CURIOUS INDEX: 9/12/07

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Today was the wrong morning to get a bagel on the way to the office.

ABC/Disney/Globocorp/International Tetrahedron/Union Carbide Inc., a division of Chem-Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group.

I guess that answers the age old question: Which came first, the Fulmer or the donut.

Conglomo – We own you.

This post was lacking in the recommended daily allotment of crazy Alabama or Arkansas talk. At least 25% of each post should be dedicated to the Batshit Crazy Bowl.

So do you think Gameday waited until Sunday to cancel their hotel reservations in Ann Arbor?

Besides the “Last Supper” Saban one, that is the best photoshop ever.

Kirby…Suck it up!

re #3, that company was just bought by McTravelersRBCBoingGEatt&tSoft Group

Is Summit holding up “1” and “3” because Fulmer gave birth to a baker’s dozen?

Every time I look at that picture, I notice something new. I didn’t notice Smokey until the 4th time.

I may never eat a Krispy Kreme again.

If Globocorp issuing edicts about future Gameday locations helps to balance out the Sheinhardt Wig Company’s endless pimping of Notre Dame, then I’m all for it!

“hot donuts now” sign is to fulmer as the “bat signal” is to batman.

Pat is setting the defense: 1 blueberry filled, 3 glazed, 1 cinnamon twist.

Just imagine that episiotomy.

I just threw up.

I will never forget that 8th place vote in ’97, Phil. NEVER.

Brilliant photoshop! It’s rare that I let out a guffaw at work.

Bruce Pearl in a sweat soaked suit might have improved it, or possibly Bruce Pearl with orange painted chest, but I’m just nitpicking at this point. Well played.

College Gameday is not interested in actual rivalry games? Why wouldn’t they set up camp at Louisville v. Kentucky? How about a good game, like Washington and Ohio State? For the average football fan, I would think gameday at Iowa v. Iowa State would be more entertaining.

So……are they putting the donut in or taking it out?

1. - isn’t the 1 and the 3 symbolic of the 13 i.e. “Baker’s Dozen” donuts that Phil is about to deliver?

So……are they putting the donut in or taking it out?

Well, how do you think they become glazed?

Kudos to #14 for the “30 Rock” reference.

It only looks like Alabama and Arkansas fans are walking out of a Starbucks when actually they’re doing the Robot backwards into a Starbucks! And I don’t even know whose dog that is! Yes, I steal dogs!

Who’s the biggest proponent of a playoff system: ABC/Disney/Globocorp/International Tetrahedron/Union Carbide Inc.

Wow. Seeing that come out of Phil’s mangina makes me wonder what parts of his anatomy the “custard-filled-chocolate-glazed” comes out of.

How the hell did Marques Slocum get cited for misdemeanor alcohol possession in a town where smoking a joint on the lawn gets you a $25 ticket? Was he outside Blimpy Burger drinking directly from the keg?

I laughed ‘til I wheezed when I saw Smok(e)y. I can’t tell whether he’s appaled or excited.

Also, props to #5 for the Rocko reference.

Sheesh, now I know why Vols eat their young.

Nicely played #21. Excuse me while I purge myself of the donut I had for breakfast this morning.

I referenced the “talk like this” contest in the hilarious UF/Tennessee thread.

Doug is dead to me.

I probably sound like an idiot, but who is Wendell Barnhouse, and does he have a link? I fear the You Tube on the office laptop, but I assume he was not in the Sex Pistols if the screen is any indication.

What’s so sad about Marques’ arrest is that he may have been the least drunk person in Ann Arbor this week. And that includes the guy who cuffed him. And Lloyd Carr. And speaking of animals, let’s be glad that it was just a misdemeanor , because if he has to do serious time, his fuck lion might be sent to the pound and euthanized, or shipped to the zoo and caged up with the other fuck lions. And that would be a truly tragic thing. America is a better place because Marques Slocum’s fuck lion is free to roam Ann Arbor.

#10,

  You know that group’s owned by Immobiliare, right?

During the leather-helmet era, Opera Hat Company/Amalgamated Spats/Confederated Slave Holdings controlled the puppet strings.

fat phil giving birth to a donut may, in fact, be the single funniest thing ever. i saw that on their boards yesterday and almost died, then, lo and behold, i pull up edsbs this morning in class and nearly had a heart attack from keeping myself from laughing.

Smokey makes the picture. The paw on the bed, the howling…
Funny stuff, I’m crying here.

That donut is the subject of Al Gore’s next documentary- that’s why he has that silly grin on his face.
Can we get a limited edition collector’s plate made from that picture? I have cousins in TN who would put that on their mantle!

Dear Mr Swindle:

Thank you for your promotion of Krispy Kreme Donuts. We strive to have the freshest, hottest possible and this is proof positive of our goal.

Sincerely yours,
Daryl Brewster, CEO

Sorry for missing that, Coop, I want to make it up to you. I’m gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?

This is not the type of comment board I should be reading in the middle of my Business Information Systems class. I’ve had to supress my out loud laugh twice from some of the comments.

Specifically comment #21 and from somone pointing out Smokey in the picture. Priceless.

This website is going to get me kicked out off college

10000+ cocktails for the photoshop job. Well done sir.

p.s. Fulmer looking at the nurse is pretty funny also

So……….Phil’s just gonna eat that donut now anyway, right?

