CURIOUS INDEX, 9/13/07

I wonder if Fisher has any suggestions for a similar corresponding policy for female journalists. If so, I think Erin Andrews has been doing a HORRIBLE job.

That kid in the video did a nice job with the reporting, but whats with the flowing ginger hair as well as the full reflective goggles? Only at FSU, only at FSU. Anywhere else it woulda been “Molly Comstein” who’s a few nuerons shy of a full brain and gave a HJ to the 140lb engineering major who runs the student TV station to get the job.

I hope T.J. Simers gets his arm cut off by a combine.

Orson:
http://www.sportsfanbedding.com/Sports_Coverage_College/Florida_Gators.jpg

“Coach—would you mind taking off your rings before you fire me? And could you get the lotion? I’d really appreciate it.”

/Drew Weatherford

That K-State bed set is antihetero to the max.

If only that said “Florida Crocodiles”.

Then you’d have a beef.

Brian – I was going to ask who gave the mutant son of Carrot Top and The Fly a journalism job?!?

Stalin? The Dad of all overreactions.

Personally, I’d rather have a post-firing jerk off. You know, to soothe the pain of the rejection.

Also like to get peed on regardless of employment situation, but that is neither here nor there.

How very Southern to let the chain gang guy finish the game before they arrested him. I mean, after all, this was in the SEC.
Had it been the ACC, they would have taken him away during a 2nd and 10 during the first quarter.

Hell, I’m pretty sure that getting peed on IS my employment situation.

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It wouldn’t matter anyway, I haven’t seen any ACC teams this season who can move the chains. OOOOH SNAP!

kudos to beating me to the carrot top reference.

sincerely,

the alabama elephants

Thanks to this website, I can’t see the Kansas State logo without thinking of the picture of the fan using Kansas State stickers to provide minimal coverage for her upper body.

So that last picture made me very happy.

Now if only the K-state bedding said “fuck lions”. Well, then you’d have somethin

I lost my virginity in that bed spread.

I think a University made a really dumb mistake like this awhile back… I can’t remember…
Oh yeah! It was Florida.
Glass houses, Swindle.

We’re happy to throw rocks no matter what our house is made of, Jebus.

#18

those in glass houses “shouldn’t” throw stones, but they can if they want (or if its their site!)

I always wondered why Jamarcus Russell called Jimbo my weird white uncle. Bet you his right forearm is bigger than his left before the season ends.

I like Cougars as a nickname better too. It’s a little less generic and almost alliterative. So way to go…guy who puts words on pillowcases.

I thought Auburn was the Cougars.

1. - 7 year old vietnamese girl

It was really just an excuse to remind you that the Zookhook used to be your coach.

24 – Huh, I guess they’re good for something other than blowjobs.

#24

Its actually made, with everything else in America, in
China.
That should be our motto- America: Made In China.
Damn Chinese, they just wake up sewing. From Birth, you are issued a needle and thread, and as infant , are required to sew up ya mommas C-section incision as your first job.
Man, we will probaly see more interceptions thrown by every FSU quarterback than ever with that kinda punishment. Is that how the Catholic church punises Choir boys when they screw up? Is Jimbo Fisher Catholic? That explains Lou Holtz’s forearm imbalance and more importantly, his lisp. Hell that explains Notre Dame football. I could picture Charlie Weiss, shirtless Brady Quinn, Kimmy,er, Jimmy Clausen after every interception….hell that may explain this year altogether, Im just sayin

Punishes

the best part is the kid giggling in the background when Fisher says it

I think you all are being too hard on Zach- that kid had a good voice for Radio and great look for Radio. I’m sure he’ll be working at an FM station in Pensecola withing 4 years… that or hosting “Who’s Now?” on the Mouse.

#13

OOH SNAP……,indeed!

Also, to address Jimbo’s comments leading up to jerking off people, is he an idiot? It’s not like Weatherford is a freshman, he has had plenty of opportunities to show his skills (or lack of). I could understand if this was his first season, but if I was an FSU fan shudders, I would be pretty sick of DW’s crap too.

