Comments on: PARALLEL UNIVERSE: 4:45 A.M SUNDAY

By: Brandon

Brandon — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:34:08 +0000

Wow. Just, wow. If Michigan loses against this Notre Dame team… I tricked myself last week into thinking I didn’t care. That was a lie. I do.

Please, let it end!

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Go Blue!

By: crazy tom

crazy tom — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:00:05 +0000

Charlie Weis fat jokes are not now, nor have they ever been. Not because I’m offended by people making fun of Charlie’s enormity, but because I have yet to see a clever one. They’re all the same: Charlie’s fat- he must eat a lot.

There’s your damn joke.

Let me give an example of what I might consider a mildly amusing Charlie Weis fat joke (pretend this is coming from a UM fan):

I have high hopes for the team this weekend, after all ND is winless so far. I do worry, however, about Mallett’s ability to adjust to Charlie Weis’s gravitational pull causing the ball to fly toward the east sideline.

(alternatively, were ND to play Kansas, a joke about a black hole spontaneously forming when Weis and Mangino shook hands could be funny, particularly if the term “Schwarzchild Radius” were properly used. The joke lies in the result of the fat man, not the cause thereof. We all know how he got fat. There’s no creativity in “he eats a lot”. There’s a lot of creativity to be had in effects)

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:14:16 +0000

Crying Shame Dept

I laughed and laughed at the Weis video, but then realized that there is a “REAL MRS Charlie Weis” out there who has to wake up next to that big stinky thing every morning…..

And on ocasions, must go to the toilet right after Charlie has bombed it after a night dinner of beans, liver and onions….

And on ocasions, perhaps every third Friday in February, must put out…..

Lady deserves a medal.

By: Trojan Chica

Trojan Chica — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:48:26 +0000

PW – sweeeet!
I can’t believe my work isn’t blocking it. Way to cut my productivity in half… some more. Awesome.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:57:40 +0000

Holy shit, I thought that was Britney Spears with that headset on….. Oh Snap!

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:04:44 +0000

That pic above is actually from The M Zone. Yes, Michigan fans are in full-on sarcastic detachment mode.

But Charlie Weis fat jokes are still funny:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_P4hf8-KMfok/RugwVl7MxxI/AAAAAAAAAMk/sSJAGBs02ZY/s1600-h/weiszilla2.jpg

(Yes, I’m proud of my mad Paint skillz, yo.)

By: PW

PW — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:03:53 +0000

nice one Trojan Chica….very underappreciated show

and check this out:
sharkgina.com

By: Trojan Chica

Trojan Chica — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:10:48 +0000

You want the mustache on or off?

Too bad.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:03:16 +0000

I can’t take credit for this one as I’m just the messenger.

By: Run Up The Score

Run Up The Score — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:33:29 +0000

beatuofa: Here you go.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:05:51 +0000

The guy is screaming because Weis’ stomach staple were scratching him.

By: Beatuofa

Beatuofa — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:53:52 +0000

RUTS…where’s the link for that Lemming quote? That guy is such a grade A hack.

By: MeytonPanning

MeytonPanning — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:47:38 +0000

Did Charlie and Phillip get separated at birth? Uncanny resemblance.

By: ProfKid93

ProfKid93 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:47:13 +0000

When did Lloyd grow a mustache?

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:44:25 +0000

Simon & Simon was a great show…