CURIOUS INDEX: 9/12/07
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 A clear and present danger at all times.Gameday: Still following the best matchups! Yessir! Gameday’s laughable decision last year to go to the Nebraska/USC game in L.A.–where they started broadcasting at a weakly attended 6 a.m. session in the lonely parking lot of the Coliseum–is a bit more defensible as they go to the USC/NU game at Lincoln this Saturday. It really is the matchup of the two highest ranked teams in the nation with a #1 vs. a #14. Fuck ‘em anyway. Any and all objectivity espoused by Gameday is obviously compromised by the tethers of ABC/Disney/Globocorp/International Tetrahedron/Union Carbide Inc.–they just happened to luck out this week. Who needs them in Gainesville when we’ll be there. EDSBS: a news source you can count on! To show up! Mostly sober! And drunk! Awww, poor Kirby! Someone shut up his dad: Kyle Wright is the starter again at Miami after Kirby Freeman’s hopeless performance in the 51-13 fleshfeast defeat to Oklahoma. Randy Shannon is already showing admirable leadership by opting for a mediocre and conservative quarterback over a mediocre and volatile qb as the starter. It’s a bold commitment to .500, as opposed to a roller-coaster ride to…um…a .500 record. Aww, poor fuck lion! Marques Slocum, he of the legendary Facebook page and the pet fuck lion, was cited for misdemeanor alcohol possession in Ann Arbor. We would get our foam finger of moralizing, but this is a wholly appropriate response to Michigan’s 2007 football season. Wendell Barnhouse sees…a three-way logjam coming up in the BCS. ANARCHY!!!! It’s Tennesse Hate Week 3.0……and this is why the collective unconscious of the internet is a wonderful, wonderful thing. Whoever created this in the Gatorsports.com universe…thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Just say Halliburton… the media seems to think they’re the master corporation pulling the strings
Comment by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger — September 13, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
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ALL of those companies are owned by Cyberdyne.
Phil is actually the T400 Terminator but to make him more realistic they stuff him with 200lbs of doughnuts.
Be afraid ……very afraid.
Comment by CHARLIE MURPHEY — September 13, 2007 @ 6:51 am
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Oh no, you were #2 in the nation when you lost to Navy. You were #2, and the #1 team in the nation that week also lost. I don’t remember who was #1 at the time, but they lost that Saturday as well.
You guys beat Georgia, Florida State, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh, and, yes, Clemson that season, but lost to friggin’ Navy, who stopped you from being #1 in the nation.
The other thing is, you went 10-1 and did not get the other bid to the Sugar to face the SEC champion or the Orange to face the Big 8 champion. That is insane.
Finally, BYU won the national title that season because they were the only undefeated team in January.
Had you guys beaten Navy…
Oh wait, you still got worked by Thurman Thomas and the ‘Pokes in the Gator Bowl.
10-1 USC vs. 9-2 Oklahoma State was a great matchup for the Gator Bowl that season.
Given that season, the Pitt loss a couple of years before, and the LSU loss to Tommy Hodson and Wendell Davis in ‘87, something tells me you guys are not a big fan of Jax.
Still, when I think of great USC upsets, I think of the ‘88 USC team that started something like 5-0, including a beating of Georgia, and went down to Atlanta to face a winless, or 1 win, Tech team.
Tech beat USC something like 47-0.
It is like clockwork, just keep waiting for the sky to fall, or LSU’s chainsaw dick.
Comment by Coop — September 13, 2007 @ 12:15 am