#13
Burrrrned- Your the Insult Master!
ATHF

Don’t forget your power duvet.

OK! Who’s worse Cox or Weatherford? Please throw win\loss records out the window. I want opinions on who is actually the worst play caller, passer, executer of the offense?

I think both are equally shitty and immobile.

All I’ll say is, “I love Hate Week.”

Zach Bartlett,

Your 8 yr old brother called. He wants his shirt back.
BTW, are those sunglasses on Jimbo’s hat, or Coach Bowdens glasses he wears after his pupils get dilated? Or a welders shield? I didnt think the future was that bright @ FSU that you had to wear shades.
Oh Snap!

Zach Bartlett,

Barbie called. Ken wants his shirt back.

Speaking of sunglasses, is that a welders shield on Jimbo’s head or Bobbys Pupil Dilation glasses?

Zach is wearing Fla. State Trooper sunglasses so you cant see the eyeliner he wears like Carrot Top, minus the steroids. Carrot Top would beat his ass in the Redhead Step-child Wrestling Federation. I think Danny Bonaduce would totally kick his ass.

BiggusRuckus,

Funny what a difference a year makes. I guess you don’t remember Cox’s performance in Athens in ’05? Yes, though, he is immobile.

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The really frustrating thing about Weatherford is that he occasionally makes great throws, you just never know when he’s gonna do it. He always manages to barely stay one step ahead of Jimbo and his tub o’ lube.

Cox, on the other hand, shows flashes of nothing but shittiness.

39 – Yeah, that was all Cox. It had nothing to do with Kenny Irons shredding our defense or Tra Battle blowing a fucking coverage on 4th and 10 or two fumbles that led to touchdowns or…God damn it, I’m still pissed about that game.

Please point out the part where I said it was “All Cox,” or even infer such a thing. All I said is that he played a good game- I’m not saying there weren’t other elements as well that contributed to the win (which should be obvious, even to someone who woofs with regularity), but he played a good game (16/28 279), and hopefully he is capable of playing such a game again. We had two turnovers in that game as well (one by Cox, actually). Why still be pissed about it? You won the SEC title in ‘05, and even had you beaten us (and Florida the week before), you still would have been ’Auburned’ out of the NC game by Texas and USC.

Okay, I was honestly exaggerating the shittiness of both Cox and Weatherford. Neither is good enough to carry a team on his back, but if they have running games and offensive lines (kinda hand in hand there) they can be solid QBs.

I’m a Bama fan and I hope Cox stays at The barn for 5 more years because I have to admit if they had a semi athletic QB. They would just as dangerous as anyone. Timmy Telletubby is just hard headed enough not replace him with a younger more agile QB.

As for why it still pisses me off? Fuck, it was a loss that I attended. I still get irritated about the ‘93 loss to South Carolina when I think back on it, and I’ll probably be irritated about this year’s loss to them in years to come.

As for why it still pisses me off? Fuck, it was a loss that I attended.

Fair enough, but it could be worse- the only Auburn game I attended last year was the UGA game. But I guess the “shoulda, coulda, woulda,” cause more anger than the beatdowns.

Excuse me, “the ‘shoulda, coulda, woulda,’ LOSSES…”

Yeah, after blowouts you just think, Well, they were outplayed. Easier to let go of those, at least for me.

Prothro,

The QB most likely to start next year (Kodi Burns) runs a 4.5, and can throw the ball 70+ yards. You may get to see him some this year in a limited role. However, Tubbs kinda wants to keep the redshirt on him (I understand why, but on the other hand, if you’re a redshirt freshman QB, would you want your first real-game experience to be a start in Morgantown, WV?) so you may not see him this year.

Well it makes alot more sense to have a QB who runs 4.ever forty, can throw the ball 20 yards to the other team, fumbles qb sneaks,but knows the playbook doesn’t it?

^After this weekend, no it doesn’t.

Burns should start against NM State next week, against Florida the week after, who knows? (Will it matter?)

…BUT* against Florida…