Smokey is baying like a proud a papa. Does that mean that Fulmer was not fat, but just carrying a litter or baker’s dozen of doughnuts? In that case I expect a much slimmer Fulmerl to be starring in a video alongside Britteny Spears. Or maybe Fulmer is just a slut and is always pregnant.

#21-

I just threw up a little bit, in my mouth

I think Pat Summitt is the proud papa with a dick hole in her underwear and all (HT Coop).

Funniest picture yet this year by far! Maybe y’all should do “EDSBS Game Changing Pictures” for each weeks big games…

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I think you forgot Umbrella corp.

Imobilliare is actually owned by the Chinese government. operating under the shell corporation "Trans Yangtze Petroleum Group, Ltd.

ABC/Disney/Globocorp/International Tetrahedron/Union Carbide Inc., a division of Chem-Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group.

a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.

Eh, it’s the general rule with ABC — if the game isn’t aired on their networks, it doesn’t exist.

I’m never eating a donut again…well, at lest for the next week or so.

I don’t give props to the gator-nation often, but for jorts-wearers, you can do a mean photoshop.

Also, I thought every game was on ABC/Disney/Globocorp/International Tetrahedron/Union Carbide Inc., a division of Chem-Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group since they have 59 channels and 16 different websites.

I think USC getting to be part of Gameday has to be part of some underhandad payola type scheme hatched by the Nakatomi Corporation.

Donuts vs Fried Krispey Kreme Donut Cheeseburgers:

Picture of Donut, fat Fulmer and Pat Head-Summitt-DeGeneris was amazingly funny.

IF Fulmer births donuts, does Charlie Weis oink-out cheeseburgers (with donut bread buns, deep-fried in pig fat)??

I thought the Zorg corporation had the rights to all broadcasts ?

1. - USC gets the Gameday Circus because of the Song Girls!

1. SKLM – Isn’t Weiss still oinking out stomach staples, or was that all part of his legal strategy?

1. does the Palmetto state brethren proud.

Something tells me, since he is a true USC fan, as in one who grew up with Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Ellis, Sharpe, Mike Dingle (what happened to that guy?) Green, and, of course the triumvirate of Dickey Demasi, Monty Means, and Brandon Bennett…

he is dreading the Bulldogs from O’burg.

Actually, I would dread that game, if I were a visiting fan, if it was a road trip.

I like the needy look on Phil’s face and his ivory smooth legs. This is the most terrifying picture I’ve seen since that pomegranate picture you posted this spring.

Man for a dude having a KK donut, Phil has some nice legs, all shaven and all. I know it had to be hot under that orange jacket. Im just sayin…

1. - Out of Conference:

Nah….I think Charlie Brown Weis was conned and never had an operation. He still looks like the “Before” picture in those “Before and After” pictures.

Or, maybe, they sucked out a lot of fat from his belly and re-injected it above his pecker, giving him that “Belt Abuser” or “Butt-in-the-Front” look that is the rave in the farm-land-ghettos of pre-Soviet Block countries. But, I digress…..

Pat’s going to ask the nurse out for a date.

They’ll be checking each other’s donut.

Coop (54) – That bullshit 1984 Navy game comes to mind with SC State this weekend and LSU next. What were we, 8-0 or something like that and a #4 ranking at the time (Google said #2, but I don’t believe it).

Oh, you were #2 in the nation that hallowed day, and whomever was #1 in the nation also lost.

You beat Georgia, PItt, FSU, Notre Dame, and Clemson, but lost at Navy, and then Oklahoma State in Jax.

Seriously, how did 10-1 South Carolina not get an invite to the Sugar or Orange Bowls to face the SEC or Big 8 champion?

I never understood that at all.

Conversely, Thurman Thomas says hello.

10-1 USC vs. 9-2 Oklahoma State was a pretty good matchup for the Gator Bowl.

Oh no, you were #2 in the nation when you lost to Navy. You were #2, and the #1 team in the nation that week also lost. I don’t remember who was #1 at the time, but they lost that Saturday as well.

You guys beat Georgia, Florida State, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh, and, yes, Clemson that season, but lost to friggin’ Navy, who stopped you from being #1 in the nation.

The other thing is, you went 10-1 and did not get the other bid to the Sugar to face the SEC champion or the Orange to face the Big 8 champion. That is insane.

Finally, BYU won the national title that season because they were the only undefeated team in January.

Had you guys beaten Navy…

Oh wait, you still got worked by Thurman Thomas and the ’Pokes in the Gator Bowl.

10-1 USC vs. 9-2 Oklahoma State was a great matchup for the Gator Bowl that season.

Given that season, the Pitt loss a couple of years before, and the LSU loss to Tommy Hodson and Wendell Davis in ’87, something tells me you guys are not a big fan of Jax.

Still, when I think of great USC upsets, I think of the ’88 USC team that started something like 5-0, including a beating of Georgia, and went down to Atlanta to face a winless, or 1 win, Tech team.

Tech beat USC something like 47-0.

It is like clockwork, just keep waiting for the sky to fall, or LSU’s chainsaw dick.

ALL of those companies are owned by Cyberdyne.
Phil is actually the T400 Terminator but to make him more realistic they stuff him with 200lbs of doughnuts.
Be afraid ……very afraid.

Just say Halliburton… the media seems to think they’re the master corporation pulling the strings