for John M.)…
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — September 13, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_Bowl_%28game%29
Miami beat Texas in ‘91
Comment by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger — September 13, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
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Just remembered another to add to #41. Miami over A&M in the ‘91 Cotton Bowl.
A complete and utter anal aeration. Da U runs up about 246 penalty yards enroute to humiliating A&M 46-3.
We’re not talking about false starts and holding, we’re talking about dividing two hundred and fucking forty six by 15, made up of personal fouls, late hits, blows to the head, taunting, battery with a wiffle ball bat, raping the mascot, and a still court sealed violation of the someones step sister.
It was the closest thing to prison you’ll ever see on the football field.
Comment by gindole — September 13, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
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Yeah, that 77-0 Oklahoma televised prison sexing of A&M is still impressive.
Any time you attain 77 points in 3 quarters and the opposing, losing coach asks for a running clock in the 4th, well, that’s just terrible.
Comment by LSUJoshua — September 13, 2007 @ 4:50 pm
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#47. Actually considering USC *and* the SEC are the best players money can buy, USC-Auburn probably would have been a closer matchup.
(P.S. Yeah, everyone gets extra benefits, I’m just razzing on them for getting theirs made public
)
Comment by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger — September 13, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
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Auburn fan just saw a mirage of Fred Talley running down the road from Jordan-Ohare
Comment by razorblazer — September 13, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
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#34, you bet your keister we do!
Comment by C Montgomery Burns, Yale Class of (18)96 — September 13, 2007 @ 4:20 pm